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00:00MUSIC
00:25Right, listen, the name of the game is sales.
00:27No freebies, no IOU.
00:29Aunty Kat, these went off yesterday.
00:31Oh, I hope this job lot from Nantes don't, Salmonella the Square.
00:34Look, best before it the same as you spy, all right?
00:36You check my label, and I was best before 9 to 5, but I could still cut it.
00:40Plus, Fat Elvis has chucked in some artillery.
00:43Two quid of pop for the kids, yeah?
00:45They rinse the parents while they rinse each other.
00:47Splash for cash, right?
00:48We are the Slaters.
00:50They hate us because they hate us.
00:52So, we pull together as a family, all right?
00:55You're a father house arrest prisoner, of course, but today is a new day, so we slap on a smile, yeah?
00:59Cos no-one throws a party like the Slater moons!
01:02Wooo!
01:03Got it!
01:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:08What's the matter with us?
01:10Tommy's worked her fine when she's on phone. You should be delirious.
01:13I know, I know.
01:14Just, um...
01:16I tried to ring Zoe this morning, of course.
01:19There was no answer, but...
01:22It was a UK dining time.
01:25Sakes, don't worry, okay? Cos if Zoe's home, I'm gonna find her, right?
01:28Seriously, don't worry, leave her with me.
01:34Zoe's home?
01:35Somebody will be in with you soon.
01:42Would you like some water?
01:59Can we talk?
02:00Look, I've done everything I can, but Andy's like a dog off a bum.
02:06If my brother goes down for this, I will make sure that you go down with him.
02:10Patrick's his dad. What can I do?
02:13You're an eyewitness.
02:14And Uncle Jack said that Patrick hasn't even done his written statement yet.
02:18If you want to keep your secret safe, just figure it out, yeah?
02:21Today?
02:22Today?
02:36She needed help, Mum, right? She ain't gonna accept it off of camp. What was she supposed to do?
02:40She's her mum, Stacey.
02:42Yes, I know. You don't need to tell me that.
02:45Well, she needs to know. The sooner the better.
02:49Well, I will tell her, Mum, all right? But let's just see if Alfie can get hold of her, because if this bomb is going off, I don't want it to be nuclear.
02:57Well, she needs to know today, Stacey. You know I'm rubbish at keeping secrets.
03:00Come on, we've got a barbie to set up!
03:09Oh, you said you did not want any.
03:11Yeah, but you're not going to say anything, are you?
03:16Hey. Junior's flat's free.
03:20Why don't you put that away? Then maybe I'll put out.
03:23I've got to get it to the lunches.
03:26What, there's an oil change emergency, isn't there?
03:28No, don't be stupid.
03:29No, can you just be honest?
03:31You swerved me yesterday, so if you're not really that into this...
03:34No, of course I am. I'm just taking things slow.
03:39I'm a gentleman, you know. Plus, I've got to make a living.
03:45To be continued, yeah?
03:46We're going to get you home, okay? Don't worry. This will all sort itself out.
03:59You both know I'm going away, Lauren, yeah? So, er, don't talk to me like I'm a kid.
04:13Of course, they ain't going to treat me like one when I'm inside, are they?
04:16Oscar Branning. I'm Derek Carter, your solicitor. Your uncle filled me in.
04:26A solicitor? He told you he's got him a solicitor?
04:30A tiger never changes his spots. He's a Branning.
04:34It's a leopard. Oscar's his family. He's only doing what we do.
04:38I don't even attack old men.
04:40Exactly. Doesn't matter anyway. He's caught bang to rights.
04:45And no solicitor or police relation will get him out of this.
04:49Don't worry, Dad. At least you know what side I'm on.
04:53He's right, Patrick.
04:55I'll go to the police station later on and you can give a statement.
04:58Then we can just focus on this wedding.
05:02All right, Patrick?
05:04Right, yes.
05:05You're quiet.
05:07Still upset after your little chat with Lauren.
05:11I was passing her.
05:13She told me how sorry he was.
05:16It's a shame, that's all.
05:19You're just a kid.
05:20Yeah, but by the grace of God, go I, right?
05:22Your lady.
05:24Not in this case.
05:25The only shame in this situation
05:28is that boy got away with this for so long.
05:31Thinking anything else is stupid.
05:32It's who you talking to, bro?
05:34Denzel.
05:36Don't.
05:37Don't what?
05:38I may not be made of honour, but Howie is Patrick's best man.
