00:00I don't know.
01:30No presents, no fun, no nothing.
01:33Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?
01:35What?
01:36And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?
01:41Ah!
01:41But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty.
01:44Oh, please, please, please.
01:46Please!
01:46Calm down, Harl.
01:50I've got a little plan that will make this the happiest holiday ever.
01:54So tell me, Bruce, what does Gotham's most eligible bachelor have planned for the holidays?
02:06Skiing in the Alps?
02:07Sunning in the Bahamas?
02:09And more importantly, who's he taking?
02:12Actually, I was planning on a quiet Christmas alone, Veronica.
02:15Really?
02:15I wouldn't tell them that.
02:18Who's them?
02:19Bruce!
02:21You're standing under the mistletoe.
02:33Cheers.
02:34Now, ladies.
02:44Isn't it true?
02:48Bye!
02:49Bye!
02:49Bye!
02:50Bye!
02:50See you!
02:51Bye!
02:51Bye!
02:52Bye!
02:52Bye!
02:54May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?
02:56No, thanks.
02:57I have my own car.
02:58Oh, but we insist!
03:09Season's greetings, Brucie.
03:11Your two favorite party girls are out for some Christmas fun.
03:14Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party.
03:27Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor to treat us to a holiday shopping spree.
03:45Whoopee!
03:45Race you to the shoe department, Red!
03:47You're on!
04:14It's a holiday.
04:15Oh, boy!
04:27Oh, boy!
04:30Ah!
04:33Ha ha ha ha!
04:34What?
04:35No.
04:35No.
04:36No.
04:36No.
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:37No.
04:38No.
04:39No.
04:40No.
04:40No.
04:41No.
04:42No.
04:42No.
04:43No.
04:44Please?
05:08No.
05:14Step lively there, Brucie.
05:30Look! Pianos!
05:32I've had just about enough of this.
05:35I think the stuff is wearing off.
05:37Can't have that. Give him another shot.
05:42Ride-a-roonie!
05:43Give me some sugar, baby.
05:46No. Not again!
05:51Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
05:54We... we killed him.
05:58Oh, well.
05:59We were going to do it anyway.
06:01We got his credit cards. What's to worry?
06:03So, where to now?
06:17Any place is fine by me, as long as it's away from that guy.
06:21Quick, in the toy store.
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh.
06:29No!
06:29No!
06:37Oh...
06:37Uh...
06:38Hmm.
07:08I'll bet you've been a good little bad boy this year.
07:16Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list.
07:20Come on up and get your presents!
07:33Merry Christmas, darling.
07:38Ugh!
07:46And Happy New Year, chump!
07:59Aw, gee, Harley. You broke our new toy.
08:02Bye-bye, Betsy!
08:08Bye-bye, Betsy!
08:10Oh, my God.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16Oh, my God!
08:20Oh, my God!
08:22No!
08:24Yeah!
08:26Well, here's your stupid tree.
08:41You happy?
08:43Yeah.
08:56It's perfect.
09:06Dad will love it.
09:14I've heard of kids being afraid of Santa, but they've been crying all day.
09:23Ah, you big crybaby.
09:26Next!
09:27I don't believe it.
09:29You know, you could be a little more jolly, Saint Nick.
09:32Give me a break, Montoya.
09:33This is the lamest stakeout I've ever been on.
09:36We'd better get some lead on this invisible shoplifter soon, or...
09:39You're not the real Santa Claus.
09:43Sure I am.
09:44Want to see my gun?
09:45Ow!
09:46My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa.
09:55Can you bring my daddy home for Christmas?
09:57Gee, kid, I don't know.
09:59Where is your pop?
09:59In prison.
10:01You mean your dad is mad dog?
10:04I mean, Mike McSweeney?
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Poor kid.
10:08I sent a old man up the river three months ago.
10:11Listen, kiddo, it's like this.
10:12Yeah, I'd like to help you out, but, uh, uh, uh, uh, what I mean is, sometimes even Santa
10:20can't make every wish come true.
10:22Ah, here, kid.
10:25Buy yourself something nice.
10:27Thank you, Santa.
10:29Can I buy something for my daddy, too?
10:31As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?
10:46Wait a minute.
10:49Hold it right there, young man.
10:52And, uh, a bag of marbles, and, uh, football, and, uh, army man, and, uh, a monster, and,
11:05wake up, Harvey, we're on.
11:07And, uh, a speedboat, and, uh, elbow!
11:15Stop!
11:20Hold it!
11:22Hold it!
11:25Hey, kid!
11:30Oh!
11:31Police!
11:33Oh, oh, oh!
11:35Oh, those chicken whiskies!
11:42Ho, ho, ho!
11:44Mother of Dios!
11:45Clayface!
11:46All this freak, I will drill you!
12:16Ooh, you're scaring me, Tubby.
12:23Great thing about being a shapeshifter. I can blend in with the crowd outside, make my getaway, and rip off some other joint.
