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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:02:00Come on, don't lag behind, Edward. Young people and dogs require plenty of exercise.
00:02:16I'd rather be Mr. Toad in his motor car. Poof, poof! Come on, Emma. You can be Molly. What sort of story is it?
00:02:25It's a winter story.
00:02:28But it all began the summer before, after the Battle of Toad Hall. Mole, Rat, Badger and Otto were leading normal lives again.
00:02:40And Toad was not only keeping his solemn promise to give up motor cars, but was doing a good deed by offering hospitality to Mole's recently orphaned nephew.
00:02:52Oh, it's a game for men of intellect, nephew Mole. Atmospheric conditions. Geometry. I mean, pishtush to the internal combustion engine. No, no, no.
00:03:04Well, within the year, I shall be...
00:03:08The...
00:03:09What, Mr. Toad?
00:03:24Huh?
00:03:26Oh, uh, uh, uh, world champion. Good boy.
00:03:34For...
00:03:35Did you mean to do that, sir?
00:03:41Uh...
00:03:42I think it's time you packed your bags, Laddie. Hmm?
00:03:45And nephew Mole did go back to Mole End, where weeks, months, slow seasons passed.
00:04:10Sometimes, kindly Uncle Mole thought a certain young animal was outstaying his welcome.
00:04:19Oh, drat! Oh, bother! Oh, blow!
00:04:25Set him up again?
00:04:27Certainly not.
00:04:28I'll let you win.
00:04:29Hang draughts. What I want is...
00:04:33Yes?
00:04:35Oh, I just want it to be spring, so things can start happening again.
00:04:44Hello? Hello?
00:04:50I... I knew it was madness, fitting a new door open to the world.
00:04:55One respectable creature on a night like this...
00:04:58You're brave, Uncle. Mr Rat told me how you fought.
00:05:03Brave when necessary. Foolhardy. Never.
00:05:07Hello? Hello?
00:05:12What?
00:05:17Portly!
00:05:18Let me in, Mr Mole.
00:05:20Portly? Mr Otter's boy.
00:05:23Come in, lad.
00:05:25A small nip of slow and blackberry.
00:05:28You've no coat. You must be frozen to the marrow.
00:05:33Oh, sit you down.
00:05:35You... you're bleeding.
00:05:37Now then, what's happened?
00:05:40A little more, please.
00:05:42Something awful's happened, hasn't it?
00:05:44I... he...
00:05:46Yes?
00:05:47You... we...
00:05:48Try to tell me.
00:05:50It... it's just a long way.
00:05:52Quite so, poor fellow, but...
00:05:55I say, small nip.
00:05:58That's strong stuff.
00:06:01He said...
00:06:03I think Mole...
00:06:04Who said? It's important.
00:06:06Rat did.
00:06:08Said Mole... must come.
00:06:17Let this be a lesson.
00:06:19Sorry, Uncle.
00:06:20What'll we do?
00:06:22Not we, my lad.
00:06:24I...
00:06:26You will stay here until that wretched youth wakes up.
00:06:29I, meanwhile, shall go to Rat's house.
00:06:32Not tonight, Uncle.
00:06:34Wait till morning.
00:06:35Till morning?
00:06:36Till morning?
00:06:37Would Rat wait till morning if you...
00:06:39Better take this.
00:06:41Good thinking.
00:06:54To the rescue!
00:06:56Coming, Ratty!
00:07:01Leave when necessary, foolhardy.
00:07:05Where is the door?
00:07:06There's a draught.
00:07:07Must get to Rat's house by hook or by crook.
00:07:20Oh, my.
00:07:21I'll get lost.
00:07:22Think well.
00:07:24What would Ratty do?
00:07:26Of course.
00:07:27Navigate.
00:07:29The barn?
00:07:30The barn?
00:07:31In the style?
00:07:32Hold on, old friend.
00:07:33Hold on, old friend.
00:07:34Hold on, old friend.
00:07:35The river.
00:07:36Rat's house.
00:07:37So near.
00:07:38Ratty!
00:07:39Ratty!
00:07:40Too far to go round by the bridge.
00:07:41The river.
00:07:42Rat's house.
00:07:43So near.
00:07:44Ratty!
00:07:46Too far to go round by the bridge.
00:07:53The river.
00:07:54Rat's house.
00:08:02So near.
00:08:03Ratty!
00:08:04Too far to go round by the bridge.
00:08:09On my way, Ratty!
00:08:39Oh, my God!
00:09:09Help! Help! Help me!
00:09:15Wake up, Reggie! Wake up! My lad's missing!
00:09:45Last night, when we were so enjoying ourselves, and I said wish Moly were here, do you suppose he...
00:10:01Portly's so impulsive, but there's been a fearful blizzard, and I'm worried, old chap.
00:10:06You're right to be, Otter. At this dream, the river telling me something was wrong.
00:10:15No sign of life. The fire's out. Rum. Don't like the look of it.
00:10:27Mole? Mole's not here.
00:10:31Portly! Thank heavens you're safe, son.
00:10:35Yeah, but where's Mole? And where's his nephew?
00:10:38Speak up, boy. Get that fire going. Leave this to me.
00:10:44Listen here. Something's terribly wrong. What's happened?
00:10:48I don't really know.
00:10:50Come, come. Where now is Mole?
00:10:53Gone to rescue you.
00:10:55Rescue? Me? And where now is nephew?
00:11:00Gone to rescue Mole. What?
00:11:02Mr. Rat!
00:11:04Mr. Rat!
00:11:05Rat!
00:11:11Oh, my brave uncle. What would he have me do?
00:11:21Oh dear. Such awful writing.
00:11:25Nephew Mole!
00:11:26Nephew Mole!
00:11:27What is it? A map?
00:11:32His will.
00:11:33And so they knew that Mole was gone,
00:11:37and that his valiant attempt to reach Rat's house
00:11:40had come to a bitter end in the smashed ice
00:11:43and pitiless waters of the swollen river.
00:11:46The truest friend I ever had.
00:11:51The bravest chap I ever knew.
00:11:53Maybe he's survived somehow.
00:11:57Perhaps he's...
