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00:00When I come in here to clean, it's the same story.
00:03Why don't you try some of that psychology stuff on your father?
00:06What do you know about psychology?
00:07I used to clean for Professor Winslow.
00:10Who's Professor Winslow?
00:11Who is he?
00:12I thought just about everybody had heard about his new book on reverse psychology.
00:16Oh, that one.
00:18Yes, I've seen it advertised quite a lot lately.
00:20The best little fixer-upper in the world.
00:23Somebody don't like green.
00:24You argue with them and they'll die not liking green.
00:27But you agree with them, the green's no good.
00:30Keep on agreeing with them.
00:31First thing you know, you've got a fight on your hands.
00:33They now love green.
00:35Would it work for purple?
00:37It'd work with your Freddy.
00:39You mean, agree with my father about Freddy?
00:43Exactly.
00:44But that's just what he wants me to do.
00:47Of course, of course.
00:48But only because you've never done it before.
00:50What happens after you agree with them?
00:52All of a sudden, the kick's gone.
00:54There's nothing for him to fight.
00:55So what does he do?
00:56Joins the other team.
00:58Battles on again.
01:00Oh, he's on your team, but he don't know it.
01:02Kind of cute, huh?
01:05But maybe you're right.
01:08Maybe it's not such a good idea.
01:10It's a perfectly wonderful idea.
01:12I'll get a copy today.
01:14Well, I never heard her work that fast for me before.
01:19First.
01:25Jenny!
01:25Hiya, Marja, honey.
01:27I'm getting my vitamin D the hard way.
01:29I haven't seen you for so long.
01:30I thought you'd given up and gone back to Alabama.
01:33Oh, not even a little bit of him.
01:34Little old Jenny's just kept on feuding away at those stage producers.
01:38And finally, I've got something.
01:40Well, congratulations.
01:41Thanks, Marja, honey.
01:43Of course, you're going to have to help me.
01:44But how can I help you?
01:45Remember how you used to fund me about my accent?
01:47Well, honey, child, I'll never fund you about your little old accent.
01:52Not even one little old bitter.
01:54Of course, I've lost most of my accent now.
01:56But I'm glad you can still sound like I used to.
01:59That's what you've got to do for me.
02:01What?
02:02This morning, I got a telegram from my daddy.
02:04He wants me to go meet an old friend of the family who's arriving today from New York.
02:08You know, southern hospitality.
02:10But I've got to start rehearsing for my first part
02:13while the biggest little only show is in town.
02:15So all I want you to do is go and meet this gentleman at the hotel
02:18and make like you're me.
02:21But, Ginny, I couldn't fool anybody.
02:23I don't look like you.
02:24Oh, that don't matter, Marja, honey.
02:26Oh, Mr. Bronchetti hasn't seen me for nearly ten years.
02:29I was just a little old child.
02:32Did you say Bronchetti?
02:34Your godfather's the man you used to talk about in school?
02:36That's him.
02:37That is Buddy Chum.
02:38Ever since the First World War.
02:40Anthony Bronchetti.
02:42Famous Italian opera star.
02:43Oh, Marja, honey, I knew I could count on you.
02:47You just happened to catch me at the right time.
02:49When things go poop, get yourself a famous Italian opera star.
02:53That's what I always say.
02:55But, Ginny, what if he asks me questions about the old plantation?
02:59Nah, honey, don't get the idea.
03:00I knew I could talk you into it.
03:02But on the way over, I just happened to jot down some of my family history.
03:05Well, Ginny, I can't pull this out every time he asks me a question.
03:11Silly.
03:12Remember how some of the kids at school used to get ready for exams?
03:16That's the way, honey.
03:17When I graduated, it took me two months to get the ink off my fingers.
03:21What are you doing in there?
03:35Never mind.
03:35I'll be out soon.
03:37Roberta here yet?
03:38No.
03:38I don't get it.
03:39You won't come to the party, but you asked them here for cocktails beforehand.
03:42You'll find out.
03:44Sounds like you're fixing a locomotive.
03:46Gee, Margie, you look out of this world.
03:58You look nice yourself.
04:00What's on the racket?
04:02I don't know.
04:02It's been going on for half an hour.
04:04Margie?
04:05Yes, Dad?
04:06Who just came in?
04:07Freddy.
04:07Tell him to get the monkey wrench.
04:09It's in the living room.
04:09Then bring it here.
04:16What is it?
04:18Did you say you wanted Freddy to bring you a monkey wrench?
04:21Yes.
04:22Why?
04:23I can't get my coat button.
04:26Well, here's the wrench.
04:29Hey, you know, he doesn't like me very well.
04:31I wonder if maybe he's building a trap.
04:33Silly.
04:34Me if I told you.
04:41Come in, Roberta.
04:43Margie, this is Mr. Crabb.
04:45How do you do?
04:45How do you do?
04:46Darling, you look simply divine.
