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00:00Oh, hi, Dad.
00:15Hi, Penny.
00:30Just a minute, Dad.
00:38Well, what do you know about that?
00:43Penny!
00:45Allison!
00:51Dad, don't have too much time.
00:53A lot of papers didn't listen.
00:54This sort of concerns the whole family.
00:56This is important.
00:58How would we all like to go?
01:00To Rome.
01:01Rome?
01:03Italy?
01:04For how long?
01:05To live.
01:07To live?
01:08Rome?
01:10Away from Iowa?
01:12Right.
01:13I've had this thing pending for weeks.
01:15I didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be disappointed in case it fell through.
01:18But I've been writing to American schools all over Europe.
01:20And here, a concrete offer.
01:22To teach at the overseas school in Rome.
01:26That's great, Dad.
01:28Yeah.
01:31Real great.
01:33Hey, Dad.
01:34Hmm?
01:35Poki, you've been in Mother's trunk again.
01:48Dad told you to stay out of there.
01:49Daddy?
01:53Yes?
01:54Why can't I go Mama's clothes?
01:59Like she was still here.
02:01I guess you can, Poki.
02:09Tell me, how would you like to live in Rome?
02:13Me?
02:13I live where you live.
02:16I live where you live.
02:16I live where you live.
02:18The Parsons.
02:19I live where you live.
02:22I live where you live.
02:27We live where you live.
02:28Oh
02:35Oh
02:39Oh
02:43Oh
02:47Oh
02:51Oh
02:53Oh
03:58Very good.
04:00Fine, fine.
04:02Signorine, un minuto.
04:05Ecco.
04:07Uno,
04:09due,
04:12e tre.
04:13Benvenuti a Roma.
04:16Grazie.
04:17This way, please.
04:19Make yourself comfortable.
04:21This side.
04:21Take me here, eh?
04:25Very good.
04:26So, well done.
04:27Ah, the signor La Mancha.
04:29Oh, yes.
04:35Allora, signora.
04:36Where do we go now?
04:37First place hotel?
04:38No, the American Overseas School has rented an apartment for us.
04:41I have the address right here.
04:45Do they expect for you to live in such a neighborhood?
04:48You're a rich American, yes?
04:50I'm a rich American, no.
04:52I'm a poor professor.
04:52Oh, professor.
04:55Oh, bravo.
04:59You see this place before?
05:02No.
05:02You see these people before?
05:04No.
05:07Okay.
05:08I take it.
05:09Accomendate yourself in front.
05:10No, no, no, no.
05:11I take it along.
05:11It's please.
05:12After you, eh?
05:12That's right.
05:14Up!
05:14Ah!
05:35I present the city of Roma.
05:40Do we live around here?
05:53Oh, no, no, no.
05:54I stop on the way.
05:55We introduce you to the Roman Empire.
05:59Right over there is the Arch of Constantine.
06:02Over here we have the Great Colosseum
06:04with the gladiators and the chariot race,
06:07you know, Nero, Caesar,
06:08the Great Romans, of course.
06:10Say, it's very nice of you
06:13to show us the site, you see,
06:14but we're not really tourists.
06:16We're going to be living here,
06:17and just now we'd like to see our new home.
06:20Of course, I understand, professor.
06:22This way, please, sir.
06:22This way, please.
06:23This way.
06:23This way.
06:24This way, we're going to be...
06:34and look, eh?
06:35Where is our apartment?
06:38Where is our apartment?
06:53One moment, Professor.
06:54I want you to see the beautiful fountain of Trevi.
06:57All we want to see is our apartment.
07:00Yes, but the fountain of Trevi.
07:02Dad.
07:03Yes, dear.
07:03This is where they made the movie Three Coins and a Fountain.
07:06Oh.
07:08Yes, yes, I suppose it is.
07:16We saw it with Mother.
07:23She loaned me her handkerchief.
07:25We were both crying.
07:29It was wonderful.
07:31Remember?
07:34Yes.
07:35Yes, I remember.
07:35Wouldn't it have been nice if Mother could have been here?
07:42Yes.
07:43Well, don't mention anything to...
08:00I won't.
