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Doctor Who TV SERIES CatchUp - The End Of The World - Part 2- 2005
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00:00You want to see the bill?
00:03That was five billion years ago.
00:06So...
00:08She's dead now.
00:11Five billion years later, my mum's dead.
00:15Bundler laughs you are.
00:21That's not supposed to happen.
00:24Well, what was it?
00:25I'm just getting green lights at this end.
00:27Honored guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence thanking you.
00:34The whole place shook.
00:36I felt it.
00:37I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms 1, 3, 6 and 15, and I've never felt the slightest tremor.
00:43I warn you, if this lot decide to see you, I'm going to scan the infrastructure.
00:53What's that?
00:54Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings.
01:01I have no idea.
01:02Well, they're small, and the scan says they're metal.
01:06I don't know what they look like!
01:08Although I imagine...
01:13They might look rather like that.
01:18I'm not on the guest list.
01:21How did you get on board?
01:23I don't know what they're supposed to be, but...
01:24I can't believe that's what I'm doing now.
01:26I don't know what their buildings are doing.
01:27I don't know what it is!
01:28No.
01:29Sun filter deactivated.
01:31No!
01:32Sun filter descending.
01:33Sun filter up!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:45No!
01:47No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:52That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that.
02:12What do you think, Jake?
02:14Listen to the engines. They've pitched up about 30 hertz.
02:16Is that dodgy or what?
02:18It's the sound of metal. It doesn't make any sense to me.
02:22Where's the engine room?
02:23I don't know.
02:25But the maintenance duct is just behind our guest suite. I could show you.
02:29And your wife?
02:31Well, she's not my wife.
02:32Partner?
02:33No.
02:34Concubine?
02:36Nope.
02:37Prostitute?
02:39Whatever I am, it must be invisible. Do you mind?
02:42Tell you what, you two go and pollinate. I'm going to catch up with the family.
02:47Quick word, Michael Jackson.
02:49Don't start the fight.
02:50I'm all yours.
02:55And I want you home by midnight.
02:59Earth, death in 15 minutes.
03:01Earth, death in 15 minutes.
03:04Who's in charge of Platform 1? Has it got a captain or what?
03:17There's just the steward and the staff. All the rest is controlled by the metal mine.
03:22You mean the computer? Well, who controls that?
03:25The corporation. They move Platform 1 from one artistic event to another.
03:31Well, there's no one from the corporation on board.
03:33They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. It's the height of the Alpha class. Nothing can go wrong.
03:40Unsinkable?
03:41If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate.
03:45You're telling me. I was on board another ship once. They said that was unsinkable.
03:49We ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.
03:51So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no-one to help us out.
03:58I'm afraid not.
03:59Fantastic.
04:00I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic?
04:11Soon, the sun will blossom into a red giant and my home will die.
04:17That's where I used to live when I was a little boy, down there.
04:20Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles crevasse.
04:25I'd have such fun.
04:27What happened to everyone else?
04:29The human race? Where did it go?
04:32They say mankind has touched every star in the sky.
04:36So you're not the last human.
04:39I am the last pure human.
04:42The others mingled.
04:45Oh, they call themselves new humans and proto-humans and digi-humans, even human-ish.
04:50But you know what I call them?
04:53Mongrels.
04:55Right. And you stayed behind?
04:57I kept myself pure.
05:00How many operations have you had?
05:04708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached.
05:08Is that why you wanted a word?
05:12You could be flattered.
05:14You've got a little bit of a chin poking out.
05:18I'd rather die.
05:19Honestly, it doesn't hurt.
05:21I mean it. I would rather die.
05:24It's better to die than live like you, a bitchy trampoline.
05:28Oh, well.
05:30What do you know?
05:32I was born on that planet.
05:34And so was my mum.
05:35And so was my dad.
05:36And that makes me officially the last human being in this room.
05:39Because you're not human.
05:42You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened until there's nothing left.
05:46Anything human got chucked in the bin.
05:48You're just skin, Cassandra.
05:50Lipstick and skin.
05:52Nice talking.
06:01So, tell me, Jane.
06:03What's a tree like you doing in a place like this?
06:06Respect for the earth.
06:08Come on, everyone on this platform's worth zillions.
06:11Well, perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions.
06:15In case your share prices drop.
06:17I know you lot.
06:18You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere.
06:21And there's always money in land.
06:23All the same.
06:25You respect the earth as family.
06:28So many species evolved from that planet.
06:30Mankind is only one.
06:32I'm another.
06:33My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below.
06:37And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest.
06:40Excuse me.
06:44And what about your ancestry, Doctor?
06:46Perhaps you could tell a story or two.
06:53Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left.
06:58I scanned you earlier.
07:03The metal machine had trouble identifying your species.
07:07It refused to admit your existence.
