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Gale Storm in My Little Margie, Her Sexiest Moments (Part 1)
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7 weeks ago
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00:00
When I come in here to clean, it's the same story.
00:03
Why don't you try some of that psychology stuff on your father?
00:06
What do you know about psychology?
00:07
I used to clean for Professor Winslow.
00:10
Who's Professor Winslow?
00:11
Who is he?
00:12
I thought just about everybody had heard about his new book on reverse psychology.
00:16
Oh, that one.
00:18
Yes, I've seen it advertised quite a lot lately.
00:20
The best little fixer-upper in the world.
00:23
Somebody don't like green.
00:24
You argue with them and they'll die not liking green.
00:27
But you agree with them, the green's no good.
00:30
Keep on agreeing with them.
00:31
First thing you know, you've got a fight on your hands.
00:33
They now love green.
00:35
Would it work for purple?
00:37
It'd work with your Freddy.
00:39
You mean, agree with my father about Freddy?
00:43
Exactly.
00:44
But that's just what he wants me to do.
00:47
Of course, of course.
00:48
But only because you've never done it before.
00:50
What happens after you agree with them?
00:52
All of a sudden, the kick's gone.
00:54
There's nothing for him to fight.
00:55
So what does he do?
00:56
Joins the other team.
00:58
Battles on again.
01:00
Oh, he's on your team, but he don't know it.
01:02
Kind of cute, huh?
01:05
But maybe you're right.
01:08
Maybe it's not such a good idea.
01:10
It's a perfectly wonderful idea.
01:12
I'll get a copy today.
01:14
Well, I never heard her work that fast for me before.
01:19
First.
01:25
Jenny!
01:25
Hiya, Marja, honey.
01:27
I'm getting my vitamin D the hard way.
01:29
I haven't seen you for so long.
01:30
I thought you'd given up and gone back to Alabama.
01:33
Oh, not even a little bit of him.
01:34
Little old Jenny's just kept on feuding away at those stage producers.
01:38
And finally, I've got something.
01:40
Well, congratulations.
01:41
Thanks, Marja, honey.
01:43
Of course, you're going to have to help me.
01:44
But how can I help you?
01:45
Remember how you used to fund me about my accent?
01:47
Well, honey, child, I'll never fund you about your little old accent.
01:52
Not even one little old bitter.
01:54
Of course, I've lost most of my accent now.
01:56
But I'm glad you can still sound like I used to.
01:59
That's what you've got to do for me.
02:01
What?
02:02
This morning, I got a telegram from my daddy.
02:04
He wants me to go meet an old friend of the family who's arriving today from New York.
02:08
You know, southern hospitality.
02:10
But I've got to start rehearsing for my first part
02:13
while the biggest little only show is in town.
02:15
So all I want you to do is go and meet this gentleman at the hotel
02:18
and make like you're me.
02:21
But, Ginny, I couldn't fool anybody.
02:23
I don't look like you.
02:24
Oh, that don't matter, Marja, honey.
02:26
Oh, Mr. Bronchetti hasn't seen me for nearly ten years.
02:29
I was just a little old child.
02:32
Did you say Bronchetti?
02:34
Your godfather's the man you used to talk about in school?
02:36
That's him.
02:37
That is Buddy Chum.
02:38
Ever since the First World War.
02:40
Anthony Bronchetti.
02:42
Famous Italian opera star.
02:43
Oh, Marja, honey, I knew I could count on you.
02:47
You just happened to catch me at the right time.
02:49
When things go poop, get yourself a famous Italian opera star.
02:53
That's what I always say.
02:55
But, Ginny, what if he asks me questions about the old plantation?
02:59
Nah, honey, don't get the idea.
03:00
I knew I could talk you into it.
03:02
But on the way over, I just happened to jot down some of my family history.
03:05
Well, Ginny, I can't pull this out every time he asks me a question.
03:11
Silly.
03:12
Remember how some of the kids at school used to get ready for exams?
03:16
That's the way, honey.
03:17
When I graduated, it took me two months to get the ink off my fingers.
03:21
What are you doing in there?
03:35
Never mind.
03:35
I'll be out soon.
03:37
Roberta here yet?
03:38
No.
03:38
I don't get it.
03:39
You won't come to the party, but you asked them here for cocktails beforehand.
03:42
You'll find out.
03:44
Sounds like you're fixing a locomotive.
03:46
Gee, Margie, you look out of this world.
03:58
You look nice yourself.
04:00
What's on the racket?
04:02
I don't know.
04:02
It's been going on for half an hour.
04:04
Margie?
04:05
Yes, Dad?
04:06
Who just came in?
04:07
Freddy.
04:07
Tell him to get the monkey wrench.
04:09
It's in the living room.
04:09
Then bring it here.
04:16
What is it?
04:18
Did you say you wanted Freddy to bring you a monkey wrench?
04:21
Yes.
04:22
Why?
04:23
I can't get my coat button.
04:26
Well, here's the wrench.
04:29
Hey, you know, he doesn't like me very well.
04:31
I wonder if maybe he's building a trap.
04:33
Silly.
04:34
Me if I told you.
04:41
Come in, Roberta.
04:43
Margie, this is Mr. Crabb.
04:45
How do you do?
04:45
How do you do?
