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00:00:00yo what's going on everybody welcome in to wake up barstool here on fs1 uh we are live
00:00:28in chicago barstool sports hq it's friday guys it's friday i'm in an incredible mood we had a
00:00:34great game to break down last night we got a full runway of football in front of us coming up over
00:00:39the weekend and we got some new faces on the show today so we got a really good show planned for
00:00:44you real quick i'm gonna run through kind of everybody who's here run of show we got a guy
00:00:48mikey kadik aka the crawler aka reality beach house star mikey how we feeling today brother so good
00:00:56hell yeah friday beautiful got a great crew in here pumped tv and then we got our guy dana beers
00:01:03the legend look at him he's getting so slim my egyptian brother from another mother uh as if we
00:01:10are already weren't male and white enough on this show we just added a twin it's just a guy who looks
00:01:17exactly like me but we are finally breaking the streak because now behind the desk in the producer
00:01:23chair bringing you all of her best gambling picks we got meg oh yeah oh yeah show them the shirt meg
00:01:30show them the shirt let all the florida fans know play neck the back says pay the fine shout out mike
00:01:36anderson for the for the merge for the drip florida hate week baby florida sucks to be a florida gator
00:01:42it always does year round but look what we'll get we'll get we'll get to all of that um coming up in
00:01:47hour number two we got a really exciting hour as well guys um beerzy and kadik are gonna sub out we
00:01:53got brandon walker big cat coming in we got anthony rizzo joining the show uh rob stone from from uh fox
00:02:01sports coming in to to talk some ball as well me brandon big cat will do picks against one another and
00:02:07i've got i've got something you're gonna want to see um i didn't know this rob stone came up with a turn
00:02:13ham bone uh when he was calling pba bowling back in the day wow yeah three strikes is a turkey he
00:02:19said four's a ham bone wow which is pretty sick to me it does um beerzy how we feeling baby here on uh
00:02:26here on fs1 man absolutely phenomenal you know when there's a little bit of fall weather out there
00:02:31and you just get nice and tingly outside yeah just walking out walking into the studio today i'm so
00:02:37excited i'm with my boys i'm with megan fired up yeah oh i say boys a lot and to be clear that's a
00:02:45non-gender specific boys so meg is obviously included in the boys everybody's you out there watching and
00:02:51listening i know we have many great female listeners and viewers or those among you so thank you for being
00:02:56with us here this morning okay we're very excited um all right let's dive in last night guys packers
00:03:03commanders winter warning white out a cool autumnal crisp in the air and the green bay packers dude
00:03:10announce themselves to the world that's what it felt like i mean this team looks so badass as if
00:03:16the micah parsons trade couldn't have felt any more ridiculous like he came out and just immediately
00:03:24made jerry jones look bad the i mean the packers unbelievable i wasn't really familiar with their
00:03:31game heading into this year yeah well you've been playing yes but but i mean their d line is like
00:03:38unbelievable and i usually think like the commanders usually have a good offensive line like
00:03:43like uh biotic at center alegretti at right guard like they are a good offensive line and they just
00:03:49made them look silly last night it uh i mean jayden couldn't get anything going no it's one of the
00:03:54most exciting dynamic players in the entire uh nfl and and parts was just up his ass the entire night
00:04:00it would be third and three third and four and you would you'd be watching the commanders and you
00:04:04would say they're not going to get this yeah they're not going to get this first night and it'd
00:04:08be the exact opposite for the packers yeah it'd be third and seven third and eight and you're saying
00:04:13they're going to get this conversion every time they look like an absolute juggernaut i'm going to say
00:04:19it yeah i'm going to use the j word they are a juggernaut and jordan love i think started the
00:04:25season at plus 2500 mvp odds now he's plus 700 wow this dude is climbing up he looks so confident
00:04:33he looks super bouncy he just looks he just looks in the right spot every time he's throwing
00:04:39absolute dimes he's got so many people to throw to i know an awesome running back an emerging tight
00:04:45end and tucker craft yes people forget i drank beers with tucker tucker craft one he throws them