08:03Dad, I think he's taking us for a ride all over town so he can charge us.
08:08Maybe so.
08:11Anyway, come on.
08:12Let's get going right now.
08:13And this time, straight home.
08:15No detours.
08:16No views of Rome.
08:17No history lectures.
08:19Just home.
08:20As the crow flies.
08:21No.
08:21Yes.
08:22Yes.
08:48Yes.
08:49A moment, eh?
08:52Mamma! Mamma Vitale!
08:54Ciao mamma, vieni qui.
08:57Signora Americana, cerco un alloggio qui.
08:59C'è un appartamento?
09:01Si.
09:02Se l'accordo, eh?
09:03Si, si.
09:04Professore, professore, this is the place, eh?
09:12Excuse me.
09:14Honored, professore, allow me to present you
09:16la signora Vitale, owner of this beautiful house.
09:19She expects you and all will be as you wish.
09:21Mamma, this is il professore Endicott con la sua bella famiglia.
09:25And your wife, signora Endicott, where is she?
09:29I'm afraid that this is the entire Endicott family.
09:32Oh, che peccato.
09:34Such a beautiful famiglia.
09:36E non, mamma.
09:38Oh, povera bambina, vieni su, caro.
09:42Professore, you will not find a better appartamento in all the room.
09:47The school picked it out for us. I'm sure it'll be okay.
09:49Oh, of course.
09:50Excuse me.
09:51Ten thousand liters.
09:53Ten thousand?
09:54Well, that's almost sixteen dollars.
09:58How much would it have been if you'd come straight here from the airport?
10:02Eight thousand liters as if the crow flies.
10:04But to show you that my feelings are not hurt, eh?
10:07I'll bring you the luggage.
10:10I bet he charges for the roses.
10:23Dad, isn't this place kind of old?
10:26I guess it doesn't look much like a modern apartment house, does it?
10:29Maybe it's modern for Rome.
10:31It's a lot more modern than the Colosseum.
10:35Sit away, please.
10:43Watch your step, no fall.
10:45Just a few steps upstairs.
10:47Come on.
10:49You will see nice modern appartimento.
10:53Private bath, just like America.
10:55Here he comes.
10:56Sit away.
10:57Sit away.
11:01Watch your step, no fall.
11:02Just a big hallway.
11:03This hallway.
11:04This hallway.
11:07Here we are.
11:08This way, please.
11:09Come in, come in.
11:14Isn't it beautiful?
11:16Like American cinema.
11:21Well, girls.
11:22Welcome to our new home.
11:25Daddy.
11:27Yes?
11:29I have to go to the bathroom.
11:31I take you, sweetheart.
11:33Come this way.
11:35Watch your step, no fall down.
11:40Private bathroom.
11:42Well, now I let you unpack.
11:43I come back at least at the school like in the morning.
11:46Belissa.
11:48Goodbye.
11:55You know, it's not too bad.
11:59At least it's clean.
12:00The overseas school said it was the best available.
12:02Anyway, I'll find out more about it when I check in.
12:05Daddy, it's a little big bathtub.
12:09And there's a nice lady in the bathtub.
12:14There's a nice what in the what?
12:17A nice lady in the bathtub.
12:20There really couldn't be a lady in our bathtub.
12:23Allison, take a look.
12:26A little pretty lady.
12:27She said her name was Tina.
12:29What would anybody be doing in our tub?
12:32Pokey was right.
12:34A genuine Italian girl.
12:36Beautiful and bare.
12:38Bare?
12:40She's drying off.
12:42You going in after her, Daddy?
12:45No.
12:46Oh.
12:49How are you? I'm fine.
12:57Miss, I'm afraid there's some kind of a mix-up.
12:59That's supposed to be our private bathroom.
13:02Oh, see?
13:04You must be a very rich man to afford the only bathroom in the house.
13:09Only bathroom?
13:12Does everybody use our bathroom?
13:14Everybody.
13:16But of course not.
13:19Only the people that live here.
13:24Well, I must be going.
13:26Ciao, Pokey.
13:27Ciao, Tina.
13:29Ciao, Allison.
13:30Ciao, Tina.
