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00:00This is a video of the video and it's not that easy to do.
00:07I'll be back to the video.
00:10I'll be back to the video.
00:15I'll be back to the video.
01:22Yeah, there we go.
01:24Hi, Starlet.
01:28I'm talking a little low because the wife is still sleeping.
01:30She's still even.
01:31As you can see, I basically...
01:32I got Minsk back.
01:33I just did that off-screen so we didn't have to do that crap all over again.
01:35the music cutting out jumpscared the hell out of me interesting so the wife is still even
01:44we'll probably be up in about knowing her about two hours so i'm still just talking a little bit
01:48low but we're gonna try and get this fucking game finished so i can get to work on the on the actual
01:51video i do need to also finish recording a new playthrough of bg one and two for the video but
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02:31you
03:01Oh, that sounds like fun.
03:21Love the full party idea.
03:22Reverse Doom.
03:23Full Spartan.
03:24Okay.
03:25Alright.
03:26Okay, not gonna lie, that might actually be the greatest bit of dialogue in this entire
03:53fucking game.
03:54It's space hamsters are actually real.
04:01Okay.
04:08Let's see.
04:13Big ham-hams.
04:18What is it, my friend?
04:21Minsk shall be your shadow.
04:23Who is his?
04:25I will fight alongside Minsk.
04:28But if he so much as refers to my butt, let alone attempts to kick it, I will skewer that
04:33damned hamster of his.
04:35Oh, you're already in the party.
04:42That's mean.
04:47That's mean.
04:48Your dance card is full.
04:49Lose a partner and there'll be room for me.
04:51Oh, right.
04:52Whenever you're ready.
04:54Okay, I do have two custom companions.
05:01I don't know, should we include them as well?
05:15Okay, I do have two custom companions.
05:18I don't know, should we include them as well?
05:22Okay, I do have two custom companions.
05:23I don't know, should we include them as well?
05:24I don't know.
05:25I don't know.
05:26I don't know.
05:27I don't know.
05:28I don't know.
05:29I don't know.
05:30I don't know.
05:31Alright.
05:32P Milan.
05:37More stuff for discussion.
05:40At the ready.
05:54Why does your face look weird?
05:58Always good to talk, my friend.
06:26That's the spirit.
06:56Jahira's already in the party.
07:15Seems like a good moment to talk, at the ready.
07:33What happened to your boots?
07:34Oh, I gave them a mince, right?
07:36Let's see.
07:38Alert.
07:40Oh, right.
07:41Well, I'm taking you two.
07:47You three.
07:48Oh, shit.
07:49Oh, shit.
07:50Do we have a target?
07:56Making me sweat.
07:57What am I needed?
07:58All's well that ends.
07:59Not as bad as it could have.
08:00All right.
08:01All's well that ends.
08:02Not as bad as it could have.
08:03All right.
08:04I guess you're, I guess you're just Zala tapping today.
08:06Is that blood?
08:07No, never mind.
08:08On my way.
08:09Very well.
08:10So, we can add one bald wall of muscle to our little group.
08:11I'm sure he'll come in handy.
08:12I'm sure you'll come in handy.
08:13Is that blood?
08:14No, you'll be in happy.
08:15Oh, shit.
08:16No, you're in a position.
08:17Sure.
08:18Well, I'll go, mm.
08:19Oh, shit.
08:20Time.
08:21I'm fine.
08:22Nice.
08:23And then I'll go, let me know.
08:24Extra time.
08:25Okay.
08:26Okay.
08:27that ends. Not as bad as it could have. Alright, I guess you're- I guess you're just Zalatap-ing today.
08:50Just give them a star- just give them a star in his boots.
08:53I think he's wearing magical boots, actually. I think he actually needs those.
08:57Oh, you already have 20 decks. What am I doing?
09:09Oh, you already have a star?
09:11Oh.
09:13Oh.
09:15Oh.
09:21Oh.
09:23Oh.
09:25Oh.
09:27Oh.
09:29Oh.
09:31Oh.
09:33Minsk seems quite the, uh, enthusiastic ally.
09:35Would all do well to remain on his good side.
09:37And out of the range of his fists.
09:41With pleasure. Lead on.
09:45Oh.
09:53I only get one level six spell slot and I really want to save that for, like, Disintegrate
10:04or Chain Lightning.
10:06Oh, let's see.
10:10Conjure Elemental and Hold Monster.