00:11:58The river's never failed to talk to me.
00:12:03In all her moods, in good times and bad times.
00:12:06Even in the warm, lazy calm of summer.
00:12:08When I tired of her,
00:12:09and wanted the shade of trees,
00:12:10and the hub and buzz of secluded places,
00:12:12she was always waiting.
00:12:13Talk to me, she'd say,
00:12:14and you shall be answered.
00:12:16A privilege for you to witness this time.
00:12:20And the hub and buzz of secluded places, but she was always waiting.
00:12:25Talk to me, she'd say.
00:12:28And you shall be answered.
00:12:43A privilege for you to witness this, my lad.
00:12:50Oh, Mole's alive, but not well.
00:12:54Needs help.
00:12:56Go and get Portly, muster a search party and comb the bank.
00:12:59I'll row nephew upriver to Badger's. He'll drum up help.
00:13:01What about Mr. Toad?
00:13:03Toad? At a time like this?
00:13:05Huh, no fear.
00:13:07The best way Toad can help is to stay at home.
00:13:15Oh, I see, fellow. Can't you get a move on?
00:13:18I've been waiting months for this.
00:13:20Can't start her up and fly her safe, she has.
00:13:23You fly her?
00:13:25Oh, no, no, no, no, no, chubby.
00:13:27You may start her up, but I shall take the controls.
00:13:31Can't allow that, sir.
00:13:33We can't allow it.
00:13:35Whose lovely aeropane is it, anyway?
00:13:37Not say by tester first, then teaches you how to fly.
00:13:42Teach me how to fly?
00:13:45Already know it all.
00:13:47That's enough for a test run.
00:13:53Come on.
00:13:54Come on.
00:13:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:14:06Oh, bah.
00:14:08It's a dud.
00:14:10Oh, order me another van.
00:14:11Got to have patience, Mr. Toad.
00:14:15Patience?
00:14:16I am the most patient fellow in England.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:25What can it be, Mr. Rat?
00:14:28Probably some nonsense up at Toad Hall.
00:14:31Never mind.
00:14:32Must press on to badgers.
00:14:33What kind of nonsense?
00:14:35Toad nonsense.
00:14:36Toad nonsense.
00:14:36Toad nonsense.
00:14:38Toad nonsense.
00:14:40Toad nonsense.
00:14:41Stand aside.
00:14:50Oh, sir.
00:14:51You think.
00:14:53Oh, I didn't get where I am today by thinking.
00:14:56Action.
00:14:57Onwards and upwards.
00:14:59Your honour.
00:15:02My what?
00:15:05Uranus.
00:15:06I beg you.
00:15:08A great man like you.
00:15:11Yeah, go on.
00:15:13So important.
00:15:15So, uh, extraordinary.
00:15:18Yeah.
00:15:19Hmm?
00:15:28Here they come, you.
00:15:30Nothing to worry about.
00:15:32Hmm.
00:15:32The fearsome rat and I know you have reason not to like us, even less the mighty mole.
00:15:39But remember, we treated you fairly.
00:15:41Now mole is in danger.
00:15:44If you bring him home safe,
00:15:48you'll partake of high tea with Mr. Badger himself.
00:15:55Oh, get us more than a tea party.
00:15:58Hmm.
00:15:59And?
00:16:02You receive a letter of forgiveness from Mr. Toad for past runs.
00:16:05Hmm.
00:16:06In addition to...
00:16:09In addition to not being driven from the wild wood.
00:16:12Forward!
00:16:15Lord, look, look, look, look, stand clear, or I shall be obliged to knock you down.
00:16:22Not if you was the Prince of Wales is self.
00:16:25I want to fly!
00:16:27I will fly!
00:16:29Can't allow it, Your Worship.
00:16:31But the whole point is that I, Toad of Toad Hall, should be seen to be flying it.
00:16:39That can be arranged if you...
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44You as my cushion plus your own.
00:16:48And I keeps me head down.
00:16:50Oh.
00:16:51Me up.
00:16:53You down.
00:16:55Splendid.
00:16:57Especially if you as this.
00:17:01A parachute?
00:17:02No, I don't need it, will I?
00:17:05Course not.
00:17:06There goes a great aviator.
00:17:10What knows how to do things proper.
00:17:13That's what folks will say.
00:17:16Ratty.
00:17:17No.
00:17:20Badger.
00:17:23Is majesty in Windsor Castle?
00:17:27Oh, there flies the intrepid Mr. Toad, my dear.
00:17:31Oh, do remind me to give him a nice wood or two.
00:17:36Follow the river.
00:17:37I see some of the, uh, the little people.
00:17:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:45Oh, come on.
00:17:47Faster.
00:17:48Faster.
00:17:51Fire.
00:17:54And...
00:17:54Whoa.
00:17:59Whoa.
00:18:01Get a light.
00:18:03Out.
00:18:04Oh, yes.
00:18:15Pilot Chapel.
00:18:16You see that crowd?
00:18:18What I want you to do is this.
00:18:21Water's still rising.
00:18:23Wherever Moe got washed up will be under flood.
00:18:26Which means the worst.
00:18:28You see that crowd is in the most own.
00:18:42Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:43Faster.
00:18:44Faster.
00:18:45Now, let's give him a complete glimpse of my ghost self.
00:18:50What is that thing?
00:19:01Not what, Badger? Who?
00:19:07I see you, fellow!
00:19:12Are you thinking...
00:19:14Yes, it's an abomination.
00:19:17Which could be put to good use.
00:19:20In search for who?
00:19:22Continue the search.
00:19:23Mr. Badger and I shall go and requisition...
00:19:25Toad's infernal contraption.
00:19:27Oh, what's that?
00:19:34No on petrol!
00:19:38Back to base!
00:19:41Oh no! No, they'll spoil my fun!
00:19:44They always do!
00:19:49Oh, hello, you chaps!
00:20:02Scoundrel! Wretched, raving, irresponsible animal!
00:20:06You should be horse-wipped!
00:20:08Get down at once and take off that ridiculous outfit!
00:20:16I'll deal with you in due course.
