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00:00The
00:22name is Killicalarney.
00:24Blarney Killicalarney.
00:26Leprechaun by birth.
00:28By vocation.
00:30Spinner of tales by choice.
00:32Like the one about how we leprechauns
00:34brought the Christmas gold back to Ireland.
00:36Well, it was all because
00:38of a young lad. Dinty Doyle
00:40by name.
00:42Him being cabin boy in the good ship
00:44Belle of Aeron on his way back
00:46home to Dublin.
00:48Doyle, I always have a Christmas tree
00:50aboard for the holidays.
00:52This trip I forgot.
00:54But look, an uncharted island
00:56can see a pine tree.
00:58Roll over there and dig it up for me.
01:08Duh!
01:10A fine job for a cabin boy.
01:14What's that?
01:16A tiny pair of coat tails.
01:20A little peeper.
01:24Leprechauns!
01:26Did you see him?
01:28That's a full-grown human being,
01:30ain't it, Mum?
01:32Aye. First one hereabouts
01:34in over two centuries.
01:36Papa, he's digging up the banshee tree.
01:38He shouldn't do that.
01:40Should he, Papa?
01:41Should he, Dad?
01:42Should he, Mum?
01:44Aaaaah!
01:46Aaaaah!
01:48Too late!
01:50She's getting loose!
01:51Back to town!
01:52Run till you burst!
02:02Free! Free at last!
02:04A storm!
02:06A storm to celebrate!
02:08My free!
02:14Can't see a thing!
02:16Not the island!
02:18Nor me ship!
02:19I'm done for!
02:25A rainbow!
02:27But...
02:28But rainbows come in summer!
02:30And today is Christmas Eve!
02:32Bless me soul!
02:38Shabarocks!
02:44The leprechauns put a gold
02:47at the end of the rainbow!
02:49Glory be!
02:51A golden Christmas dream come true!
02:55Everyone knows
03:00That rainbows end in gold
03:04Guarded by leprechauns
03:07So we've been told
03:10And if you walk a hundred miles to where
03:14The colors all descend
03:16Don't give up, my friend
03:18There's been a million dreams
03:22Dreams about the rainbow's end
03:30Everyone knows
03:31That rainbows end in gold
03:35Guarded by leprechauns
03:38So we've been told
03:41And when you hear
03:43Someone has found the pot
03:45Around the secret bend
03:47Take your choice, my friend
03:50If it's our pretend
03:53How come a million dreams
03:56About the rainbow's end?
03:59There's been a million dreams
04:02About the rainbow's end
04:06The Left
04:16Ah, the leprechauns' gold
04:22Back safe!
04:23Beware the Killikilarny blade
04:25For didn't it slay the
04:27Terrible Shamrock-Eating dragon of Belfast
04:29of belfast no no no wait a minute look out no oh lad i hope i didn't hurt you i mean ye no harm
04:38tell me lad are you a thief by trade or inclination either one something just came over
04:46me when i saw the glitter i the gold fever i'm blarney kilicalarney principal patriarch of the
04:56clan kilicalarney designer of their destinies father of their fantasies planter of their potatoes
05:02and guardian of their gold were those kilicalarney's i saw on the shore and how should i know i haven't
05:09spoke to them for a hundred years your own family why well you see we came to a part in other ways
05:16are you really interested lad i am that then let me tell you the whole story for i haven't
05:22talked to anyone in so long oops i almost forgot
05:32i need gold blarney kilicalarney gold before christmas
05:41this potion will be very persuasive
05:45the tea is almost done lad will you have a cup
05:56here you are let it cool before you drink blast well i can wait for your tea to cool just take
06:05one sip and play the fool well you see there'd be two strains of leprechauns there'd be the kilicalarney's
06:16where the gold miners and then there'd be the o'clock jiggers the shoemakers
06:21say me wife was the fairest of the o'clock jiggers
06:26it was a good union and for centuries we lived in peace and harmony digging gold making shoes eating
06:32sleeping begotten and before we knew it fey and me were the oldest leprechauns in all ireland
06:40ah they were good times every night i'd be off to the gold mines
06:45oh the golden gold of ireland's only seen by leprechauns for we mine it in the middle of the night
06:54and we chop it into nuggets and we pile it into pots which we bury for the early morning light
07:02oh the golden gold of ireland nobody's ever seen nobody's ever seen nobody's ever seen
07:12oh the golden gold of ireland nobody's ever seen cause it's covered by the emerald ireland green
07:23oh the golden gold of ireland's only seen by leprechauns for we mine it in the middle of the night
07:32and we plant a sea of shamrocks to disguise the hiding spots that's the way we keep them out of
07:39gloom and sight oh the golden gold of ireland nobody's ever seen nobody's ever seen