13:44Can I help you?
13:45Si.
13:46I am Senor Bibbo.
13:47I live across the hall.
13:48We welcome you here, and I'm very happy to make your, uh, acquaintance.
13:49Si.
13:50I am Senor Bibbo.
13:51I live across the hall.
13:52We welcome you here, and I'm very happy to make your, uh, acquaintance.
13:54How soon you finish here.
13:55Can I help you?
14:06Si.
14:07I am Signor Bibbo.
14:08I live across the hall.
14:11We welcome you here, and I'm very happy to make your acquaintance.
14:19How soon you finish here.
14:23Why?
14:26My turn next.
14:30Sir, this happens to be a private bathroom.
14:35I don't understand.
14:39Out.
14:41Capisco.
14:43Out.
14:45Out.
14:47How come my kids didn't stop you from barging in here?
14:50Penny!
14:52Allison!
14:53Allison!
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:57What's going on here?
15:01Out!
15:01Out!
15:02Out!
15:06Out!
15:07Out!
15:10Okay.
15:11Penny!
15:17Allison!
15:17Allison!
15:18Hi, Dad.
15:20Professor.
15:21What happened to the rest?
15:26What in?
15:27Tina did it.
15:28Isn't it great?
15:31Pokey went looking for Mama Vitale.
15:34Penny's downstairs somewhere.
15:35You know, Signor.
15:36You know, Signor, you are fine children.
15:40They would not stop a nice, clean Italian lady from taking a bath.
15:45I'm sorry.
15:46We're just not used to strangers in our bathroom.
15:49But you are the strangers.
15:51Look, all I ask is that you kids wait in the apartment until I get back.
16:00I'll see you later.
16:01Okay, Dad.
16:03Ciao.
16:05Ciao.
16:12Pokey, what in the world?
16:13Signor Professore, you have a beautiful bambine.
16:16My you no feeder enough.
16:19Daddy, I like wine.
16:22Wine?
16:24Si, it is very good for the baby.
16:27Mrs. Vitale, it stands to reason you don't give wine to a six-year-old.
16:33Please, Daddy.
16:34No wine.
16:36Well, I've located two of you.
16:38One to go.
16:39Senior American, you like very high-class tour of Rome?
16:50No, thanks.
16:51You like really a very nice nightclub?
16:54No.
16:55Me and my partner give you good price.
16:58My partner speak fine American.
17:03Henry!
17:04Hi, Dad.
17:05Me and Papa.
17:06You, Papa.
17:07Papa, Dad, this is Nico.
17:10Hi.
17:11We're going into the tourist business together.
17:14Look, Penny, I've got to go down to the school and check in.
17:16I want you to wait in the house with Pokey and Allison until I get back.
17:20See you, Papa.
17:23See you, Papa.
17:29Taxi, please.
17:30A smooth servicio, Signor Professore.
17:33Not you again.
17:35American Overseas School, and fast.
17:37I just once, an American should get into my taxi and say,
17:43Slow, big.
17:44Hey.
17:45Hey.
17:45i tell you it's devastating to watch moral decay setting in inside four hours my oldest daughter
18:05is trying to look like gina lola brigida my middle one seems to be part of some tour racket
18:10and pokey my six-year-old is on her way to becoming an alcoholic
18:13how did they accomplish all this in an american type apartment american nothing american about
18:20that place but now not even my children my guess is that you wound up at the wrong apartment
18:27here i'll write out the correct address for you
18:33the taxi driver it's a wonder he didn't sell me the coliseum
18:38but he did charge me for those roses roses sorry thank you thank you very much i'll check with
18:48you as soon as i move my family into our american type apartment which should be immediately ciao
18:53i mean uh goodbye
19:11just what are you doing here well i come to visit my sister tina mancini you like to come in and have a
19:16a nice glass of wine i don't want to come in i want to ask you one thing just why did you bring us to
19:22this apartment you americans no appreciate the favors ciao professor
19:30and that's why we're moving to a nice modern apartment with a private bath daddy can we come
19:46back here sometime to see mama mama vitale oh i doubt it darling we'll be living way over on the other
19:52side of the other side of rome
19:58alison where'd you get that blouse tina well give it back it's designed for a figure less american and
20:08more mature
20:09professor now we can use the bathroom out
20:29we're getting out of here just in time
20:30oh
20:38all right to senior professor you pay me rent now then we forget the business
20:42mrs ritali there's something i wanted to talk to you about oh no problem very cheap 40 000
20:49lira and if you no got the money no worry you eat with me i bake bread fresh every day i send you up
20:58plenty also some spaghetti in the lada minestrone 40 000 lira but that's about 60 dollars i guess five
21:06dollars should be more than enough for one day
21:12one day one giorno
21:18what you mean we're leaving
21:21we found out the taxi driver brought us here by mistake
21:30no mistake he bring you here on purpose it's much better for your familia nice people here good friends
21:39mrs vitale we arranged for a new american style apartment over on the other side of town and
21:44uh that's where we're going oh senior professori you know stay you owe me nothing
22:04allison
22:06Allison?
