00:00The End
00:30The End
01:00You've made wonderful progress, Harley.
01:19You've passed your competency hearing, and tomorrow you'll be released mentally sane and sound.
01:25Whee! Wahoo! Whoopee! Yay! Yay! Yay!
01:29Uh, I mean, thank you, Dr. Leland.
01:32That's okay. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.
01:36Unhand me!
01:37I just wish the other inmates could make your sort of progress.
01:41I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me in witless terror!
01:46Hi, Professor Crane.
01:48Good evening, child.
01:50Worship me, fools! Worship me! Scream Hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible god of fear!
01:59I think he's getting better.
02:00I hear you're getting out tomorrow.
02:04You got a problem with that?
02:07Congratulations.
02:11Yeah, so I made a few mistakes. I've got my head back together, and I'm gonna live my life right.
02:17For your sake, I hope so.
02:29I'll show you. Starting tomorrow, you'll see I am just as sane as anybody.
02:36Oh, my lord!
02:37Gee, what's wrong with them?
02:52Knew I shouldn't have worn this outfit. It's so out of style, it's growing mold.
02:57I probably look like a total geek.
03:00Come on, babies. We're going shopping!
03:16I love it!
03:18That makes one of us.
03:20Really, Brucie? A man of your social standing needs a woman like me to keep you in step with the latest trends.
03:26Who dresses you, anyway? Alfred?
03:28Alfred? Well, actually...
03:33Excuse me, miss. You can't bring those things in here!
03:38It's okay. Your house broken.
03:43Oh!
03:45Ah!
03:50Ah!
03:53Are you all right?
03:58Wow!
03:58I never saw them do that before.
04:01Hey, don't I know you?
04:04I don't think so.
04:06Something about that chin.
04:09I know!
04:10You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire!
04:14Hmm, unattached, I see.
04:18Ahem.
04:20May I help you, miss?
04:21Uh-oh.
04:22Enter the jealous girlfriend.
04:24Hey, remember me, that big charity bash a few years back? The one the Joker robbed? I was the clown girl holding the gun on ya!
04:32Oh, don't worry, I'm over the crime thing, see?
04:34Oh, don't worry, I'm over the crime thing, see?
04:41I'm rehabilitated and ready to live my life right!
04:45How nice for you. Goodbye.
04:47Gee, you make one little mistake and they never let you forget.
04:54All I'm looking for is a fair chance to start over. That's not asking too much, is it?
05:00Why? No.
05:02Miss?
05:03I just want to live a normal life without some cop always pouncin' on me.
05:07Hey, what's the deal?
05:09Hold it.
05:10I didn't do anything.
05:11That's a security alarm. Just give me back.
05:17That's my dress. I paid for it fair and square.
05:21I know. Just let me remove the security tag and...
05:25It's a frame-up, a fix. You ain't taking me back to the slammer, John Law.
05:33A fix! You ain't taking me back to the slammer, John Law!
05:45What in heaven?
05:46Stay here.
05:51She ran in there.
05:53Oh my, did you see that?
05:55Oh!
05:56Miss? Please. I'm sure this has all been a simple misunderstanding.
06:04You don't want to mess things up on your first day out, do you?
06:08Miss?
06:13I tried to play by the rules, but no, they wouldn't let me go straight. Society is to blame.
06:21Back off, rich boy. I'm armed.
06:26I'm armed.
06:30Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:33Scoot over, Tuts. I'm driving.
06:36Come to mommy!
06:37Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:46Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:49Ah!
06:50Ah!
06:51Ah!
06:52Ah!
06:53Ah!
06:54Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:57Ah!
06:58Ah!
06:59Ah!
07:04Ah!
07:06Ah!
07:08Ah!
07:09Ah!
07:10Bruce Wayne allowed a crazy woman in a clown suit to kidnap my Veronica? Wayne did what
07:15he could, General Freeland. And for what it's worth, I don't think Harley Quinn means to
07:19hurt Veronica. This is her first day out of Arkham, and the threat of being sent back
07:23probably spooked her. I want action, Gordon, not excuses. My daughter's in danger. I need
07:28SWAT teams, helicopters, full military backup. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. All I want is my little
07:38Veronica return safe and sound. If you could just give this old soldier a moment to compose
07:44himself. Certainly, sir.
