00:00Wait a second, I might like gin, a new drink for the repertoire.
00:06Hi, I'm Heather Gay and I'm taking cheap shots with Cosmo.
00:09I'm going to f***ing slay this, I'm not going to drink anything.
00:14Well that went down like water.
00:15I'm going to have to start spending money on alcohol apparently.
00:22I would say I'm a shots girl, yeah.
00:23I would say I'm an alcohol girl.
00:25Whatever form it is delivered, I will take it.
00:28In round one, I'll be taking shots at myself.
00:31The drinks are espresso martinis, four of them are regular, and one is laced with cheap vodka.
00:42Every confessional look, I would go back and change.
00:45It's hard for me to see myself on camera at all, so like, yeah, I don't love any of them.
00:54Only one?
00:55I like to write about everything in my book, so I'm going to drink on this one.
01:00I'm going to go in the center.
01:02Two espresso martinis.
01:08Delicious.
01:09Top shelf!
01:17I'm going to drink on this one because I have never been grateful for my scenes to not air.
01:21I feel like everything we do is solid gold and everyone should get to see it.
01:24I have vomited, I have been naked.
01:28I wish!
01:29I wish there was stuff they didn't air, but they air it all, so you get to see it all.
01:33I'm going to go with this guy.
01:35It's delicious, by the way.
01:42Top shelf, I think.
01:46It's going down like top shelf.
01:51Yes, very much so.
01:53I regret getting Botox in my chin because I couldn't speak unless I supported my chin
01:59because I lost all muscle strength.
02:01It sounded like I was drunk all the time, which already put me at a disadvantage,
02:05so I could barely drink because I already was slurring.
02:07So I'd have to talk like this so I could give my chin support.
02:10So I'm going to say Botox in my chin did not work for me.
02:14I'd rather live with orange peel chin.
02:22I don't regret anything.
02:23Yeah, I'm going to have to drink.
02:25I'm going to go with closest to me.
02:28See what we got.
02:33Once again, delicious.
02:36Probably not top shelf.
02:37That was cheap.
02:38But delicious nonetheless.
02:42Round one, complete.
02:44Round two, timed shots.
02:46I'll have 30 seconds to get these trivia questions right or take a shot.
02:50These drinks are Bad Mormon Mojitos.
02:52Four are made with top shelf rum.
02:54One is laced with cheap, nasty rum.
02:57I'm going to f***ing slay this.
02:58I'm not going to drink anything.
03:00What year of Dom Perignon did Mary call and ask for at the Trixie Motel?
03:042003.
03:06Is it correct?
03:07Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
03:08Do you guys have 2003 Dom Perignon?
03:12Uh, no.
03:15Name three products currently sold by Wild Rose Beauty.
03:19She has her Glow Lotion.
03:21She has her Wild Rose Beauty Facial Scrub.
03:24And a Wild Rose Beauty Bath Bomb.
03:27Okay.
03:29That are currently sold.
03:31Currently? Those are all three, are they not?
03:34On the website it's Daily Cleanser.
03:36Well, f*** me.
03:37I said Facial Cleanser.
03:39I feel like Daily Cleanser and Facial Scrub are the same thing.
03:43And Wild Rose Beauty should call it the same thing.
03:46Wild Rose Beauty should change the name.
03:47See, I'm already slurring.
03:48Do you want me to drink?
03:49Do you want me to drink a Bad Mormon Mojito?
03:51Okay.
03:52I think I'm going to go with this one.
03:53It looks less filled.
03:58Well, that went down like water.
03:59That was delicious.
04:00I could drink those all day.
04:01You know why?
04:02Because it's Bad Mormon.
04:03Speaks to me.
04:05What did Angie call Meredith during their fight on the Palm Springs trip?
04:09Trampoline with eyes.
04:13You look like a trampoline with eyes.
04:15Oh my gosh.
04:17That's what we're all going for.
04:19Okay.
04:20What was your tagline for each of your first four seasons?
04:23Well, this is a thrill, first of all.
04:25Am I still being timed?
04:26Because I've got this.
04:27Season one, just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm blazing a new trail.
04:33Season two, I was raised Mormon, but now I'm raising a glass of champagne.
04:40Season three, I may be a bad Mormon, but I'm still a good time.
04:46I don't remember season four.
04:47Season five?
04:49Season five.
04:50Don't play me.
04:51I've got the receipts, proof, and the screenshots.
04:54What was season four, you guys?
05:00Am I on Jeopardy?
05:01Is there like a panel?
05:03I'm landing this.
05:04This is close enough.
05:06That was close.
05:07I'm trying.
05:08I think I blazed it.
05:09I think now, retroactively, I can recreate the tagline.
