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00:00I'm not a bad guy, but I'm not a bad guy.

00:30What is your name?

00:43Gail Tempest.

00:44What is your occupation?

00:46I'm a dancer.

00:47On the night of February the 13th, were you working at the Black Bottom Café when this murder was committed?

00:52Yes, but I didn't do it.

00:54Then who killed Kirk Robin?

00:56I don't know.

00:58Didn't you kill Kirk Robin?

01:00I object, Your Honor.

01:01And ask that the last question be stricken from the records.

01:04It is merely an attempt to influence this intelligent, broad-minded, and most intellectual jury.

01:16Objection sustained.

01:17Thank you, Your Honor.

01:20That is all.

01:25Why the letter?

01:26Quiet, Polly.

01:30If it please the court, Your Honor, at this time I would like to introduce my three main witnesses, Howard, Fine, and Howard.

01:46They were here a minute ago.

01:48Will you pardon me, Your Honor?

01:50I'll be right back.

01:56Hey, what's the ideas for in the game?

02:12I was for onesies.

02:13Well, here's twosies.

02:14Oh, whoa!

02:15He was for onesies?

02:16You get him to...

02:17Here's fives.

02:18Gentlemen, gentlemen!

02:20Gentlemen, gentlemen!

02:21Don't you realize Miss Gayle Tempest's life is at stake?

02:24Oh, Gayle!

02:25Oh, boy!

02:26Oh!

02:27Oh!

02:28Oh!

02:29Oh!

02:30Oh!

02:31Oh!

02:32Oh!

02:33Oh!

02:35Oh!

02:36Oh!

02:37Oh!

02:38Oh!

02:39Oh!

02:40Oh!

02:41Oh!

02:42Oh!

02:43Oh!

02:44Oh!

02:45Oh!

02:46Oh!

02:47Will you gentlemen please try to be a little more quiet in the court?

02:59Certainly, Judgey. The gate is locked.

03:02Will you please step forward?

03:04No, no, no. Prepare yourself for the witness box.

03:16Take off your hat.

03:18Now raise your right hand. Now place your left hand here.

03:22Take off your hat.

03:24Raise your right hand. Now put your left hand here.

03:29Please take off your hat.

03:32Raise your right hand.

03:35Now put your left hand here.

03:37Will you please take off your hat?

03:42Raise your right hand.

03:44now put your left hand here take off your hat raise your right hand will you get rid of that

03:53hat raise your right hand raise your right hand do you solemnly swear to tell truth old truth and

04:04nothing but the truth huh do you solemnly swear to tell truth old truth and nothing but the truth

04:09are you trying to give me the double talk do you solemnly swear to tell truth old truth and nothing

04:14but the truth why don't you answer him he's talking pig latin i don't know what he's saying

04:20he's asking you if you swear no but i know all the words he's asking you if you'll swear to tell

04:27the truth truth is stranger than fiction judgy wudgy

04:30kindly address this court as your honor and take the oath do you solemnly swear to tell truth old

04:40without nothing but the truth certainly what have i got to lose take the stand where will i put it

04:46no no take the stand i got it now what will i do with it

04:52sit down

04:57you're in the court not in glancy's pool room sit down i'm a victim of circumstance

05:12who are you hitting

05:14proceed with the case

05:21were you in the black bottom cafe on the night of february the 13th

05:28certainly did you at that time see the defendant miss gail tempest in any way shape or form commit

05:35or try to commit bodily harm to the deceased kirk robin i object your honor council is trying to lead

05:41you with this objection sustained mr howard did you see miss gail tempest in physical fight with kirk

05:51robin if it pleases the court may i suggest that council be instructed to allow the witness to

05:55testify to what he saw

05:57i say jasper uh what comes after 75

06:0076 that's the spirit

06:02request granted

06:06proceed with the testimony

06:09mr howard kindly tell the court what you know about the murder of kirk robin

06:13well it was like this mr court

06:15address the judge as your honor

06:17well it was like this my honor

06:18your honor not my honor

06:21why don't you like him

06:22allow the witness to proceed the court understands him

06:27thanks quarter you're a pal

06:29well me and my pals we're musicians

06:33we were tearing up some hot swing music in the orchestra

06:35gail over there was swinging the fans

06:38her sweetie kirk robin

06:40was inhaling a bottle of hooch at a table

06:42and a hoofer by the name of buck wing

06:44was getting ready to shake his tootsies

06:46kindly speak english and drop the vernacular

06:50vernacular

06:52that's a doibee

06:53drop the vernacular

06:55no no not that

06:58talk so the jury can understand

07:00is everybody dumb

07:01say judgy

07:03if you let me my partner and gailey

07:04kind of act it out for you

07:06we'll show you just what happened

07:08if council doesn't object

07:09that's an excellent idea

07:10no objections

07:11no objections

07:12no objections

07:12okay gailey

07:41great

07:43waouu

07:46good

07:48good

07:51good

07:54good

07:55good

08:01good

08:03good

08:04good

08:05good

08:40It's a tarantula.