05:41That is enough.
05:42What? That is enough.
05:44What is done is done.
05:45We have got to remain a united family in this.
05:48Okay, Howie.
05:50It's a shame for all of us.
06:01What's this? Black Friday?
06:02Is there burnt?
06:03And he's frying them.
06:04Well, good it would be, you know what I mean.
06:05Well, ain't Friday, and they ain't burnt.
06:08They're well done, all right?
06:09All right?
06:10Right.
06:11Hello? Yeah, no comp...
06:12No comp...
06:13No comprende por favor.
06:15Listen, come now.
06:16Listen, can you call...
06:17Hello?
06:18Can you call me back later?
06:19Yeah, muchas gracias.
06:21Bye.
06:22Is that about Hayley again?
06:23No, no.
06:24Don't strictly business.
06:25You know me.
06:26Marlene to Marbella.
06:27I'm off.
06:28Can I make you a minute?
06:29Yeah, it stays.
06:30Give me five minutes.
06:31She's got to get this, all right?
06:32With your mum's face, and him trying to scam the Spanish.
06:35Something's going on.
06:37It's Tommy, innit?
06:39I know he didn't apologise, but I know he's sorry.
06:41Right, and so am I.
06:43Kids, eh?
06:44Always close to breaking your hearts.
06:47Love ya.
06:54How you doing?
06:55As it's almost National Cinema Day,
06:58and I've decided to, er, celebrate it with you, Mr Mitchell,
07:03the Don Corleone of Walford.
07:06I've decided we're gonna go for Godfather 1 and 2.
07:10Where do you continue?
07:13He can't be a bit the Nero, can you?
07:15That's Brando.
07:16Oh, no.
07:18Don't tell me you two were having a movie day.
07:19We're having a street party.
07:22Come and get some fresh air.
07:24Eh? Come on.
07:25Chop-chop.
07:26Bit of community spirit.
07:27No, it's National Cinema Day, so we're gonna, erm...
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:32Oh.
07:33Yeah, I need to get that.
07:47Patrick.
07:49I just wanted to say...
07:50You don't have to apologize.
07:56The boys.
08:00They were like choke and cheese, you know.
08:02They had one thing in common, though.
08:04Temper.
08:07Yeah, one took the right part and the other one didn't.
08:11Meant what I said, though.
08:12It's a shame.
08:16Look, erm...
08:17I might be overstepping the mark here, but...
08:21Lauren.
08:22She's in bits.
08:23I feel for her.
08:24You know, everything she's been through with the baby and...
08:25the family she's lost.
08:26Oscar being here really helped her out.
08:27I know he'd done a terrible thing.
08:28And he regrets it.
08:30I like to become your best man for a reason.
08:31I know he's done a terrible thing.
08:32And he regrets it.
08:33I like to become your best man for a reason.
08:34Cos I care about you.
08:35Cos I care about you.
08:51Yeah.
08:52OK.
08:53Yeah.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah.
09:03And I know, deep down, you don't want to send that kid to prison.
09:12This could be Oscar's first, second chance.
09:16Only when he gets to take the right path.
09:22And if you want to give him that chance, I'll back you.
09:27I just want this thing over, man.
09:30Well, putting him in prison ain't going to end this.
09:34For anybody, not you, not anyone.
09:39You can still get him home, Patrick.
09:43And I'll help if that's what you want.
09:47It's your call.
10:00You said the old bill was sniffing about.
10:06No.
10:08No, I said, um...
10:10There was a copper rolling about for you.
10:15There it is.
10:19Oi, oi, copper.
10:21Get it?
10:23Huh?
10:24You ain't funny.
10:25No?
10:27Well, you know what else ain't funny?
10:29You turning up late to have a line when the superior drops you one.
10:33Ravi's my boss, not you.
10:35But the kit man works for the chairman too as well, don't he?
10:37Doesn't mean he can tell the manager who to play up front.
10:42Hey, relax, man.
10:44It's a chain of command thing.
10:46Like, see, for example, you wanted to stop using that slow-drop guy's flat as are them.
10:50But what did Ravi do, huh?
10:51He sided with me.
10:52I told you, don't call him that.
10:56My man ain't exactly fast, is he?
11:00You think you're scary, don't you?
11:05This is scary you really are, eh?
11:11How about now, hmm?
11:13Scared?
11:15See, I've done my fighting.
11:18I don't need to prove myself no more.