00:20:18But first, this preposterous machine must be used to search for Mole.
00:20:22He's in the gravest danger.
00:20:24Mole? In danger?
00:20:27I shall conduct reconnaissance.
00:20:29Got the hang of this flying lark now?
00:20:31Deluded fool. This competent aviator will pilot the machine. Rat will be the observer.
00:20:37But...
00:20:38As you wish, Badger.
00:20:44Needs more juice, Gov. Nearly empty.
00:20:47Right, maps!
00:20:52Oh, poor Mole.
00:20:54All my resources shall be put to his aid.
00:20:57You follow me to my summer house.
00:21:00Yes, I keep all my maps in there.
00:21:05Are you happy about this, Ratty?
00:21:10All looks very ramshackle to me.
00:21:12Not a bit as well-founded as our sturdy little boat.
00:21:14I do anything for Mole, Badger. You know I would.
00:21:31I wish that pilot would hurry up.
00:21:33I know nothing about these newfangled things, Xuxretti.
00:21:37My advice is hold you tight.
00:21:39That's it, sir. I don't care.
00:21:50What about the petrol?
00:21:52Petrol?
00:21:53Me a detail, little boy!
00:21:56Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:58Ratty!
00:21:59Jump out! Jump out!
00:22:07Here we go!
00:22:08Imbissile creature!
00:22:10Imbissile creature!
00:22:22Look, Ratty!
00:22:23No hands!
00:22:25Ha ha ha!
00:22:26Can't say I didn't keep my promise!
00:22:29No more slow, little bit account for two!
00:22:32No thinking, funky things, though!
00:22:35Up here! Up here, up here, this space!
00:22:37No means, look where you're going!
00:22:39No means, look where you're going!
00:22:46What kind of stupid trees?
00:22:48Cut them all down, I say!
00:22:50Seriously, you're a rough mediator!
00:22:53Don't!
00:22:54I am loyal!
00:22:56No, I'm loyal!
00:22:57No!
00:22:58I'm not more clouds!
00:22:59No, no!
00:23:02No!
00:23:04Come!
00:23:05Don't mean?
00:23:06No!
00:23:07Ha ha ha!
00:23:08Ha ha!
00:23:09This is the life of you, child.
00:23:12Free as the birds, eh?
00:23:14Can you please?
00:23:21Those rules would make you hear me.
00:23:22Though I might die, let no be safe and well.
00:23:26Let him be found unharmed by my dear friends
00:23:28and be looked after by his next group.
00:23:29Look what I'm doing now, rat!
00:23:32Isn't it fun?
00:23:34Help!
00:23:35Ratty!
00:23:39Help!
00:23:50Ratty!
00:23:52Ratty!
00:23:55Poor dear ratty.
00:24:05That must be the beyond.
00:24:15Oh dear little blowboat, wait for me with Moly in the beyond.
00:24:31Reckless manslaughter!
00:24:41You'll pay for this chance, though you surely will!
00:24:45Very sorry will!
00:25:04Must find Mole.
00:25:05Wonder where my boat is.
00:25:07Otter and badger.
00:25:09Oh!
00:25:10Yes!
00:25:11I know where you are, Toad!
00:25:13And you can go hang!
00:25:16You can go hang!
00:25:19Toad, you shall hang!
00:25:35Oh, Toad!
00:25:37Toad!
00:25:38Oh, Toad to heaven and all is right with the world!
00:25:47I need to say, rat's landing safely by his parachute.
00:25:49And they're bound to find Moly before too long.
00:25:52And they can't get me up here!
00:25:54Ha ha! So, I'm up in the air, I'm extraordinaire, I'm king of the sky, above all those down there, I'm famous, intrepid, let poet's life know, to the best and the highest of tales! Ha ha!
00:26:18Oh no, not the courthouse, not that dungeon again!
00:26:40Oh no, why not a nice soft haystack?
00:26:48Against all odds, and in a way he'd never be able to account for, the Mole survived his terrible ordeal, exhausted but unscathed.
00:27:12Still alive.
00:27:14Somehow born to a dry, soft place, all he knew was that he'd dreamed of an endless falling, of gentle hands that saved him, voices calling his name.
00:27:28I'm here!
00:27:38Must rest!
00:27:40Keep Ratty safe.
00:27:52Ow!
00:27:54Ow!
00:27:55Help!
00:27:56Help!
00:27:57Help!
00:27:58Help!
00:27:59Ouch!
00:28:00I see!
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02Stupid plant!
00:28:03Spike me, would you?
00:28:14Spike me, would you?
00:28:15Ha ha!
00:28:16Ha ha!
00:28:17Ha ha!
00:28:18Who there?
00:28:19Gardener Chappie!
00:28:20Come to my aid!
00:28:21I am a person of considerable substance.
00:28:22Money, no object!
00:28:23It is your privilege to serve the celebrated Toad of Toad Hall!
00:28:26Can't ever depend on working classes!
00:28:27Oh!
00:28:28Remarkable indeed, I must say!
00:28:29Oh!
00:28:30Oh!
00:28:31Oh!
00:28:32Ah!
00:28:33Personages of quality!
00:28:35Help!
00:28:36Oh no!
00:28:37Oh no!
00:28:38Oh no!
00:28:39Oh no!
00:28:40Oh no!
00:28:41Oh no!
00:28:42Oh no!
00:28:43Oh no!
00:28:44Oh no!
00:28:45Oh no!
00:28:46Oh no!
00:28:47Oh no!
00:28:48Oh no!
00:28:49Oh no!
00:28:50Oh no!
00:28:51Oh no!
00:28:52Oh no!
00:28:53Oh no!
00:28:54Oh no!
00:28:55Oh no!
00:28:56Oh no!
00:28:57Don't help!
00:28:58It was you who flung me into the deepest dungeon in England!
00:29:00I'm sure you'll admire this tree, my lord.
00:29:03Only one of its kind in England.
00:29:05Therefore, well protected against vandalism.
00:29:07Eh, Commissioner?
00:29:08Oh!
00:29:09Were it damaged, I'd not expect the criminal to find mercy in your court, Judge!
00:29:14Ha ha ha!
