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00:00what's my line brought to you by geritol the high potency vitamin iron rich tonic in liquid or
00:29tablets to help you feel stronger and now let's all play what's my line
00:47and now live from new york let's meet our what's my line panel first the delightful star of stage
00:54and television miss arlene francis and now an absolutely sensational entertainer who is about
01:11to start a concert tour the first performance of which will be october 15th the st louis
01:18municipal auditorium for the benefit of the st louis symphony orchestra tonight he is appearing
01:24for our benefit victor borger
01:26and expecting to my left the lovely new york columnist and uh not new york actually it's
01:45all over the country oh but they know that much better than i do because i don't live all over
01:51the country of course miss dorsey kilt garrett thank you when victor is introducing you you
02:03don't know when to come out uh now there are three fair cities in this land that are about to have a
02:09treat and they are as follows mount clemens michigan pittsburgh pennsylvania and eau claire wisconsin
02:17bennett surf is heading their way and here he is now heading our way
02:30i'm a little tired of introducing john daly every sunday night i'd rather say hello to all the world
02:34series fans that are packing here tonight and here's john himself to join me
02:48well needless to say all echo bennett's words welcome to all the world series fans who are in
02:54new york and have been good enough to come and join us in the theater and welcome to all the world
02:58series fans all over these united states who are participating by means of television and radio
03:04we're happy to have a chance to uh greet some of you personally we wish you could read all of you
03:10victor borger it's very nice to have you with us on the panel tonight and we have some very interesting
03:15guests with some very interesting occupations all of which should give us some fun in the next half hour
03:21and now to get things rolling it's time to meet our first contestant will you enter and sign in please
03:28that's fine mr x would you join me here please nice to have you with us
03:41and may i ask if you're familiar with our scoring system i certainly am in that event uh we'll let
03:46the audience in the theater and the audience at home know exactly what your line is
03:58we'll let the audience at home know exactly what your line is and we'll let the audience at home
04:01all right panel we can tell you that mr x is salaried and deals in a service and let's begin the
04:06general questioning with arlene francis mr x i presume you wrote mr x because someone on the panel might
04:14recognize your name is that true could be is it a name that's been in the papers in the last week or two
04:20yes is it a name that has anything to do with uh something that goes on outside of the home
04:30yes does it have anything to do with something that goes on in outer space
04:36one down and nine to go mr borg
04:40mr x is that your first name or your last name
04:43both both uh you're not a jaywalker
04:53that was not a question that was just a yes i answered my own question yes um
04:58it is sometimes i think something that takes place outside your home must be easy to figure that
05:04one out it was not in the it was not in the it was in the paper the last two weeks yes well i have
05:11to repeat these things just in order not to get a no
05:17um we are doing very well i think
05:23i don't know where to start because i don't want to ruin the the the flow of questions you know
05:27uh sports sports has it anything to do with sports yes there you see well it was my question
05:39space for could be it is what do you need me for folks
05:46um he's like a manager or owner there'd be no call for a conference now well with victor we would
05:52ever get anywhere if he's gonna do this it's my brother uh you are connected of course with baseball
06:01and uh uh we realized that uh the uh anything to do with the world series yes well see we are getting
06:10there now you represent a ball game a ball team a big pardon i can't remember
06:22but your request is granted
06:35is it a small ball team or a big ball team
06:40are you speaking now about the numbers of players the size of the players or
06:44well they don't interest me but the number
06:46yeah what's the average size team i i don't know much about baseball you see in denmark we use
06:54soccer games and that we use that for anything but yeah there's supposed to be nine players
07:02that's very good but if you represent them does he represent the ball player or something they do
07:09do you make cereals do you make cereals because that's the best thing i know about the ball game
07:21two down and eight you go dorothy uh mr x do you either own or manage a ball team no three down and
07:31seven to go mr sir mr x are you connected with one of the teams that is presently involved in the world
07:37series yes would it be the san francisco giants could be it is it is the giants do you uh wear a uniform
07:45during the course of the games nope four down and six to go miss francis
07:50do you have something to do with the administrative end of the club no five down and five to go
07:56no mr borger are you a coach no no four to go congratulations vic six down and four to go miss
08:10kilgallen a coach wears a uniform doesn't he right yeah i passed to bennett who knows more about baseball