00:04:51back he of course he does bro he's got the c on his chest yep yep i mean to be a tight end and be
00:04:58a captain you know your throat off yes like you know you're a bit of a psycho white boy i did dm him
00:05:03last night did you yep he followed me on instagram a while ago i dm him i go you're an absolute horse
00:05:07i go dude i enjoy watching you so much yeah back trains rolling oh yeah i said wow what a response
00:05:15wait that's what he said wait you got a response already oh let's go i go dude i love no he he had
00:05:22a he had an awesome game a little breakout game for him i mean he had a very good season last year but
00:05:27that felt like kind of his coming out game 125 yards and a touchdown yeah just an absolute beast out
00:05:33there yeah well and the uh i mean the the very funny graphic near the end of the game where it's like
00:05:39total yards commanders are at like 108 at one point tucker craft is like 120 yeah uh outgaining the
00:05:45entire team i'm glad you said it though because with the addition of micah parsons and i want to
00:05:51talk about parsons but like where are the packers weak they're the youngest team in the league though
00:05:56we had john coon on yesterday and he said maybe we're making a bit much of that their average age is
00:06:01like a year under the whatever i youngest team in the league ton of weapons like you said great
00:06:08running tight end they got the quarterback uh the secondary is excellent the entire d-line is good
00:06:14and the one thing you did not have and it's a very valuable piece it is a piece capable
00:06:19of of putting a barrier on a championship was edge rusher and now you got micah parsons and
00:06:26rashaun gary exactly exactly rashaun gary i mean if he he's going to be an all pro this year without
00:06:32a doubt in my mind i mean the way that he can take over a game and take charge of of of an offensive line
00:06:39i mean he was him and micah were given the rookie josh uh connor oh dude what a tear i have i have a
00:06:46bone to pick with with how the commanders were trying to handle that but i mean he's unbelievable
00:06:51what okay yeah explain said bone i mean the so and we did this a lot in indiana and our offensive
00:06:57line coach did not like it's the chipping yeah because you're giving the defensive end momentum to
00:07:03get to bounce back inside yeah because it puts the tackle it's either it's a hit or miss because if if
00:07:09the tight end can really get into him and uh and prevent him from getting upfield but if he takes
00:07:16that inside lane the tackle is screwed and then the tackle is kind of having to slow play it because
00:07:21it's like it's like okay well i have to allow for the chip and account for him bouncing inside but then
00:07:26what if like what if it's a bad chip and then he beats me on the outside it's like you have to explode
00:07:30out of your stance one but then you have to be able to adjust and pound that post leg in to fight
00:07:37the inside move i found that one i love this i love i love hearing him talk about offensive line
00:07:44it's passion that's what it is i i guess yeah for those that don't know uh katie last year was
00:07:50indiana center last year that incredible indiana team uh that made the run to the playoff who who
00:07:56who's yours who's yours baby um yeah so parsons last night eight pressures half a sack on 37 rushes
00:08:04that's a 21.6 pressure rate it just felt like he was it just felt like he like he's one of the few
00:08:11defensive players that garner uh must watch on every play yeah like you find him and you just
00:08:19watched him until the ball leaves and then you follow the rest of the play and you were rewarded
00:08:23for that if you did that last night i'm glad you mentioned gary because this has a multiplier effect
00:08:29right it becomes the whole is greater than the sum of its parts because you're damned if you do and
00:08:32you damned if you don't yep who do you commit to i don't know you're screwed either way yeah when
00:08:38they were up seven nothing with the ball it felt like it was 31 to nothing yeah yes which is why i
00:08:43hit them live oh let's go i need i wanted to point out too i saw the super bowl odds uh with the
00:08:49packers plus 600 yeah just last week they were plus 900 whenever i took them so moving in the right
00:08:56direction i love this packers team i mean i know you guys have been talking about it but as soon as i saw
00:09:01them play week one i said dangerous yes and i am continuing to think that so we talked about
00:09:09parsons and we can get to i don't even know if we will get to commanders honestly because the
00:09:12packers are such a story jordan love is fascinating to me though as well because