07:46nobody's ever seen nobody's ever seen oh the golden gold of ireland nobody's ever seen
07:55cause it's covered by the emerald ireland green
08:10unfortunately leprechaun gold attracts rainbows which are dead giveaways to where it's hidden
08:15such a rainbow brought us old mag the hag a screaming catawallon banshee now this type of
08:24banshee is an evil fairy whose moan and cries bring nothing but bad luck but if they don't get gold by
08:31christmas every year they slowly turn into salty teardrops and wash away forever
08:43oh they can create cataclysms and make the moon dance with the stars and turn milk sour
08:50but with all their powers they still need gold and and and here's the catch
08:55they're not allowed to steal it haha the gold's gonna be given them freely or it doesn't count at all
09:04still too hot
09:05will you drink that tea well old mag the hag was desperate that year
09:14for wasn't it just four days before christmas and her without a nugget
09:21tricky oh very very tricky banshees can change to anything they want but if you're wise
09:30you can always tell them for they can't hide their banshee tears their cheeks are always moist with them
09:42well not being able to get anywhere with us gold miners she moved to the shoemaking branch of the family
09:50kilical army shoes make you dance
09:54kilical army shoes keep the beat
09:57kilical army shoes put a rhythm in your blues try a pair of kilical army's on your feet
10:06kilical army's kilical army's made by leprechauns one size fits all
10:14kilical army's kilical army's ask your local leprechaun to call
10:21what my wife fay wasn't wise to the wicked ways of the banshee
10:31kilical army shoes put a rhythm in your blues try a pair of kilical army's on your feet
10:41who are you now a guardian angel perhaps listen listen to my words
10:48gold gold is the source of all the world's troubles and can bring no one good all those who mine it
10:56will soon be caught in its evil spell do you truly love your husband i that i do then make him give his
11:07gold away do this and i promise you all will live happily ever after
11:13you actually expect me to give away the kilical army gold sure and i'm only making sense and i'm
11:20telling you it was the banshee what visited you and i'm telling you it was a good fairy a guardian angel
11:27you're daft that's what i'm what you're daft i'm warning you man
11:34well if that's the way you feel about it i'll not come home from the mine in the morning well don't
11:41then and when your shoes get holy don't come to me to save your souls goodbye wife goodbye husband
11:49now when i got to the mine i found not one of the gold miners had showed up for work not one
11:59old mag the haggard got to them all and then all turned into show makers give up city old fool
12:09gold gold gold sir all your gold for christmas no turn to tears and wash away you'll not get it
12:19then check the consequences
12:39you see the quake was so fierce that the wee juttle land we lived on broke itself off from ireland
12:49and floated out to sea becoming the phantom island of tralee upon which you now rest your feet more
12:55the pity well knowing mag would soon drown us all i went to him what was the only one that could help us
13:02the lord of the leprechauns why do you summon me lord patrick well now i was just wondering meg
13:14how is it you can turn to tears banshees are created from tears tears we were tears we are
13:23and tears we shall be at the end ah no but you don't really turn to tears now do you
13:30ah his age made you forget the old waves of enchantment we do it all the time but without
13:39christmas gold we have to stay tears forever ah yes gold gold give me gold oh i will i will oh no
13:51gimme gimme gimme ah hold show me how you turn to tears first just for a second and i'll see blarney
13:59gives you his gold if i must blarney quick the pine cone
14:21and let this pine cone fallen from a tree planted by saint patrick himself hold your wickedness down
14:29you fool me i'm trapped set me free now grow grow to a beautiful tree
14:44keep this tree sturdy mind you or mag will be back with all her powers seeking christmas gold once more
14:52and my troubles haven't blowed west yet for mag's spell on my wife still holds i'm still alone wait a minute
15:05when i dug up that pine tree before it must have been that self-same banshee i set free well that
15:17you did what when i dug up that pine tree before you don't have to chew your cabbage twice once it's
15:24enough to shiver me timbers and shake me store teeth loose oh oh to sick i am
15:31i said begora i never say begora there's something in that tea she's bewitched
