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00:00I love seeing couples be...
00:12Oh, no, none of these are couples.
00:14Right.
00:16Hang on a second.
00:21Yeah, like, these two aren't a couple.
00:23They're siblings.
00:30Oh, no.
00:51Ah, it's all right.
00:53Oh, also, there's this one.
00:55This is completely out of character for one of them, but...
01:00Perfect.
01:12McKay's drawn a bunch of gum syrup because she knows I think it's adorable.
01:17Well, I love them, too.
01:23I think I have to...
01:25set them on fire.
01:27Oh, yeah.
01:30Set them on fire.
01:34Is that out of character?
01:35Yes, absolutely.
01:36But also, duh, they're adorable.
01:42Oh, I did one.
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:44It's in the DMC one.
01:51There she is.
01:52Yes, I did.
01:53Gion is Sora's real nobody.
01:59Fight.
01:59I'll fight you on it.
02:02Likewise.
02:02You
02:32two transaction girls
02:40hanging out
02:41love it
02:42if Dante and Sora
02:48were to fight
02:49Sora would win
02:50Sora doesn't need
02:53to build up a style meter
02:54to do full damage
02:55neither does Dante
02:56doesn't getting S rank
02:59increase your damage
03:00nope
03:00not in the base
03:02that's a good
03:03ah
03:03it just gives you
03:04it just gives you
03:05more
03:05ah
03:07she can't sit still
03:17I
03:19we had this discussion
03:21on one stream
03:21and they were like
03:22why would Dante and Sora
03:23fight
03:23they'd be friends
03:24Dante and Sora
03:26would fight for fun
03:27Dante does fight for fun
03:29he loves a good scrap
03:30yeah
03:31like both of us
03:33said that at the same
03:33time they would
03:34fight for fun
03:35yeah
03:35like when
03:39when Dante
03:40encounters someone
03:41like even if it's
03:42like they're not
03:43his enemy
03:43like he will
03:44he will often
03:46take the path
03:47of them scrapping
03:48just because he
03:49wants a good fight
03:50oh my
03:54oh hang on a second
03:55where is
03:56where is it
03:56where is it
04:01like you
04:14what is it
04:14like you
04:15you
04:16you
04:16you
04:17you
04:17you
04:18you
04:18you
04:19you
04:19you
04:19you
04:20you
04:20Anger
04:37This is how Sora would end that fight
04:50You can't have a fight with Dante
04:54Without Dante getting impaled
04:56Oh, of course not
04:58See, this is why Sora would win
05:04Because you need Dante to be impaled
05:06It's tradition
05:07Dante, okay, well I need to get hit by that
05:28I mean, come on
05:29Didn't in five he stabbed himself?
05:31Yes, he stabbed himself
05:32But there was a reason
05:33So he's been impaled by everyone except Sparta
05:37I'm trying to think
05:40I'm trying to make
05:41Correct, yes, yes, you are correct
06:07Where is it?
06:14I love this one
06:31I don't really use weapons, boss
06:33It's for style, Nessie
06:35At what point does she start using Nessie?
06:44That's a good question
06:45I'd say
06:48After the first
06:51As when she
07:00I don't really use weapons, boss
07:05It's for style, Nessie
07:07I love how, like
07:08The more you draw these two
07:10The more
07:11The more absolute gremlin energy
07:14Emerald has
07:16Of course
07:18Of course
07:18Because, like
07:21The earliest
07:23Of these
07:24Where was it?
07:26The earliest of these
07:27It's quite subdued
07:28And it's also kind of an act
07:29Well, yeah, like
07:32Well, the idea I was going for
07:34Is that, you know
07:34She wants to bring down
07:36Like
07:36Well, yeah
07:41Well, no
07:42What I mean is
07:43Is, like
07:43The gremlin energy
07:44It's quite subdued
07:45And it's also kind of an act
07:46But as time goes on
07:48The gremlin energy
07:49Just gets more and more sincere
07:50What?