07:09And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it.
07:11It was right.
07:12But it was right.
07:15I know where you're from.
07:20Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist.
07:24I just wanted to say how sorry I am.
07:30No one wants to know where you're from.
07:33The metal machine43-mountaltung acts in strength ever.
07:34So...
07:36I feel there.
07:38Ow.
07:41unpack it.
07:42I don't know where you're from.
07:50Yep.
07:53I can't pray for you.
07:54See you later?
07:55Are noà¸à¸°à¹„ร sins?
07:56Ow.
07:58Att berm.
07:58Is it me or is it a bit nippy?
08:28Fair dues though, that's a great bit of air conditioning. Sort of nice and old fashioned. I bet they call him retro.
08:36Gotcha.
08:43What the hell's that?
08:45Is it part of the retro?
08:47I don't think so. Hold on.
08:49Hey, nicely, aren't they?
08:58Thank you. You're not supposed to show them in public.
09:01Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.
09:03Now then, who's been bringing the pets on board?
09:06What does it do?
09:08Sabotage.
09:09Earth-death in ten minutes.
09:11And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on.
09:16The planet's end.
09:19Come gather. Come gather.
09:21Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation.
09:25Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad.
09:29Bye.
09:39A guy like you should wear a warning.
09:42It's dangerous!
09:45Come on, come on, get back!
09:47You can smell it hold on there's another Sun filter program to descend
10:17Sun filter descending
10:27Leave me out! Leave me out!
10:33Leave me out! Leave me out!
10:41Anyone in there?
10:43Leave me out!
10:44Oh well it would be you!
10:46Open the door!
10:47Hold on give stig fix!
10:48Sun filter descending
10:51Sun filter descending
10:54Sun filter rising
10:57Sun filter rising
10:59Sun filter rising
11:03Sun filter rising
11:05Sun filter rising
11:07It's just a thingy! The computer's getting clever!
11:11I'm not looking about!
11:13I'm not looking about! It's fighting back!
11:15Sun filter
11:16It's on the door!
11:17I know!
11:18Sun filter
11:20The logs found it!
11:22Sun filter descending
11:25Sun filter
11:27Sun filter
11:28Sun filter
11:29Sun filter
11:30Sun filter
11:31Sun filter
11:32Sun filter
11:33Sun filter
11:34Sun filter
11:35Rising
11:36Sun filter
11:39Sun filter
11:40Sun filter
11:41Sun filter
11:42The whole thing's jammed!
11:43I can't open the door!
11:44Stay there!
11:45Don't move!
11:46We're not going to go in switch!
11:47Earth-er
11:48The metal machine confirms...
11:49the metal machine confirms the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of platform one
11:58how's that possible our private rooms are protected by a code wall
12:03moisturize me moisturize me someone the steward i'm afraid the steward is dead
12:09who killed him this whole event was sponsored by the face of bow he invited us
12:19talk to the face talk to the face easy way of finding out someone brought the little pet on board
12:24let's send him back to master
12:26the adherence of the repeated meme shaku that's all very well and really kind of obvious but if you
12:55stop and think about it a repeated meme is just an idea and that's all they are an idea
13:03remote control droids nice little cover for the real triple maker go on jimbo go home
13:14i bet you're the school swat and never got kissed atoms what are you gonna do moisturize me
13:24with acid oh not too late anyway my spiders have control of the mainframe oh you all carried them
13:33as gifts tax-free past every code war i'm not just a pretty face sabotaging a ship while you're still
13:41inside it how stupid is that i'd hope to manufacture a hostage situation with myself as one of the
13:47victims the compensation would have been enormous five billion years and it still comes down to money
13:54do you think it's cheap looking like this flatness costs a fortune i am the last human doctor me not that
14:05freaky little kid of yours arrest her the infidel oh shut it pixie i've still got my final option
14:14earth death in three minutes and here it comes you're just as useful dead all of you i have shares
14:22in your rival companies triple in price as soon as you're dead my spiders are primed and ready to
14:28destroy the safety systems how did that old earth song go burn baby burn then you'll burn with us
14:37oh i'm so sorry i know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden but i'm such a naughty thing spiders activate
14:58force fields gone with a planet about to explode at least it'll be quick just like my fifth husband
15:07oh shame on me bye-bye darling safety systems bye-bye my darling heat levels
15:17reset the computer only the steward would know how no we can do it by hand there must be a system
15:22restore switch jade come on
15:35oh and guess where the switch is
15:48and guess where the switch is
16:03you can't the heat's gonna vent through this place i know jabe you're made of wood then stop wasting time
16:25time time lord
16:38we're going to die
16:51and then we're going to die
16:53and then we're going to die
16:54and then we're going to die
16:57she is malfunctioning
17:01she is malfunctioning
17:03She is my man.
