00:00Insults are flirtatious sometimes.
00:03It's all about the delivery.
00:04You're so ugly.
00:07Hi, I'm Madeline Klein.
00:08And I'm KJ Arpa.
00:09And this is If It Were Me.
00:13Today we're going through real life confessions
00:15from Cosmo readers.
00:16And we're telling you how we would handle them.
00:19The British swindler.
00:22I met this hot British guy at the bar
00:24and fell in love with his accent.
00:26A few days later, while on our date,
00:28he confessed that the accent was fake
00:31and a ploy to pick up women.
00:33Is this a red flag?
00:34Yes.
00:35Yeah, that's a really red flag.
00:35This is fake.
00:36Yeah, I, yeah.
00:39No, this is real.
00:41Have you ever changed your accent?
00:42No, no, no, no.
00:44That would not be authentic.
00:46I think that that's a red flag.
00:50Wouldn't you find that to be a red flag?
00:52If someone did that to you, you'd be, what would you?
00:53Yeah, I'd be pissed.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Rude boy.
00:56I was on a date and I felt really comfortable opening up to the guy I was seeing.
01:00I was impressed by how intently he was listening until he asked me,
01:03do you ever stop talking?
01:05He claims he was joking.
01:06Should I see him again?
01:07Yes.
01:08Yeah, I would.
01:09Yeah.
01:09That's a good thing.
01:10Opposites attract.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Sometimes you need to be told the truth.
01:13Chances are you were probably talking a lot.
01:16Would you be offended by that?
01:17No, you'd love that kind of thing.
01:18I'd probably laugh.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Do I like assholes?
01:22That's not an assholey thing though.
01:23No, I don't think so.
01:24That's a-
01:25I think that's fine.
01:26That's good.
01:27That's fun and playful.
01:28Yeah.
01:29That's how he said it.
01:30We like banter.
01:31Insults are flirtatious.
01:32Sometimes.
01:33It's all about the delivery.
01:34You're so ugly.
01:35The filthy talker.
01:38I asked this girl to talk dirty to me and she went full throttle saying things I've never
01:44heard in my life.
01:45It's throwing me off, but I don't want to embarrass her since I asked for it.
01:50How do I keep the vibe going without losing my cool?
01:53Okay.
01:54I wish we had examples.
01:56I want to know.
01:57We've got to know what she's saying.
01:58Yeah.
01:58I want to know.
01:59What are you saying?
01:59What would I do?
02:01I want to know what she's saying.
02:02I honestly, probably, if it was killing the vibe a bit.
02:04You would say something.
02:05I would say something or I would just not continue seeing the person.
02:09Mm.
02:10Or, you know, for a fun date idea, you can look up dirty talk examples on Google.
02:17Yeah.
02:18Some good AI examples.
02:19ChatGPT.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Hey, chat.
02:22Do you have not wild dirty talk ideas and examples?
02:31Groom gone wild.
02:33While on vacation with my girls, we met a fun group of guys and I ended up making out with
02:38one of them.
02:39Later, I found out the guys were at a bachelor party and the one I hooked up with was the
02:43groom.
02:44Should I DM the bride?
02:45I think you should.
02:46Oh.
02:47That's crazy.
02:48That's her fiance.
02:49Why?
02:50If she asked me, I would probably be like...
02:51I would say in it.
02:52But she's about to get married to him for life.
02:53That's what I'm saying.
02:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:55Like, if he's cheating on her, who else is he cheating on?
02:57I'd want to be told that.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Maybe you're right.
03:00Exes and uh-ohs.
03:01Exes and uh-ohs.
03:02When I saw my ex at a party, I tried to make him jealous by flirting with a new guy.
03:06It turns out that guy I was making a move on is actually my ex's new boyfriend.
03:13And I didn't realize he came out after we broke up.
03:15How do I recover?
03:17Baby, don't.
03:18That's nolly.
03:20He is now gay and the guy that she was flirting with at this party is his new boyfriend.
03:26Yes.
03:27What are the chances of that?
03:28I mean...
03:29That's just bad luck, I guess.
03:30It's really bad luck.
03:31And that's so fine.
03:32Actually, you can recover.
03:33It's so fine.
03:34I feel like that's fine.
03:35Yeah.
03:36It's a really good story.
03:37Late Bloomer.
03:40After having no luck dating men my age, I began dating a 43-year-old guy.
03:45Things were great until he told me that I was the one who took his virginity.
03:49Right after we had sex for the first time.
03:51Should I be freaked out by this?
03:53Should you be freaked out by this?
03:54Yeah.
03:55I would be a little concerned.
