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00:00On your mark, get set, go!
00:02Come on, come on, come on.
00:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:06He's got a side shot!
00:08Fights is out! Fights is out!
00:10He has our noodle!
00:12Fights is out!
00:14Figure it out!
00:16Whoa!
00:18Saz is out!
00:20He's physically overtook me like that.
00:22That's a height advantage.
00:24That's headshot, baby.
00:26John's tattooing me.
00:28I belong to him now.
00:30Oh my god!
00:32In first place with 200 points, Francis.
00:34Second place with 100 points, Saz.
00:38This is Beer Game Show.
00:51Welcome back to Beer Game Show.
00:53Today we are doing things a little differently.
00:55This is SoBeer Game Show.
00:57Our contestants will be abstaining from alcohol.
00:59But, that doesn't mean old Vibzy won't be sipping down the suds.
01:05For every incorrect answer, I will be drinking this time.
01:08We have three categories for you today.
01:10Questions, challenges, and party games.
01:14Saz, do you party?
01:17Do you party?
01:18Not really, no.
01:19Kind of just hang out.
01:21What if I say, do you party?
01:24Oh!
01:25Of course!
01:26Yeah!
01:28Alright, so gentlemen, the rule is, you must go with the lower numeric value before you go to the higher.
01:33So, for example, you must do questions for 100 before you move on to questions for 250.
01:39Francis, you won the opening challenge.
01:43You were starting off with 200 points and control of the board.
01:47Where would you like to go?
01:49Uh, let's do party games for 100.
01:51The name of the game is NBA Tweet Boulder Dash.
01:54I assume none of you know what Boulder Dash is.
01:57I know Boulder Dash.
01:59I knew Francis knew.
02:00It's a game!
02:01It's a fun game!
02:02It's a fun game!
02:03You guys never played Boulder Dash?
02:04No.
02:05This is a game of deception.
02:06You are trying to fool your opponents into thinking what you have written down on your piece of paper is the truth.
02:12If your tweet gets votes, you get points.
02:14The year, 2012.
02:17The player, Dennis Smith Jr.
02:20Okay.
02:21So what was Dennis Smith Jr. thinking November 5th of 2012?
02:26The holidays are coming up.
02:27What's going through his head?
02:28Could I get that name one more time please?
02:31Dennis Smith Jr.
02:33Not to be confused with Dennis Smith Sr.
02:40Are we getting the camera on Meek?
02:42I don't know what's going on right now.
02:44I think that's dedication to staying out of the shot and I love it.
02:54I was just improv and I guess that was a good way to get the votes.
02:57Good improv.
03:00Tweet A.
03:02Think about my tongue switching back and forth between your holes.
03:06Tweet B.
03:07This year at Thanksgiving, I ain't eating yams for real.
03:12Tweet C.
03:13Everybody has God-given talents.
03:14Mine just so happens to be slanging this wood in my pants.
03:24Alright.
03:25Tweet D.
03:27Heading home for the holidays.
03:29Can't wait to see Dennis Smith Sr.
03:31That's just his son who loves his dad.
03:36Gentlemen, do you want me to read him again?
03:37No.
03:38No.
03:39I'd like to hear B one more time please.
03:40B.
03:41That's a great choice Harry.
03:42This year at Thanksgiving, I ain't eating yams for real.
03:47For real spelled FR.
03:49Oh yeah, I'm definitely going.
03:51Alright, I got mine.
03:52Let's see those boards.
03:54I went B.
03:55B.
03:56C.
03:57C.
03:58Gentlemen, the correct answer is C.
04:00Let's go fucking A.
04:01Do I get a point because he voted for mine?
04:03Francis, yours was this year at Thanksgiving, I ain't eating yams for real.
04:07Yeah, I said that.
04:08Sass thought you were a black man.
04:09That's pretty impressive.
04:10That's impressive.
04:11I don't even know if Dennis Smith is black, so that's not racist.
04:14It doesn't sound black.
04:16That's true.
04:17Sounds like a mailman.
04:18That feels like an old NBA tweet, you know?
04:22Francis, you won party games for 100.
04:24You are still in control of the board.
04:27Let's do questions for 100.
04:28Questions for 100.
04:30Gentlemen, you're all in the comedy field.
04:32This is bullshit because I told him.
04:33Who was the most profitable touring comedian in 2024?
04:36I don't even know the answer.
04:37I would have known it.
04:38Sass, you were on tour in 2024.
04:40Did you make a lot of money?
04:41No.
04:42Not like that, no.
04:44Ballpark it.
04:46About 180 million off.
04:49Alright.
04:51So you didn't make more than Francis?
04:53No, no.
04:54No, no.
04:55What?
04:56Not a chance, not a chance.
04:57This is an argument we get into a lot.
04:59Oh, really?
05:00I say he makes more, he says I make more.
05:02Yeah.
05:03We'll go one by one this time.
05:05Fights, let me see your board.
05:06Bargatze.
05:07Nate Bargatze.
05:08Bargatze.
05:09That's what I also had.
05:10You guys know comedy.
05:12Nate Bargatze is correct.
05:13Each of you getting 100 points on that one.
05:15Alright, I'll take it.
05:16Cool.
05:17Francis, you are still in control of the board.
05:19Questions for 250.
05:20Questions for 250.
05:21According to Dr. Oz, my personal hero, how many times a day is it healthy to fart?
05:28Does this count sleep?
05:29I would assume.
05:3024 hour period.
05:3124 hour cycle, brother.
05:32Sass, let's see your board.
05:3515.
05:3615 times.
05:37I said 22.
05:3822.
05:39Way off.
05:40Before I reveal mine, I'd like to say we interviewed Dr. Oz in February of 2020.
05:45And he told us COVID didn't matter.
05:50I don't think we should panic.
05:51I'm not that concerned about it.
05:52Wash your hands, please.
05:53But we'll lose 50,000 people from the influenza virus.
05:5650,000 in America.
05:58We're not going to lose 50,000 people to the Chinese coronavirus.
06:02Dr. Oz, not a crazy person.
06:03We all knew it was a scamdemic.
06:06The answer I have is eight.
06:08The correct answer.
06:0914.
06:10Oh, let's go.
06:1114 times.
06:12Sass.
06:13One off.
06:14I just assumed it was way less than when I fart.
06:16Yeah, I was thinking of a bad day.
06:18I knew it wasn't going to be when I fart.
06:20What would you say you're putting in there, fights?
06:24We're high 20s, probably.
06:26I mean, I'll knock six out in the morning, and then from there, you're just playing with house money.
06:33Unnecessary flatulence.
06:34Minus 100 points.
06:35What?
06:36Yep.
06:37Can you lose 100 points?
06:40I'm just looking at the board.
06:41Wait.
06:42I'm in.
06:43I'm in.
06:44I'm in.
06:45I'm in.
06:46I'm in.
06:47He's so proud of himself.
06:48He's giddy.
06:49He's tipping from toe to toe.
06:50Do you really want him to lose 100 points?