07:58Lieutenant, General Freeland here. I'm calling a cold red.
08:05Sounds like Harley didn't waste any time getting into trouble.
08:08She's good at that. Still, I think she really wanted her to do right this time. If we
08:16can find her first, maybe we can stop her from ruining her chance.
08:22According to the scanner, your car should be right about here.
08:26I got you now.
08:38Please, Miss Clown.
08:59Call me Harley. Everyone does. Please, Harley, let me go. I'm rich. I'll pay whatever you
09:05want if you'll just...
09:06Uh-oh. Company.
09:09Hi, B-Man. Wanna race? Stop the car. Now. I think not. We want to help you sort this out
09:22before it gets worse. Sure, like you helped poor Professor Crane last night. Sorry, boys.
09:28You ain't taking me back to Arkham.
09:34Ah!
09:36Ah!
09:38Ah!
09:48I'm gonna get that little kook if it's the last thing I ever do.
09:51The scanner says she's headed for the south side.
09:57Probably to someone who can hide her until the heat's off.
10:06The last time I seen you, you not only ruined my club, but brought the freaking Batman down
10:11on my head as well. Give me one good reason I do not dust you right now.
10:15No sweat, toots. Boxy will take care of us. That's what I'm afraid of.
10:33So, how soon can you sneak me out of town?
10:37Leave us not be hasty. We have a friendship to renew and Miss Moneybags to ransom off.
10:42Oh, no. We can't do that. See, I'm giving up the crime thing. I only grabbed her because
10:52I needed a car. Once I'm gone, she goes home safe and sound.
10:59I'm calling the shots here, sugar. Anyone says different has to go through me. Got it?
11:04Got it.
11:05You've stuck your cape into my business for the last time.
11:17Take him, boys.
11:20All right, get him! Get him! Come on!
11:22Hey, stop! Get away! Get away! Get out of there!
11:24We're safe, thank goodness!
11:48Back off, freak. Or the dame's history.
11:51Get your own hostage!
11:55Get your own hostage!
11:55Sorry, doll. As we gamblers say,
12:24you just crapped out.
12:34Any last words?
12:35Just one.
12:37BABIES!
12:40Play nice with your new chew toy!
12:43A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
12:58Ah!
12:59Ah!
13:00Harley's gone again so has Bennett did you mean what you said back there about
13:26sending me home sure you're a good kid and i do kind of feel a little bit responsible for all this
13:33no kidding
13:38so what'll happen to you if i'm lucky i'll make it out of town before bats holds my hiney back to the
13:44bin can't you explain that it was all just a mistake with my past i don't even believe it myself
13:56look let's make a deal you get me out of this alive and i'll drop all the charges
14:04yeah hey you're all right toads for the first time today i think things are finally looking up
14:26you're in the car release your hostage you're bleeding daddy daddy
14:43wait what are you doing that's my father no that's your father in a tank
14:56no you don't
15:08all units suspect twin has been sighted headed for gossip city square
15:38oh great
16:06not to now you screwy little trouble-making clown
16:30veronica
16:37hey bird boy look alive oh well that's my good deed for the day bye wait
16:50my little girl i was so worried i noticed
17:08leaving so soon boxy you got nothing on me
17:11i'm sure i'm sure i can find something move it
17:25you don't know when to quit you listen to me all the work you've done your freedom if you run away you'll lose them harley
17:40you're so close to winning back your real life why risk it now
17:48i'm having a bad day i'm sick of people trying to shoot me run me over and blow me up
17:54i didn't even get to keep my new dress and i actually paid for it
18:08i tried to be good i really did but if that's not good enough fine
18:21let's get back to basics
18:35talk about grasping at straws oh well at least i'm going out on a joke
18:57i think i made a mess on your cape
19:09home again home again jiggity jig
19:21not for too long though miss vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges with a little more hard work
19:27you should be ready to re-enter society for good yay there's one thing i gotta know
19:33how'd you stay with me all day risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble
19:38i know what it's like to try and rebuild a life
19:43i had a bad day too once
19:48nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days
19:51call me don't press your luck
20:21uh what are you looking at
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