15:47yes with the potion of generosity blast she mad soon it will make you give everything away
16:02gold please
16:06yes no no yes no but no well however
16:12well however i've come to think of it i i i give all my gold to you desidora
16:25oh no no no you can't
16:30that topped you never try to out blarney a blarney
16:35the gold's yours lad never let her have it promise me now on your dear mother's name i promise
16:41ticky doyle give me that gold before christmas or your doom
16:50but you can't you can't do that remember your promise
16:54all right just let me find me ship and get away from this place for good
16:59my boat it's gone
17:08storm must have blown it out to sea now what
17:14sobs why you're crying
17:20help help there there now lass where did you come from the sea
17:28i was shipwrecked you too
17:32my name's dinty what's yours colleen
17:36and why'd he sob so for the others that went down in the briny
17:40can you cheer me dinty i'll do me best
17:46shall i tell ye about the creatures abounding on this fairy isle the leprechauns
17:52so here i am with all the gold and i don't know what to do with it
18:00well i'd know what to do with it give it to me and i'll have the leprechauns build a ship and take
18:08it back to ireland would you know uh and couldn't the poor fox and killarney have a time with it
18:15you're right a wonderful idea and the leprechauns would be there to distribute it
18:21christmas in killarney is wonderful to see
18:34listen to my story and i'll take you back with me
18:42the holly green the ivy green the prettiest picture you've ever seen is christmas in
18:52killarney with all of the folks at home it's nice you know to kiss your bow while cuddling under
19:00the mistletoe and santa claus you know of course is one of the boys from home
19:05the door is always open the neighbors pay a call and father john before he's gone would bless the house and all
19:17what grand it feels to click your heels and join in the fun of the jigs and reels i'm handing you
19:22no blotty the likes you've never known here's christmas in killarney with all of the folks at home
19:30what a magnificent idea girl and that's what you do with it to the last nugget then the gold
19:49is yours really oh well i know you're a joyful girl but such laughter
20:01and you're crying too tears of joy are they those tears
20:12and the gold is finally mine i'll take it back i won't let you stop
20:21you've done all you can for me didn't you do you deserve a rest so sleep the sleep of a hundred
20:29christmas is
20:37oh lad i warned you to watch for the banshee tears
20:45the
20:47disguised herself as a young girl you say aye the same as she disguised herself ah what's the use
20:55i'll finish your speech the same as she disguised herself as me angel i see it all now more's the pity
21:04hey do you mean to tell me i'm sorry husband for being so headstrong and foolish
21:12oh and so my wife for putting gold ahead of the love i've always felt
21:18love could you love me once again for christmas aye and for all the dark days that went before
21:28and the golden ones that follow
21:39oh look so beautiful can i believe me eyes what is it
21:45why there's a rainbow of course
21:51don't tell me i have to explain rainbows to leprechauns
21:56bless my soul diddy if you weren't dead i'd say you were looking wonderful
22:02not dead me friends but in a sleep of darkness and then awakened by a light
22:08a light a light born of a love that never really died
22:22gold is mine at last
22:29no no christmas morning too late too late
22:46glory be tis a miracle a christmas miracle well
22:53if you're gonna have one christmas is as good a time as any
22:58and will you look what's being guided to us by the other end of the rainbow
23:05it's my ship tis the bell of erin waiting to take a cargo of gold and shoes and leprechauns
23:14back home just think me love homeward bound for ireland
23:21oh christmas you might have had some help from a couple of patrick's
23:28but you've surely outdone yourself this year
23:40the old school of just one day
23:42are you at the same time as it seemed very much one year
23:46to be determined to be able to have burned the flowers
23:49and be sure to not be prepared to have any food
23:51of my life that had passed on
23:51and then you're just going into your body
23:53always liked the way i'd like to be disappointed
23:54and if you're interested them and i've been told
23:55to have a point in so i just picked up
23:57on the way i watched my book
23:58that's the one day i have been told
23:59that's the other day i'd like to have been told
24:00that's the other day i'm just apprendre