06:51No.
06:52Okay.
06:53All right.
06:54You're keeping it.
06:55Penalty declined.
06:56He's showing you that he has some power.
06:59Just stay in line.
07:00This is a give a mouse a cookie situation right here.
07:03Sass.
07:04You got the points on that.
07:05250 to you.
07:06You are also in control of the board.
07:07Where would you like to go?
07:08I'm going to go questions 500.
07:09Questions 500.
07:10Tropic Thunder.
07:11Iconic movie.
07:12Tom Cruise.
07:13Great role.
07:14What is his character's name in this role?
07:17Shield.
07:18And if you don't know, or you have no idea, make up something funny.
07:22Make me laugh.
07:23I'll give you some points.
07:25Hmm.
07:26Because according to Dr. Oz, laughter is the best medicine.
07:32Francis, we'll start with you.
07:33Let's see your board.
07:34I have Tug Speedman.
07:35That's a sweet name.
07:37But that might be...
07:38I think that's someone else.
07:40I have Brett Beatty.
07:41Brett Beatty?
07:42The left third baseman?
07:43I thought it started with a B, and this is the first B name that came to mind.
07:47I just wrote agent.
07:48That's all I said.
07:49Agent.
07:50Isn't that what he was?
07:51He was his agent, right?
07:52Yeah, I think so.
07:53He was, but that...
07:54Yes, that wasn't his name.
07:55I didn't know.
07:56Maybe it was a trick question.
07:57Maybe he didn't have a name, and they just only referred to him as his agent.
07:59Not a trick question.
08:00Sound logic, though.
08:01Yeah.
08:02It's worth a shot.
08:03None of those are correct.
08:04The correct answer is Les Grossman.
08:06But...
08:07Tug Speedman?
08:08Awesome name.
08:09I'm taking that.
08:10I think that's...
08:11Made me laugh.
08:12You're taking that?
08:13To 550 points.
08:14Okay.
08:15I can agree with that.
08:17Brett, baby.
08:18I'll give you 25 points.
08:19I also got a character from the movie.
08:21Tug Speedman is in that movie.
08:22Oh.
08:23Is that...
08:24Ben Stiller's character.
08:25Ben Stiller's character, yeah.
08:26Is he played by Tom Cruise?
08:27You named a character from the movie, so you get partial credit.
08:30Yeah, I appreciate it.
08:31Sass just said agent.
08:33Fucking nuts.
08:34I gave you 25.
08:35What?
08:36I gave you 25.
08:37He tried.
08:38I tried.
08:39He named a person.
08:40I was...
08:41Yeah, I was incorrect every step of the way.
08:42But I did try.
08:43Uh...
08:44You know what?
08:45Francis, you did win that.
08:46But fights?
08:47I'm gonna give him control of the board.
08:48Oh.
08:49He hasn't said anything yet.
08:50He hasn't had control yet.
08:51Cause he's failing.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Yeah.
08:54I failed at party games in question, so let's go challenges 100.
08:57Challenges 100.
08:58Bucket head challenge.
09:00Alright, gentlemen.
09:01This is the bucket head challenge.
09:03We are gonna put 60 seconds on the clock, and you are gonna catch as many ping pong balls
09:08as possible in the buckets that are strapped to your head.
09:11Now, you will take the ping pong ball, bounce it off the concrete, onto the glass, and into
09:17your bucket.
09:18On your mark, get set, go!
09:20Oh, you bitch.
09:25This might not be the strat.
09:28Fights seems to have it figured out.
09:30Fights is in the lead with three.
09:31Fights with three.
09:32Others with zero.
09:33Sass with one.
09:34Sass with two.
09:35Sass with two.
09:36Sass has seemed to figure it out.
09:39Sass with three.
09:40Sass has figured out a nice strategy.
09:42Rance is still with zero.
09:43Fights is racking it up.
09:44Rance is still figuring it out.
09:45Oh, fuck.
09:46Ah.
09:5030 seconds.
09:51Sucks.
09:52Fights is killing it.
09:56Sass with a brick.
10:01Fights.
10:02Fights hit again.
10:03Alright, I'll do Fights this way.
10:04Fights has mastered the bucket head.
10:05He is doing great.
10:06Sass is not far behind.
10:07Frank is on the board.
10:08Fights looking like a modern day Brett Beatty.
10:13Fights looking like a modern day Brett Beatty.
10:16Alright, I'm a biscuit.
10:18I lost mine.
10:19Stop!
10:20That's it.
10:21Woo!
10:22All right.
10:2612.
10:2712 for Fights.
10:28Woo!
10:29That's going to be tough to beat.
10:30Francis.
10:31Yeah, I over thought it.
10:32Easy to count.
10:33I really, uh, yeah.
10:35It's all about form.
10:36It's all about form.
10:37Zero for Francis.
10:38Sass.
10:39Eight.
10:40One.
10:41Two.
10:42Three.
10:43Four.
10:44Five.
10:45Six.
10:46Seven.
10:47Eight.
10:48Fights is the winner of the Buckethead Challenge.
10:50Woo!
10:51Alright, gentlemen.
10:52That was Buckethead Challenge.
10:53Fights dominated.
10:54100 points to Fights.
10:55Fights, how'd you do so well?
10:57I just...
10:58You guys provided a mirror.
10:59I just used it.
11:01Just the reflection off the glass.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Francis, you didn't see the reflection on the glass?
11:07I saw the reflection.
11:08Didn't seem like you did at all, though.
11:12Saw the reflection.
11:13I think I'm one of the least hand-eye coordinated people on the planet and I got more of those
11:18than you did.
11:19I lay on the ground and thought that by having my head closer to the floor, it would be more
11:26accurate, but I couldn't see anything.
11:28I actually, I'll say this.
11:29When Francis got down, I went, oh boy, I'm fucked.
11:31I thought that was a smart play.
11:33I saw that and I was laughing in my head.
11:36He's a fool.
11:37He's a fool.
11:38I was like, I can't do this after he's already done it, but clearly that's the way to do
11:41it.
11:42Yeah.
11:43I don't know.
11:44I regret it.
11:45I have regrets.
11:46Fights.
11:47You won that.
11:48You're in control of the board.
11:49Where would you like to go?
11:50Let's stick with the category 250 challenges, please.
11:53Challenges for 250.
11:54This is a double points challenge.
11:56Nice.
11:57Uh-oh.
11:58That sound means we got a double points challenge and you guys will be judged.
12:04We are going to do a little improv game.
12:06Now, to do this improv game, we have brought in the master of improv.
12:12He has actually met both of his wives during improv classes.
12:16He is the king of yes and I do.
12:19Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chris Clemmer.
12:22Oh, I'm in a box.
12:33I'm in a box.
12:34And you know that?
12:35Cause that's object work.
12:36That's improv.
12:37Look at that.
12:38That's the king of improv right there.
12:40Wow.
12:41Wow.
12:42I believed it.
12:43All right.
12:44So this is the double points challenge.
