00:00Before I fire myself, has anyone seen a CPS receipt?
00:06Sally was having a bad day.
00:08I felt a migraine coming on.
00:09Hey.
00:10I know you're not feeling great.
00:12So I get her all these nice things.
00:13There's some gummy bears, ice cream, some Advil,
00:16and a heartfelt, handwritten, get well sent card.
00:20It felt like the very first thing I did right.
00:23I didn't ask for half the stuff that she brought back.
00:25I just need the receipt, and then I think we are good.
00:28You said receipt?
00:29my stupid chungus life.
00:31I lost the receipt.
00:32I need to expense it.
00:33It's like how rich people stay rich.
00:35Stay on a budget.
00:36Cardi B said that.
00:37She spent like $18.
00:40What are you doing?
00:41I'm sharpening pencils for Danielle.
00:43I can tell Danielle especially.
00:44I don't think she loves me.
00:46What do you need pencils for?
00:47This is a digital magazine.
00:50I'm trying to get on her good side because I'm trying to figure out
00:52what happens when you lose a receipt.
00:55You're f***ed.
00:56Danielle, she's the toughest cookie to crack.
00:59Is that a saying?
00:59I don't know.
01:00She's frigid.
01:02Oh, hi.
01:03Hey, Madeline.
01:04I sharpened all these pencils for you for your big pitch meeting.
01:08She chewed it.
01:09Do you think I could get any money for this?
01:11I had a question about what happens if you lose a receipt.
01:15I don't f*** around with expenses.
01:17If you try to put it through like without the receipt, it's probably like fraud.
01:21I mean, I think it's a fireable offense.
01:23Fireable.
01:23If Madeline really lost that receipt, she is genuinely f***ed.
01:28You have the receipt?
01:29Totally.
01:30I'm just practicing for a role, silly.
01:32Right.
01:33Okay.
01:34I'm gonna take a lap.
01:38I heard what you said when you called me a frigid bitch.
01:41Somebody said fraud.
01:42Somebody said jail time.
01:43Somebody said federal prison.
01:46Better than Cline, why are you on the ground?
01:48I lost the receipt.
01:49One of Sally's receipts.
01:50Sally's receipt.
01:51That's like killing a puppy.
01:52Oh my God.
01:53I'm actually gonna have to throw up.
01:55I don't even know what to do right now.
01:56Oh my God.
01:57Really though, where is that receipt?
01:59Have you seen it?
02:00It's like a CVS receipt.
02:01It's like, I'm so bad at job.
02:06Hey guys, I lost the receipt.
02:08What do I do?
02:10Before I fire myself, has anyone seen a CVS receipt?
02:15This one?
02:17What?
02:21I saw her dropped it.
02:22I came and snagged it.
02:25Oh.
02:26If you see me at the Outer Banks premiere, don't be surprised.
02:29What?
02:31Guess what I found.
02:33Oh, great.
02:35Perfect.
02:35I have an event tonight.
02:36Like a red carpet for my normal job.
02:39What did you say your real job was?
02:40I'm an actress.
02:42Remind me what you're doing here.
02:43I'm researching a role.
02:45Oh, that's so great for you.
02:47Usually our interns don't leave until I leave, but yeah, do what you gotta do.
02:50You look great.
02:51Enjoy it.
02:52Thanks.
02:52I owe it all to you.
02:54Okay, are you coming back tomorrow or is that it for Madeline Klein?
02:58Bye.
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