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00:00Music
00:24Charlie, look at you! You're beautiful!
00:26Don't get any closer! Stay there!
00:32Tommy! Tommy!
00:34Oh God!
00:36Tommy!
00:38Don't worry, I ain't saying.
00:40I said you were going to nick Alfie's cash card.
00:42You liar!
00:44It takes one to know one.
00:46Did I do alright, Mark?
00:48Tommy, do you feel alright?
00:50Do you feel alright?
00:52She's in trouble, we need to help her.
00:54I'm in trouble.
00:56I don't need your help. I'm getting a taxi.
00:58I've got a minute. Listen, no, I haven't seen you for years.
01:00Just...
01:02Just go inside, Jenna.
01:04You're soaked!
01:06She's skin. I had to pay for the cab.
01:12Listen, listen, just give us a minute.
01:14Give us a minute.
01:16Come on.
01:18Tommy!
01:20Listen.
01:22I love you.
01:23I love you too.
01:24What?
01:25Come on, come on.
01:26Come on, come on.
01:27Come on, come on, come on.
01:28Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:29Come on, come on, come on.
01:30Listen, Zoe, Alice.
01:31I will give you all the gifts you need.
01:32You can get a cab to wherever you want to go, alright?
01:34I promise you.
01:36Please, you just...
01:38just come in and...
01:39see your eye on, yeah?
01:41Please?
01:42You've got little brothers in there that want to meet you.
01:45Yeah?
01:46They want to be their big sister.
01:47Yeah?
01:48Please.
01:49Yeah.
01:50They'd love to meet their big sister.
01:52Yeah?
01:53Please.
01:54Oh.
01:55Oh.
01:56Oh.
01:57Oh.
01:58Oh.
01:59Oh.
02:00Oh.
02:01Oh.
02:02Oh.
02:03Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:05Oh.
02:06Oh.
02:07Oh.
02:08Oh.
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh.
02:11Oh.
02:12Oh.
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02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:18cackle howl.
02:20Oh.
02:21Oh.
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02:23Oh.
02:24Oh.
02:25Oh.
02:26Oh.
02:27Oh.
02:28Oh.
02:29Oh.
02:30Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:32Oh.
02:33Oh.
02:34Can't do this.
02:35Oh.
02:36Look, I just didn't.
02:37The cash is in the safe, alright?
02:39How long have you had him?
02:44You should have called 999, you stupid boy.
02:47I was trying to do the right thing before some kid found his shot sign.
02:49How am I the stupid one?
02:50Because it's five years for a firearms possession.
02:54Five?
02:54Yeah.
02:55And now you've implicated me.
02:58I'm sorry, but I can't go back to Young Offenders.
03:00I hated it in there.
03:02Look, I know you think I'm a wrong one,
03:04but I'm not, I promise.
03:06Look, I try and do the right thing,
03:07but I get overexcited, and then I get overwhelmed,
03:10and then you're holding a gun under the stairs.
03:14You know what? I'm so proud of you earlier.
03:17What you did to Yolandi and Patrick there,
03:19it was beautiful.
03:20Were you?
03:20Yeah.
03:22And how can a creative, capable young man do this?
03:28I just, I don't understand.
03:32I love the eyes.
03:33I'll tell you.
03:39I've got to keep this safe tonight.
03:42I'll try and
03:43find a way to explain a gun at the station tomorrow.
03:52Thanks, Uncle Jack.
03:53Where is it, then?
04:03The safe?
04:04Drawing off a bit first, Jean.
04:10What, do you want to die of hyperthermia?
04:16I'll make us a cuppa.
04:18Yeah, when we're supper a bit.
04:18I wanted to get one of those boiling tap things,
04:45but Alfie said they're a waste of money.
04:47Says the man who ain't made a cuppa
04:48since his nan had died, eh?
04:50Landed on your feet, then.
04:53I'm a career woman now.
04:55Proper grafter.
04:56You?