12:45We are going to be working with 500 points.
12:47And at the end, Clemmer will award points based off how you do.
12:50I'm going to have you guys do what they call the alphabet game.
12:53So what you guys are going to do is have a three-way conversation in order.
12:56It's going to go sass, Francis, fights.
12:59You're going to start your conversation with the alphabet.
13:02So you're going to start a sentence with the letter A.
13:05You're going to start a sentence with the letter B.
13:07You're going to start a sentence with the letter C.
13:09It goes back to you D, so on and so forth.
13:12Okay.
13:13I'll give you guys a topic to get you guys started.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15It's just one word per person?
13:16No.
13:17A sentence.
13:18Full sentence.
13:19Okay.
13:20Does every word have to start with A?
13:22Nope.
13:23Just the beginning of the sentence.
13:24The first word of the sentence needs to start with A, B, C, so on and so forth.
13:27Dotted.
13:28Okay.
13:29And try to have it make sense.
13:30Okay.
13:31Your topic is the shopping mall.
13:33All right.
13:34Do we have to stay on topic?
13:35No.
13:36Okay.
13:37Not necessarily.
13:38The shopping mall.
13:39Is it 1986?
13:40Don't make fun of my best days.
13:43I come from a different time.
13:44A better time.
13:45Sorry.
13:46Yes.
13:47I love a shopping mall.
13:48Good.
13:49Sas, you can begin.
13:50Anyways, I was at the shopping mall.
13:53Bringing your children to the shopping mall is your best bet at a childless future.
14:05Christ has risen.
14:06You said they have to do mall?
14:10Crazy people are at the mall.
14:12Does that have anything to do with shopping malls?
14:17Every mall is being replaced by Amazon.
14:20Frankly, I'm happy about it.
14:23Good.
14:25How do you even find the movie theater in the mall?
14:31I just go on my phone and look at the directory.
14:33Jesus has risen again.
14:34Kids have a pretty high tendency of getting picked up by predators at malls.
14:45Look, things are going to happen.
14:47More often than not.
14:50Not gonna lie.
14:52I wouldn't be sad if someone else took these kids from me.
14:56Oh my god, I would be devastated.
15:02Wait, what are we on?
15:03O?
15:04P.
15:05P?
15:06You just did O.
15:07You said...
15:09Sas, quick, quick, quick on his feet here.
15:12Pedophiles are always at the mall.
15:16Quick!
15:17Somebody catch that man taking my children.
15:20Hmm.
15:21Realistically, it's probably the same percentage of pedophiles at the mall as at the park and anywhere else.
15:26I just don't know the alphabet.
15:28I'm having to go through it in my head.
15:30You should have put a chart up.
15:33It's a new concept.
15:34Surprisingly, there's actually more pedophiles at the mall than the park.
15:42Try to think of the letter before it's your turn so that we don't have to wait for you to figure out the alphabet.
15:47That was T.
15:48Breaking the fourth wall.
15:49Love that.
15:50That's smart.
15:51That's great.
15:52That might have stolen the show, to be honest.
15:57Until we hear better advice, then that's the best advice we hear.
16:00Very true.
16:01John?
16:04Well, I gotta be honest.
16:05I don't really know why we keep sticking to this pedophile theme.
16:08Yeah, I do.
16:09It's because pedophiles are awesome.
16:11Oh, wow.
16:14Skip X.
16:16No, I can't.
16:17Skip X.
16:18What?
16:19I said Y.
16:20Oh, I skipped X.
16:21Damn, I lose.
16:22You're out.
16:23Not necessarily.
16:24Damn, I forgot about X.
16:25So I'm on X.
16:26Or no, so I'm on Y.
16:27You're on Y.
16:28He still needs to give an X.
16:29Why did you skip X?
16:30Well, that's a W though.
16:32That's a W though.
16:34Holy shit.
16:37Xylophones are really one of the tools pedophiles use to catch kids.
16:44That was worth the wait.
16:46You'd be surprised.
16:47It's actually usually candy that they use.
17:01Zoos are a solid substitute for malls if you don't have a mall nearby.
17:06All right.
17:07We did it.
17:08We did it.
17:09Great job, guys.
17:10Great job.
17:11Good scene.
17:12Now, Francis, you broke kind of that fourth wall when all the meta.
17:15Yes.
17:16Some people don't like that improv.
17:17They say it's breaking character and you're kind of like giving away what you're doing.
17:20And that can be controversial in improv.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Clearly you haven't been to Herald Night on Tuesday.
17:25Been to too many of them.
17:27I'm a simpleton.
17:28I loved it.
17:29It's like a Jim Halpert in the office looking at the camera.
17:31Yeah.
17:32I loved it.
17:33I loved it.
17:34And then we had a very nice job by Fights and Sass as well.
17:37I think everyone did a really nice job with that.
17:38But I have to give out points.
17:39You do.
17:40500 points total.
17:41I got to break it up.
17:42500 points total.
17:43Yep.
17:44For these three gentlemen.
17:45I'm going to give 150 points to Fights.
17:49I'd give him more, but he doesn't know the alpha.
17:53That's a problem.
17:54I think we all knew that going in, but yeah.
17:56I'm going to give 150 points to Sass.
18:02Okay.
18:03So that's 300 points that you've taken off the board.
18:06Right.
18:07And therefore Francis gets 200 points.
18:09Wonderful job there, Francis.
18:10Thanks.
18:11Oh, what's that?
18:12I hear sirens.
18:14Far in the distance.
18:15Yes.
18:16I must go.
18:17That, once again, improv.
18:18Oh, God.
18:19He's awesome.
18:20He's a master.
18:23Oh, he's a master.
18:24How'd you guys feel about witnessing that in person?
18:28I thought, I mean, that guy's got talent.
18:31Yeah.
18:32That's the it factor that you hear about.
18:33Yeah.
18:34I don't know what he's doing here.
18:35Right.
18:36I have a little inside information because I happened to be standing over there earlier.
18:40I believe he's wearing Kelly Keegs' shirt.
18:42Yes.
18:43I like that.
18:44Two sizes too small.
18:45I thought beneath were his boxers tucked into the sweater.
18:49I also tucked in.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Which would have been quite funny.
18:53I didn't hate the look.
18:54No, no.
18:55It's not a bad look.
18:56I kind of think you should wear that instead of, you know, Mets t-shirts every day.
19:00All right.
19:01So, Francis, I guess you were the winner in that.
19:03Let's do party games for $250.
19:05All right.
19:06Party games for $250.
19:07Blind taste test.
19:08Oh, boy.
19:09Gentlemen, how are your taste buds?
19:12Good.
19:13I think.
19:14Oh, Fights, I feel like you're a connoisseur of food.
19:17I'm nauseous right now.
19:19So, I don't know where this is going to go in my experience with you.
19:22Okay.
19:23It's probably going to go to a bad place.
19:25We do go back.
19:26I'm feeling good today, folks.
19:30Quit asking where lowering the bar is.