00:09:17how did how did the packers know he was going to be the guy like we've seen this story a million
00:09:25they paid that man yeah the richest contract in nfl history after eight good games we saw an entire
00:09:33season of good trevor lawrence and that hasn't gone anywhere yeah like we've we've like we saw people go
00:09:40all in on taking an upside draft pick and trey lance and that was a disaster yeah how did the packers get
00:09:46it right once again like it is truly unfair to every other nfl franchise out there how consistent they
00:09:53managed to create these quarterbacks yeah and he's so consistent and so accurate in his balls i mean
00:09:58it's it's truly awesome to watch the truck sick was sick i was uh you know who i was thinking about
00:10:04last night i was i was thinking about the browns i was worried the packers have been so three
00:10:11quarterbacks in a row of just uh they hit right yes farve rogers jordan love they've hit the browns
00:10:19have had what 30 quarterbacks i think i think the jersey you know the infamous jersey i want to say
00:10:25is up to around yeah it's 30 or 40 name it's crazy how how well they have been able to just be
00:10:30consistent at quarterback and all of these teams in the nfl there's so many that haven't been able
00:10:35to hit on one single guy and the packers have had a guy for decades yeah the browns right now have
00:10:42joe flacco dylan gabriel and shader sanders yeah like that's absurd don't sleep on shader
00:10:49don't sleep on shader uh no no i like shader i like shader to be clear i wanted the saints to draft
00:10:54shader i just mean that like again as you pointed out it's the single most valuable resource in
00:11:00football it's the single most valuable thing that nfl franchise could possibly have and here the packers
00:11:05amidst the chaos have done it again moving on from rogers investing in love who didn't look that
00:11:11good at the beginning he didn't he really did not had two at a 96 yard drive and a 92 yard drive
00:11:17last night it looked flawless it looked easy they made it look simple and again i think they are the
00:11:26best team in the nfl right now after one week we got to see what happens this weekend but it seems
00:11:31like really they kind of are the dark horse yeah if we're doing power rankings they're a juggernaut
00:11:36uh fun fact they mentioned in the broadcast last night aaron rogers brett farve bart star all 27
00:11:43years old when they won a super bowl jordan love turns 27 oh the infamous the other infamous 27 club
00:11:50yes yes the 27 club that i would much rather be a part of this one what's that one is that the other
00:11:57one is a bunch of very famous artists dying oh okay 27 my bad yeah timi hendrix all right
00:12:04joplin that mac miller too all right yeah mac miller's in there my bad have we all made it past 27 except
00:12:11for kate oh yeah yeah sorry mikey sorry mikey good luck dude we're rooting for you man shall we
00:12:18um speaking okay there are also a couple things that i wanted to point out for the broadcast last
00:12:23night um i i actually this on me bad show prep i didn't look up who this guy is he's on the practice
00:12:30squad did you see this chain on the broadcast last night unbelievable how did you miss it it's
00:12:35isaiah nayer oh i didn't know this is nayer okay this is guys that's a dinner plate guys what are we
00:12:41doing i mean that's awesome this is this is absurd this is this is nonsensical this looks like a
00:12:48photoshop like somebody took it and enlarged it but i know it wasn't because it was live on
00:12:53i'm gonna be honest if i got any type of signing bonus in nfl i would buy something ridiculous
00:12:58i'd buy something you would just have to get like a big beard i was gonna say what would it be
00:13:03probably like i would get something like this that is probably nonsensical and not something i would
00:13:09use every day you get a big beard maybe some cool shoes i don't know remember the shoes that i used to
00:13:14have spinners on them oh yeah i might get like something like that i remember the chains i used to have
00:13:18the spinners on them uh that was one that like stopped me in my track oh i'm historically bad with
00:13:24money financially i would do something dumb yeah yeah but but i saw you and francis talking about it
00:13:32like we got 401ks you know what i'm saying at the end of the day i might be in debt but i'm not in
00:13:38debt because i have a 401k there we go and i haven't dipped into it yet we got a retirement
00:13:43building building building day by day um what about do we do we have jack chad from the stands last