07:53The one that writes
07:54Oh, yeah
07:56I just
07:56I just saved this
07:57The, uh
07:58Yesterday
07:58All that
08:02Growth
08:02Like, the more you refine
08:03We just
08:04We kept encouraging her
08:06Because, like
08:07Em, it's such a
08:08Fucking
08:09It's such a
08:12Fucking
08:12Just
08:13Card
08:14All the goddamn time
08:15Oh, yeah
08:16Nessa
08:16Bully that man
08:17I'm not even sure
08:19Where in the timeline
08:20This would be
08:20I just
08:21Had this idea
08:22In my head
08:22That's what
08:22I have to do
08:23Yeah
08:36This one
08:37This one doesn't have
08:37Like, one that's
08:38High res
08:38But it's still
08:39My favorite
08:39Oh, yeah
08:40I fucking love
08:44Em so goddamn much
08:46Right
08:47She's like
08:48If she goes
08:49Insecure
08:50Oh, yeah
09:01Didn't this one
09:02Come about
09:02As like
09:03Em
09:03Em was actually
09:04Supposed to be
09:05Doing something
09:05But the person
09:06Who commissioned
09:06This
09:07Like, really
09:07Liked her
09:08Just
09:08From the sketch
09:09She really liked
09:10That she was
09:10Just throwing
09:11A cat
09:11Oh, yeah
09:12Like, you know
09:14What?
09:14That actually
09:15Works better
09:15Shieldmaiden
09:19Puts up a shield
09:20Em
09:21Throws a cat
09:22Over the shield
09:23Name is
09:24Crunkly
09:25Wasn't it him?
09:29Oh, yeah
09:30Yeah, yeah
09:30It was
09:30Uh, what's
09:34Progress on
09:34The
09:34I finished
09:36I finished
09:37The script
09:38For the
09:38Prologue
09:39Oh, and
09:56Casual
09:57Oh, yeah
10:01This one
10:09Of course
10:20You can only
10:20Defeat
10:20Shieldmaiden
10:21By throwing
10:21Pussy
10:22At her
10:22Oh, that's
10:23Dunks
10:38The cat
10:38In the sink
10:39To make
10:39Her really
10:40Angry
10:40Oh, no
10:41Sam left
10:46I like
10:49Steven Universe
10:50I believe
10:51You
10:51I believe
10:52You
10:52I mean
10:53I mean
10:53You spend
10:54You spend
10:54Money to say
10:55It
10:55Spend more
10:57Money to tell
10:58Us what you
10:58Like
10:59Yes, spend
10:59More
10:59Spend more
11:00Money and tell
11:01Us what
11:01You like
11:01We are
11:04We are now
11:05Very curious
11:05About you
11:06And your
11:07Interests
11:07You
11:08You
11:10You
11:14You
11:16You
11:18You
11:32You
11:36Okay, I did not expect Durlagg's Tower to take that long.
11:42I was expecting to get, like, more of this.
11:44I was kind of hoping I'd be able to, like, get to the end of BG1.
11:48I guess we'll just say this for another.
11:57Okay.
12:42Hmm.
12:46Has the mic turned off again?
12:47No, it's not.
12:48Yeah, I was expecting to get more of BG1 done tonight, but, like, six hours of Durlagg's Tower.
12:54A good six hours, but still.
13:00That's a lot.
13:06Two hundred and twenty-five thousand XP.
13:09I'm not even at the Siege of Dragonspear XP cap yet.
13:11I'm not even at the Siege of Dragonspear XP.
13:22I'm not even at the Siege of Dragonspear.
13:24I'm not even at the Siege of Dragonspear XP.
13:26Is there a store here?
13:47Oh, I guess the Ulgoth veered in.
13:53Yep.
13:56Ah, I do have things to sell.
14:21Time to see how much gold I made off of all this.
14:26Time to see how much gold I made off of all this.
14:32Time to see how much gold I made off of all this.
14:36Oh, a mage drop of fire resistance.
14:48Ah, barrel's retort.