04:49Where's Vern?
04:50Well, he'll be out in a minute.
04:51I brought another costume in case we could persuade him to...
04:54Dad!
04:58Vern, you look wonderful.
04:59Mr. Honeywell loaned it to me.
05:01Then you are coming to the party.
05:03The old boy pleaded with me, and well, you know how it is.
05:07Might as well be prepared to guard the portcullets.
05:10Come with me.
05:12I got the wrench.
05:14You think we'll ever get to the party?
05:15Oh, we may be a little late.
05:17I'm going to get a breath of air.
05:25Where's Roberta?
05:26On the terrace.
05:27Come on, Crabb.
05:28You said you'd help.
05:34Margie.
05:35Come in.
05:39Roberta.
05:40Oh, Roberta.
05:45Oh, there you are, darling.
05:51Gazing at the moon?
05:53Thinking of me?
05:55Roberta, darling, there's something I've been wanting to say to you for a very long time.
05:58What's up?
05:59Shh.
06:00Craig's getting romantic.
06:01It's the funniest thing you ever saw.
06:03Roberta, that jellyfish of a businessman's not for you.
06:07Later tonight, I'll step right on his foot.
06:09Shh.
06:11What's happening?
06:12Craig's making love to Roberta.
06:14But Roberta.
06:15Shh.
06:16Give me your hand, darling.
06:17Please, Roberta, give me your hand.
06:20Such a sweet little hand.
06:22My own Roberta's hand.
06:24I'd know it amongst a thousand women.
06:26I'll put a stop to this.
06:30Put a stop to what?
06:32Craig is making love to you.
06:33Craig is making love to you?
06:36Say, that must be the problem Charlie was telling us about.
06:39I just thought I'd tell you, you're kissing a burglar.
06:44Stand to my fire.
06:48Ow!
06:50Stand to my fire.
06:52Don't you let it hear you go.
06:54Now, wait, I guess you're raising over here.
06:59Hilt!
07:00Hilt!
07:03Hold it there!
07:04Hold it there!
07:08Hilt!
07:10Hilt!
07:10Hilt!
07:10Hilt!
07:19Hilt!
07:19Hilt!
07:20Hilt!
07:21Hilt!
07:21Hilt!
07:22Hilt!
07:22Hilt!
07:23Hilt!
07:23Hilt!
07:24Hilt!
07:24Hilt!
07:25Hilt!
07:37Hilt!
07:37Hilt!
07:39I'll help you Mr. Albright!
07:44Where is he?
07:44Did he get away?
07:45No, you knocked him out.
07:47Three chance for the arm and brigade?
07:49Brady.
07:50You and Marge call the police.
07:52Well, let's hurry. We can't keep Mr. Honeywell waiting.
07:54Well, we can't. He fainted. He's lying there.
07:55Oh, his native bears can bring him along later.
08:04Oh, what happened?
08:06You shot a tiger.
08:07I did?
08:08Yes.
08:10Here's the head for your trophy room.
08:12Oh, my goodness, I've done it at last.
08:15Do you know it's a rare boneheaded pygmy tiger?
08:17Oh, Miss Odette, am I excited?
08:23Dad's flying down to Havana day after tomorrow on a big deal and taking me with him.
08:27I just changed to practice up on my conga.
08:29Did you want something?
08:30Well, I did come over with something in mind.
08:33But then I thought, no use worrying you about it.
08:35So I just took care of it all by myself.
08:38Wasn't that your boss?
08:39Well, I guess so. What was it?
08:40Oh, just a little family matter.
08:42Nothing to fret your pretty head about.
08:44Go ahead. Let's see your conga.
08:47This kind of dance is a little too slow to appeal to me.
09:02You've certainly got plenty of pep for 83.
09:05Lots of people tell me I'm as lively as some of the girls are 75.
09:09Oh, to be 75 again.
09:11Such a crazy, impetuous age.
09:14Don't you?
09:14I don't know.
09:16It's 54 years.
09:24Havana.
09:24We'll be there for three or four days.
09:26It's going to be wonderful.
09:28Have you ever been to Cuba?
09:29Once.
09:29Oh, what a time I had.
09:32Dances, romances.
09:33Oh, I know.
09:34A treasured memory of your youth.
09:35How old were you?
09:3682.
09:37It was last year.
09:39You're just going to love it, Margie.
09:41Oh, I'm sure of it.
09:42Or should I say cierto or sigura?
09:44That's Spanish.
09:45I don't see how those people down there ever understand the language.
09:49I wonder how I'm going to understand it.
09:51Of course, when I was in Mexico, it was simple.
09:53I just followed the translations on the tamale wrappers.
09:55You'll have to do one of two things then.
09:57Either take a Spanish dictionary along or stock up good on tamales.
10:02If I don't see you before you go, have one for me, you sloppy joes.
10:07I don't see you before you go, have one for me.
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