12:33Once you two are out of the way, ain't gonna be no one to stop me.
12:36Don't bet on it, gruesome!
12:46Run! Clear the area, now!
13:01Aim high!
13:03Don't waste your ammo on him! Shoot the Santa!
13:07You wouldn't.
13:08Not you, dope! That's Santa!
13:10๋ฐ์!
13:19Argh!
13:22Argh!
13:23Argh!
13:24Argh!
13:26Ah!
13:27Whew!
13:29Well, so much for Frosty the Lawn Cigar
13:35Let's get a cup of Joe
13:36Not so fast, Santa
13:38We still have to recover the evidence
13:40Oh, no
13:41Oh, yes
13:42Roll up those sleeves
13:44Ho, ho, ho
13:46The ball is snapped
13:55Altieri fades back
13:58Looking for an opening
13:59Hi-ho, couch potatoes
14:04I'm interrupting the toilet bowl
14:06To bring you my very special New Year's resolution
14:09Starting tonight at midnight
14:13I, your loving Uncle Joker
14:15Do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year
14:20Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast
14:22To bump off a few more of you today
14:25Hysterical
14:31As to who, how, and when
14:34Let's make that a game
14:37A countdown of victims that will end at midnight
14:40Unless our dear dark night stops me first
14:43Joker broadcasts that message at noon.
14:49Since then, only one victim has turned up.
14:56Dr. John Erickson, a pioneer in sonic research at Goth Corp.
15:00Says here he was working on some special weapon.
15:02A sort of sonic bomb.
15:04Once activated, the device releases waves of hypersound,
15:07strong enough to kill anyone within earshot,
15:10unless they're wearing these special mufflers.
15:12Joker's got the bomb, and he's going to use it tonight.
15:16He promised a countdown of victims,
15:18and there's no bigger countdown on New Year's Eve
15:20than at Gotham Square.
15:34I love New Year's Eve.
15:36So many happy faces.
15:40How's it coming, boys?
15:42All set, boss.
15:43We hooked up the boombox just like you told us.
15:46Once the bell reaches the clock,
15:48everyone's getting a real bad earache.
15:50I really have to congratulate myself on this one.
15:56It's almost magic time, and Batman is nowhere in sight.
16:00Of course, he does have that annoying habit of spoiling my fun at the last minute.
16:05So, I wisely stocked up on party favors.
16:08You're sure he'll be here?
16:22With murder on this scale, Joker will be close by to enjoy his handiwork.
16:26Even in this crowd, he'll stick out like a sore thumb.
16:29Not only has Joker found the perfect hiding place,
16:50he's fixed it so all his victims will die with a smile.
16:53There.
17:07Those clowns are wearing sound mufflers.
17:09Sometimes when it hits him, buddy.
17:11Sometimes the clowns are while driving a little guy.
17:12Unfortunately, he's four- Marion Lend christie room.
17:16No!
17:17Damn!
17:18Oh!
17:21Damn!
17:29Ah!
17:29Oh, my God.
17:59Batman!
18:09Batman!
18:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha, poor bats!
18:19That champagne went right to your head!
18:22Now you'll miss the big countdown!
18:25Ten!
18:27Nine!
18:29Eight!
18:30Seven!
18:32Six!
18:35Five!
18:37Four!
18:39Three!
18:42Two!
18:43One!
18:46Five!
18:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:54Oh no.
18:55Ouch.
19:25Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should old acquaintance be forgot and days of old lang syne.
19:44Sorry, fellas. Closing time.
19:46But we want to sing.
19:48So start practicing for St. Paddy's Day.
19:51Hey, hey, hey.
19:52Happy New Year, Commish.
19:55I heard your buddy had a rough night. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't show this time.
20:00And break our tradition? In fact, unless I miss my guess, that's him now.
20:10How's it on?
20:11Better than the Jokers.
20:13Close one this time.
20:14Hmm. They're all close ones.
20:17Well, here's to survival. Hopefully we'll be doing this again next New Year's Eve.
20:22Hopefully.
20:24And now, Joe, if I could get one of your famous cheese steaks to go, I'll be ready to call it a night.
20:30I'll be waiting for you.
20:32One of these years, I'm going to beat him to the check.
20:35I'll be waiting for you.
20:37Well, we'll see you soon.
20:39Oh, you're myุณุจ 52th story.
20:41We'll see you soon.
20:42Doctor Noises.
20:43You're gonna see up there.
20:44Check out!
20:44We'll set the check, out right here.
20:45Oh, you're welcome.
20:46Oh, no!
20:46Yeah.
20:47We'll see you soon.
20:48See you now!
20:50Oh, a while...
20:51Look at this one.
20:52Go home, mourn, mourn...
20:53The ะฝะตะฑ
20:59Boy, mourn...
20:59picture's a sรป็ ะธะทะฒะตััful alive in ัะฐััะธ.
21:01Very small, children.