10:23Look, we'll buy new boots for, uh, we'll buy new boots for everyone who's missing them,
10:29okay?
10:30Which is all one of them.
10:32Okay, now this is going to be a fucking hassle.
10:42Let's go.
10:53Let's go.
11:02Hey, Missy.
11:15I've got a long word ahead.
11:21My weapons won't be beat.
11:24How are we able to put in Immion out of-
11:27Oh, this, uh, Mordecai's Compact Companion Creator.
11:29It's basically an alternative to the shitty fucking hirelings.
11:36Dude, look at this shit.
11:42They let you customize everything about hirelings except their appearance.
11:46Or, like, I think except their race or something, but basically now,
11:48so somebody just came up with a mod that basically just said,
11:50alright, fuck that shit.
11:51Okay.
11:52Okay.
12:01Oh, wrong one.
12:02Oh, wrong one.
12:03As long as they do their jobs, they can sing the sea shanty to the right now.
12:15How will we step into his new-
12:19I've never heard of a vampire called Casita.
12:21I don't think so.
12:24A friend of yours?
12:26Patriarch of the Tsar family.
12:28Nasty fellow with the history of the argument.
12:31I imagine that.
12:32Failure to comply will result in imprisonment and...
12:42We have the Jets at 10am, look at her votes!
12:49Oh, one stack.
12:54Excellent choice.
13:00Well, hello.
13:03The pride of the gate.
13:06Can't give up now.
13:12Huh.
13:19Justice walks on four feet and sleeps in my boot.
13:30Well, well, well.
13:32Nature's servant awaits.
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:40Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:42Oh.
13:43Oh.
13:44Oh.
13:45Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:47Oh.
14:04Hm hm hm hm hm.
14:05And a tangle.
14:06And I'll instead pay.
14:09Stone skin.
14:12Crasped vine.
14:13100 Woodland being.
14:17Have Sleetstorm.
14:19Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:23Passive Wind.
14:27Parry Fire.
14:33Blight.
14:35Alright, you don't have anything to be on level 3, your spells are fine.
14:41And you, being a sorcerer, don't prepare shit.
14:47Ow, come on. Go where I fucking want you to go.
14:51I thought this game was called Baldur Skate. Baldur Skate 3.
14:57I'm so going to use that in the video.
15:11It's die hard, darling. Surely, you know that.
15:17Okay, here we are.
15:21So, first things first.
15:23We're going to kill.
15:25Our enemies are everywhere.
15:27Yes.
15:29Let us show them how it's done.
15:31La, da, da, da.
15:33Luckets will be done.
15:35Boo says, what?
15:39Let's march.
15:41Whatever it takes.
15:43This city reeks of evil.
15:45Or perhaps Boo just needs to bathe.
15:47No time to rest.
15:57Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times.
15:59The hero at heart.
16:01Heading out.
16:03What now?
16:05Over there.
16:09That works.
16:11What to do?
16:13Hmm.
16:41Oh.
16:43Uh, not to stand.
16:47I'm so.
16:48I'm so.
16:49Oh very.
16:50It's like you're in my mind.
16:51I go and stop.
16:52I need to do that.
16:53What?
16:54What's up?
16:55Sweet Zipi.
16:56Yes!
16:57I can't help you.
16:58Oh.
17:00I can't help you.
17:01I can't help you in my mind.
17:02I can't help you.
17:03I can't help you.
17:04You need to help me.
17:05You need to help me.
17:06You need to help me.
17:08't help you.
17:09First time.
17:10Both of us are a good one.
17:11I will tell you.
17:12Okay.
17:13I think.
17:15That's what fills the fields.
17:21Don't move!
17:23The tree's assured.
17:32It may be.
17:43Oh, did I remember?
17:57Oh, I didn't take that off of you, fuck.
17:59Um, okay.
18:00Remind me when, uh...
18:02Alright, anyway.
18:04Okay, him away, I think we got him.
18:14Okay!
18:24Time is set.
18:25It's okay.
18:36My victims await.
18:39Leelalo!
18:43I kind of forgot the normal Baldur's Gate 3 party size is 4.
19:01Yeah, it seems like everyone mods it to be 6.
19:03That Steelwatch just yanked an ally into explosion rain.
19:22It's almost as if 6 should have been the default.
19:36Where's the music?
19:38Uh...
19:40I think it's being drowned out by this thing pulsing.
19:42Why can't enemies just attack the player at once instead of taking turns?