19:34Sass, how are your taste buds?
19:37I mean, my taste buds, like, they work.
19:39Like, if I know I'm eating a cheeseburger, I can taste a cheeseburger.
19:41But blind?
19:42I don't know.
19:43I've never really tested it.
19:45Your taste buds work and your premonition works.
19:47Because you will be tasting cheeseburgers.
19:50We have a McDonald's cheeseburger and a Wendy's cheeseburger.
19:54Mmm.
19:55Oh, easy.
19:56No condiments, no frills, just patty, bun, and cheese.
20:01I feel like I'm going to crush this.
20:03You must decide which is the McDonald's cheeseburger and which is the Wendy's cheeseburger.
20:07I got no shot.
20:09None?
20:10I haven't had one of these in years, but I guess I have a 50-50 shot.
20:14You got a 50-50 shot.
20:15Time to plate the meal.
20:19Time to plate the meal.
20:23Meek, don't sing that because we have to pay Frank.
20:25That cost us $500 right there.
20:29Good job.
20:30I'll give him a Daryl Strawberry Bobblehead.
20:31Okay, alright.
20:32We paid him up.
20:35Big bite.
20:38Come on.
20:40This guy knows.
20:41McDonald's.
20:42Immediately.
20:44Obvious.
20:45Okay.
20:46Is there another burger?
20:47There is another burger.
20:48The other half of the challenge.
20:49Right there.
20:52Oh, wait.
20:53This does complicate things.
20:58Oh no.
21:00Oh, they're very similar in size.
21:03Fuck.
21:04Thought he had it figured out.
21:08Big bite.
21:10Yum yum.
21:12Nah, this is McDonald's.
21:15Right?
21:16Wait, hold on.
21:19Take your time.
21:20You're allowed to eat the whole burger.
21:21Yeah.
21:24This is McDonald's.
21:25This is Wendy's.
21:26Okay, so your final answers.
21:28McDonald's, Wendy's.
21:29Sass, thank you for your service.
21:31You're better than the troops and first responders.
21:33Go grab someone else and bring them out here.
21:34Alright.
21:35These are good blindfolds.
21:36I can't see shit.
21:37The burgers are in front of you.
21:38Do you want them closer?
21:39No, no, no.
21:40I'll find them.
21:42They are good blindfolds.
21:43Right there.
21:44Thanks.
21:46And I'm just good to go?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Yeah.
21:49I can do whatever I want.
21:50Do whatever you want.
21:51As long as your blindfold stays on.
21:52There are toothpicks in them, so be careful.
21:54McDonald's.
21:55Wendy's.
21:59Hang on.
22:00Not so fast, my friend.
22:02Yes, keep in mind there are toothpicks in them.
22:04This one just doesn't, like, I really think.
22:09Wait.
22:10What did I say at first?
22:12Did I say this was McDonald's?
22:13Can't tell you.
22:14That's a problem.
22:17Good job.
22:18They both smell like nothing, so that's not helping me at all.
22:21I can't even taste the meat in either of these.
22:23All I can taste is bun.
22:25I got a little toothpick there.
22:29Alright, I'm sticking with maybe my original.
22:34I can only go on feel.
22:36This feels like something I've held before, so I'm going with McDonald's.
22:40This, I'm going to say, is Wendy's.
22:42That's my guess.
22:43Wendy's, McDonald's.
22:44Alright, thank you, Fights.
22:45Appreciate you.
22:46There goes my best friend.
22:47He doesn't know it, but he's my best friend.
22:52The burgers are plated.
22:53Feel around.
22:54Yep, yep, yep.
22:55You're close to one of them.
22:56Feel them.
22:57Lift them.
22:59Do whatever you want with them.
23:00Smell them.
23:02Whatever you want with them.
23:03I think this is McDonald's, and I think this is Wendy's.
23:08I don't think I even need to try them.
23:10You want to forego the taste test?
23:12I forego.
23:13He's foregoing the taste test.
23:15Zass, what are you snacking on?
23:16A burger.
23:17What?
23:18Burger.
23:19You got the rest of the burger?
23:20That's awesome.
23:21Wish I got a burger.
23:22I still don't know.
23:23That's Whack Arnold's.
23:24I don't know.
23:25They look exactly the same.
23:26I just looked at both of them.
23:27No, one of them has beef angles coming out of it.
23:30I didn't even taste them.
23:31I just felt them.
23:33Gentlemen.
23:34The results.
23:35Fights.
23:37You.
23:39Know the difference between Wendy's and McDonald's.
23:41Let's go.
23:42That felt big.
23:45Francis.
23:46You did not take a bite of either burger.
23:49And you guessed.
23:50Your guess was correct.
23:53Oh wow.
23:54I'm a feel guy.
23:56You can feel it, you know.
23:58Whoa.
23:59Whoa.
24:00Whoa.
24:01What's out there?
24:02What's out there?
24:03Feels good.
24:04Yeah.
24:05Zass.
24:06I see where it's going.
24:07No, no, no.
24:08You can imagine.
24:10You took your time.
24:13You took many, many bites.
24:15But.
24:16You were incorrect.
24:18You do not know the difference.
24:20Oh man.
24:21All right.
24:22So, Zass.
24:23You are out.
24:24All right.
24:25We now must do a tiebreaker.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Oh.
24:28We're going to continue the blind taste test.
24:29With a Skittles taste test.
24:33One in Francis' hand, one in fights' hand.
24:36Are we?
24:37Do it.
24:38Go for it, brothers.
24:39Let you chew on that.
24:44Let you suck on it.
24:46Why is that funny, Zass?
24:48All right.
24:49I know.
24:50It just is.
24:51You know?
24:52I know that one.
24:53Ready?
24:54Do we have the same color?
24:55Yes.
24:56Yeah.
24:57Yes.
24:58Show your words, gentlemen.
24:59The correct answer was...
25:02Grape.
25:04Francis.
25:06Once you say it now, yes, it was clearly definitely grape.
25:08Yeah.
25:09I thought for sure that was live.
25:10Lime is insane.
25:11It was either going to be cherry or grape.
25:13I'm not done.
25:14And then you have your citrus family.
25:15And it was definitely not in the citrus family.
25:17I don't know how to taste.
25:19Lime is a tough one to mistake in.
25:24I could have sworn.
25:25I was like, I nailed that.
25:26I didn't even have a question about it.
25:28All right.
25:29That was...
25:30What was that?
25:31Challenges?
25:32No, that was Party Games.
25:33That was Party Games.
25:34Great party game now.
25:35Who the fuck does a blind taste test test?
25:37Party.
25:38Who wrote these?
25:41All right.
25:42So that was Party Games for 250.
25:44Francis, you're the winner.
25:46250 points to you.
25:47You are in control of the board.
25:49Where would you like to go?
25:50Let's do the final Party Game for 500, please.
25:52Party Games for 500.
25:54Technical difficulties.
25:56One second, please.
25:58That's how I...
25:59I don't know the taste of Skittles.
26:00I go...