00:13:50night our uh now not as impressive maybe because it was not cold last night but another man another
00:13:59man who seemingly took underrated and pft pointing this underrated character the cheese fire the cheese
00:14:06fireman i don't want to assume this guy's on steroids but if he is i want to take steroids
00:14:12and i mean he was just absolutely ripping that uh ripping the vape i mean cloud chasing the thing
00:14:18is they stayed on him yeah 15 seconds and it was it was one i mean he was sucking that what are these
00:14:24things called pecs yeah pecs oh yeah i would love to have some pecs like i just got jiggly no no maggie
00:14:30that's too much right yeah that's that's too much and also this doesn't seem like a packers fan this
00:14:37seems more like i don't know like a weird chargers fan i would say i could see i could see west coast
00:14:42i could see giants i could see yeah i could see northeast too but having him that yeah yeah
00:14:48you'd rather have guys with like with some fat on them yeah i like a dad bob yeah yeah you know what
00:14:54katie you look perfect yeah thank you that's what i was going for i don't want to make this about
00:14:58myself but i worked out two separate times yesterday oh wow really not a big deal it's
00:15:03not a big deal i didn't work out once i did two a days well you got one for me because i didn't
00:15:08work out at all so it's not about me but this whole segment but i did work out twice yesterday
00:15:13like we hard cut to next week and dana's without it looking like chad packer uh but hey okay so
00:15:21again biggest takeaway guys uh the packers are juggernauts yes as he said and i want to mention
00:15:27two new starters on the offensive line as well for the packers and they gelled it was his first
00:15:32start right yeah one first start one second start and they gelled great don't you love how you see
00:15:37that co cohesivity just right off the bat it's word yeah cohesivity not a word but i love it but i
00:15:44love i think cohesion is what we're looking for but no dana thought it was a word no no but but it
00:15:49plays though it plays sometimes it's like telling a story right i mean not everyone is a wordsmith
00:15:54like you t i i'm a vocab nerd we know this and i'm not jealous of you meaning to demean i you're
00:16:00like les miles yeah coach miles used to make up words every single meeting win a national
00:16:04championship exactly i just found out the difference between objectivity and subjectivity i'm still
00:16:09getting there yeah i still don't know it okay okay objectively i don't know it we're gonna we're
00:16:15gonna explain it during the commercial break guys uh when we get back we got pretty much
00:16:20talk coming up here uh we'll look at some of the 0-1-1 teams who has the biggest wins we'll give
00:16:26some favorite underdog bets from the nfl going into this weekend so you can start to fill out your
00:16:29card we hope you're having a great morning i know we are keeping locked here on wake up barstool
00:16:33what up y'all welcome back to wake up barstool it is friday here at chicago barstool sports hq
00:16:39this is fs1 we're breaking down football all weekend long uh it's gonna be such a great weekend
00:16:44guys so look if you haven't yet get yourself a coffee start to get to the sports book look over
00:16:51what your bets are gonna be we're gonna be sprinkling in picks throughout the day today
00:16:55we'll give some NFL underdogs coming up this segment as well but look i just hope you all
00:16:59have a great time and uh barstool sports advisors dropping tonight as well you see it right there 7 p.m
00:17:04eastern 6 central on youtube the most did anybody watch tim and eric back in the day no growing up
00:17:10yes okay tim and eric that's what that show is it's one of my favorite shows and it's beautiful i
00:17:15mean stew fighters so because it's two fighters a legend stew we're gonna get you on fs1 must watch
00:17:20stuff we're gonna get you on here again um boys during the break you're saying you're feeling a little
00:17:25hungry so hungry and i am too we're all big boys up here wow so okay so that's what i was gonna ask
00:17:33if you had if you had your dream breakfast right now i love a waffle house like uh i was gonna go
00:17:43there too hash brown bowl with with the with the hash brown bacon and eggs and you toss them to
00:17:49tabasco in there dude stop okay i'm a big i'm a huge bagel guy so a huge osiago bagel
00:17:57bacon egg and cheese cream cheese on it and then dude there's a place in bloomington hash brown
00:18:04casserole yeah i mean huge patty of hash browns american cheese egg bacon sausage and then they
00:18:13fold it up okay okay one question real quick so greasy so in your bagel sandwich yeah you like
