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00:00THE END
00:30Where are my glasses?
00:32They're on your head.
00:37Where's the newspaper?
00:39You're sitting on it.
00:51Land of Gosha and another baby.
01:00That's a funny one.
01:03Fifty pounds and chop it fine.
01:05Mrs. Uncle Beck, what do you mean, fifty pounds and chop it fine?
01:10I thought you were Arthur.
01:12Who's Arthur?
01:13He's the man I intend to marry.
01:15Don't tell me anything about it. I'm only your father.
01:18I can read in the newspaper. What does he do for a living?
01:20Well, he's the Iceman.
01:22An Iceman?
01:23Yes, he goes to college. He's a Cornell man.
01:25Rhett Grange was an Iceman.
01:27He's still an Iceman as far as I'm concerned.
01:30Put it down there and get out.
01:35Okay.
01:38Go.
01:40And stay.
01:41Now you're so smart.
01:42How are you going to get it in the Icebox?
01:44I'll put it in myself.
01:46Listen.
01:47Don't ever do that.
01:49Back to me.
02:00Let's go.
02:18Hey!
02:20Hello, hello, hello.
02:21Come on, let's go.
02:27I've been waiting for you.
02:32I'll meet you on the first tee.
02:35Okay, Charlie, I'll be in half a second.
02:48Did you put the ice in the ice box?
02:49Yeah.
02:50How did you do it?
02:51It was easy.
02:53Where are my golf clubs?
02:54In your golf bag.
02:56Yeah, but where's the golf bag?
02:58You just fell over it.
02:59Yeah, I'll see that.
03:05Look at that.
03:07Look at that.
03:08Look at that, look at that.
03:13There's another one.
03:14Oh, that good old brownie too.
03:20Oh, that's enough.
03:24What's my first appointment this morning?
03:26Miss Pipitone at 10.30.
03:27Oh, I just have time for 18 holes.
03:30Where's my cap?
03:31You never wear any.
03:32Oh, yeah, that's right.
03:33Where's the ice?
03:34In the ice box.
03:36There's just a little piece left.
03:38Now I'll have to get some more.
03:39Yeah, keep that ice man out of here.
03:40I'm going to order a frigidire.
03:52Well, that's mine.
03:58Well, we can't look for it all day.
04:00Been out at 20 minutes now.
04:01And I've got to get back to the office at half past 10.
04:03I'm going to drop another ball.
04:05Okay, drop another.
04:07If it isn't unfair to either of you, gentlemen,
04:12I can tell you where the ball is.
04:14Where?
04:16Under that leaf.
04:20Thanks.
04:23If it isn't unfair to either one of us,
04:25we've been looking for the ball 20 minutes.
04:27I can't wait a minute.
04:32They're still on the green.
04:33Well, let them get out of the way.
04:41This is certainly a great game for your health.
04:57The ball lying in a sprinkler connection
05:14may be dropped without penalty,
05:17no nearer the hole.
05:28Get those teeth out of there, too.
05:29They're right in my line.
05:39Two.
05:40You can't do that.
05:41What do you mean, I can't do it?
05:42Read the card.
05:43You had two...
05:44Dropped in the wall...
05:45What?
05:46Don't...
05:47You had two...
05:48Don't quibble.
05:49Don't quibble.
05:50Don't quibble.
05:52Snappy little hole, don't you think so?
05:53Yes, it is.
05:54Give me the mashy niblets.
05:57Mashy niblets.
05:58Oh, fine.
06:00Four!
06:02Four!
06:05What did I die?
06:06Having a basket party over there?
06:13Look at those jocks.
06:15Oh, they're going to break off.
06:24Don't stand there.
06:29Don't stand there.
06:30Stand over here.
06:38Her duck is on me off.
06:48Over again.
06:49Don't stand behind me when I'm shooting!
06:54You told me to stand over there, sir.
06:56Never mind where I told you to stand.
06:58You stand where I tell you.
07:02That kid's so dumb he doesn't know what time it is.
07:05Say, by the way, what time is it?
07:07I don't know.
07:0810.15.
07:10Shut up, will ya?
07:16Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball.
07:19I'll get you.