04:57You ain't lasted five minutes in a job
04:58before you got done for thieving
05:00or sleeping with the boss.
05:02Yeah, I was a nightmare, wasn't I, eh?
05:04Used to drive mum and dad wild.
05:07But, um, I've grown up.
05:09I'm married.
05:11Got three boys.
05:13Responsibilities.
05:14Better late than never.
05:15But I'm a good mum now.
05:18If you stick around long enough,
05:19you'll find out.
05:21That white Tommy ran away.
05:25He's a teenage boy.
05:27It's hard for him.
05:28The world's gone mad,
05:29and they're just trying to make sense of it all.
05:31Nah, there's nothing worse
05:32than having you as a mum.
05:33The game playing, the drinking,
05:35the tantrums, the name calling.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:40I'm sorry for all the things I said.
05:44Zoe, it was 20 years ago.
05:46Can't we just move on from it?
05:47I came up here for the cash.
05:52Not a deep and meaningful.
05:55Boys, don't go.
05:56No, no, don't go.
05:56Okay, I'm sorry about you.
05:59Are you our sister?
06:00I'm Ernie.
06:01He's a butt.
06:02Yeah, I'm Zoe.
06:04We've always wanted to meet you.
06:05Please.
06:06Thanks, Dave.
06:09Okay, right.
06:11Okay, who fancies an egg sandwich?
06:14You must be starving, Tommy, yeah?
06:15Yeah, go on then.
06:16Me?
06:17Yeah?
06:17All right.
06:18Can I have sausage and tomato cake?
06:21Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
06:22What about use that kind of temperature
06:24with a magic moon egg sandwich?
06:29Can I use the loo?
06:31Yeah, it's just there, darling.
06:35Oh, my God, there's sausages.
06:37I have to chop.
06:38Chop.
06:48Boy, were you gonna go
06:55before you give your opening a cuddle?
07:01I won't.
07:03I haven't missed you.
07:10I bet it's the king who decides them rules
07:12so he can get away with doing that whole
07:15ere I have whanning of Wolfordtown,
07:19will you?
07:20With his sword.
07:26You insane?
07:27How come the king don't get done for possession
07:29when I get five years,
07:30even though the gun ain't even mine?
07:32Well, I'm just curious.
07:33What chaps?
07:36Do you want to go back to young offenders?
07:39Do you?
07:43You know, when I'm...
07:43Shut up.
07:45Oh, sorry, gee.
07:58I saved two wines and a lager.
08:00Did you?
08:01Oh, I'm sorry about that.
08:02Well, I'm sure you'll cope.
08:03As you can see, we're very busy.
08:05Do you need to learn to put a pint sooner or later?
08:08I'd rather clean the toilets.
08:11Hey, Al.
08:12I know.
08:13It's not what you asked for.
08:15No, it's fine.
08:15Look, I really don't want to do it.
08:17I'm not family.
08:18What?
08:19Patrick asked you to be the best man because he thinks a lot of you.
08:22Yeah?
08:22Just, um, say my friend.
08:24I'm not calling Patrick a streetwise Hercules.
08:30Harry, I love you.
08:32But you were stressed as Mr. Stuffles the Bear when we first met,
08:35so what seems to be the problem, eh?
08:36Look, I think Jack's got one of them best man joke books in the loo.
08:41I'll get it for you.
08:42Of course he has.
08:43I might break the ice.
08:44Yeah, thanks, dear.
08:47Don't eat this, love.
08:49It's not.
08:49No, forget it.
08:50It's good.
08:51It's good to see you, man.
09:14If you tell anyone I cried, I'll slap you, silly.
09:18You ain't as old as you, Lou.
09:20Zoe!
09:21I'm really sorry now, but I've got a plane to catch.
09:23You can't go.
09:24I'll never see you again.
09:26You will.
09:27You don't know about my heart.
09:30Your heart?
09:31What's wrong?
09:32Well, the doctor said I never had one in the first place.