04:46
Darling, you look simply divine.
04:49
Where's Vern?
04:50
Well, he'll be out in a minute.
04:51
I brought another costume in case we could persuade him to...
04:54
Dad!
04:58
Vern, you look wonderful.
04:59
Mr. Honeywell loaned it to me.
05:01
Then you are coming to the party.
05:03
The old boy pleaded with me, and well, you know how it is.
05:07
Might as well be prepared to guard the portcullets.
05:10
Come with me.
05:12
I got the wrench.
05:14
You think we'll ever get to the party?
05:15
Oh, we may be a little late.
05:17
I'm going to get a breath of air.
05:25
Where's Roberta?
05:26
On the terrace.
05:27
Come on, Crabb.
05:28
You said you'd help.
05:34
Margie.
05:35
Come in.
05:39
Roberta.
05:40
Oh, Roberta.
05:45
Oh, there you are, darling.
05:51
Gazing at the moon?
05:53
Thinking of me?
05:55
Roberta, darling, there's something I've been wanting to say to you for a very long time.
05:58
What's up?
05:59
Shh.
06:00
Craig's getting romantic.
06:01
It's the funniest thing you ever saw.
06:03
Roberta, that jellyfish of a businessman's not for you.
06:07
Later tonight, I'll step right on his foot.
06:09
Shh.
06:11
What's happening?
06:12
Craig's making love to Roberta.
06:14
But Roberta.
06:15
Shh.
06:16
Give me your hand, darling.
06:17
Please, Roberta, give me your hand.
06:20
Such a sweet little hand.
06:22
My own Roberta's hand.
06:24
I'd know it amongst a thousand women.
06:26
I'll put a stop to this.
06:30
Put a stop to what?
06:32
Craig is making love to you.
06:33
Craig is making love to you?
06:36
Say, that must be the problem Charlie was telling us about.
06:39
I just thought I'd tell you, you're kissing a burglar.
06:44
Stand to my fire.
06:48
Ow!
06:50
Stand to my fire.
06:52
Don't you let it hear you go.
06:54
Now, wait, I guess you're raising over here.
06:59
Hilt!
07:00
Hilt!
07:03
Hold it there!
07:04
Hold it there!
07:08
Hilt!
07:10
Hilt!
07:10
Hilt!
07:10
Hilt!
07:19
Hilt!
07:19
Hilt!
07:20
Hilt!
07:21
Hilt!
07:21
Hilt!
07:22
Hilt!
07:22
Hilt!
07:23
Hilt!
07:23
Hilt!
07:24
Hilt!
07:24
Hilt!
07:25
Hilt!
07:37
Hilt!
07:37
Hilt!
07:39
I'll help you Mr. Albright!
07:44
Where is he?
07:44
Did he get away?
07:45
No, you knocked him out.
07:47
Three chance for the arm and brigade?
07:49
Brady.
07:50
You and Marge call the police.
07:52
Well, let's hurry. We can't keep Mr. Honeywell waiting.
07:54
Well, we can't. He fainted. He's lying there.
07:55
Oh, his native bears can bring him along later.
08:04
Oh, what happened?
08:06
You shot a tiger.
08:07
I did?
08:08
Yes.
08:10
Here's the head for your trophy room.
08:12
Oh, my goodness, I've done it at last.
08:15
Do you know it's a rare boneheaded pygmy tiger?
08:17
Oh, Miss Odette, am I excited?
08:23
Dad's flying down to Havana day after tomorrow on a big deal and taking me with him.
08:27
I just changed to practice up on my conga.
08:29
Did you want something?
08:30
Well, I did come over with something in mind.
08:33
But then I thought, no use worrying you about it.
08:35
So I just took care of it all by myself.
08:38
Wasn't that your boss?
08:39
Well, I guess so. What was it?
08:40
Oh, just a little family matter.
08:42
Nothing to fret your pretty head about.
08:44
Go ahead. Let's see your conga.
08:47
This kind of dance is a little too slow to appeal to me.
09:02
You've certainly got plenty of pep for 83.
09:05
Lots of people tell me I'm as lively as some of the girls are 75.
09:09
Oh, to be 75 again.
09:11
Such a crazy, impetuous age.
09:14
Don't you?
09:14
I don't know.
09:16
It's 54 years.
09:24
Havana.
09:24
We'll be there for three or four days.
09:26
It's going to be wonderful.
09:28
Have you ever been to Cuba?
09:29
Once.
09:29
Oh, what a time I had.
09:32
Dances, romances.
09:33
Oh, I know.
09:34
A treasured memory of your youth.
09:35
How old were you?
09:36
82.
09:37
It was last year.
09:39
You're just going to love it, Margie.
09:41
Oh, I'm sure of it.
09:42
Or should I say cierto or sigura?
09:44
That's Spanish.
09:45
I don't see how those people down there ever understand the language.
09:49
I wonder how I'm going to understand it.
09:51
Of course, when I was in Mexico, it was simple.
09:53
I just followed the translations on the tamale wrappers.
09:55
You'll have to do one of two things then.
09:57
Either take a Spanish dictionary along or stock up good on tamales.
10:02
If I don't see you before you go, have one for me, you sloppy joes.
10:07
I don't see you before you go, have one for me.
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