26:01Whoa, baby.
26:02They got like a yellow, probably.
26:04This is so obvious.
26:05Oh, Meek.
26:06Meek, what is happening, dude?
26:08Meek!
26:09What are you doing?
26:10Meek!
26:11What?
26:12It's not time for that yet.
26:13What do you mean?
26:14They know what it is.
26:15They fucking see it.
26:16What do you think it is?
26:17It's just...
26:18No, you're putting the fucking meatball...
26:19I'm putting meatball...
26:20They see it.
26:21Are you fucking stupid?
26:22No, I'm not.
26:23What are you told to do?
26:24Sass, you fucking see this shit?
26:25I do.
26:26Are you fucking stupid?
26:27Dumb idiot?
26:28Fucking hell.
26:30Fuck!
26:31Gibbs, that was incredible.
26:35I didn't know that was a fake bottle.
26:40Acting.
26:41That scared the shit out of me.
26:42I thought that was real.
26:43I sort of walked off.
26:44Yes.
26:45Yeah.
26:46I thought it was real until the bottle.
26:47The bottle, I was like, alright, I think we're there.
26:49It felt like a real bottle.
26:51Yeah.
26:52Sass, what did you think?
26:53I was horrified.
26:55Yeah.
26:56I was like, I'm...
26:57Yeah, no, I see it.
26:58I see it.
26:59You just started walking away.
27:00No, I walked away.
27:02I was like, this is the end of everything.
27:05I was like, I'm just gonna keep laughing and hopefully that'll calm things down.
27:12I saw you getting madder and I was like, no one's stepping in on this.
27:18You thought that was real, right?
27:19Oh, I 100% thought it was real.
27:21It was genuinely impressive acting.
27:23You all thought it was good acting?
27:24Yes.
27:25Alright, 50 points to everybody.
27:26You thought it was good acting.
27:27Please.
27:28You were like, you see it.
27:29And I was like, oh, I see it.
27:30Yeah, I see it.
27:33I don't really see.
27:34I don't know what I'm looking at now, you know?
27:37What a rush.
27:39Alright, we're moving on.
27:40Alright, I mean, I said party games for 500.
27:43It's time to get on Meek's Wavelength.
27:45You've all played the game Wavelength.
27:47I love Wavelength.
27:48It's a fun game.
27:49You will get a prompt.
27:50Based off of Meek's clue, you must guess where on the spectrum he falls.
27:55That is not an autism joke.
27:57That's the rules of the game.
27:59The prompt is, unsexy animal, sexy animal.
28:04Whew.
28:05Yeah, take a deep breath.
28:07This is tough.
28:08Jessica Rabbit.
28:10Jessica Rabbit is the hint.
28:13Okay.
28:14That's not, that's kind of a cartoon animal.
28:16Well, it's an animal.
28:17Can you go a real animal?
28:18Like, what do you think in the real world?
28:19No, he's sowing his hand.
28:21I mean, literally not a sexier animal.
28:24Okay, alright.
28:25Jessica Rabbit.
28:26Jessica Rabbit.
28:27Jessica Rabbit is the animal.
28:29But she's a rabbit.
28:30Wait, oh.
28:31Can I change?
28:32Okay, can I change?
28:33Lola Bunny.
28:34Okay, Lola Bunny.
28:35Who is Jessica Rabbit?
28:36That is still a fictional animal.
28:41Look, you gotta do a real animal in the animal kingdom.
28:43Got it?
28:44Got it.
28:45Alright, Meek.
28:46A real animal.
28:47Not a cartoon animal.
28:48Alright.
28:49A real animal.
28:50Just prefacing, I would not want to fuck any animals.
28:52So let's just get that out the way.
28:53I'm not a fan of bestiality.
28:54I don't think that's true.
28:55That's a good disclaimer.
28:56Just, I'll put a disclaimer out there.
28:58That's smart.
28:59So, unsexy, sexy.
29:01Um.
29:02Tortoise.
29:03Is that just an animal?
29:04Yeah.
29:05Alright.
29:06Yeah, Sass.
29:07You seem eager.
29:08Go up there.
29:09You know what a tortoise is like.
29:10I'm gonna go.
29:11So, Sass.
29:12You think a tortoise is mid.
29:13Yeah, you can go either way.
29:14Okay.
29:15Fair.
29:16Nothing special, but not hideous.
29:17Francis.
29:18They're not-
29:19They're not-
29:20I mean, look, I have no idea what the fuck is going on inside of his brain, but if I had
29:28to guess, my personal opinion, which I know is not how you're supposed to play, Tortai are not the most sexy.
29:45Kinda old.
29:46Old creatures.
29:47They're very old.
29:48They're elderly.
29:49They're sage.
29:50Yes.
29:51Alright.
29:52Thank you, Francis.
29:53Fights.
29:54Now, personally, I would be a little more over here.
29:57Okay.
29:58But I think Meek's gonna be more this way.
30:05I think Meek's gonna be a little closer to Francis.
30:08So, Fights, you think this guy thinks a tortoise is not very sexy.
30:15Yeah, he had a bad taste in his mouth when he said it.
30:17Yeah.
30:18He didn't look to love it.
30:19What do you think is unsexy about a tortoise, or he thinks is unsexy about a tortoise?
30:23I think you guys kinda touched bases.
30:25I think the age is probably a factor.
30:28The living in kind of a swampy type atmosphere environment.
30:34I find them to be rather voluptuous.
30:35I actually think they live in more of a desert type of climate.
30:38Do they?
30:39I think so.
30:40I think if it's just like the pond.
30:41I don't know.
30:42I think you're thinking of a turtle.
30:43Kinda annoying.
30:44Oh, what are we doing with tortoise?
30:45Yeah.
30:46It's the same thing.
30:47I'm absolutely thinking of a turtle, because it's the same thing as a tortoise.
30:49Pretty much, yeah.
30:50Basically.
30:51What's a tortoise?
30:52A tortoise is in different climates?
30:54One's amphibious, and the other is more like land only, right?
30:59Fuck if I know.
31:00One's amphibious, and one is dry, and a tortoise is dry.
31:04I didn't know that.
31:05I learned something new on Beer Game Show.
31:06Tortoises not only dry, they make me dry.
31:09Show me where you fall for a tortoise.
31:13Oh, sassy pants.
31:14Oh, sassy pants.
31:15Wow, Harry!
31:16Nailed it.
31:17Sassy pants.
31:18Is that four or three?
31:21Nicky the ref.
31:23Oh.
31:24It's like right in the middle.
31:26Oh, it's right on the line, but I think it's more on the three.
31:29All right.
31:30I'll take it.
31:31I'll take it.
31:32Sass.
31:33Sass three.
31:34Not bad.
31:35Three points to sass.
31:36Tortoise, officially mid.
31:37All right.
31:38Is this a zero-sum game, so whoever has the most points at the end wins all 500?
31:41Yes.
31:42Got it.
31:43So there are two more rounds.
31:44All right, gentlemen.