08:15than i do uh can i assume mr x since you don't wear a uniform you do not sit on the bench while the game is
08:23in uh progress you may assume that uh have you got anything to do with the transportation or
08:30management backstage of the giant baseball team no no nothing was seven down and three to go miss
08:37francis are you an itch player
08:41are you ever referred to as anything but mr and i mean in a nice way you should read my mail
08:55you should read his mail no but not in the terms that you're using that would be no eight down and
09:02two to go victor well that leaves not much do you tell the tickets at the entrance or something
09:11like i don't know nine down and one to go dorothy do you attend the games yes gee that's not all you
09:19are public uh now did bennett establish or did he not that he could be in the box no he's not on the
09:26players bet not on the players bet um would you be in the press box ever yes do you announce games yes
09:47now this was fun this was fun for us because rust was good enough to to note that he had not been
09:53seen much on on camera for six or seven years as you all know he's the giants yes actually rust is the giant
10:04and we were going to blindfold you but russ said you know i haven't been on on the television camera
10:09much we probably could fool him anyway so this is what we tried to do we've been eating too much
10:14that trade of vic food out when you were here uh no uh well you're probably right bennett uh that's
10:21a pretty good eating town well needless to say we congratulate you and congratulate mel allen for a
10:28very fine job reporting on television and also of course you both have been in radio well you're mr
10:36sports for the east and west coast i think for as far as baseball and you've done a lot of football on
10:40top of it as one of my best friends mel allen would answer that john with how about that well how about that
10:45and russ how about your being here it's nice to have you with us and thanks sir
10:59and now to meet another challenger will you enter and sign in please
11:03miss or mrs landis mrs landis where are you from grainville virginia grainville virginia very nice to
11:31have you with us mrs landis may i present our panel and now will you join me over here please
11:37are you familiar with our scorekeeping system yes all right fine then we will let the audience and
11:41the theater and the audience at home know exactly what your line is
11:53all right panel we can tell you that mrs landis is salaried
11:57and deals in a product and we'll begin general questioning with uh bennett sir mrs landis would
12:06you describe your product as a useful one yes uh would it be found in the ordinary home yes
12:14is it consumable yes to the degree that you are being used up is this in the general sense or are you
12:21speaking now in the particular sense of uh i was going to get around to a more particular sense john
12:27that was the general sense but now from mr daly's generally misleading suggestions i still will ask
12:34you it is not eaten or drunk is that correct no it is consumed in the sense that it is used up
12:43yes is it something that would be used more in one part of a home home than another
12:49yes would it be in the kitchen more likely than in the living rooms no no that's one down and nine
12:57to go miss francis could be used up in the living room is it something that is used by both men and
13:05women yes when it is being used is it touched by uh men or women yes is it uh big enough to hold in
13:17your hand yes is it solid rather than liquid yes uh is it decorative in any sense
13:26no no that's two down and eight to go mr borkman it is something to improve conditions in the home
13:45well i think we would have to agree in a very general way that uh one could describe the ultimate
13:52result of the use of this product as an improvement in the condition of the home presupposing that
13:58there was some relationship in the home that had become inimical because of the particular character
14:04of what was going on that's of course what i was afraid of it was
14:13dorothy i i i could guess uh you want to pass to doris i will pass because i can't guess it could
14:23be so many things and i wouldn't be lucky enough to get the right thing uh may i assume mrs landis
14:31that you don't have anything to do with guns no yes you may assume for a minute i thought it was a gun
14:38uh-huh something you hold in your hand and you touch it and you might use it in the living room
14:44more than in the kitchen you shoot your guests i never shoot anyone i think it's only fair to say
14:50here if you'll recall bennett's question he specifically was inquiring as to the use in the
14:56kitchen we did not more than that that it was used necessarily in his the other area he mentioned uh
15:02well would it be fair to say that it is used at all in the house that was established yes
15:08um if it were a two-story house would it be more likely to be used upstairs than downstairs
15:17yes would it be used in a bedroom bathroom area
15:20yes now you understand why i passed
15:31yes i do um is it anything that you would oh you can hold it in your hand no it couldn't be that
15:39uh uh is it uh anything in the soap family no three down and seven to go mr sir mrs landis may i
15:56assume that this has nothing that uh this was not used in any connection with bugs or pests of any
16:02time is that correct it might be used in connection with no don't give me a no i said i'm assuming it
16:08is not used for that oh that's right well i was going to say all right that's correct john right uh