00:29:16But first, you would smite him!
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I see, Judge, that you keep tropical beasts in here.
00:29:24To fertilize the blooms, I take it, eh?
00:29:27Insects?
00:29:28Spiders?
00:29:29That kind of thing?
00:29:30Spiders?
00:29:31I had in mind something rather larger.
00:29:34Fruit bats?
00:29:36Snakes?
00:29:37A few?
00:29:38No, Judge.
00:29:39Larger still.
00:29:41Larger than snakes?
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:44The game's up, old boy.
00:29:46I mean, better a dungeon than be eaten alive by horrid creepy crawlies.
00:29:51One!
00:29:52Oh!
00:29:56Or breaking every bone in my beautiful body.
00:29:59Oh, creepy sirs!
00:30:01I am an intrepid aviator who has fallen upon a predicament.
00:30:06It's that courageous pilot.
00:30:08Who ensured his machine did not crash upon our town.
00:30:12A local hero.
00:30:14A national hero.
00:30:16He saved dozens of lives.
00:30:18You shall be brought down.
00:30:20Then sent down, no doubt.
00:30:22Oh, what if?
00:30:26Oh, wait!
00:30:27Under no circumstances, whatever, may my flying apparel be removed.
00:30:33My...
00:30:34Oxygen in the bloodstream, you know.
00:30:36What?
00:30:37Remove my helmet and I must surely die.
00:30:48Oh, no, no!
00:30:49Oh, no!
00:30:51Oh, no.
00:30:52I must be inside.
00:31:01Ready!
00:31:05Badger!
00:31:06Potter!
00:31:07Say you've come.
00:31:09Of course.
00:31:11I saw you fall.
00:31:12Wonderful invention, the parachute.
00:31:15Like swimming.
00:31:17swimming. Good at that. So you're... you're all right? Are you, Ratty? You don't seem
00:31:24quite yourself. I saw beyond. Yes, quite, quite, yeah. Well, still no trace of Mole
00:31:33and Toad. But I saw Toad. Oh, he'll be all right. Will you come to my house, Rat? Mole
00:31:42still lost, you say? Well and truly. Lost and gone. But the river flows on, I dare
00:31:47say. Understand me, I've seen... Come, at my house you'll be... I've seen... Looked after. Food and rest.
00:31:57But... Best not talk now, Ratty. We have some arrangements to make. Arrangements,
00:32:02Roger? Memorial service for Mole. See how affected Ratty is? A service will help us
00:32:08all come to terms with Mole's passing. Oh, Mole's alive. The river has told me so. You
00:32:15see, too stunned to accept the... Mole's safe and Toad. He always lands on his feet.
00:32:21Toad lives. No mortal wound. No blood. The hero is intact. Despite the
00:32:50extremes of endurance.
00:33:05Splendid. Oh, a stately pile worthy of the honor of a visit by a celebrated aviator. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:16A crawling with judges. And commissioners of police. Oh, ha, ha. However, Toad shall...
00:33:25Uh, who's there? Prendergast, sir. I am very gravely ill. Achoo. His Lordship was of the opinion that you may be ready for a little...
00:33:46Refreshments, sir. Ah, ha, ha, ha. Oh, oh no. No appetite. Still very weak. Ah, ha, ha, ha. Oh, very well. In that case, sir...
00:34:02Well, I might perhaps just peck at some morsel.
00:34:17Wacko! Grab!
00:34:32Ahem. Good day, sir. I trust you slept well?
00:34:56Oh. Not very well.
00:35:01Luncheon is served, sir.
00:35:03Well, what happened to breakfast?
00:35:05You were sleeping so soundly, sir, I thought it best not to disturb you.
00:35:08I left the morning newspapers, however.
00:35:11Ah! I've been cheated!
00:35:13I've...
00:35:14Well, I might just manage the nearest cram.
00:35:20Come on, off with you.
00:35:22Off with you?
00:35:24Well?
00:35:25His lordship desires me to convey his earnest desire
00:35:29that you dine downstairs with him and his company tonight, sir.
00:35:33Oh, tomorrow, maybe.
00:35:35Now that you appear to have made a full recovery.
00:35:39I'm still a sick man.
00:35:43His lordship is most insistent, sir.
00:35:45He's anxious to honour a great and heroic airman.
00:35:52Well, of course, of course.
00:35:54But tell your master that should I dine with him, I must do so dressed as I am.
00:36:02No proper togs, don't you know?
00:36:05You'll find full evening dress in the wardrobe, sir.
00:36:09Huh?
00:36:10Oh, no!
00:36:11I must think!
00:36:12I must think!
00:36:13Um, now, what is the time?
00:36:19The time is now come to give thanks to the life of our dear friend, the moon.
00:36:25We are gathered the very spot where he took leave of his most blameless life.
00:36:31By the light of his lantern, we honour his memory.
00:36:36I'm so cold and hungry.
00:36:38Shh!
00:36:38Wretched animal!
00:36:39Show respect for the dead.
00:36:41It was all my fault.
00:36:43I don't think your uncle's dead.
00:36:44Nor do I, Mr Rat.
00:36:47Although...
00:36:48Now, where was I?
00:36:49Now, ordinary mole, humble mole, who became great and noble mole,
00:36:56whose light will never be seen again.
00:37:01We who had the privilege of being counted the friends of the illustrious mole
00:37:05will never forget his many acts of kindness and hospitality.
00:37:10If I may be permitted a personal reminiscence,
00:37:12I should like to recall a very special occasion of the evening.
00:37:15I can't remember the evening of the evening of the evening,
00:37:19during a summer's evening last year.
00:37:21I am sure that those of you who will have fortunate to have seen
00:37:24throughout the night of this hospitality,
00:37:26need to remind you of the welcomes of the weight of any Christmas
00:37:29that carn and the truth.
00:37:32No need in holding a greater hosticality.
00:37:35You must have joined in that place.
00:37:37It is a super-herbert pair...
00:37:38OK.
00:37:38Pa!
00:37:41Mr. Badger...
00:37:42Mr Rat...
00:37:44Pa!
00:37:46There's a...