19:55I don't know, because Larian's weird.
20:01You know, it's funny, I heard somebody make the remark about, like, Pills of Eternity 2 adding turn-based mode.
20:05Made sense, because CRPGs are moving away from Realtime with Paws.
20:08But outside of Larian games, like, that just isn't fucking true.
20:11Realtime with Paws is still the preferred way to play.
20:13Dominate Person, level 5.
20:20Okay, kind of spell.
20:21Sonic Backlash.
20:34Because of turn-based buffoonery.
20:36Yeah, like, Realtime with Paws continues to be extremely popular.
20:38Like, Larian games are the only ones that don't have it, and basically other games just add turn-based as an option.
20:42But, like, literally nobody uses it.
20:52Oops, sorry, Gale.
20:54You're fine, walk it off.
21:01Well, we've got two fatalities.
21:06Huh.
21:09Get up and kill something.
21:12You're not in range, are you?
21:21You are not.
21:29Okay, wait a minute. I'm immune to prone, aren't I?
21:30Yes, I am.
21:34Huh.
21:36I wonder if that would work.
21:42Let's do that as a Quicken spell.
21:44You're level 2, aren't you?
21:45Yes, you are.
21:49Bitch.
21:50Oh, huh.
22:03Everyone, you're fine. Walk it off.
22:04I don't know much games with round-based combat. Does anyone here have a favorite?
22:18Baldur's Gate 2.
22:19What?
22:20What?
22:24We're ready.
22:28Into position.
22:30Time to push one up again.
22:31Final Fantasy Tactics.
22:32Isn't that turn-based?
22:45Final Fantasy Tactics, isn't that turn-based?
23:15CD Tactics is a round-based spinoff, oh, I didn't know Final Fantasy did that, that's neat, wait a minute, hang on
23:45No, that's turn-based, yeah, it says here, battles are turn-based
23:51Oh, someone's dead
24:03What was that pause, oh, that pause was me tabbing out
24:12Oh, anyway, can I run as quickly as possible?
24:38Oh god, half my party's down.
25:08Let's see here, what do we got?
25:26Alright, let's retreat slightly.
25:32Okay, you are standing on water, but unfortunately so am I, so I'm just gonna have to upcast a heal.
25:37Ooh, it's a bonus action.
25:44Where'd Sari go?
25:50Oh, there you are.
25:57Pfft, Minthara's down.
25:58Oh, you are about to go down.
26:06I wonder if I can make it over it, yes I can.
26:09Pick Will up.
26:12Oh wait, no, that was Minsk, sorry.
26:15Let's pick Sari, yep.
26:16So I told the girl, I said, well do me a favor, put the money in the bag.
26:30Hey, uh, excuse me, you on your phone?
26:33Yeah, oh man, I'm playing this game, Royal Kingdom.
26:35Love this game.
26:36You're playing Royal Kingdom.
26:37Yeah.
26:38At my show.
26:39I'm so sorry.
26:40You do not have to apologize.
26:41Like, I love this game.
26:42I play Royal Kingdom.
26:43And let's be clear, I'm playing the game uninterrupted, people.
26:45That's right, no ads talking about buy this now.
26:46I hate ads, bro, I hate them.
26:47I'll tell you what else you hate, chewing your food, sir.
26:48Okay.
26:49The best part is I don't need Wi-Fi.
26:50I don't need it.
26:51I don't need it.
26:52I'm not searching for a signal while I'm trying to get to a new level.
26:54What level are you on?
26:55At the moment?
26:56Yeah.
26:57Yeah.
26:58Right, 120.
26:59We didn't say how many movies you did this year, we said what level you are.
27:00Yeah, right.
27:01I'm not here to play games.
27:02I'm not.
27:03Unless that game is Royal Kingdom.
27:04All right, let's get back to the show.
27:05We're ready to play games.
27:06We're ready to play games.
27:07I don't know.
27:08I don't know, bro.
27:09I hate those games.
27:10I hate those games.
27:11I hate them.
27:12I'll tell you what else you hate.
27:13Chewing your food, sir, okay?
27:14The best part is I don't need Wi-Fi.
27:15I don't need it.
27:16I don't need it.
27:17I don't need it.
27:18I don't need it.
27:19I don't need it.
27:20I don't need it.
27:21I'm not here to play games, I'm not, unless that game is Royal Kingdom.
27:27Alright, let's get back to the show.