00:18:22bacon and not sausage yes i've always found for bacon to be the only meat unless it's one of those
00:18:29places just like pours on the bacon yeah i've always found it to be a little insufficient i i like a
00:18:34sausage patty with bacon garnished on top of it so here's my thing so i love if it's if it's well
00:18:39put bacon that doesn't even make sense a lot of bacon there's a lot of bacon you need a high volume
00:18:46of bacon well but you know that my problem with the sausage patty is you take a bite slides out
00:18:52no no no you got slides you're eating them wrong yeah you got slides up soft incisors no i'd i would
00:18:59expect better out of you that are you kidding me that's what you're you're disappointing me right
00:19:03now you're disappointing me megan what's your premier breakfast um i'm gonna do two eggs over easy
00:19:11toast with butter this is at waffle house uh hash browns extra crispy smothered covered chunked and
00:19:16diced and then a chocolate chip waffle with a root beer hell yes dude i love it i love root beer
00:19:22with breakfast all right can i just say i could straight up eat cheese for everything for the rest
00:19:27of my life i could eat blocks i used to do that as a kid i still do i still do i was making burgers
00:19:33for the kids last night and yeah my middle daughter just denied my cheeseburger just eat a bun with
00:19:39unmelted cheese it's yeah me and grilled cheese it works bacon texas cheesesteak double plate
00:19:45smothered covered with a vanilla coke and a waffle on the side whoo that's a good call although i
00:19:51think the premiere is still a sausage bacon egg and cheese croissant biscuits are more consistent
00:19:59but croissant might be the pete bob i'm about to get up and leave you're right you're right you're
00:20:04all right okay i'm about to go eat you don't stop it's on me it's on me um all right all right so
00:20:10let's get in nfl this week let's start to break it down guys a lot of big games coming up and i want
00:20:15to explore the question here which oh and one nfl team uh are we going to give the hyperbolic title
00:20:25of must win to here in week number two and i think this is maybe an okay way to do it we're going to run
00:20:31down the teams and then uh and then we'll just see uh okay so the jets oh one i'm going to say no
00:20:37because it's the jets yeah i agree well kind of irrelevant right yep um patriots for me yes
00:20:44yeah i can speak on it this this could be if they go oh and two to the dolphins the lowly dolphins who
00:20:52just got smashed by 25 points against the colts this team is supposed to win nine to ten games this
00:20:59year if you start oh and two you're cooked it's it's not getting any easier i will say i think the
00:21:06raiders made the patriots look a little bit worse than they actually are i think the raiders are just
00:21:11straight up good raiders are very great i i completely agree with that like i said it monday one of the
00:21:16days they're not championship good no but they're they seem very competent like better than the middle
00:21:22tier i think oh and two under vrabel bad start and you'll lose the fan base real quick just being a
00:21:30patriots fan i've been blessed i've been blessed my whole life we have high expectations this year and
00:21:36by high i mean playoffs yeah no super bowl just make the playoffs i think oh and two you start talking
00:21:43a little bit of yeah we might be in trouble so beers you help me out here um how we feel about
00:21:50drake may i love him i think because right now it's him and caleb williams that seem to have the
00:21:55lowest stock of the six draft picks it's tough because they couldn't run the ball at all but the
00:22:02offensive line has always been shaky since he's been here i think he has all the arm talent in the
00:22:06world he can run he's a good decision maker he just i don't know i just don't love our offensive line
00:22:14i think he's the guy but i also mac jones won 10 games his rookie year and see what happened to him
00:22:21there's a little bit like in the back of my head worried about that there's a little mac jones in
00:22:25him god i forgot i know he started off hot man he started off hot but this i don't know question
00:22:33dana yeah obviously you're saying this is a must win for you the games played in miami are always
00:22:40really wonky between these two yeah it's never good so best case scenario they go down there and
00:22:46just smash the dolphins please worst case the dolphins make them just look like garbage the
00:22:53dolphins mike mcdaniels that team is a joke yeah he is a joke of a coach if you've ever seen him