31:45The prompt is normal greeting, weird greeting.
31:49All right.
31:50Would anyone like to go first?
31:52Actually, Sass, you won that round.
31:54Well, we need to...
31:55We need to...
31:56You're up first.
31:57Yeah, but I have to say...
31:58Yeah, yeah.
31:59I know what we're doing.
32:00I know the fucking game.
32:02Good call.
32:03Good call.
32:04Good morning, handsome.
32:08All right.
32:10All right.
32:11Okay.
32:14That smile you got on there.
32:16I don't know what it's saying to me.
32:18You're so flirtatious.
32:19Look at the way you twist your body.
32:22Meek oozes sex.
32:23Yeah, that's what I don't...
32:24I don't know Meek well enough to...
32:26Remember, normal greeting, weird greeting.
32:29I feel like he could go either way on that.
32:31Oh, Meek goes either way.
32:33Yeah, exactly.
32:34You took that as a normal greeting.
32:38No, I took it as a weird.
32:39Oh, you took that as a weird greeting.
32:41Yes.
32:42Has anyone ever woken you up with good morning, handsome?
32:45Or just said that to you?
32:47Um...
32:49No, I doubt it.
32:50Yeah.
32:51It wouldn't be a huge shock though, but...
32:54Like it's...
32:55I could see myself walking in the office seeing Francis going,
32:57Whoa, morning, handsome.
32:58You look nice today.
33:00Um...
33:01I mean, Meek is ear to ear smiling.
33:03I don't know.
33:04Like he loves it.
33:05But he looked disgusted by the tortoises earlier.
33:07And he fucking hates...
33:08I wasn't disgusted.
33:09I said they were mid.
33:10How are you?
33:11Yeah, I know, but your face looked disgusted.
33:13You're all...
33:14Well, I don't show my cards.
33:15That's why this smile right now is having me thinking it's a weird one.
33:18I will say Francis is very good at greetings.
33:20I see him in the mornings.
33:22He greets Patty McGonagall.
33:24He greets...
33:25Ah, Vibsy.
33:26That's good stuff.
33:27Fights...
33:28Or...
33:29Francis.
33:30All right, Francis, you are up.
33:31Just hedging against the inevitable office shooting.
33:34That is...
33:37A good plan.
33:39Have you seen me in my leather duster?
33:42It's hanging on a rack in the back.
33:45Right there.
33:46That's tough.
33:47I don't know.
33:48Meek, I've reached the point where I drink enough where I need to pee.
33:55Will you go fetch me my pee cup?
33:57Is that a serious thing?
33:59Yes, we went over this.
34:00What's your pee cup?
34:01No, I'm kidding.
34:02All right, Fights.
34:03You gave...
34:04That's a normal greeting.
34:05You said normal.
34:06No, he said weird.
34:07Weird.
34:08You said weird.
34:09I don't know.
34:10If I was just explaining it, I don't know what's going on.
34:11Normal weird.
34:12All right, Fights.
34:13You said...
34:14Who put two people with F names on the fucking show?
34:18That's pissing me off.
34:19All right.
34:20Francis.
34:21You said that's a weird greeting.
34:22No, no.
34:23You said it's normal.
34:24More normal.
34:31I'm getting to the point where I'm too drunk.
34:35I need you to call my mom.
34:37Just like Leo Harris.
34:39I'm getting fired.
34:44I'm not getting renewed.
34:46All right.
34:47Francis.
34:48You said that is a...
34:49Normal greeting.
34:50Normal greeting.
34:51I think it's a pretty normal greeting.
34:52Yeah.
34:53But again, I just don't know much about Meek.
34:54Okay.
34:55I'm just going to let him do it.
34:56I got nothing to say at this point.
34:58All right.
35:01Yeah!
35:03Francis with two.
35:04Damn.
35:05Francis with two points.
35:06Now, Meek does...
35:08Does your mother greet you with that when you wake up?
35:11No.
35:12Oh.
35:13Have you been greeted by that in the office?
35:15No.
35:16I think it's normal.
35:17Do you think your mother doesn't think you're handsome?
35:19No, she does.
35:20Oh.
35:21Why doesn't she say it in the morning then?
35:22I don't know.
35:23Maybe I'm trying to talk with her.
35:26The prompt is, person you could beat up, person who'd beat you up.
35:33I like this one.
35:34This is me.
35:35So this is, like, person I could beat up.
35:38All right.
35:39Yep.
35:40Yes.
35:41Yep.
35:42Vibs isn't the only one who doesn't know the rules.
35:44All right.
35:50Um...
35:51Give us a good fair fight.
35:52Tommy smokes.
35:53Okay.
35:54That is a fair fight.
35:55I'll fuck with that.
35:56All right.
35:57Francis, you're up first.
35:58Meek thinks he...
35:59This is a person you can beat up.
36:01Yeah.
36:02It's the leftist person I can beat up.
36:03Every guy thinks they can beat every other guy up.
36:05And I think Tommy smokes is an exceptionally weak human being.
36:09So...
36:10I'm gonna go...
36:13Right here.
36:16Sass, you're eyeing me.
36:18And I think I can beat you up.
36:19All right.
36:20Perfect.
36:21All right.
36:22All right.
36:23Perfect.
36:24All right.
36:25Awesome.
36:26Uh, Sass, what's your opinion on Tommy smokes and his fighting abilities?
36:30I think, uh, Meek and Tommy would actually be a pretty solid fight.
36:34I think Meek's probably got more muscle on him than Tommy does.
36:37But Tommy's definitely got height and length.
36:39Meek, flex for the camera, please.
36:41Oh, wow.
36:42You should've done that to start off with.
36:44Now fights is at an advantage.
36:45Fights, go ahead and get up there and show me where you think Tommy smokes falls on the spectrum.
36:50I think Meek thinks he's got that ass.
36:54Uh, fights.
36:55What is your opinion on Tommy smokes fighting ability?
36:57Tommy, I'll give him credit.
36:58Tommy's in the gym.
36:59Yes, he is.
37:00But, uh...
37:01Supposedly.
37:02No, Tommy smokes in there every day.
37:03We go to the same gym.
37:04Never seen him there once.
37:05Wow.
37:06Yeah.
37:07I will do anything to belong to that gym.
37:08It's smokes, Sass, Gaz.
37:11What are the big three?
37:12Is Gaz there too?
37:13Oh yeah.
37:14I've never seen him there either.
37:15I don't go a lot.
37:16That's probably what it is.
37:17That's fair.
37:21Alright, Meek.
37:22Reveal.
37:26Oh!
37:27I was gonna put it right there!
37:28Wow!
37:29I mean, I'm...
37:30Well, it doesn't...
37:31No points for anyone?
37:32No points for anybody.
37:33I was gonna say, I'm closer than Sass.
37:35I thought it'd be a fair fight, me and Tommy.
37:36I was gonna put it right down the fucking hill.
37:38I think 50%.
37:39I think I could take him on.
37:40It could be even odds.