03:56Maybe he's just like really insecure.
03:58How old is she?
03:59I'd be freaked out.
04:00That's weird.
04:01Yeah.
04:02What else is he not telling you, babe?
04:03Right.
04:04Family affair.
04:05I was dating two guys at the same time without either of them knowing.
04:09I ultimately decided to pursue one and break up with the other.
04:12I just found out they're cousins.
04:15How do I come clean before the next family party?
04:20Oh, that's an old one.
04:22But first, is it okay to be dating two people at the same time without either of them knowing?
04:27I think if you've like talked to each other and you're like, we're not exclusive, that's
04:31fine.
04:32I think so too.
04:33It's just bad luck again.
04:34Do you have the same last name though?
04:36Probably not.
04:37Because you should look into that kind of stuff before you at least make sure they're
04:41not friends, not in the same friend group.
04:42It's really interesting too, because like whenever I date someone, I stalk them on social
04:47media and I'm surprised they wouldn't have like had.
04:51Yeah.
04:52That's on her.
04:53Don't you see?
04:54She should have done the research.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Dine and Dasher.
04:57I took this girl to dinner and it went super well, however, when the bill came, she stopped
05:01me from grabbing my wallet and said, you don't need to pay, we'll just dine and dash.
05:06She was serious.
05:07I still paid, but should this be a deal breaker?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11That's theft.
05:12That's like dishonesty.
05:13It's really up.
05:14I wouldn't be done with that.
05:15No.
05:16Wouldn't be done with that.
05:17That's not cool.
05:18What's your opinion on paying the bill when you're on a date?
05:20I like to pay the bill if I'm really into who I'm seeing.
05:23I don't know.
05:24Is there a wrong or right way to do that?
05:25Like some, do some girls get offended if they're like, well, you, I can pay the book
05:29too.
05:30No.
05:31I don't know.
05:32I mean, well.
05:33We'll split the bill.
05:34Who cares honestly at the end of the day?
05:35I love a free meal.
05:36Wrong number.
05:37I was feeling frisky and decided to text my crush a spicy message.
05:41Turns out I accidentally sexted my boss who has the same name.
05:45How do I recover from this?
05:47Ouchie.
05:48Uh, that is H.R.
05:50In.
05:51Well, it depends how the boss, uh, reacts.
05:54Maybe the boss is into it.
05:55Oh.
05:56It all depends on, on the reaction.
05:57True.
05:58It's too late to unsend the message.
06:00You either immediately backtrack or you wait for the response and go from there.
06:05I would immediately backtrack because of what if I just got fired?
06:08Right.
06:09Keep your job.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Keep your job.
06:12Listen, I'm sorry.
06:13That was an accident.
06:14I was meant to go to my boyfriend.
06:15100%.
06:16But if you're into that kind of thing.
06:17But let me know.
06:20Now it's time for the quickie.
06:22Clock starts now.
06:23Film a movie or a TV show?
06:25Movie.
06:26Movie tour.
06:27Break up via text or in person?
06:28In person.
06:29Big spoon or little spoon?
06:30Little spoon.
06:31Big spoon.
06:32Riverdale or Outer Banks?
06:33Outer Banks.
06:34Riverdale.
06:35Stalk your date or go and blind?
06:37Stalk.
06:38Go and blind.
06:39Give up coffee or give up sex?
06:40Give up coffee.
06:41I'm not giving up sex.
06:42Are we talking like forever?
06:44Forever coffee.
06:46Sagittarius or Gemini?
06:47Gemini.
06:48Gemini.
06:49Are you a Sagittarius?
06:50Yes.
06:51Sagittarius.
06:52Because on the first date I'd let the tension build.
06:53Depends.
06:54Let the tension build I think is good.
06:55Tension.
06:56Run into your ex while on a date or your crush while on a date?
06:59Ex.
07:00Crush.
07:01Blonde or brunette?
07:02Blonde.
07:03Make up sex or break up sex?
07:04Make up.
07:05Yeah, make up.
07:06Share locations or keep things a mystery?
07:08Keep things a mystery.
07:09Don't share locations.
07:10Share locations.
07:11Love at first sight or slow burn?
07:12Slow burn.
07:13I'm kind of a...
07:17I'm kind of a...
07:18I love it at first sight.
07:19I just am a bit of a sucker for it, I think.
07:22But you never know.
07:23Thank you guys so much for watching.
07:25Map That Leads To You is streaming on Prime Video.
07:28Hi, my name is KJ Atba.
07:30And I'm Madeline Klein.
07:31And this is what...
07:32Hi, I'm Madeline Klein.
07:33And I'm KJ.
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