14:49I'll keep that.
14:50Power armor plus one could be sold.
14:52Dagger of ammo plus two could be sold.
14:54Shadow armor plus three could be sold.
14:56Immunity to poison.
14:59Oh, hold onto that for a sec.
15:03Death.
15:05Death.
15:07Master Li's way.
15:13Master.
15:14Master Li's way.
15:19Dile.
15:23Helmets.
15:24Fund of Lightning.
15:25Painmail.
15:26Immerse small.
15:27Heels Morningstar.
15:31Laylan Morningstar.
15:33Causes the wielder to go berserk.
15:35Oh, yeah.
15:36Fuck that.
15:37Heels Buckler.
15:38Protects against critical hits.
15:39Dexterity plus one.
15:40No protection against missile and piercing attack.
15:44Wolfpelt.
15:48Wolfpelt.
15:49Wyvern Heads.
15:50World's Edge.
15:51I think I'll keep a hold of that for a while.
15:54Wizard Slayer I can sell.
15:56Spear I can sell.
15:58I may run into somebody who could use that.
16:02Porton Skull Crusher.
16:04I'll keep that.
16:05Sling plus one.
16:06Staff of Striking plus three.
16:08Dark Shield.
16:10102,000!
16:13God!
16:14Damn!
16:31Piercing.
16:33Six piercing damage.
16:34Echo plus.
16:35Oh, yeah.
16:36I'll keep a hold of that.
16:39Arrow of Ice.
16:401d6 gold damage.
16:43Detonation.
16:44Colts of Lightning.
16:454d4 electrical damage.
16:46Goddamn.
16:47If I had a crossbow user.
16:48Hmm.
16:49I am so goddamn tempted to build someone for crossbows.
16:50That is so much fucking damage I am just leaving on the floor.
16:54That is so much fucking damage I am just leaving on the floor.
17:01I am so goddamn tempted to build someone for crossbows.
17:07Crossbows.
17:08That is so much fucking damage I am just leaving on the floor.
17:10Build crossbows for people.
17:12Thank you, Bonnie.
17:14You're welcome.
17:15Thank you, Bonnie.
17:16You're welcome.
17:18You're welcome.
17:19Thanks for having me here.
17:20Well, I mean.
17:21You're right, Bonnie.
17:22You're crushed for your people.
17:30Thank you, Bonnie.
17:31You're welcome.
17:32It ain't good enough to have me a friend, and help the world meet you.
17:40You're right, Bonnie.
17:52Hmm.
18:04Hmm.
18:05Hmm.
18:06Hmm.
18:09Hmm.
18:14Hmm.
18:18Hmm.
18:20Hmm.
18:23Hmm.
18:28Hmm.
18:33Hmm.
18:39Hmm.
18:41Hmm.
18:45Hmm.
18:50I'm gonna have to go back to, uh, back to, uh, Sorceress Sundrys.
19:04Oh, yeah, for those wondering, uh, pretty much the majority of Act 3 takes place in this
19:25area, like, this southern area here of Baldur's Gate.
19:34Why is the battle music playing?
19:48Oh, yeah, I still gotta figure out who I'm gonna put in the fucking party.
20:00I think we said, for it.
20:04The unadventurous life is not worth living.
20:13Why do I hear boss music?
20:15Yeah.
20:16Ooh, the Throngler.
20:19Throngler.
20:1910% resistance to slashing, piercing, and crushing damage.
20:22Oh!
20:23Oh, it's like a little baby Defender of East Haven.
20:26Arrow of Slaying.
20:32Slay Ogre Mage upon touch.
20:33That's all it does.
20:3450 Arrows of Detonation.
20:45All those Arrows of Dispelling.
20:46I'm gonna, like, okay, so, going from BG1 to Siege of Dragonspear, you lose all your gold.
20:53Going from Siege of Dragonspear to BG2, you again lose all your gold.
20:56So, spend it all.
20:58Okay.