11:19I've been there, done that.
11:23My stripes, I earned them.
11:24You ain't.
11:26Hmm?
11:29Do you know why the old heads used to call me Okie?
11:33You probably think of some long African name short and down or something, bruv.
11:36Nah, see.
11:37When I was 15, the old heads used to say Okie-Dokie, and I like that, bruv.
11:43So when I was young, and they knew something done, they would call me.
11:48And I would never say no.
11:50I'd say Okie-Dokie, and it would be done, bruv.
11:53Are you mad?
12:00Yeah, you're probably telling me over, but at least he's man enough to take what he wants,
12:07right?
12:08But I'll come out on top.
12:10Still.
12:11See, house arrest treating you all, then.
12:18If they want a dog to chain up, then they can buy one.
12:21Yes, Tommy.
12:22I like it.
12:25You were, uh, insolentious with your dad in that voicemail.
12:29Has he manned up yet, or what?
12:29Ah, it's an embarrassment.
12:36See, there's two types of men in this world.
12:40We're the alphas, and the beaters.
12:43Your dad, my dad, they're beaters.
12:46They was born beaters, and they'll die beaters.
12:48Dad, you don't make them bad men.
12:50Just, just weak ones.
12:54But me and you, we're the alphas.
12:57Women don't run our lives.
12:59We do.
13:00It's about brotherhood, isn't it?
13:03That's why we've got to stick together.
13:06Hmm?
13:07Yeah.
13:11Yeah.
13:16What's this?
13:17The eighth lecture this week.
13:19You think I've got time for this?
13:21It's having a man who got into some problems.
13:24Full hazard over here could earn his stripes.
13:27You see this?
13:28This is trouble.
13:30This puts you away and me away for years.
13:32You understand?
13:34If you can't handle this without aggro,
13:37then you're of no use to me.
13:40Do you understand?
13:41Hide it in Cojo's flat if you have to.
13:49I don't trust him with it.
13:52I take it, then.
13:56You come to me with these problems,
13:58and we'll deal with it.
14:00You understood?
14:02Okey-dokey, boss.
14:03He's trying.
14:21All right?
14:22He's calling round everywhere.
14:24He's trying to find leaves.
14:25This is Alfie we're talking about.
14:27He couldn't find water if he fell out of the boat.
14:29You said you'd give him a day.
14:30I know, but it feels like a week already.
14:34Now, what if she turns up hurt,
14:37and Kat finds out that you've been keeping this a secret?
14:39It'll kick off.
14:40Do you know, enough's enough.
14:46Oh, Mum, don't.
14:49Mum, please.
14:51Mum!
14:52Right.
14:52Come on, who works, what?
14:54Well, I want one of them,
14:55and dental records to see whether Mum is actually a cow.
14:59We had a load of pool toys going missing the other week.
15:01They might get you, then.
15:03Who said anything about pool toys?
15:05If you're in a pool, you don't need a water pistol.
15:06You just splash, don't you?
15:07Mum?
15:08Kat?
15:09I have a word.
15:10Yeah.
15:13Have you heard a noise, Nuisance?
15:15I'm looking at it, aren't I?
15:16Look, we're trying to get Jimmy down for a nap, all right?
15:18And this trash fest isn't helping, all right?
15:21So either turn it down, or I'm reporting it.
15:24That's a public order, friends.
15:26Oh, leave off, Bill.
15:26It's a party.
15:28Here, Freddie, get him a hot dog.
15:29A little mini chipolata, eh?
15:31If the size suits.
15:35Oi!
15:35Oi!
15:36You owe me two quid.
15:45I'll get you a towel, Jane.
15:46Stace, I want to go and get Tommy, yeah?
15:48So I'm going to have some fun.
15:49We all make mistakes.
15:52Tommy left ages ago.
15:54Frank.
15:56What?
15:59Hey, okay, so, er...
16:01What have I missed now, then, eh?
16:02Right, you, and you, upstairs, now.
16:15This is a joke.
16:16How long are they going to leave him waiting?
16:18The longer he waits, the more likely he is to slip up.
16:23Slip up.
16:24They got me banged to rights.
16:30Can't slip up any more than that, can I?
16:32Just listen to him, please.
16:34If Uncle Jack sent him, then he must be good.
16:36Oh, I know, I know.
16:36I mean, that no-comment advice, Derek, I would have never thought of that.
16:44What's the point?
16:45It's done.