08:48Ow!

08:50What's about you?

08:56I killed him!

08:58A field mouse.

08:59Stand back, it's liable to bite you.

09:02Tarantula, shot five holes in the divot.

09:05Get out of here.

09:06Go on.

09:07I wasted five good slugs in the...

09:10I'll sue you for this.

09:13Oh, superstitious, eh?

09:14Oh, vice I kid.

09:16Gentlemen, you must control your killing in states.

09:20Proceed with the testimony, please.

09:22Proceed.

09:23Oh!

09:40That was sure hot, Moe.

09:41Hey, Larry.

09:42Listen.

09:46Hey, Larry.

09:47Listen.

09:48Hey, Larry.

09:49Listen.

09:54You got it.

09:56You got it.

09:57Please omit the rest of the entertainment and continue.

10:02Now, Gailey's dance was over.

10:03I stuck my head in the office door and I saw Kirk Robin and Buck Wing arguing over by the parrot cage.

10:15What were they arguing about?

10:16I don't know.

10:17But Buck Wing was sizzling like a hot hamburger.

10:18He grabs Kirk by the neck like that.

10:19See?

10:20And drags him over to the letter press.

10:21See?

10:22Then he smacks him on the head like that.

10:23Then he pokes his coconut into the letter press.

10:25See?

10:26Like that.

10:27Then he says, I'll squeeze the cider out of your Adam's apple.

10:29Then he gives him the works like this.

10:30Then he keeps turning.

10:31And twisting.

10:32Not ladies and gentlemen, is it.

10:33And that.

10:34Not ladies and gentlemen, isn't it.

10:35Not ladies and gentlemen.

10:58what's the matter you want to kill me why it's preposterous when the police broke into the

11:12office they found this woman the defendant gail tinkus bending over the body of the murdered man

11:16with a revolver clutching in her hand which only goes to prove that my client is innocent

11:20innocent exactly and i'll prove it ladies and gentlemen the action of this pistol is so hard

11:27it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger try it i'm no mule no your ears are too

11:34short so i'm a mule pull the trigger never fear it's not loaded

11:42how could gail tempest's frail little finger pull the rusty trigger of that instrument of destruction

12:00see there was nothing in it broad lane nine nine seven two after five o'clock

12:14what'd you do with my book in the air

12:25give me that gun what happened

12:27every man for himself

12:34every man for himself

12:35ah there you are boss you was called to be a witness wasn't you certainly so was you

12:39what are you butting in for you're supposed to be a good one ain't you well ain't i

12:43now what do you have to step in the court for

12:57stop chewing that gum

13:07fight me

13:08will you throw that gum away

13:18look i got rid of it

13:21wait a minute hold still i'll get it

13:44hey you're in the court not in the woods tarzan cut it out come on

13:50order in this court

13:58what does this parrot mean by find the letter there's a whole pile of letters there must be here

14:07look there's a note tied to the parrot's foot come on polly polly polly polly come on polly polly

14:14come on polly polly polly come on ouch

14:16look out here it comes

14:25hey

14:28oh my stradivarius oh my beautiful stradivarius grab your ear come on

14:41find the letter

14:49find the letter

14:51how'll we get him now let's get some salt and put it on his tail

14:53that's no way to get a parrot you gotta wet his feather so he can't fly

14:57oh don't do nothing until you hear from me come on give me a hand

15:03wait a minute hold it what do you mean

15:04i object your honor please proceed this courtroom

15:12what's the idea

15:27give me that hold

15:28get this

15:42who killed kirk robin i killed kirk robin

15:44and that was my little bow and arrow don't try to find me as i'm shuffling off the buffalo

16:01shuffling off the buffalo sign buck wing

16:11wait a minute wait a minute

16:13just a second now

16:17now ready hold it

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