27:51Pinsk is allergic to living. Hey, it's just like in Baldur's Gate 2.
28:13In Baldur's Gate 2, Mince was notoriously terrible as a companion.
28:21The Star Reads on Medic duty.
28:45Huh.
28:51F**k yes.
28:55F**k yes.
29:07F**k yes.
29:15Over there.
29:17Uh oh.
29:19Uh oh.
29:21Uh oh.
29:23Well, it was nice knowing you, Carlike.
29:27Ah, right.
29:33There we go.
29:35There we go.
29:47Hm.
29:49But Thar is dead.
30:05Pythara's dead?
30:09Great to have you on the team, Lazell.
30:29What difficulty are you playing on?
30:31Tactician.
30:33Dominate person. That's level five.
30:35Oh, shit.
30:41Good morning.
30:43How did you sleep?
30:45I slept all right.
30:55As you can see, the stream decided,
30:57rather than go and- Oh, fuck. Goddammit, Sari.
30:59Rather than go and disable the Steel Watch the normal way,
31:01we would just put everything in the party.
31:03Oh, dear.
31:05Oh, Ibi's dead.
31:07All right, who's alive?
31:09Lazell, Karlak, Jahira,
31:11and Astarian and Gale.
31:13Oh, goodness.
31:15Astarian of all people is alive.
31:17Astarian of all people is alive.
31:19Why do you have disadvantage? Aura of Terror.
31:21Okay.
31:23Yes, he can, actually.
31:27And that kills him.
31:29Nice.
31:31I see.
31:33What must be done?
31:37I'm gonna get you in melee range, so that-
31:39There we go.
31:55Well, crap.
31:57Wow, healing spells in this game heal for absolutely fuck all.
32:15Are you kidding me?
32:17Two critical misses and events.
32:19Finding my way.
32:21And you're on the floor.
32:27Good to have you on the team, Lazell.
32:43Why nerf heal so much?
32:45I don't know.
32:47I could have sworn I had a fucking mod in to actually make healing spells, not garbage.
32:55Uh-oh.
32:56What the-
33:04Alright, who's not dead?
33:05Astarian, Karlak, Jahira, Gale, and Lazell.
33:08Of course, Lazell keeps tripping on the fucking ice.
33:10Alright, who's not dead?
33:11If this-
33:12If I don't manage to pull this off, I'm gonna reload and do it again, but I'm gonna cast Haste on absolutely fucking everybody.
33:16Oh yeah, that's right.
33:17I keep forgetting Gale.
33:18I don't know what it is Gale has.
33:30But Gale, uh, Gale has something that makes it so that his thunder spells don't actually hit his enemies when he clips through them.
33:40Kenley, Liz, uh, Lazell.
33:41Hey, CD.
33:42Hey, Kenley.
33:43I think that's me.
33:44That's me.
33:45Uh-huh.
33:46Immobile.
33:47Oh shit.
33:48Is there anything you can do?
33:49What do you mean you can only bite once, like once a fight?
33:58Well, that was useless.
34:18That's not- that's not bad.
34:27That's not bad.
34:40All right, who's left?
34:41We got one.
34:43We got two Steel Watchers left.
34:44Okay, I think we got this.
34:49Wait a second.
34:51Love one more attack there.
34:52Ah, I love fighters.
34:54Oh!
34:57So many people are dead.
35:00Oh, Snarion went down finally.
35:02Finally.
35:03At last.
35:07Oh, that's dead.
35:09So it's just...
35:09Oh, it's just the one Steel Watcher.
35:11Nice.
35:12I can't believe we actually pulled this off.
35:13Always the same old song.
35:24I saw her.
35:25They burn.
35:32You have my attention.
35:33Let's get you on your feet.
35:42Seek and you shall find me.
35:45Okay, who's got a revivify scroll?
35:51Oh, you do.
35:54Great.
35:54Now where the fuck is Minthara?
35:55Because you actually have a revivify.
35:57I just realized I didn't put Shadowheart in the party.
35:59Oh.
36:01I completely forgot to put Shadowheart in the party.
36:05And then I rolled up with the entire group.
36:06Except Shadowheart.
36:07Because I forgot to put her in the party.
36:10Oh my god.
36:12There is still enough to be done this day.
36:14Secure her.
36:15Yeah.
36:15Sorry.
36:16Bye.
36:16Bye.
36:31Bye.
36:42Bye.
36:43Bye.
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