17:14He drives critical.
17:20He kills critical.
17:33Heat levels rising, heat levels rising...
18:03Blood explodes in...
18:10Ten...
18:12Nine...
18:15Eight...
18:19Seven...
18:22Six...
18:26Five...
18:30Five...
18:35Raise shields!
18:37Blood.
18:55Exo glass repair.
18:58Exo glass repair.
19:04Exo glass repair.
19:06Exo glass repair.
19:09Exo glass repair.
19:10Exo glass repair.
19:11Exo glass repair.
19:12Exo glass repair.
19:13Exo glass repair.
19:14Exo glass repair.
19:15Exo glass repair.
19:17Exo glass repair.
19:19Exo glass repair.
19:20Exo glass repair.
19:21Exo glass repair.
19:23Exo glass repair.
19:24Exo glass repair.
19:25Exo glass repair.
19:26Exo glass repair.
19:27Exo glass repair.
19:28Exo glass repair.
19:29Exo glass repair.
19:30Exo glass repair.
19:31Exo glass repair.
19:32Exo glass repair.
19:33Exo glass repair.
19:34Exo glass repair.
19:35Yeah, I'm fine.
19:56I'm full of ideas.
19:58I'm bristling with them.
19:59Idea number one, teleportation through 5,000 degrees
20:02needs some kind of feed.
20:05Idea number two, this feed must be hidden nearby.
20:12Idea number three, if you're as clever as me,
20:15then a teleportation feed can be reversed.
20:19Oh, you should have seen me a little alien with feasts as long.
20:26The last human.
20:28So, you passed my little test, bravo.
20:31This makes you eligible to join the human club.
20:35People have died, Cassandra.
20:36You murdered them.
20:38It depends on your definition of people.
20:40And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries.
20:44Take me to court, then, doctor.
20:46And watch me smile and cry and flutter.
20:51And creak.
20:52And what?
20:54Creak.
20:54You're creaking.
20:55You're creaking.
20:57What?
20:59I'm drying out.
21:01Oh, sweet heavens.
21:03Moisturise me.
21:04Moisturise me.
21:05Where are my surgeons?
21:06My lovely boys.
21:08It's too hot.
21:09Raise the temperature.
21:11Have pity.
21:14Moisturise me.
21:15Oh, doctor.
21:17Oh, doctor.
21:17Help her.
21:19Everything has its time and everything dies.
21:21Oh, I am too young.
21:26Oh, I am too young.
21:29Shuttle's four and six, departing.
21:43This unit now closing down for maintenance.
21:52Shuttle's four and six, departing.
21:55This unit now closing down for maintenance.
21:58The end of the earth is gone.
22:10We were too busy saving ourselves, no one saw it go.
22:18All those years, all that history, no one was even looking.
22:22It's just...
22:26Come with me.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:31When was you doing this when you were too busy?
22:32What's your business?
22:33When is your business?
22:34What's your business?
22:37Come in.
22:38All those years, you're just going to say while you're kingdom say they've got to work.
22:40Oh, my God.
23:10You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete, but it won't.
23:25One day it's all gone.
23:28Even the sky.
23:36My planet's gone.
23:38It's dead.
23:43It burned like the earth.
23:46It's just rocks and dust.
23:49Before it's time.
23:53What happened?
23:56There was a war and we lost.
24:00And we're with who?
24:06What about your people?
24:08I'm a time lord.
24:11I'm the last of the time lords.
24:14They're all gone.
24:16I'm the only survivor.
24:17I'm left travelling on my own because there's no-one else.
24:23It's me.
24:29You've seen how dangerous it is.
24:31Do you want to go home?
24:32I don't know.
24:39I want...
24:40Oh, she needs my chips.
24:47Yeah.
24:49Yeah.
24:49I want chips.
24:51Me too.
24:51Right then.
24:53Before you get me back in that box, chips it is and you can pay.
24:56Not money.
24:57What sort of date are you?
24:59Come on then, tightwad.
25:00Chips are on me.
25:01We've only got five billion years till the shot's posed.
25:16Now, we've seen the future.
25:17Let's have a look at the past.
25:191860.
25:19How was 1860, Sam?
25:21What happened in 1860?
25:22I don't know.
25:23Let's find out.
25:25Can't believe she's gone.
25:26Not gone, Mr. Red Paltz.
25:29Nearly sleeping.
25:31She's up and on her feet and up there somewhere.
25:33Mr. Snead, for shame, how many more times?
25:36It's ungodly.
25:38Excuse me, sir, Mr. Dickens.
25:39This is your call?
25:41Use the sight.
25:42Find you, lady.
25:44Or you're dismissed.
25:46What?
25:47How does Magoria hurt?
25:48Is this?
25:51That's more like it.
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26:29Woo!