21:04Uh, because I'm using Enhanced Edition Trilogy, I literally just get to keep fucking everything.
21:09Uh, I get to keep literally everything else.
21:11Yes, uh, yes, they do have Arrows of Detonation.
21:28God, look at all those plus two Arrows.
21:54Oh, that's dope.
21:55Oh, my Archers are gonna be eating good for a while.
22:152d6 Acid Damage.
22:171d6 Fire Damage.
22:19You see why I like the Acid Arrows.
22:21Oh, okay.
22:25Should we just say fuck it and do the rest of BG1?
22:44Alright.
22:44Uh, we gotta do the Iron Throne, uh, Candlekeep, Candlekeep Crypts, uh, and then we gotta do
23:02the Underseller, then the Ducal Palace, the Thieves Guild Maze, and then Templable.
23:15I see, okay.
23:19If we do, we'll be at this full, like, late into the night.
23:22Okay.
23:28Are we ready?
23:29Are we ready?
23:30Yeah, sure.
23:32Alright.
23:33Here we go.
23:34Strap in while I strap on, viewers.
23:36Oh, fuck.
23:39Full screen.
23:47Alright, I gotta go get, uh, fuckin' Corin.
23:50Alright.
23:50I can't not have a full party.
23:52Would be on.
24:05Need me?
24:15Hmm?
24:16Gotcha.
24:16And I should probably figure out BG1 Stat Book.
24:32Where are they?
24:37Attribute Tomes and Manuals.
24:38Okay.
24:40Pirate Cave is where the Manual of Bodily Health lies.
24:42That's at the Lighthouse.
25:00East to area south of High Hedge.
25:02Okay, so I go south of High Hedge.
25:05High Hedge.
25:06Go south of High Hedge.
25:08I go east.
25:11Okay.
25:13So, first things first.
25:15You have been waylaid by enemies.
25:18Ah, for fuck's sake.
25:20Fuckin' enter caps, I swear.
25:21Oh, God damn it.
25:51Uh...
25:52Can I help you, if none are better?
26:04Tell me.
26:05Fine and dandy.
26:09Pay it.
26:09You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.
26:34Fuck me running.
26:35You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.
26:37Yep.
26:40I've done had enough of this.
26:43Whatever they need.
26:47Need me?
26:51Yep.
27:00Right.
27:01What the fuck?
27:19You're like family to me.
27:20I mean it.
27:26Oh, you're up there.
27:27The unadventurous life is not worth living.
27:30Huh.
27:31I sure hope he doesn't...
27:33He didn't despawn after I dealt with all the wyverns in there.
27:36There you are.
27:47Oh, travelers.
27:48Hold a moment.
27:50That is not the portrait I gave you.
27:55Huh.
27:58That is...
27:59Give me a second.
28:02You know...
28:14Um...
29:45I'm going to double check everything.
29:58Okay.
30:04There we are.
30:04Yes, tell us more.
30:10Beast is dead.
30:12Return it for the reward if you haven't done so already.
30:15I can always assist you if permitted.
30:16Would my visiting the damsels are better a ghost once more?
30:19Is that a yay or a nay?
30:20Yay.
30:24Yes?
30:25What is your bidding?
30:26Alas, poor wyvern with no flesh upon her bones lives not the wyvern's life but brings us coin.
30:36Is she not a beauty?
30:37Tell me, who killed your sense of humor?
30:46Want to know?
30:47Sorry, Gord.
30:48I'm simply disinclined to talk to anyone.
30:49Yeah, there is one problem is that with the NPC...
30:54...adventure or nothing.
31:08Okie doke.
31:09Yeah, he likes to flirt with the NPC project.
31:13He likes to flirt with the player character a lot.
31:15That is what he was supposed to look like.
31:17Uh...
31:30Mm-mmmm...
31:38Alex?
31:39Yes.
31:43I know.
31:45I have no idea.
31:46All right, one second.
32:16I'm going to pause the recording, quit game, and reload it, and that should have solved the portrait issue.
32:37There we go. Problem as solved.