16:14is it used in any way in illuminating or heating uh of premises illuminating or heating either one of
16:23the two yes no that's four down and six to go i'm going to give you one more minute because you're
16:29floating in space is the use of it upon the person rather than just free floating
16:36it is it should be applied to the person if it is used yes but not consumed it is not put in the
16:44mouth is that what you said it was not consumed in that manner that's right no is it put on the body
16:52in any place you might describe it as being put upon yes uh-huh would it be if you were putting it
16:59upon would you put it upon from the neck up would you yes you could you would
17:08well you couldn't are you having a to do about it no we got it all
17:15i mean you all know where the neck is
17:19would it be in the region of the mouth
17:21yes in the region of yes yes in the region of the mouth that means it could be the nose the chin
17:31or the cheek right those are all things in region of the mouth last time i looked they were in the
17:37region but it would not be used on the head where the hair is well let's say that it could be but uh we
17:46would give you there a qualified yes it could be but i don't think it's common use is it something
17:52you'd buy in a drugstore yeah does it have any cleansing quality as such by itself i would say
17:59no wouldn't you no no now that makes it five down and five to go and i and actually i think i'm going
18:04to tip the card over because you don't seem to be getting right at the point that you need to get to
18:08to arrive at a successful conclusion false teeth no dear they're decorative how about testing razor
18:14blades would you like that
18:24mrs landis is with the american safety razor company in stanton virginia right spelled s-t-a-u-n-t-o-n
18:31is that correct does miss land test the razor blade the microscopically doesn't look like a girl
18:36that shaves at all but we do thank you for shaving the panel right down to size and nice to have you
18:43with us we'll meet our mystery guest in just a moment but first here is a word from our sponsor
19:01now we've come to the special feature of our program the appearance of our mystery challenger
19:06for which my friends on the panel are as you all know blindfolded are those blindfolds in place
19:11panel fine will you enter mystery challenger and sign in please
19:26all right panel as you know in the case of our mystery challenger a different form of questioning
19:41one question at a time in turn moving clockwise and we'll begin with uh dorothy kilgallen are you in show
19:48business yes we have a small problem gail would you get the relieving unit in well uh schedule two
19:59my team here is because my team here is because i came here to talk about
20:02well it's fine
20:16now actually panel so that you will not be confused we've had a bad bennett visitor who has now been
20:22removed from the stage and we can go on with what we were up to now one question at a time in turn
20:27moving clockwise and we'll begin with miss kilgallen are you in show business yes i i couldn't hear the
20:34answer yes with the answer yes do you appear more on the stage than in the movie or television studios
20:44yes miss francis are you also known for your work in pictures yes mr borger are you alone on the stage
21:00no i'm here i didn't realize that of course but they removed somebody
21:14the answer to that is yes vic there is of course there are a lot of things going on
21:24now that's the only question you get you get one at a time in turn on this well was that it
21:28yep you get a yes thank you how did i do
21:33are you related to anyone who is also famous in the theatrical world
21:38no that's one down and nine to go mr serf are you in a play that is at present playing in the
21:46broadway sector or that is about to come in
21:52a play a play yes specifically it was a no that's two down and eight to go miss francis
21:58are you in a picture that is playing or is about to open in the broadway sector
22:03yes mr borger is this picture going to open this week this week no that's three down and seven to go miss
22:17kilgallen uh are you sure it hasn't opened though yes mr serf are you one of the stars of the picture
22:29that's coming in yes miss francis was this picture made in europe yes mr borger what's the name of it
22:49that we can't tell you vic i thought so miss kilgallen
22:52i'd like to ask the same question um golly are you a blonde yes mr serf is the picture that you
23:07appeared in uh a biblical picture oh no no are you a young lady who up till this moment has had for her
23:21credo never on sunday and the picture we were searching for is phaedra it's phaedra and i think
23:41i'm probably the only person on the panel that's seen it has anybody else no no no i was blindfolded and
23:47you are absolutely marvelous thank you i thought about it for days after i saw it and can't wait
23:56till it opens and actually though arlene has seen it because you saw the preview it opens on the 18th
24:01so we did well by it miss mccurry thank you very much for being our guest it's nice to have had you on what's my life
24:09well you've done uh rather well tonight panel and we'll all be back after this word from our alternate
24:27sponsor well i'm afraid i've used up all the time tonight and with the panel's permission
24:32i will say good night for all and thank you for being with us on what's my life
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