37:41Zero points.
37:42So I went.
37:43Yeah.
37:44Zero points.
37:45Zero points.
37:46That means Sass is the winner of the challenge.
37:51Dammit.
37:52Sass, you're in control, but there is only one category open.
37:56Challenges for 500.
37:57Meek Mafia.
37:58Gentlemen, you will have a colored condiment.
38:02You will answer trivia questions.
38:04For every question you get right, you will get three seconds of squirting on Meek.
38:09I didn't stutter.
38:10That's three seconds of squirting on Meek.
38:14That's a long time.
38:15That is a long time.
38:16That is a long time.
38:17That is an eternity in squirting hours.
38:20The person who has the most of their condiment on Meek at the end of the challenge is the winner.
38:27Anyone want to guess what the condiment is?
38:31Mayonnaise?
38:32Mayonnaise?
38:33I'm going mustard.
38:34It's going to be Cool Whip.
38:37Cool Whip.
38:38It is actually ranch.
38:40Ranch.
38:41Oh, that's terrible.
38:42With food dye in it.
38:43That sucks.
38:44It smells.
38:45Sorry, bud.
38:46It smells.
38:48Damn, dude.
38:50Your first question.
38:51We gave Frank the Tank pictures of each of your faces.
38:55We asked him which face is the most punchable.
38:59He said I'll tell you what.
39:01It's a tough contest.
39:02Yeah.
39:03Okay.
39:04Boy, this is tough.
39:06Yeah.
39:07This is so tough.
39:08Fights.
39:09Reveal.
39:10Okay.
39:11My answer, I want to preface this, is not my answer.
39:15I think it's Frank's answer.
39:16I think Frank would see red at the sight of Francis's bow tie.
39:22You've got to get in the mind of Frank in this.
39:24This isn't yours.
39:25Right.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Francis, what is your answer?
39:28I think it's me.
39:29I mean, I'm wearing a tux and very smug looking, you know.
39:33This is a picture that bothers people.
39:35All right.
39:36Little Sass.
39:37I just went with myself.
39:38You went with yourself?
39:39Yeah, because I feel like I could see Frank saying that for sure.
39:44You think Frank wants to punch you in the face?
39:45I could definitely see it, yeah.
39:46Do you want to punch yourself in the face?
39:47No, no.
39:48No, no, no.
39:49Not at all.
39:50I think despite the answer, I think me and Sass have more punchable faces.
39:51Yeah.
39:52Than Francis.
39:53Definitely.
39:54I feel like if I punched Francis's face, my hand would shatter.
39:55Yeah, exactly.
39:56We had the chubby faces.
39:57All right.
39:58Let's see what Frank had to say.
39:59So out of these three contestants, who is the most punchable face?
40:02Yeah.
40:03Any reason why?
40:04I mean, just look at the smug look on his face.
40:05There you go.
40:06Oh, wow.
40:07That's exactly what you said.
40:08Smugness.
40:09Smugness.
40:10That's what you said.
40:11Smugness.
40:12That's what you said.
40:13Smugness.
40:14That's what you said.
40:15Yeah.
40:16Yeah.
40:17Yeah.
40:18Yeah.
40:19Yeah.
40:20Yeah.
40:21Yeah.
40:22Yeah.
40:23Yeah.
40:24Yeah.
40:25Damn.
40:26Fights.
40:27Francis, you will get a chance to squirt your condiment on Meek.
40:30Go ahead and step up to the stool.
40:31Stand on the stool?
40:32You will stand on the stool, yes.
40:34Is this precarious?
40:35I don't know what that word means.
40:38All right.
40:39Gentlemen.
40:40Go!
40:43Stop!
40:45Perfect.
40:46That's a lot of ranch, Meek.
40:48That is round one.
40:49I think...
40:50I think...
40:51You have more volume, but you didn't spread it out.
40:52I think this...
40:53As I did it, I was like, I gotta be spreading.
40:55Meek, how you feeling?
40:57Let's just get this going.
40:58Yeah.
40:59All right.
41:00I got his hair.
41:01I got a lot in his hair.
41:03This is a...
41:04This feels really bad to be a contestant on.
41:06All right, gentlemen.
41:07Meek Mafia continues.
41:10Second question.
41:11Just roll the footage.
41:13Oh, everything is good.
41:14God is good.
41:15And I believe in good people around me.
41:18Hmm.
41:19And what's your name?
41:20Sparky.
41:21I sing.
41:24That's all I do is sing.
41:26All right.
41:27Let's hear it.
41:28For real?
41:29Yeah.
41:30Anything I want?
41:31Anything you want.
41:32I play with them toys.
41:34Play with them toys.
41:36My toys make noise.
41:39My toys may not.
41:41Play with them toys.
41:43Play with them toys.
41:45I play with them toys.
41:47My toys in my life.
41:49Woo!
41:50Watch how they run.
41:51Watch how they run.
41:52Watch how they run.
41:53Sparky's having some fun.
41:55Play with them toys.
41:57Yeah, I play with them toys.
41:59Toys in my life.
42:01Don't you know it?
42:02Play with them toys.
42:03All right.
42:04How old are you?
42:05Woo!
42:06All right, gentlemen.
42:07How old is Sparky?
42:08My god.
42:09Lunch walk is having some fun, having some fun.
42:13Yes, I play with them toys, play with them toys.
42:17My toys make noise, my toys make noise.
42:22Oh, yeah, that's right.
42:25And how old are you?
42:26Ooh.
42:28All right, gentlemen.
42:31How old is Sparky?
42:32Oh, my god.
42:36All that.
42:38That was good, that was good.
42:41So I'm going to be honest, I don't know the answer to this.
42:43I've been dying to know.
42:44They didn't tell me.
42:45So I'm about to find out with you guys.
42:46All right.
42:47Fights.
42:47How old do you think Sparky is?
42:4962.
42:4962.
42:50Francis?
42:5158.
42:5158.
42:5359.
42:54Wow, we're close.
42:55I said 23.
42:58Black don't crack.
43:00I hope he's young.
43:01I hope he's young.
43:02And how old are you?
43:03Ooh, too old.
43:04I don't like to say that, but I'm going to tell you.
43:0666.
43:07Oh, my god.
43:10He looks so good.
43:1166.
43:1166 is crazy.
43:14All right.
43:14So the closest to that is fights.
43:18Myself becoming a baseball jersey guy.
43:21It's not bad.
43:22All right.
43:22Ready?
43:24Go.
43:28Stop.
43:29It's a lot of pink.
43:31Yeah.
43:31It's a lot of red.
43:33What'd you say?
43:34I guess I said pink, but I meant it's a lot of red.
43:36Oh, I thought you said it's coming out big.
43:38No.
43:39No.
43:39No.
43:40No.
43:40No.
43:41No.
43:42No.
43:42No.
43:43No.
43:43No.
43:44No.
43:44No.
43:45No.
43:45No.
43:46No.
43:46No.
43:47No.
43:47No.
43:48No.
43:48No.