00:37:47a...
00:37:48a...
00:37:48a something...
00:37:50coming.
00:37:53Yet the love and generosity of heart enshrined therein...
00:37:56It's... it's a spirit coming to...
00:38:03Follow Mole's shining example, brethren, because be sure your sins will find you out.
00:38:11What is that wetted youth up to now?
00:38:14It's coming to punish me.
00:38:16There, there, son. Not long now.
00:38:19What are you saying?
00:38:21The ghost of Mole, coming to get me.
00:38:26Badger!
00:38:31Run!
00:38:36Unworthy animals! Come back! Come back, I say!
00:38:41I have to come back.
00:38:49Whatever you are, go back whence you came!
00:38:53But Badger!
00:38:55Go hence! We shall lay thy soul in peace.
00:39:00Be gone, spirit. Leave us to mourn the death of Mole.
00:39:04But I am Mole. And I'm not dead. But I'm cold and hungry. And I want cheese on toast and a glass of hot toddy.
00:39:14By George. I do believe it is Mole. The Mole.
00:39:19Of course it's me! Who else would I be?
00:39:23Hello, Rat. So glad you're safe.
00:39:26Why are you all acting so strangely?
00:39:27Why are you all acting so strangely? Anybody think you've seen a ghost?
00:39:35Change my mind. Not cheese on toast. A great big dollop of bubble and squeak.
00:39:41Now I'm sure you are you, reprehensible and dreadful toad. You had better never come down!
00:39:53Lordy, don't go down there. Be clapped in irons before you could say constabulary. But there's no getting out of that dinner with...
00:40:02Toad, old boy, you are a genius! Not only a great aviator, but also the most brilliant and inventive thinker of the modern age!
00:40:20Any age, actually! But above all, a man of action!
00:40:25Grindergast!
00:40:35Sir, sir! Are you all right?
00:40:38Where are you?
00:40:42Oh, there it is. I'll open the window.
00:40:46Fortunately, sir, the chimney sweep has just arrived.
00:40:50Really? Oh, I say! What a lucky happenstance!
00:40:56Yes, I'll have him come at once.
00:40:59Meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to join the company for afternoon tea, sir.
00:41:04His lordship and her leadership and their guests are all agog to meet you.
00:41:10No! Well, that is to say...
00:41:13You can't remain in this smoke-laden atmosphere.
00:41:15Can't I, by George! Well, let me tell you, Prendergast! I've walked unscathed from... from... well, from blazing infernos! Yes, and... I mean, what's a mere puff of... of smoke to a... to a hero?
00:41:33Very well, sir. I'll inform his lordship.
00:41:38No! It... I... well, that is... I... er... oh, oh!
00:41:45Hmm?
00:41:46So?
00:41:47No informing, eh? There's a good chap.
00:41:51You, er... scratch my back, Prendergast.
00:41:55Hmm?
00:41:56Thank you, sir.
00:42:00Phew!
00:42:01I'll, um, make a start then, Governor, yeah?
00:42:05Oh, um, thirsty job, what?
00:42:10Oh, yes, yes, Your Honour, yes, Your Honour, very thirsty.
00:42:14Mind you, mind you, I'm not actually big drinking man, me, but, um...
00:42:18Only afford common beer.
00:42:21Good enough for the common man, sir.
00:42:23There, but champagne for the Lord, eh?
00:42:27Here, have a glass.
00:42:30No, um...
00:42:31Go.
00:42:43Finished yet, sweep?
00:42:45Uh, all done, Your Honourable Mud Ship.
00:42:49Follow me.
00:42:53The Servant's Staircase is that way.
00:43:11Servant's Staircase, indeed!
00:43:13Who knew?
00:43:25What's happening?
00:43:26He's up and coming down!
00:43:28He's up and coming down!
00:43:32What is the matter, girl?
00:43:34It's him, the Great Caronaut.
00:43:36Oh, to think is our appeal, but treat us, what is it?
00:43:42The bravest man there ever lived.
00:43:45Wished his life to save the town.
00:43:47Did I?
00:43:48No, no!
00:43:49No, you're all wrong!
00:43:51Thank you, thank you so much.
00:43:53My dear sir, is there no end to your courage?
00:43:56Oh dear, oh, I do feel a bit funny.
00:43:58Still clearly weak of limb, yet valiantly, you attempt to descend to gracelessly to your presence.
00:44:05You are all deceived!
00:44:14That person is a base imposter, neither more nor less than a drunken common chimney sweep.
00:44:22The true, the peerless aviator extraordinaire and hero is none other than my very humble self!
00:44:37What?
00:44:38I recognise that voice.
00:44:41I've sentenced that villain.
00:44:43That's the infamous Toad.
00:44:46Stop, Toad!
00:44:48In the name of the law!
00:44:50Seize him!
00:44:52Oh, come on, faster, Link!
00:45:11Ha ha!
00:45:12Who shall prevail?
00:45:18Oh no!
00:45:21What do I do?
00:45:23It's not it.
00:45:24It's in the name of the law.
00:45:26Afton.
00:45:27Come on, you idiots.
00:45:29Come on, you scapegoats.
00:45:31Ha!
00:45:31Ha-ha!
00:45:35A bike.
00:45:37Perfect.
00:45:37Ha-ha!
00:45:38Ha-ha-ha!
00:45:42Oh, me fools of them all.
00:45:44Hee-hee!
00:45:45Don't know.
00:45:47In the name of the law.
00:45:48I'm done with you.
00:45:59There'll be nothing left.
00:46:00Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:01Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:06Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:18Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:20Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:21Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:22No, the gulf of waddle will join with an independent air!
00:46:26You can hear the girls declare,
00:46:29He must be a millionaire!
00:46:31Ha-ha!
00:46:31Ha-ha!
00:46:32Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:33Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:34Oh!
00:46:35Oh!
00:46:36Oh!
00:46:37Oh!
00:46:38Oh!
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:42Oh!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:45Oh!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:53Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:55Ah!
00:46:56Sanctuary!
00:46:58And garb!
00:46:59Yum!
00:47:00Yum!
00:47:01Yum-yum!
