00:00Q from the cube. Hey, it's Q-Bert. Take a Q, B, and U. And Q-Bert, B, and U. And Q-Bert, B, and U. And Q-Bert, B, and U. And Q-Bert.
00:20One-hole Q-Bert, favorite down in Q-Bert. One-hole Q-Bert, you're my favorite. One-hole Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:30One-hole Q-Bert, B, and U.
00:40Hey, get out of the way!
00:44Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Yum, yum, yum.
00:52Yeah, mine too. I love turkey in all the trimmings.
00:55Sure you would, cause you're a dumb turkey. I'd rather mess around.
01:05Nice landing. My compliments to the pilot.
01:10Now everybody, take your seats. We're going to learn about Q-Bert's first Thanksgiving.
01:16Oh, no! What a war!
01:18It all started 350 years ago when a group of pilgrims set sail on the Q-Flower.
01:26Once we get to the Q-World, we'll need the help of all you young people.
01:30And the youngster who contributes most to building our new community over next year will be presented with this customized Q-Horse and Buggy.
01:47I'm going to work hard to win that award.
01:49And I'm going to allow some funnel-noses chances and win the prize myself.
01:55And I'll be there to share it with you.
01:57Let's go!
01:59There's a new world!
02:03What? That's love!
02:05We're there!
02:06We're there, hooray!
02:07Yay!
02:08This is our new home!
02:10Like, Guy, I mean, tell me this isn't really happening.
02:13I mean, like, there's no store here, you know?
02:15I mean, no night sets. I mean, really, no make-up, parlors.
02:19I mean, like, Guy, this place is totally fair and to the max.
02:23Oh, don't worry. We'll build them.
02:28When the pilgrims went ashore, they were met by Noser Indians.
02:35Fortunately, they were friendly.
02:40Hello in there!
02:42Welcome to our land.
02:45Uh, it's nice to be here.
02:47You got great bushes.
02:49I am Q Eagle.
02:53Nice to meet you. I'm Q-Bert. We're new here.
02:56Me and my people will be glad to teach all of you how to build homes, plant corn, and catch mini fish. Come.
03:09Well, with the Indians helping everyone, it's gonna be hard for you to win the Q Horse and Buggy.
03:16Not when I'm through playing all my dirty tricks.
03:21Yeah, yeah. When he's through playing all his dirty and messy and sloppy and even sussy tricks.
03:28And so, all the young people set out to build log cabins.
03:34Just one more nail and I'm done.
03:39Bitch, what do you think, cucumber nose?
03:42We pulled out all the other nails!
03:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:58And then they plowed the fields so they could plant crops.
04:02It's time for the old itching powder down the pants trick.
04:15Some of the kids got their work done faster than others.
04:20Fishing was an important part of the Pilgrims' daily lives.
04:26I'll help him catch a fish he'll never forget.
04:56Fortunately, the Indians were around to help.
05:08The year passed quickly, and the Pilgrims were prospering.
05:12At tonight's celebration, I'll announce the winner of this handsome prize.
05:17The finalists are Q-Bert and Coily.
05:21No problem, Q-Bert. You'll nose them out.
05:24Aw, shucks.
05:26If you don't do something, Q-Bert's gonna beat ya.
05:30That's why I borrowed Q-Bert's ball.
05:33To trip up Q-Bert and make him look like a jerk.
05:38And now we'd all better...
05:40What the...
05:41What the...
05:42Myå››-blouse of Bobs.
05:49Bersers and hooters.
05:51Bersers and rooters.
05:53Wow.
05:54Nice going, Q-Bert.
05:55Thanks to your dumb ball, Q-Bert probably won't win the Q-horse and Buggy.
05:57I didn't leave my ball outside. I left it in the cabin.
06:01Sure, and it just rolled out here by itself. Likely story.
06:06They don't believe me.
06:09I might as well run away. Nobody loves me anymore.
06:14Oh, no! Cubette ran away.
06:19He says he's leaving because nobody loves him anymore.
06:23Oh, the poor little guy's all alone in the wilderness.
06:27I can't take it.
06:29Clearly he's the one who tripped up Q-Bert with the ball, not Cubette.