00:23:01miked up he makes me want to puke it was cool when they were he's a clown yeah but but it's it's it's the
00:23:07ultimate example of something that is uh you know you talk about this stuff long enough and you see
00:23:12these kind of eternal truths come out and it's like okay uh like let's take belichick for example
00:23:18if you win and you act like belichick you're quirky you're taciturn you're a bit grumpy but you're still
00:23:24the man if you lose you're just an a-hole like so with mcdaniel it's like cool and intelligent and
00:23:29witty when he's winning but now he just looks like a loser yeah i can't believe you just nodded your head
00:23:34when he said taciturn i was just going along i wasn't i wasn't going to say anything i couldn't
00:23:40even tell you there's no world either of us know that word can you define that i know what taxidermy
00:23:47is i think of it as being like a little like laconic
00:23:50can you dumb it down for us isn't that a town in new hampshire we are not advanced in the vocab
00:23:57area can you dumb it what is it like what i think that's a town in new hampshire yeah laconic
00:24:03new hampshire um i think end of the day they got to win this game they have you know what's funny
00:24:09and and it's it's i i guess it's because i'm low on the patriots i didn't have it on my list but
00:24:14they're absolutely on like this is this might be the biggest must win yeah of any nfl team out there
00:24:19yeah uh meg and mikey anybody got one that jumps to the mind or you keep going i i wrote i put the
00:24:24ravens down okay i had the ravens as well they obviously a horrible loss last week like they
00:24:30you know let let the bills back in it late um they're facing the browns divisional opponent
00:24:35they have to respond yeah they have to respond they're playing at home they gotta they gotta put
00:24:41out a good show this week because you know these divisional opponent games are are big and to come
00:24:46off a win you know a loss last week to get a win this week they have to and and it's it's not going
00:24:52to get any easier they got lions chiefs and rams three of the next four so you gotta get this
00:24:57browns one i mean you have a brown scene that didn't allow a first down of the bingles in the
00:25:01second half and still found a way to lose it's unbelievable uh meg do you have one that jumps to
00:25:06mind uh yeah i was gonna go with the lions actually they're obviously want to know they
00:25:11didn't even look like they got off the bus when they played the packers now they go into a
00:25:14divisional game and their schedule is an absolute gauntlet so if they want to have any chance to
00:25:19remain competitive in this division i think they need to win this game yeah it's um i view this
00:25:25game as almost like a double must win uh just because bears fans will completely pack it in
00:25:33oh and give themselves over they're already there they've already packed it in it already sucks they're
00:25:38holding out some smidgen of hope but now they have to go to detroit and face a dan campbell team
00:25:43that got embarrassed and also maybe got embarrassed by a juggernaut right like like we can't even really
00:25:49now after what we witnessed last night i we we can't really uh ding the lions too hard for what
00:25:55happened last sunday this feels like a great spot for detroit to get right so to your point megan if
00:26:00they lose then that's disastrous um god this could already almost be the end of the bear season
00:26:06and again dan campbell is the type of coach once he loses he's the guy to fire everybody back up in that
00:26:12locker room he surrounds himself with like smart smart coordinators i i i love this this spot for
00:26:18the lions i think the uh i think the good news for the bears is you have ben johnson he knows the
00:26:23right buttons to push against his former team that's true i think that's a big advantage having
00:26:28the former coach on your sideline now it's something to look out for i don't think they're going to win
00:26:32this game but i think it is probably a little bit closer than people would think i agree you're right
00:26:36anything about ben johnson going back because i'm an idiot it's like the most obvious point ever
00:26:40you're cold beers oh so uh producer jeremy just i think highlighted a pretty good one as well here
00:26:45that i had to consider because it's a team that i hate and thusly um ignore for much of the time
00:26:51that's the cowgirls uh giants going to dallas shockingly similar situation to detroit right
00:26:59on one hand you have a team that believes themselves to be a playoff team disappointing week
00:27:04one loss now going to be at home against one of the lesser teams one of the worst teams the nfl and