07:28Oh, wait, you can't do that.
07:30What do you mean, I can't do that?
07:35I can do anything I want to do.
07:42You take this golf course?
07:46Hello, Joe.
07:47How are you, Doc?
07:48How about a little golf?
07:50I just threw my clubs away.
07:51What, again?
07:53Hey, the funniest thing happened.
07:55I've taken my second stroke.
07:57I peed an old geezer on the sconce with my ball.
08:00Right near the green was headed for the pin.
08:02The ball rolls back into a water connection.
08:05I pick it up, drop it over my shoulder.
08:08It dribbles down into the hole.
08:10I'm down in two.
08:12Well, uh...
08:13What do you mean, well?
08:14They gave me the same argument.
08:15I'm down in two.
08:16Look at the back of the car.
08:17They wanted me to do it over again after I had a fine drop.
08:21I said, well, I...
08:22Oh, my.
08:23Good night, Bella.
08:26Where's the soap?
08:27It's in your hands.
08:28Huh?
08:29Oh.
08:41How about tomorrow, Doc?
08:42At what time?
08:43Oh, about.
08:44No, I won't be able to go.
08:45Why not?
08:46I'm going duck shooting.
08:47Well, I'll run along.
08:48Say, boy, you should have been there.
08:50I took this mashy niblet.
08:52See?
08:53I picked this straight shot with a pin.
08:56It fiends this old geezer.
08:58Down into the water connection it goes.
09:00Coming back.
09:01What the hell was that?
09:04Drops into the water connection.
09:07I pick it up and drop it over my shoulder
09:09and down into the hole it goes.
09:11Well, I'll give you a ring tomorrow, Doc.
09:13Okay.
09:14Well, they burn up.
09:15He's gonna fried eggs on the back of his neck.
09:18Help!
09:19Send her in!
09:25How do you do?
09:27Can you sit down?
09:30Put it in here, please.
09:35You won't hurt my leg, will you?
09:39My doctor says I have a very bad leg.
09:43Your doctor is off his nut.
09:45I don't believe in doctors anyway.
09:48There's a doctor who lives right down the street here.
09:50Treated a man for yellow jawness for nine years.
09:53Then found out he was a Jap.
09:55You know, a little dog bit me the other day.
09:57Dr. Coulot dog.
09:58He bit me right here.
10:00Dog bit you?
10:01Yes.
10:02It was a little dash hound.
10:03Oh, yeah.
10:04All those little tiny dogs.
10:05And he sits right up behind me and bit me right like that.
10:08You're rather fortunate it wasn't a Newfoundland dog that bit you.
10:12You sit down.
10:16Shall I use gas?
10:17Well, gas or electric lights.
10:19I'd feel nervous to have you fool around me in the dark.
10:22You can't help me.
10:23You're a little bit.
10:24I just want to look at you.
10:25Help!
10:26Help!
10:27Help!
10:28Help!
10:29Help!
10:30Help!
10:31Help!
10:32Help!
10:33Help!
10:46Help!
10:47Help!
10:48Help!
10:49Help!
10:50Help!
10:52It's not going to hurt, come on, come on.
11:09Come on, come on now, I'll try not to be so cruel this time.
11:21Come on, come on.
11:25Oh, Doctor, I can't let you do that again.
11:40Tell her I'm out.
11:41But Doctor, she has a three o'clock appointment.
11:43I wouldn't care if she had a four o'clock appointment.
11:47And boy, when I was in Darjeeling, there was a tiger.
11:53Tell her I'm out.
11:55Don't go out there and tell her I'm out.
12:02How do you know?
12:03How are you?
12:04We've been waiting for you.
12:07Sit down.
12:09Don't go out there and tell her I'm out.
12:11Don't have these buzzers walk in on me.
12:13I don't want to see them.
12:15I don't want to see them.
12:17I don't want to see them.
12:19Don't stand here and look at me that way.
12:21No, I don't want to see them.
12:23Well, I don't want to see them.
12:28Don't stand here and look at me that way.
12:31No, no, no.
12:51You've just come in for the ride?
12:57Haven't I seen your face somewhere before?
12:59Oh, probably you've seen me at the horse show.