43:49No.
43:49No.
43:50No.
43:50No.
43:50So what the hell is this?
43:53You never know who's going to stop by a beer game show.
43:55And we've got a very special guest.
43:57How's it going?
43:58Nice to meet you.
43:59Nice to meet you.
44:00The heck?
44:01What the heck?
44:02We don't even know even less now that you're here.
44:05There are no rules.
44:06This is very random.
44:08Now, I guess this is a good time to show you guys what you're competing for.
44:10Ladies and gentlemen, Hooters Surfboard signed by Dale Earnhardt-June.
44:14Oh, damn!
44:18Pretty cool.
44:22Wow.
44:28We should probably take a picture
44:30with him next to it so I can prove that it's real
44:32when I try to sell it.
44:34Will you put that above your mantle?
44:36No.
44:38I would gladly take it.
44:42He had no idea what he was doing.
44:44We actually saw him, we were talking to him beforehand
44:46because he was in that hallway
44:48and we were about to go eat cheeseburgers.
44:50So he had a general idea of what he was coming to do.
44:52That's who was in there?
44:54We were in his room.
44:56I thought we were just saying hi to a bunch of random people.
44:58No!
45:00I didn't recognize him.
45:02He thought that was comedian Jeff Foxworth.
45:04Will you go to the next question?
45:06I'm trying to stink.
45:08Sorry, Meek. Final question.
45:10This guy thinks he is the best competitive eater in the company.
45:14He loves cheese balls.
45:18Tech Guy Jason.
45:20I'm Jason. When I was a baby, they did surgery on my cock and balls.
45:22I love cheese balls.
45:24All right, that is Tech Guy Jason.
45:30What you see is what you get.
45:32Now, your question is, do you think Jason can eat 100 cheese balls in a minute?
45:38This is 100 cheese balls. I'll let you pass it around.
45:40Let me get a peek.
45:42I'm going to put, this is the confidence I have in Jason.
45:44I'm not even thinking.
45:46All right.
45:48Is he going to, has he already done it?
45:50You will see a video clip.
45:52Francis.
45:53I say no.
45:54I just think that this is going to be like saltines a little bit.
45:56Like you're going to run out of moisture and it'll start to get hard to swallow.
46:00But I could be dead wrong.
46:01Okay.
46:02I had the exact same thought.
46:03You said no as well.
46:04Yeah.
46:05All right, let's roll the tape.
46:06On your mark.
46:07Get set.
46:08Go.
46:11Oh, he's got water.
46:12I mean, this is.
46:13He's going slow.
46:15He's going slow.
46:16Fucking eat, bro.
46:19He's not on pace.
46:21Oh, not even close.
46:23No, he's not even close.
46:25Damn, I thought I had that one.
46:30Stop.
46:31Stop.
46:32Stop.
46:33You can finish what's in your mouth.
46:35You guys are fucking talking as if you even tried.
46:38You didn't step up.
46:42I'll take it.
46:43You didn't step up.
46:4451 cheese balls in a minute.
46:46I'm going to be honest.
46:47This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
46:50Sass, you said no.
46:51Yes.
46:52Francis, you said no.
46:53I said no.
46:54Let's go squirt.
46:55All right, gentlemen.
46:56Start.
46:57Get set.
46:58Squirt.
46:59Stop.
47:00Oh, no.
47:01Mine didn't even.
47:02Mine just blended in with yours.
47:03Get a little air in there.
47:04Yeah.
47:05You can't even see that.
47:07All right, Meek.
47:08Go ahead and stand up.
47:09Yeah.
47:10Judging off Meek's shirt and pants, I would say blue is the winner.
47:16Oh, God.
47:17Francis gets 500 points.
47:23Meek, how you feeling?
47:24I want to take a shower.
47:25Okay.
47:26You can go take a shower.
47:29All right.
47:31With 1500 points, Francis is the winner of the trivia round.
47:35In second place, Little Sass.
47:37And coming in third, who will get a big disadvantage in the beergasm obstacle course is Fights.
47:43Now, who will win the beergasm obstacle course?
47:46Find out after these commercial breaks.
47:52Oh, my God.
47:53Fuck.
47:54Today is the big Animae convention in Boston.
47:56Biggest Animae convention in the Northeast.
47:58So Feats and I, uh, fights.
48:02Saturdays are for the boys.
48:04Yeah.
48:06Oh, I didn't want to read it.
48:08Beautiful.
48:10I just fucking came.
48:15What the fuck do you mean you just came?
48:17We just started shooting.
48:19Guilty.
48:20It's true.
48:22This is gonna feel weird.
48:24April Fools, bitches.
48:26Welcome back.
48:27It is time for the beergasm obstacle course.
48:40In first place, Francis.
48:42Second place, Sass.
48:44And in third place, with the ultimate disadvantage, Fights.
48:49Competitors, are you ready?
48:51Ready.
48:52Ready.
48:53Alright.
48:54On your mark.
48:55Get set.
48:56Go!
49:11Oh, you bitch.
49:13Fuck.
49:30Back up.
49:31Back up.
49:32Bingo bingo.
49:38Sass never went to college.
49:40Yeah.
49:43Oh, yeah.
49:46Break the tissues.
49:47Find the corner at the bottom.
49:49Where's that?
50:02That's a problem.
50:07Alright, alright, alright.
50:11That's awesome.
50:13That's the факturry Aaronei show.
50:14Golly.
50:20Uh oh.
50:24Uhmnxh.
50:25Where's my where's my remote?
50:29peligro Aaronei.
50:30My remote teacher.
50:31It's there.
50:32Hi.
50:35Harry.
50:36Wardle, 오른cules,
50:39all right the problem no Frank this is a breeze get the fuck out of the way
50:52oh man aye aye aye no
51:02run down run down
51:06we're down everyone down
51:11this is close
51:17oh shit
51:18red gun
51:22blue gun
51:26this could go on for hours
51:35the tension is mounting you can cut it with a knife
51:39back here
51:43yep behind that green line
51:45shoot the fucking gun
51:52Fights is the winner
51:59Fights is the winner of the beergasm obstacle course and he is the champion of beer game
52:06show bring him his prize
52:08I win the whole show no he doesn't have enough points to overtake me
52:12but he won the beergasm obstacle course
52:16he won he won he won he started with the ultimate disadvantage
52:20you are the winner of the Dale Earnhardt Jr. signed surfboard
52:24this is sick this is going right above Frazee's mental
52:28to decide where you start
52:30that's all that shit was for
52:32but we all had a good time
52:34yeah
52:35hey don't worry I definitely didn't cheat on the final
52:37it was for our laughs and having the bond and the camaraderie
52:41oh my god
52:42I feel like um
52:43I feel like um
52:44we're kind of ignoring how talented I was on the RC car
52:48I mean
52:49you were gonna be like
52:50that was insane
52:51I'ma run my game to my wrist
52:52get the fuck out of the way
52:54alright ladies and gentlemen
52:55that was Beer Game Show
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