09:35Oh, my gosh.
09:36You don't change.
09:37Let's put a smile on your face.
09:39Shh.
09:39Zoe, I thought you'd gone from going now.
09:45Stay for a chippy dinner.
09:48Please, like the old days.
09:50For your name.
09:55You all right.
10:09I believe I've got to thank you for making our wedding so special.
10:26I wanted to prove how sorry I am.
10:29I accept your apology.
10:31You made one very stupid mistake, son.
10:36And with that, I want all of us to draw a line under this.
10:44Understood?
10:45Understood.
10:46Understood.
10:53I'm trying my hardest to make amends.
11:07You've got to live with what you've done.
11:16I can't believe you heathens, right?
11:18Won't eat chips off a plate.
11:20It's disgusting.
11:20Oh, I can't lady die.
11:23How's your caviar?
11:24I like the wolf of the chips in me lap.
11:26Reminds me of when I was a kid.
11:30So, what was mum like when you was growing up?
11:34She was bossy, annoying.
11:36Always neck in my fruit corner.
11:41That was Lynn.
11:42She still is bossy and annoying.
11:43Do you not owe my frasher teeth?
11:46Go to bed.
11:47Is that supposed to be me?
11:48No, don't mess with the messer.
11:52Yeah, that's right.
11:53Zoe, the kids love you to stick around Walford for a bit.
11:57Alfie, don't pressure her, yeah?
11:58Yeah, she's got a thing.
12:01You could always bunk in with me.
12:05Moe, we're trying to get her to stay, all right?
12:06So wind your neck in.
12:08Oi, that's twice you dug me out.
12:10You're back on telly.
12:12Oh, think about it.
12:13Kat, Alfie, you've got a visitor.
12:18Oh, sorry to interrupt.
12:21Leslie, sorry, I totally forgot.
12:23Twice in one day.
12:25It won't get complex, seeing as you're having a nice family evening.
12:29What's going on?
12:30Zoe, this is Leslie.
12:31She's from the social.
12:32It's just a routine check-up.
12:34Um...
12:35Leslie, this is Zoe, my daughter.
12:37Oh, nice to meet you at last.
12:41And I'm the name.
12:42Nice to meet you.
12:44I'm glad to be home, Tommy.
12:46Heard about the ferry nightmare.
12:48Yeah, Tommy, I was telling Leslie about the nightmare you had getting back from France after your camping trip.
12:55Yeah, of course.
12:56Yeah.
12:56Well, tell you what, Leslie, why don't we go in the kitchen and we'll have some privacy there, yeah?
13:01You don't need me, do you?
13:02Yes, Kat, we do.
13:05What's it like, seeing your mum do it all again, second time round?
13:19I'm in awe.
13:20Even better than the first time.
13:26The money you stick around.
13:29I knew you couldn't change.
13:35Sorry, sorry.
13:41Can I tell everyone?
13:42Attention.
13:42Hey!
13:43Attention.
13:44Hey!
13:46Hey!
13:48All right, does this work?
13:50Okay, it worked.
13:51So we're going to do the speeches now.
13:52Hope everyone's having a good night.
13:53To kick off the speeches, it is going to be the best man might die.
13:56I'm sorry.
14:18I can't.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:20Howie?
14:22Howie?
14:24Howie?
14:25Howie?
14:27Howie?
14:29How?
14:30How are we?
14:32How are we, guys?
14:34How are we?
14:36Oh, um, please excuse my Howie.
14:39Patrick made him the best man, and he just feels he doesn't have anything worth saying.
14:45Oh, that's nonsense.
14:46Exactly.
14:46That's what I said, but now he's gone, isn't it?
14:50So, um, I will say a speech instead.
14:55Yay!
14:56Yeah, thanks.
14:57Oh, that's boring.
14:58Okay, so, um, I think I should start with saying, um, thank you.
15:05When I arrived on Pop's doorstep around 15, 16 years ago.