00:47:05Is that you ducks? Look lively, you children.
00:47:08Hard home from the big house.
00:47:10Your supper's ready, ducks.
00:47:12Boiled bacon and taters, you faggot!
00:47:14And whoop!
00:47:16Very lovely.
00:47:19Hurry up, ducks!
00:47:21Get them boots and working clothes off,
00:47:23and I'll give you back a scrub.
00:47:25Give my bottom what?
00:47:27Here, hold them. You're not half her.
00:47:30Who the devil are you?
00:47:32Well, you see, um...
00:47:34Goodbye.
00:47:50Didn't even close the door, reckless animal.
00:48:00Hello. An American postmark.
00:48:04Well, I'd better keep it for him.
00:48:06Pipe in the attic must have burst during the thaw.
00:48:08It's just this middle part, under the burst.
00:48:10I'll turn it off at the mains.
00:48:26Poor Toad.
00:48:28Not poor. Too much money. Not enough common sense.
00:48:32I still say poor Toad.
00:48:34Toad leaves a charmed life.
00:48:36He'll be washed over.
00:48:38As I was.
00:48:40And I was.
00:48:41His memoirs.
00:48:42I know he was writing very warmly about us all.
00:48:45Even me.
00:48:46Don't say was, Badger.
00:48:48Badger.
00:48:49No. Let's be optimistic.
00:48:51About your party, Badger.
00:48:54No.
00:48:55Nephews had a bright idea.
00:48:57Well, I don't think Mr. Toad of mind, if he borrowed his silverware and crockery,
00:49:02be in safekeeping too.
00:49:04Very well.
00:49:05But the functions will be in memory of Toad.
00:49:09Feckless animal as it was.
00:49:34I'm looking for a sweep. Sweeps is lucky at weddings.
00:49:52Reckon he's the lucky one.
00:49:54He'll be getting lobster and champagne.
00:49:59And how marvellous the happy couple look.
00:50:01Congratulations, my dears.
00:50:03How fortunate for you that I should be here.
00:50:06I'm the luckiest sweep in the country, you know.
00:50:08Oh, yes.
00:50:09In great demand at all the best weddings, christenings, harvest suppers, etc.
00:50:15So delighted, Commissioner, that my son becomes your side-law.
00:50:22Judiciary and constabulary.
00:50:26Perfect match.
00:50:27No hope for criminals now.
00:50:30Uh-oh.
00:50:31No clemency.
00:50:32Hang them all.
00:50:33Now then, a close-up of my good self, perhaps?
00:50:38Yes, now this is my best profile.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44All right.
00:50:45All right.
00:50:46Now, a little bit.
00:50:47That's it.
00:50:52Lovely.
00:50:53That's it.
00:50:54Smile.
00:50:55Hold it.
00:50:57Lovely.
00:50:58All right.
00:50:59All right.
00:51:00That's him what's pretending to be my missing husband.
00:51:04What?
00:51:05Oh, no.
00:51:06It's that common housewife.
00:51:07It's that despicable toad again.
00:51:09Oh, great.
00:51:10Oh, oh.
00:51:11Surround.
00:51:12It's him again.
00:51:13See me.
00:51:14See me.
00:51:15See me.
00:51:16See me.
00:51:17See me.
00:51:18See me.
00:51:19Time slipped by.
00:51:23Winter drew to a close with no news of Toad.
00:51:26And Badger was still in no great hurry to fulfill his promise of a party.
00:51:31Then, one day...
00:51:33Toad's alive.
00:51:34What?
00:51:35Alive.
00:51:36Toad's in a dungeon, awaiting trial.
00:51:38Poor old Toadie.
00:51:40Whatever for?
00:51:41Among other things, suspected murder.
00:51:43Impossible.
00:51:44Murder of a chimney swing.
00:51:47Let's see.
00:51:49Something odd.
00:51:50Goes without saying, Toad's incapable of murder.
00:51:53Manslaughter, perhaps.
00:51:54That's odd.
00:51:56Think what happened to you, owing to his foolhardiness.
00:51:58There is no mention of his flying machine.
00:52:00What can we do?
00:52:02I have a...
00:52:04It's a forlorn hope.
00:52:07Still, for such little as it's worth.
00:52:09The editor, The Times London.
00:52:14In the matter of the impending trial of Mr Toad of Toad Hall...
00:52:20Do no good, of course.
00:52:22Toad's a goner.
00:52:23So...
00:52:24May I presume upon our old friendship in order to ask...
00:52:29Murder!
00:52:30Murder!
00:52:31Murder!
00:52:32Murder!
00:52:33You should leave!
00:52:34I!
00:52:35I!
00:52:36I!
00:52:37I!
00:52:38I!
00:52:39I!
00:52:40I!
00:52:41I!
00:52:42I!
00:52:43I!
00:52:44I!
00:52:45I!
00:52:46I!
00:52:47I!
00:52:48I!
00:52:49I!
00:52:50I!
00:52:51I!
00:52:52I!
00:52:53I!
00:52:54I!
00:52:55I!
00:52:56I!
00:52:57I!
00:52:58I!
00:52:59In final hearing, put on the prisoner.
00:53:02Oh?
00:53:03Oh!
00:53:03Oh!
00:53:04Oh!
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:05Ah!
00:53:05Ah!
00:53:13You are Toad of Toad Hall?
00:53:16Yes.
00:53:17Uh, sir.
00:53:19The infamous Toad of Toad Hall?
00:53:22I...
00:53:23I suppose so.
00:53:25Suppose so?
00:53:26Not a good beginning.
00:53:28Your High Lordships.
00:53:30Is there a lawyer here to represent me?
00:53:33A lawyer?
00:53:35When you have us.
00:53:39Oh, I'm very happy with your Lordships.
00:53:42I'm sure.
00:53:44The prisoner hereby expunges, exterminates, obliterates, and dismisses by his own admission
00:53:50all rights, privileges, prerogatives, powers, and perquisites to be represented and agrees
00:53:56to be interrogated, assessed, tried, considered, examined, and judged without recourse.
00:54:02Eh, Mr. Toad?
00:54:03Yes.