16:45We are all here to help you.
16:50You can't help me, all right?
16:52And this bloke ain't going to help neither, yeah?
16:54So stop talking to me, like we all don't know how this ends, yeah?
16:57Okay?
16:58It's done!
16:58All right?
16:59I'm waiting!
17:00Oscar Branning!
17:01Don't come in.
17:03Mr. Truman has just provided us with a further account of the night of the assault,
17:06supported by Mr. Daines.
17:09These contradict Mr. Truman's initial statement of events.
17:12In light of which, and with the lack of corroborative forensic evidence,
17:16I don't propose to interview you at this moment.
17:18You're free to go.
17:25I'll just turn it off.
17:27She'll give up eventually.
17:28Oh, here we go.
17:32Next generation of fish wives have turned up.
17:35What are you doing here, Lil?
17:36Shopping around for a baby daddy for her, too?
17:39Child benefits and your rent paid.
17:40It's the line of work round here, innit?
17:42Who are you talking to?
17:44You.
17:45What are you going to do about it?
17:48You really think you're that scary?
17:50With your in-sale boy band curtains.
17:52Do you really think I can smash you both all over this place if I wanted to?
17:57John, let's go.
17:57Nah, nah, this is the problem.
17:59These slappers thinkin' they can say what they want to a man like me.
18:02Are you mad?
18:03Man, do me a favor.
18:04You mad!
18:05You are!
18:06Go on, then!
18:08I'll show you how much of a man I really am!
18:10Hey, what are you doing?
18:11Tommy!
18:14Your son's mate is threatening us.
18:16Tommy, get home now.
18:17Stay away from little boys with big mouths.
18:25They never grow up!
18:26Get out!
18:40All those months.
18:42All that lying.
18:43Jean, listen, I'm sorry, all right?
18:44What's done is done.
18:45But I'm trying to find her.
18:48Well, you did find her.
18:49Then you lost her.
18:50Now you know that she's in this country and you still can't find her.
18:53Honestly, you're about as much use as a chocolate teapot, the pair of you.
18:56You both have to tell Kat when she gets back.
19:01None of this putting it off till later.
19:02No more wild goose chases.
19:05She's right, Alfie.
19:06No!
19:08No, no, no, no.
19:09You know what she's going through with Tommy right now, OK?
19:12Listen, she's my wife, OK?
19:14So please, let me fix this, yeah?
19:18Please.
19:19Alfie!
19:20Alfie!
19:22Maybe he thinks this is the real thing.
19:24So he's taking things slow.
19:26Plus, he's fit.
19:28And single.
19:30And given your track record, we've missed the main thing.
19:33Yeah, but then they're slow and then they're stationary.
19:36I mean, normally at the start you need a taser to keep a bloke away,
19:38but I mean, I can't stop him from running away at the moment.
19:41A bottle of this, Tracey.
19:42Go short, Tracey.
19:43Girls talk, is it?
19:45Yeah.
19:46Dad, it's important to be a gentleman, right?
19:47Of course.
19:49Cos Harry's being a proper gentleman, would you?
19:52Taking things slow.
19:53But she thinks cos he's got a work call
19:56and she's not been invited back to the flat yet,
20:01that he's not that into her.
20:03That's stupid, right?
20:04Tell her.
20:05Well, he'd have to be an idiot not to be interested in you.
20:09But he's not as big an idiot as people think he is.
20:11See?
20:13Even Dad agrees.
20:16So, is this what his dopey little podcast heroes
20:20are teaching him to threaten women?
20:22Eh?
20:24Is that what you want to do and all?
20:26Eh?
20:27Knocking about with...
20:28with women beaters, yeah?
20:30Does that make you feel like big men?
20:31I want you his silent partner.
20:41You really hate me, didn't you?
20:43Kat, don't.
20:44No, no, I'm serious, all right?
20:45I'm not pulling out the poor mum card to guilt trip him.
20:48I've been there, done that.
20:50He just hates my guts.
20:54Tommy, I don't blame you, all right?
20:57I've made loads of mistakes all my life,
20:59with all my kids.
21:00You was happy when you was with Zach,
21:04and I remember thinking,
21:05that's my son, that's my boy,
21:07and he's going to come home soon.
21:09But look at you.
21:11Maybe it's me.
21:14Maybe it's something in me that...
21:15that's turned you into this person.
21:18Eh?
21:19That wants to sell his family to perverts.