15:1016.
15:11Oh, 16.
15:12Well, he would know, he would know.
15:14I was a loud, attention-seeking nightmare.
15:18Really?
15:19Aw, nothing's changed.
15:20Hey, nothing's changed.
15:23Like you would know.
15:24That's it for the day.
15:26Yeah.
15:28You have always treated me like a daughter, and you have given me and my family a home.
15:37And when I see yourself and your Landy live your lives with courage, pride, and generosity,
15:44it makes me want that, too.
15:51Patrick, you are more than a father to me.
15:58You are a king amongst men.
16:02Hmm.
16:03And your Landy, you are a queen.
16:07Yeah, ma'am.
16:08Yeah, ma'am.
16:10So, please, raise your glasses for Patrick and your Landy.
16:16Patrick and your Landy.
16:16Patrick and your Landy.
16:20O'er, where have you been?
16:27Just missed Kim's speech.
16:28I've just caught Ravi in my purse.
16:32How did he get in?
16:33I don't know. He must have broken the back door or something. I don't know.
16:37What wrong was he?
16:39He came from upstairs. I think he might have been in our room.
16:42Jack, what are you doing? Jack, don't do it.
16:44Jack, don't do nothing.
16:45He's just...
16:46Sorry.
16:57John?
17:00Where's the safe?
17:00Give me the money and let me go.
17:03You can have the money when you've calmed down. I'm not going to let you leave in this state.
17:06Oh, enough of the perfect mum act. I've changed. I'm a good mum now.
17:09I am.
17:12Leslie is on our side. She said we're on the right track.
17:17Alfie's taking the boys over to Stacey's to give her some space.
17:20Zoe, please, just tell me what's happened.
17:22Nah, you don't get away with it that easily.
17:25Tell me why social services are checking up on you and your kids.
17:28Tommy was hitting me, yeah?
17:36His head was raging full of hormones and he lashed out a few times.
17:40It got nasty and I shoved him back.
17:42I shouldn't have done it, but I did and...
17:45Then the social got involved.
17:49The perfect mum hit her own kid.
17:52Nice.
17:59Zoe.
18:05We lost Tommy for a while, yeah? He went into foster care.
18:09Me and Alfie, we fought to bring him back home. It was horrible, but...
18:13It brought us all closer together.
18:16And they all lived happily ever after.
18:17Listen to yourself, justifying it.
18:21That's not what I'm saying.
18:23It's what you always do.
18:24Blaming other people to justify your behaviour.
18:27It's never your fault.
18:28You and me all over again.
18:30No.
18:32No, that was different.
18:34That was worse.
18:36You came at me over and over.
18:38Drunk and cruel.
18:40The things you called me.
18:42I know, I'm sorry.
18:44I'll take that to my grave, but I was suffering as well.
18:48There you go again.
18:49Never your fault.
18:52I wish I had called social services.
18:55I might have stood a chance then.
18:59Sorry, I don't understand why we're still talking about this.
19:02I thought...
19:03I thought this was sorted out back in the day.
19:05This is like ancient history, no?
19:07Are you that stupid and insensitive?
19:10You think a few tears over a bottle of vodka
19:12is going to fix a childhood as toxic as mine?
19:15But it wasn't, though, was it?
19:18Eh?
19:19I admit that when it all came out, yeah, about me and you,
19:23it wasn't my finest hour.
19:26But you're forgetting about the first 17 years.
19:30Singing Spice Girls into hairbrushes.
19:34Eating fish and chips out of our laps.
19:37Me nicking your yogurts.
19:38You said that was Lynn.
19:43We weren't perfect.
19:46But I was proud to be a Slater.
19:48Yeah?
19:49And everyone wanted to come to our parties, didn't they?
19:53They were warm, noisy, full of love.
19:57And we kept you safe.
20:03I kept you safe.
20:06Every second of those 17 years, pretending to be your sister.