00:54:04Bring the list of charges.
00:54:16Toad of Toad Hall, you will not wish to aggravate your impossible predicament.
00:54:21By wasting the court's time, demanding recital of all 116 charges against you.
00:54:29It being clearly the case that you are miscreant, felon, and a common criminal.
00:54:35From whom society must be protected.
00:54:39Forever and ever.
00:54:41Amen!
00:54:41Let's bring him out!
00:54:45How do you plead?
00:54:46Oh, ever so guilty, your Lordship.
00:54:50To all 116 charges?
00:54:54Yes.
00:54:55Yes.
00:54:57Yes.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:59It is deplorable.
00:55:02There you'll show no sign of remorse.
00:55:04For we have some power to mitigate.
00:55:09Some small expression of shame and regret.
00:55:13Oh, but I am ashamed.
00:55:15And I do feel regret.
00:55:18Not only for those mentioned.
00:55:21But for the others, too.
00:55:24Others?
00:55:25I let down Mole, and I may have been the cause
00:55:28of the death of Rat.
00:55:32Mole?
00:55:35Rat?
00:55:37Who may there be?
00:55:42Friends.
00:55:45Good friends.
00:55:48I didn't mean to leave Mole to die.
00:55:51Or to have Rat fall out of my flying machine.
00:55:54I can assure your Lordships
00:55:56there is no mention anywhere of persons called Rat or Mole.
00:56:00And nor of the alleged flying machine.
00:56:03He's no more an aviator than the Archangel Gabriel,
00:56:06masquerading as a pilot in order to break and enter
00:56:09his Lordship's property.
00:56:11With malice at forethought.
00:56:12In order to vandalize.
00:56:14A rare plant.
00:56:15To wit.
00:56:16A palm tree.
00:56:17And no doubt, with intent to steal my silver.
00:56:21But...
00:56:21But...
00:56:22Mr. Doe?
00:56:23I am an aviator.
00:56:30And I haven't got quite enough silver of my own,
00:56:34thank you very much.
00:56:36So do your very worst,
00:56:38and go to the devil.
00:56:42Open the shut gate.
00:56:44Oh, what is it?
00:56:48Uh, depositions on behalf of the prisoner,
00:56:51your Lord.
00:56:52A tomb.
00:56:53Just for the record.
00:56:55On my behalf?
00:56:56Waste of time, of course, but...
00:57:00I...
00:57:00know.
00:57:03From none other than...
00:57:06The editor of the Diaries.
00:57:09The Thunderer.
00:57:10The most important man in the kingdom.
00:57:15I am apprised by Mr. Badger of Wildwood,
00:57:18a person who needs a total integrity of the plight,
00:57:22blah, blah, blah,
00:57:23and who thereby demands...
00:57:28Dear Lordship, sir.
00:57:31What can we do in the face of this?
00:57:33Badger.
00:57:34Who's the other one from?
00:57:37One Prendergast.
00:57:38Formerly our learned colleague,
00:57:41Butler.
00:57:42Prendergast says he will identify the prisoner
00:57:45as the man who saved the town
00:57:47by his selfless heroism.
00:57:50He saw him fall by perishing
00:57:52onto his Lordship's conservator.
00:57:55He knew?
00:57:56Since he's not here to testify...
00:57:58Oh, but I am here.
00:57:59The accused is more than a toad.
00:58:09He is more than a pilot.
00:58:11He is THE pilot,
00:58:13and as generous a personage as I've ever served.
00:58:17What is wrong?
00:58:18I am prepared to swear that his alleged victim,
00:58:22the chimney sweep,
00:58:23is alive and well,
00:58:24and now working as an underchef in his Lordship's kitchen.
00:58:27If he is still alive...
00:58:29...and has taken up with the housekeeper,
00:58:31the widow Coggin.
00:58:32I'll murder him!
00:58:34I can't do it.
00:58:35I'll never find him.
00:58:36Live on my death.
00:58:40In a hard time,
00:58:43I might never become Lord Jesus.
00:58:54Release him!
00:58:55Oh!
00:59:16Weeks passed.
00:59:18The burgeoning spring brought preparations
00:59:20for Badger's long-awaited party,
00:59:23along with disturbing news
00:59:25concerning the absent toad.
00:59:28There's a rumour toads been seen in the wide world.
00:59:36Wandering, dressed in rags.
00:59:40A toad, not our toad.
00:59:43They say he's balmy.
00:59:48That the wide world contains mad beasts in abundance.
00:59:51That's why sane persons seldom go there.
00:59:55I don't know what I want to say.
00:59:58Outwretch!
01:00:03Inwretch!
01:00:06At last!
01:00:08Lord of all you survey!
01:00:11My favourite sofa, that chewed off my legs, so well.
01:00:28My silver, all gone.
01:00:34Wrack and ruined.
01:00:38Oh, it's the workhouse now for the peerless,
01:00:43the peerless toad.
01:00:46Wine!
01:00:55Corkscrew!
01:00:57Biscuits!
01:00:59Candle!
01:01:00Oh, joy!
01:01:02Oh, welcome home, toad!
01:01:05Oh, no.
01:01:19Oh, joy!
01:01:22Don't run!
01:01:23I lost nothing.
01:01:24Oh, joy!
01:01:24Oh, joy!
01:01:24I'll cry!
01:01:26Oh, joy!
01:01:28Right?
01:01:28Oh, joy!
01:01:28Oh, joy!
01:01:29I lost a mess.
01:01:29I all love you today.
01:01:31I lost love you.
01:01:32Oh, joy!
01:01:34Remove that at once.
01:01:37Not where I call a party.
01:01:39You shall have your entertainment once we've remembered our missing guest.
01:01:44The chief weasel?
01:01:45Fool!
01:01:46Our honored missing guest.
01:01:49The lamentable but much lamented toad.
01:01:51Oh, put on your newfangled tunes.
01:02:05Fetch me my earplugs.
01:02:21I mean, a fellow needs company.
01:02:29Nobody wants to drink with toads.
01:02:36Wait till the sun shines, Lily.
01:02:43Bye.