32:46Okay.
32:50Okay, I have one, I have one archery twink.
33:07We have acquired twink.
33:11Hmm.
33:19Guys, stop getting caught on the, on the rocks.
33:33There we are.
33:37So, we go back to Lion's Way.
33:39Yep.
33:41There is the Strength Tome.
33:44Candlekeep Catacombs.
33:45Okay, I'll keep an eye out for that.
33:47The Dex Tome is in the Thieves Guild.
33:49Tome of Clear Thought is in Ramazith's Tower.
33:52The Tome of Leadership and Influence is in the Gnoll Stronghold.
34:05Oh, I know where that is.
34:08You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.
34:12I care not.
34:13Uh-huh.
34:14Right.
34:16Is that called?
34:19For the Fallen!
34:25Need me?
34:26And that is what a party of archers can do.
34:33The unadventurous life is not worth living.
34:39All right!
34:43Didn't see that coming, did ya?
34:47Oh.
34:48Oh, yeah.
34:49Pause the recording.
35:02All right!
35:10I'm unstoppable.
35:12My blade will cut ya down to size!
35:14Common action.
35:16Hello, pal.
35:46Hello, pal.
36:16The things I do for a good, the things I do to have a decent archer in the party.
36:46The things I do to the south as we sit.
37:01Spare no!
37:06I don't know.
37:08Oh, my heart's really not in this.
37:15Oh, my heart's really not in this.
37:17Oh, my heart's really not in this.
37:22Oh, my heart's really not in this.
37:24Oh, my heart's really not in this.
37:37My police will cut you down to side.
37:54Oof, I dropped something.
37:56G-could you pick it up for me?
38:02What's the story?
38:03Not a problem.
38:07What's the story?
38:11Oh, yeah.
38:12I ran away by my hand.
38:14I ran away from home.
38:17I decided to try again.
38:20I'm not on my knife.
38:25I did it all.
38:26I did not have to leave.
38:29I was ready.
38:31I did not.
38:32I was to try again.
38:34.
39:34I know why you're here.
40:03It's the same room when everyone else comes to see me, and you should get the same answer.
40:07I do not know when the iron shortage will let up.
40:09I have no clue as to who controls the bandits in this area, and I have no interest in accompanying you to the grumbling tables in Baldur's...
40:14To the gambling tables in Baldur's Gate.
40:17Pardon me, but if you do not trouble yourselves with the events of the day, what purpose do your stargazing serve?
40:22I have no wish to disturb you further and will be on my way.
40:26I'm sorry for my rudeness.
40:28It would seem I was quite disturbed even before you came anywhere near me.
40:31I simply get tired of the asking, especially when people find the answers too vague.
40:35The stars are not a reference book with everything laid out plain.
40:38Were it so, anyone could pick the page they wished, and there would be no need for one such as me.
40:43As it is, I have little to say of our current troubles.
40:45Whatever they need.
41:15Uh-oh, they turned invisible.
41:26Oh, you bet.
41:34Ow!
41:35Ow!
41:35Ow!
41:35Ow!
41:37What's your wife?
41:37Oh, I'm sorry.
41:38Oh, I'm sorry.
41:39Oh, I'm sorry.
41:40Oh, I'm sorry.
41:41Oh, I'm sorry.
41:42Oh, I'm sorry.
41:43Oh, I'm sorry.
41:44Oh, I'm sorry.
41:45Oh, I'm sorry.
42:15How many have I seen and none of them wish to talk about gold and magic goods?
42:35No, I don't trust you.
42:55You adventurer after all, prepare sisters.
43:11Oh, well, ah, screw it.
43:37You're like family to me, I mean it.
43:44You don't stand a chance.
43:50What's the story?
44:00Shit.
44:01Okay.
44:02Yep, this way.
44:04All right, M1, time to get back in your element.
44:19Name a single party member more useful than M1.
44:22I'll wait.
44:36Is Rhylar's mistake polymorph into a wolf at will?