20:11I had my Hawkeye on you,
20:14protecting you, and I never drew breath.
20:17Zoe, I'm sorry about the way I reacted when it all came out.
20:28And I would say that every day for the rest of my life.
20:31But please, try to remember the good times, yeah?
20:39We can make new memories.
20:41With your family, the boys.
20:43The boys will love you, and I knew they'd love you.
20:46Yeah?
20:48You can all gang up on me and Alpha, yeah?
20:51Are you mad?
20:53I'm not staying.
20:58Zoe, I'm not letting you leave until you tell me why you hate me so much.
21:04Because every time I look at you, I'm reminded of who I am.
21:07What do you mean?
21:08An incestuous, rape baby.
21:10You're not.
21:11You are beautiful.
21:13You're clever and kind.
21:15Don't touch me.
21:16I don't want you to touch me ever again.
21:19We're both soiled goods, and I cannot stay here a second longer.
21:22No, that's not right.
21:24Zoe, listen.
21:25You need to talk to someone.
21:26You need to speak to a doctor.
21:28Just take responsibility.
21:31My life is a wreck, and it is all your fault.
21:33If you'd have said something to someone,
21:34if you'd have tried to stop it,
21:35if you'd have done something.
21:38That make you feel better, does it?
21:40No?
21:41You want me to say sorry for being raped by my uncle when I was 13?
21:45I know it weren't your fault.
21:51So many years wishing it played out differently.
21:56But while you've been drowning in your own self-pity,
22:00the rest of the world has moved on from victim-blaming.
22:03I'm a survivor.
22:04I survived being raped by my uncle,
22:06and I've stopped punishing myself.
22:10If I can stop the blaming and self-harm, so can you.
22:13It's not the same.
22:14You can take that hate
22:16and put it onto the monster Harry
22:17who did things to you.
22:19So can you.
22:20I can't.
22:21I'm the baby that came from violence and hatred.
22:26I'm the monster.
22:31I wish you'd have got rid of me.
22:33Then you would have had no life at all.
22:38Listen, Sammy, let me get you some help, yeah?
22:41Therapy, whatever it takes.
22:45No, not half of it.
22:47Things I've done.
22:48I knew there was something else.
22:50Talk to me.
22:52I can't.
22:53You told me about Dan and I'm still here, eh?
22:57Can't be worse than that.
23:04Oh.
23:05No, it's...
23:15No.
23:18I'm going now.
23:19It's best for everyone.
23:22Just...
23:22delete me from your mind.
23:24Forget I ever existed.
23:25No, no, no, I can't do that.
23:27This ain't my home.
23:28Those boys...
23:29They ain't my family.
23:31And you're right.
23:32You have changed.
23:33You're a great mum now.
23:35But you and...
23:40Zoe!
23:41No!
23:48And as I embark on the next chapter
23:52with my beautiful wife
23:54and my family beside me,
23:57I am grateful
23:59to all of you
24:01for the love
24:03you've shown me.
24:06So?
24:08To family!
24:09To family!
24:15Yeah.
24:16On my way.
24:17Oi.
24:18You give me that gun.
24:35You go, Sajua.
24:36You go, Sajua.
24:36I'm sorry.
25:03I'm sorry.
25:04Jesus!
25:04Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!
25:13Zoe!
25:19Zoe! I told you to let me go.
25:22Listen, whatever's happened to you, I can make it better. I promise.
25:26Please, Zoe, just let me free the mum you deserve.
25:33No, I ain't having the boys dragged into my mess.
25:38If I stay, I'll destroy your family.
25:42You destroy a family?
25:45You'll complete it.
26:03And I'll do it.
26:04You'll complete it.
26:05It is.
26:06Even if you've got the family for a family.
26:08I can't do it.
26:09You can't do it.
26:10I can't do it.
26:11I can't do it.
26:12I can't do it.
26:13I can't do it.
26:14I can't do it.
26:15I can't do it.