01:02:43And, um, well, it won't be time on television again.
01:02:54Oh, the beasts.
01:02:57Having a jolly time.
01:03:00I might have been hanged.
01:03:02Or worse.
01:03:03Oops.
01:03:13Thank heaven that's over.
01:03:28May we be a little bit merry, though?
01:03:36You're late, sir.
01:03:38Well, speak up.
01:03:40Toad?
01:03:40Oh.
01:03:43Upstairs.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Fire.
01:03:52Look.
01:03:53It's Toad.
01:03:55He's trapped.
01:03:56He can't get down.
01:03:58He's trapped up there.
01:03:59Fetch it all, Paulie.
01:04:00Wait.
01:04:00Do nothing, Rash.
01:04:01Toad's home.
01:04:03I'm trapped.
01:04:04And can't get to the grand staircase.
01:04:06Yes, the servant's skills wouldn't occur to Toadie.
01:04:10Next to the butler's pantry.
01:04:12Which we enter before the battle of Toad Hall.
01:04:15By way of Badger's secret tunnel.
01:04:32Jump, Toad!
01:04:36Help!
01:04:37Help!
01:04:47Armor yourself, Moll!
01:04:49And flame and smoke, deadly enemies.
01:04:51We shall prevail!
01:04:55Help!
01:04:56Help!
01:04:57Help!
01:04:58Help!
01:04:59Help!
01:05:00Help!
01:05:00Help!
01:05:00Help!
01:05:01Help!
01:05:02Help!
01:05:02Help!
01:05:03Help!
01:05:04Help!
01:05:05Jump, Toad! Now!
01:05:07I can't! I'd sooner fry!
01:05:10Now, Toad! Now!
01:05:12I've done it all better!
01:05:28This way!
01:05:35Help! Help! Help!
01:05:39Jump! Jump, Toad!
01:05:41I can't!
01:05:47There he is, Rat!
01:05:49Come on, Moe!
01:05:51Death or glory!
01:05:53Impossible creature!
01:05:55Jump!
01:05:57No, it's no good!
01:05:59I'm a Toad in a hole!
01:06:01Oh, goodbye, dear friends!
01:06:03To the far, far...
01:06:05Look!
01:06:07Away you go, Toadie!
01:06:09Wah!
01:06:13Hip, hip!
01:06:15Ow!
01:06:17Hip, hip!
01:06:19Hip, hip!
01:06:21Wah!
01:06:23Give me your arm, Old Toad!
01:06:31Oh, my lovely house!
01:06:33There's always the insurance!
01:06:35No!
01:06:36No, I've got none!
01:06:37That's wasting money!
01:06:39Oh, ha-ha!
01:06:41You know!
01:06:42Easy come, and easy go, and...
01:06:45broke!
01:06:46Ha-ha!
01:06:47No home!
01:06:48No...
01:06:49No home!
01:06:50No...
01:06:51No home!
01:06:57I've been keeping this for you!
01:06:59What?
01:07:00A solicitor's letter!
01:07:02Oh!
01:07:03More trouble!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:05Oh, you read it, Ratty!
01:07:06I've...
01:07:07Not got one heart!
01:07:10Debtor's prison for Toad!
01:07:12Sewing mailbags!
01:07:14I say, Toad!
01:07:15Or deported to the tropics!
01:07:17Pared out in agony!
01:07:19Botulism!
01:07:20Berry Berry!
01:07:21Eaten alive by aunts!
01:07:23Toad?
01:07:24Toad?
01:07:25No!
01:07:26Toad?
01:07:27No, don't try to console me, Ratty!
01:07:29You see before you the erstwhile legendary Toad, now broken beyond repair!
01:07:43Your American cousin, Bufo, has died.
01:07:47You are his heir.
01:07:48He's left you five million dollars!
01:07:52Give me that!
01:07:56It's true!
01:07:57But...
01:07:58For me!
01:07:59Ah!
01:08:00Fine!
01:08:01Ah!
01:08:02Ah!
01:08:03Ah!
01:08:04Ah!
01:08:05Ah!
01:08:06Fine!
01:08:07Ah!
01:08:08Ah!
01:08:09Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:14And so, until the first sun of springtime fully arose,
01:08:19and Mole and Ratty went fishing in Rat's little blue boat,
01:08:23Toad was paraded while his lovely home collapsed into ashes.
01:08:29And to think that Toad Hall, that beautiful, noble house, existed no more.
01:08:40The riverbankers thought this was very, very sad.
01:08:44Toad disagreed, of course.
01:08:45Pish!
01:08:46Dash!
01:08:47He said!
01:08:48Give me the new any time.
01:08:49In any case, you fellows, everything good has to come to an end.
01:08:52Even lovely stories.
01:08:55Come along you two, we have to get back.
01:08:57But what about Ratty and Mole?
01:08:59The river's never failed to talk to me.
01:09:16In all her moods, in good times and bad times.
01:09:20Even in the warm, lazy calm of summer.
01:09:23When I tired of her, and wanted the shade of trees,
01:09:27and the hum and buzz of secluded places,
01:09:30she was always waiting.
01:09:32Talk to me, she'd say.
01:09:35And you shall be answered.
01:09:41But I am Mole, and I'm not dead.
01:09:45But I'm cold and hungry,
01:09:47and I want cheese on toast and a glass of hot toddy.
01:09:51Give me your arm, old turd.
01:09:54Give me your arm, old turd.
01:09:55Give me your arm, old turd.
01:10:06I'll rebuild.
01:10:08Best Karara Marvel.
01:10:10Chef from Paris.
01:10:11Pish Vigok from Vienna.
01:10:13And I'll throw a Beano for all you good chaps.
01:10:16Kawa!
01:10:17Hey!
01:10:18I might even invite the Prince of Wales!
01:10:21Till đây isn't beautiful.
01:10:24Was is cręgyieważeni定,
01:10:25duzu tempest,
01:10:26you are red interviews.
01:10:27And you work with the Prince of Wales
01:10:28raising something,
01:10:29you all know what you have ever done.
01:10:30Which means nobles are around for your ill.
01:10:31And earth's ostat
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