13:01Jockey?
13:03Sir.
13:05There.
13:07Can you open your mouth?
13:09Come on, now.
13:11You've got a bigger mouth than that opener.
13:17Oh, beautiful.
13:19Hand me that 404 circular buzz saw, will you?
13:27Is that a 404 conical you give me?
13:31Ah.
13:33Hear those pennies.
13:35Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:43Oh.
13:45Oh.
13:47Ha.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh.
13:51Oh.
13:52Oh.
13:53Oh, careful.
13:54Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:56Oh.
13:57Oh.
13:58Oh.
13:59Oh.
14:00Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:03Hey, that didn't hurt, did it?
14:08I know it wouldn't hurt you.
14:11Here, give me that packing, please.
14:24Put that in there, just stop it in there.
14:26Pardon me for just a moment.
14:29You wouldn't let Arthur come here to see me,
14:32so I'm going to see him.
14:39Excuse me a moment, folks.
14:48Stay in there, now.
14:50What do you think of that?
14:58What do you think of that?
15:05Keep you waiting?
15:10You said a mouthful.
15:12Open it.
15:13Just a moment.
15:15Are your lines busy?
15:28Promise me.
15:29Run away.
15:31Come on.
15:36You saw this.
15:38Help me.
15:40Help me.
15:42Help me.
15:44Help me.
15:46Help me.
15:48Help me.
15:50Help me.
15:53Make me help me.
15:55Help me.
15:56Why, it came out easily, didn't it?
15:58Yes, it did.
16:00Yes, it did.
16:01It surprised me.
16:10Excuse me, just...
16:18Open that door!
16:19I can't. You locked me in.
16:20Where's the key?
16:21In your pocket.
16:26Stop it.
16:31Now, shh, shh.
16:34There are people downstairs.
16:45Any pictures?
16:46Miss Menke.
16:47Hello?
16:48Oh, very nice.
16:57Have you ever had this tooth pulled before?
17:06No.
17:08This won't hurt you.
17:09Much.
17:26Get your foot out of the...
17:28Get it out.
17:30Just help.
17:57I'm gonna give her cash.
18:01You're not gonna pull me all around the floor.
18:09Relax.
18:11Would you like a drink?
18:15What is it?
18:16Water.
18:17No, thanks.
18:22Stop!
18:24Stop!
18:30Well, it won't be long now.
18:33Is that female wrestler gone?
18:35Yes, she's gone.
18:36Are you in a hole?
18:50No, he's just a young man.
18:54Send him in, I'll fix him.
18:57This way, please.
18:58Why, please.
19:05How do you do?
19:06How's everything up in Moscow?
19:09Got two strikes on the boys, eh? Will you sit down?
19:28I can't find this mouth.
19:32Hand me that stethoscope, will you?
19:35Thanks. Will you say, ah, please?
19:38Ah.
19:39Again?
19:40Ah.
19:41Again?
19:42Ah.
19:43I almost had a gig again.
19:44Ah.
19:45Ah.
19:46Ah.
19:47Ah.
19:48Ah.
19:49Ah.
19:50Ah.
19:51Ah.
19:52Ah.
19:53And a very pretty thing, too.
19:55Let me see now.
20:00Hand me that drill.
20:05Now, just open your mouth.
20:07This can't hurt.
20:08Okay.
20:22You can't say that hurt you.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I'm sorry.
20:28I'm sorry.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:30I'm sorry.
20:31I'm sorry.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33I'm sorry.
20:34I'm sorry.
20:35I'm sorry.
20:36I'm sorry.
20:37I'm sorry.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39I'm sorry.
20:40I'm sorry.
20:41I got her locked in the room.
20:42But they're using a ladder.
20:46Where do you think you're going?
20:47That's him.
20:48Oh, you're the guy that hit my pot in the head.
20:50Yes.
20:51You want to make anything out of it?
20:52I'd like to see you do that again.
20:55Is it necessary for him to do it again?
20:57No, it isn't.
20:59Father, you're not really going to buy a fidget dare, are you?
21:07Fifty pounds will make it snappy.
21:09I'm sorry.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11I'm sorry.
21:12It's snappy.
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