05:12And four was, I own a beauty empire, so I don't need any of your lip service.
05:16How did I forget that one?
05:18I own a beauty empire.
05:19I don't need any of your lip service.
05:21I'll drink.
05:22I'll drink for that one.
05:23I'm going to go with this guy.
05:25I'm feeling it.
05:26Bad Mormon mojitos go down strong.
05:32That was smooth.
05:34I'm going to have to start spending money on alcohol, apparently.
05:45Six?
05:46All of my attorneys are calling me back right now.
05:48We have six on payroll, and every single one are calling back right now.
05:51Well, that's because that one is, you know, he's off retainer now.
05:54She actually called seven, but she could only claim six.
05:58That's one off.
06:00We'll go to this guy.
06:01Nope.
06:02I'm going to go with Blue, because I fell for the one closest to me last time,
06:05was the cheap shot, and I'm a learning housewife.
06:08Okay.
06:13Top shelf.
06:14Delicious.
06:16Really good.
06:17Whoever the mixologist was, excellent.
06:21Round two complete.
06:23I'm still standing.
06:25Barely.
06:27Round three, the category is cheap shots.
06:30I'm going to be taking literal cheap shots at everyone.
06:33The drinks are Good Time Gimlets.
06:35Four are made with expensive gin, and one is made with shit gin.
06:45I want to treat them all.
06:46I want all of them to be at Beauty Lab and Laser.
06:48You know who I wouldn't want to treat is Bronwyn,
06:50because she's the newest to the group.
06:52As a result, she doesn't get free treatments at Beauty Lab.
06:55Yet.
07:01on the Vile Files podcast.
07:02In your opinion, who is the biggest villain currently
07:05on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
07:07I think the biggest villain currently is Angie Katzenavis,
07:12because she's the center of the most drama,
07:14and that's kind of the mark of a good villain, right?
07:17Stay tuned.
07:18Also, I can't drink, because I hate gin.
07:20Sorry, Angie.
07:22If you could replace one of your cast members
07:24with one of the ladies from The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,
07:27who would you get rid of?
07:29Unfortunately, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
07:32I love all of the ladies on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
07:35I could not get rid of one of them,
07:37which I guess means I have to drink.
07:39Happy to do it, because I love our H.O.S.L.C.
07:43And we paved the way for Mom Talk, so everyone.
07:46The only reason that show's a hit is because they saw it with us first.
07:49Okay, I'm going to drink, and I'm going to go with the Amber Goblet.
07:54I'm very nervous, because I'm very drunk.
07:59Oh, wait a second.
08:02I might like gin.
08:03A new drink for the repertoire.
08:06That was delicious.
08:08Top f***ing shelf, man.
08:10Can I swear on this show?
08:12Cosmopolitan, yeah, this was porn for me.
08:14We weren't allowed to have it in our home.
08:16In Utah, they still put a brown paper over it in the grocery stores.
08:21Oh.
08:22I would add Demi Engelman,
08:24because she's one degree removed,
08:26because she's married to Angie Harrington's ex-husband.
08:29I thought she did great impersonations of the other Mom Talk moms,
08:32and I thought she kind of said it how it was,
08:34and I like her energy, and I think that she'd be a great addition.
08:44Watch yourself.
08:47Because the opportunity has not yet presented itself,
08:50but it might at reunion.
08:51Receipts are for reunion.
08:53And we all know that.
08:56I can't really read this name.
08:57It looks like maybe Monica Garcia accused the cast of...
09:01I'm just kidding, I can say it.
09:02I'm not afraid to say her name.
09:04Monica Garcia accused the cast of threatening to quit
09:08if Bravo brought her back for season five.
09:11Which housewives threatened to quit?
09:13Well, I think we all saw that we were all on the beach, unified.
09:17But nobody threatens to quit housewives.
09:19We love housewives,
09:20and none of the housewives make casting decisions.
09:23I refuse to answer this question.
09:25These are really good.
09:26I feel like that one is heavily loaded.
09:28I'm going to go with this one.
09:31To the good time gimlet.
09:36Top shelf.
09:38Was it top shelf?
09:39It was?
09:41I'm so proud of myself.
09:43It's amazing.
09:44Round three complete.
09:46How do you think that went?
09:47Look at my face.
09:48How do you think it went?
09:49I think it went incredibly well.
09:51I found out that I have a refined palate
09:53and that I can tell the difference between top shelf alcohol and non-top shelf,
09:57which was news to me.
09:58And now I'm going to start being more of a bougie bitch.
10:01Thanks for watching Cheap Shots.
10:02Make sure to check us out on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
10:05and watch for Good Time Girl, my second book, coming out soon.
10:08It's got lots of cheap shots and lots of receipts.
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