22:33Allison?
22:35I thought you looked real nice in that blouse.
22:39Thanks. I was hoping to grow into it.
22:50Well, all set? Let's go, girls.
22:54Mr. Professor, we're coming to say arrivederci.
23:01Goodbye, good luck, eh?
23:03Good morning.
23:04Good morning.
23:05Good morning.
23:06Good morning.
23:07Good morning.
23:08Good morning.
23:09Good morning, Professor.
23:10I want you to meet the friends.
23:12I'm sure they're going to lie.
23:13Okay.
23:14Professor, from America, yes.
23:16Professor, these are all the friends that are running this building in this neighborhood.
23:19Eh?
23:20Professor, enjoy yourself.
23:23Good day.
23:24Wow.
23:26Enjoy yourself.
23:28Okay, guys.
23:29Enjoy yourself.
23:32Hi.
23:34Hello.
23:35Hi.
23:36Hi.
23:39Hello.
23:41You see, Professor, everybody's proud of you, even the people who don't know you.
23:57Dance with me.
24:27Tonight, we welcome most respected professori and his family, who come to live with us.
24:42Benevenuti, welcome.
24:47Silenzio.
24:49Luigi, ma che cosa dice? Benvenuti, benvenuti.
24:51Ma no, they're not coming, they're going.
24:54This is a farewell party.
24:56We come to tell them arrivederci and to tell them that we love them and wish them good luck.
25:08Excuse, I figure they just arrived.
25:13Arrivederci, eh?
25:16Daddy, can I come back here tomorrow to see your mama Vitale, please?
25:21Penny?
25:24Penny and I would like to come back, too.
25:26We sure would.
25:28Mama, Gino, Tina, friends.
25:43Well, first I want to thank you for... I've never seen anything like it.
25:49We only arrived here this morning and you...
25:55Well...
26:01Well...
26:02What I'm really trying to say is...
26:05Somehow I get the wonderful feeling...
26:08That my children have found...
26:11Love.
26:13So, do you think we can turn this farewell party into a...
26:26Welcome party?
26:27Yeah!
26:28Thank you for the coming party!
26:35Oh my, that's what you say!
26:36Bravo!
26:38No.
26:39You!
26:40Oh, that's amazing!
26:42That's the honor.
26:44Oh, that's my daughter.
26:46Oh, man!
26:48Oh, boy!
26:52That's my name.
26:54That's my name and I 슈 operaress...
26:59It will be nice of us so much.
27:029000見os,
27:03Not of course!
27:05Wine,
27:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
27:08I'm sorry.
27:10Professor, please, I insist, please.
27:145.947, 9.637.
27:18Correct.
27:20Don't worry, I'll protect you, eh?
27:24What are you doing?
27:28That's it.
27:44Well, kids, I guess we're home.
27:58Well, dreams have raised me
28:08With arms of love
28:14The fountain in the square
28:19Is glad to see me there
28:24How sweet the music
28:30How soft the smile
28:35Each little sidewalk cafe
28:38Says, how are you today?
28:41Won't you stay for a while
28:44And give a lifetime
28:50To roam with love
29:00To roam with love
29:04To roam with love
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