06:34That was a terrible thing to do.
06:36It was an accident. I didn't mean to do it.
06:39Here's your big chance.
06:41Find the little noser and you'll be a hero and win the Q-Horse and Buggy for sure.
06:47Nobody worry. I'll find Cubette.
06:49Yeah, and we'll help you.
06:52Yeah, yeah, and we'll even assist.
06:54Well, we can use all the help we can get.
06:58Let's split up and start searching.
06:59Me and my people will guide you.
07:02We know every inch of this country.
07:04Get off of my tail, you brainless bonehead.
07:19I'm sure Cubette lost this river.
07:22How are we going to get across?
07:25No problem.
07:26It's pretty shallow, isn't it?
07:29It's not shallow enough.
07:31I build canoes.
07:38Cub, we must hurry.
07:42Only one thing you can do in canoes like this.
07:46What's that?
07:47Stand up.
07:56Hmm.
07:57Cubette passed this way not long ago.
08:01I hope we'll find him soon.
08:03This is a heart on the tail trail.
08:06You guys go that way.
08:07I'll check over here.
08:10At least I haven't run into any dangerous animals yet.
08:13Oh, I spoke too soon.
08:21His and nose are eating Cubette.
08:23I don't think I can outleaf him.
08:28But I can blast him with my slippy-doos.
08:35Oh, I only got one slippy-doos left.
08:38Oh, I can blast him with my slippy-doos.
08:40Oh, I can blast him with my slippy-doos.
08:41Oh, I can blast him with my slippy-doos.
08:42Well, that takes care of him.
08:45Look, here comes Cubette.
08:48Hurry, Cubette.
08:49Cue Eagle say, Cubette's not far away.
08:57I'll never be able to jump across this ravine.
09:01What am I going to do now?
09:05I know.
09:06I'll use this log.
09:08I'll bet Cubette and the others don't even miss me.
09:19Help!
09:22That's Cubette.
09:23Hurry, he's in trouble.
09:27Hang on, Cubette.
09:28I'll save you.
09:29Hmm.
09:30Me toss him rope.
09:32Well, Cubette got Cubette into this mess, so he'll talk the rope.
09:38Yeah!
09:42Whoops.
09:43You and that rope have a lot in common.
09:46No brains.
09:48Maybe more than that.
09:49I'm going to use Cubette for a rope.
09:53Hey, can't we talk this over?
09:55I guess not.
09:57Hey!
09:59Yeah!
10:02Are you still mad at me, Cubette?
10:05Oh, come on.
10:06You're my little brother.
10:07Now let's get back home and have the greatest celebration ever.
10:12Great going.
10:14You're never going to win the Cuboss and Buggy lying on your back.
10:20It's tough being a snake.
10:22I don't get no respect.
10:25I regret to say our celebration has been canceled due to some uninvited guests.
10:36But even worse, we have no food for winter.
10:42Oh, no!
10:44Now what are we going to do?
10:45What are we going to do?
10:46Time for celebration.
10:48We have plenty of food for everybody.
10:51Yay!
10:53It's a wonderful day!
10:56And since everyone was so thankful, they named their celebration Thanksgiving.
11:03Now, are there any questions?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Who won the Q Horse and Buggy?
11:11Q-Bert won!
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:14Q-Bert won!
11:15No, he didn't!
11:17It had to be Q-Bert!
11:19No way!
11:20It was Q-Bert won!
11:21Q-Bert won!
11:23Q-Bert won!
11:25Yeah!
11:25She was just a war!
11:27Yeah!
11:27Yeah!
11:28Yeah!
11:28Yeah!
11:29Yeah!
11:29Yeah!
11:30Yeah!
11:30That was a good so amazing music.
11:31And she says,
11:31No it was crazy!
11:32Yeah!
11:32Oh God!
11:33Yeah!
11:33Yeah!
11:34Yeah!
11:34Okay!
11:34Oh God!
11:35Mike!
11:35Oh God!
11:35Yeah!
11:35Oh God!
11:36Yeah!
11:36Yeah!
11:36Yeah!
11:37Yeah!
11:39Yeah!
11:50Yeah!