44:51On all layers, even physical, I am a wolf.
45:06On all layers, even physical, I am a wolf.
45:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
45:12Tell me, the unadventurous life is not worth living.
45:20Tell me, the unadventurous life is not worth living.
45:35Now, where's that intelligence?
45:37I need, okay.
45:39Ramazith's tower.
45:40I need to go there and get that because I'm either going to need potions or an intellect
45:47boost for Immy because otherwise she can't scribe level nine scrolls later in the game.
45:53Heya!
45:55What you want?
45:57I've done had enough of this.
46:01Holy shit, that thing is heavy.
46:15And then I can get the strength and dex ones, which are the ones I give a shit about.
46:19Who gives a shit about wisdom?
46:21Well, actually, I can get three.
46:36Ooh, and then I could give those to Vicky in the next one.
46:42Okay, yeah, I'm sold on this.
46:51Did I just get struck by lightning?
47:19I just got struck by lightning completely at random!
47:30Oh dear.
47:35Not true, mate.
47:36Like, self-strike me dead.
47:41Nice try, jackass!
47:49I can't believe I just got struck by fucking lightning!
47:57All right, where's Ramazith's tower?
48:00Nora, District of North Baldur's Gate.
48:02Oh, fuck.
48:04You have been waylaid by enemies.
48:05Fine and dex.
48:07All right!
48:08I am...
48:10You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.
48:24I care not.
48:27Life is adventure or nothing.
48:29They wish my ear?
48:30You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.
48:38What's the smell?
48:38Oh, you bet.
48:48Yep.
48:48See ya, Thero!
48:57See ya, Thero!
49:09See ya, Thero!
49:26Oh, well, I never...
49:40Oh, well, I don't know.
50:10You're a cutie pie.
50:12Hmm.
50:14Yes, how cute my wife is.
50:40Ah, here we go, Ramazith's tower.
51:02Hey!
51:04Good eve on you and yours, my friend.
51:08Might I have you here?
51:12Even the most prolific adventurer must take some time to rest.
51:22Yep.
51:24I'm gone.
51:26Tell me, you're like family to me.
51:28I mean it.
51:30The unadventurous life isn't worth living.
51:38Whatcha want?
51:42Heya!
51:44Everyone's beefy.
51:54Maybe it's time for a quick nap.
51:58Nobody can hear you when you're over there.
52:08Okie doke.
52:12Is that calm?
52:18I care not.
52:24Huh?
52:25Alright.
52:26You're catching a bad case of gotcha.
52:32Need me?
52:33Yep.
52:36Yes?
52:37My blade will cut you down to size.
52:42Whatever they need.
52:44Not a problem.
53:02What's the story?
53:04Whatcha want?
53:06They wish my ear.
53:08What is your bidding?
53:10They call.
53:12Tell me.
53:21Fine and dandy.
53:30Move one step.
53:31Move two steps.
53:32Dining hair almost dies.
53:33Move three steps.
53:34Dining hair almost dies.
53:39Ok, let's see.
53:40Good luck.
53:41Be a lady.
53:56Aha!
53:57Got it.
53:58There we go.
53:59Amy now has a proper 18 intellect.
54:14I'm like really smart now you guys.
54:19Heya.
54:20Oh you bet.
54:21Yep.
54:22Right.
54:23You're like family to me.
54:24I mean it.
54:25The unadventurous life is not okie doke.
54:29Gotcha.
54:30Hey Ramazith.
54:31Thanks for letting me just rob you fucking blind.
54:37Ha ha ha ha.
54:38Yeah he was.
54:39Ha ha ha ha ha.
54:40Ha ha ha.
54:41Ha ha ha ha.
54:42You're like family to me. I mean it. The unadventurous life is not okey-doke. Gotcha.
54:51Hey Ramazith, uh, thanks for letting me just, uh, rob you fucking blind.
55:05Um, yeah, it looks like we're gonna have to do this another time. Seems like everybody's
55:12gonna have to do this. See y'all.
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