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Relax! It’s just salad. In this video, Madelyn Cline may be used to craft services, but to learn the art of the Sad Desk Salad Shake, one must be confined to a cubicle for several quarters to really commit the slight toss of four free toppings and a base to muscle memory. The Kardashians make it look simple, but the ‘Outer Banks’ star may need a stunt double to really Dig Inn to the role of InStyle InTern and impress the C-Suite(green)…or else she may get the Chop’t.

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00:00So, she got me my lunch, which is so great.
00:03I'm so grateful that they gave me the opportunity to be here.
00:06I think I'm going to be a valuable member of the workplace.
00:09Okay, so I'm pretty sure they came pre-dressed.
00:12Yeah, let me shake it.
00:14Oh! Oh, no.
00:15Oh, are you okay?
00:16I'm so sorry.
00:18That's okay.
00:18But there's still literally lettuce all over my floor.
00:22I've always wanted to kind of have, like, a sad office lunch.
00:25Oh.
00:25And we can, you know, get to know each other.
00:27So, you mentioned the sad desk salad.
00:29What makes it so sad is that usually you have it alone.
00:33But thank you so much for getting this.
00:34It's like she's never shaken her own salad before.
00:37Oh.
00:38No worries, I'll have Jonathan clean that up.
00:40Bye!
00:41Jonathan!
00:42This is why we have mice.
00:47Get a broom!
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