21:22That wants to beat girls up.
21:24I didn't threaten them.
21:25Joel did.
21:26You hit me, Tommy.
21:28If you can hit your mum,
21:30then what would stop you from hitting them?
21:32I would do anything for you,
21:34anything for all my kids.
21:36But if that's not good enough...
21:38Maybe it ain't.
21:40Or they'd all be here.
21:43Right?
21:44Right, if you want to go and live with Zach,
21:51if you want to go and stay with Joel,
21:52that's fine.
21:53All right?
21:55I love you.
21:58But if you hate me,
21:59then I'm just no good for you, am I?
22:01Hey, hey, hey.
22:16Come on.
22:17It's all right.
22:18You are one lucky boy.
22:25You know what?
22:25You need to go around to Patrick and Howie
22:27and just say thank you.
22:28Well, I don't fire on that.
22:30If you just dodge the bullet,
22:31I'd stay out of the fire.
22:32What's he doing now?
22:34Well, it's a long story,
22:36but he's learnt his lesson
22:36and he's coming back home with us.
22:39You know, fresh start on that.
22:40Just try and keep out of trouble.
22:44Now, yeah, will you?
22:45You have got to be joking.
22:48Based on our family on the force.
22:50What a justice system.
22:52You've got a problem,
22:53as you take it out with your dad
22:54or the best man.
22:55All right, it was their call,
22:56not mine.
23:03Right.
23:04It's Ian.
23:05Johnny Fontaine.
23:07Well, he's obviously based on...
23:09What's his name?
23:11Sonata?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Little-known singer.
23:15But, um, the author...
23:19Mario Puzo,
23:21he denied it completely.
23:23Ridiculous, isn't he?
23:24It's obvious.
23:25Oh, hang on.
23:30Hello?
23:32Oh, no.
23:33Sorry.
23:34Um, well, uh,
23:36maybe she'll call you back.
23:38Oh, sorry.
23:39I thought it was yours.
23:39Mine, I mean.
23:41That's my phone, Nigel.
23:43Yeah.
23:43I'll enter it myself in the future.
23:46You said he'd, uh, call back.
23:48Right.
23:50Uh,
23:50I'm just popping out for a bit.
23:52I can't believe this.
23:59Let that old-age predator get away with this.
24:02I'm gonna have to call Mo and tell her to sleep with one eye open.
24:05Baby, it's what Patrick wanted.
24:07Yolandi, you okay with this?
24:09It's Patrick's call.
24:10And I made a call for Chelsea.
24:12It's one thing helping your daughter, but we're talking about a brand-in.
24:16It's done.
24:17And I don't want talking about it anymore.
24:19This was you, wasn't it?
24:21See, you're all too blind to see it, but I can see straight through him.
24:25I talked with Lauren.
24:26He's been that kid's one-man PR manager.
24:30Now, something's going on.
24:32Now, tell my dad why you really wanted that boy to walk free.
24:35Anthony.
24:36No!
24:37Tell him what's really going on.
24:39Now!
24:40I'll tell you what's going on.
24:42You're jealous because I'm Patrick's best man.
24:45And you're his son, acting like you care, when all you do is the bare minimum.
24:50Hey!
24:51That's enough!
24:53You have...
24:55Anthony.
24:58This is my choice.
25:01Now, there's been enough trouble in this house that you miss.
25:05And I don't want you adding to it.
25:08Okay?
25:09So accept it or go home.
25:12And that is your choice.
25:21Hi.
25:21Hi.
25:31Hi.
25:35Coge?
25:57look can you knock next time yeah because this is my place too as well you know i know you've
26:06got keys in that but my name's on the lease so i come and go so please all right my brother
26:16my daughter it's my job to make sure they're safe so this gentleman act it better be for real
26:27arry
26:28shhh
26:33you heard anything no right i'll give zach and vicki a ring give them the heads up hopefully he's
26:50listened to me for once this is all my fault you know i should have taken a deep breath and
27:07and talk to him tomorrow i messed up i always do always have done always will don't do that
27:16it's true i messed up with myself and my kids it was only a few hours ago i wanted him to be locked
27:22up in here and then i'm kicking him out and i'm sitting here worrying where he is no wonder he hates
27:27me i wouldn't know do you know you're a brilliant mom cat yeah right he doesn't hate you he hates me
27:38you know um i didn't go to spain to help hayley it was someone else someone else who needed help but um
27:52i lost her again who
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