00:27:09the new york giants who looked really bad against the commanders last week um yeah dallas needs to
00:27:15win this dallas needs to win this also because of what happened last night yes you had the fans
00:27:21after the game sticking around in lambo opening up the prime uh uh post game show chanting thank you
00:27:28jerry i mean the ultimate michael parsons looked incredible when the cowboys had parsons on the field
00:27:36they were the number one defense in the nfl the past four years when he was off the field they
00:27:39were 32nd it's unbelievable and and dac looked pretty good week one he did so so he can build
00:27:44some confidence here uh okay i'll give must win to dallas as well can i ask uh a question on the
00:27:51giant side of things yeah what's the downside of playing jackson dart we're getting there quick
00:27:56aren't we yeah you are you saw jayden daniels last year played 17 games and he went to the the
00:28:02conference finals why not try this guy out early is it is it mostly because you don't want to ruin
00:28:08him is it because you don't want to ruin his confidence i mean he looked great in preseason i
00:28:13think he's a baller why not like russell wilson's not going to get you anything no i mean he's no jayden
00:28:20daniels however right but yeah you're talking about jackson yeah i know a rookie quarterback can
00:28:25do it you can you can win games with a rookie quarterback back jones did it why what to you
00:28:31guys is the downside it's a weird thing to me where it's like whenever i see these situations i'm like
00:28:37okay well they must be seeing something in practice that there's just telling them he's not ready but
00:28:41to your point we have examples of kai's coming in later in the season or at various times and then
00:28:48doing really well right like they thought justin herbert wasn't ready to play immediately
00:28:52and then before the game the trainer stabs tyrod taylor in the lungs and he gets thrust in there
00:28:57and he's awesome so it's like yes i don't know maybe it's a uh overabundance of caution but
00:29:02you lose this game and you're probably already there yeah you gotta you gotta i'd play jamis or
00:29:07it's but i love jamis you gotta i mean that's just for vibes yeah jamis for vibes all day
00:29:12locker room he's he's the vibes king shout out jamis um all right uh and then how do we feel
00:29:19about this i so a lot of people are painting the chiefs as a must win here going against the eagles
00:29:28um really the chiefs not just losing against the charges but like for one of the first times that
00:29:34we've ever seen kind of getting handled like herbert out dually mahomes um the only reason
00:29:41why i can't say must win with kansas city for me it is at home so it's similar in that brain is uh
00:29:47it's still the chiefs yeah yeah they could be two and five and i'll still be like ah you know
00:29:52yeah i think i would have counted them quite out so like they built up such a reputation that i'm not
00:29:57going to say must win for the chiefs quite yet and again patrick mahomes is only 29 it's not like
00:30:02we could be seeing him is it true is he really yeah he's only 29 there's no way google it he's
00:30:07not even 31 i don't know i think i'm 30 i thought i thought you were 31 i mean we can we can fact
00:30:15check that but i'm like 90 sure he's only 29 years old like that's confirmed we had peyton manning
00:30:22play until how old uh tom brady until how old joe flacco's like 41 out there still he didn't look
00:30:28bad no it wasn't his fault they lost to be fair his receiver so again patrick mahomes who knows
00:30:33maybe just like kind of an off game whatever maybe maybe he just goes into a new dimension
00:30:39all right mikey we're going to talk about college football what's uh what's your what's your biggest
00:30:43games of the week and what are you looking forward to i love i think dude i love usf for like their
00:30:50quarterback is so electric they're going into miami they went into the swamp last last week one
00:30:55they're going into miami this week i think they went again that was my hot take that you asked
00:31:00wait you think us usf i think they're going into miami to get another win wow i have a hard disagree
00:31:05on that they went into the swamp and they they kicked butt yes yes they did they did kick butt
00:31:12however i mean that was a like a nitty gritty game where they probably got beat up and now all
00:31:19the pressure's on miami because do they want to be embarrassed i'm that's why the pressure's gonna
00:31:24i know but i think i think they put it on them the only thing is beck is beck looks really confident
00:31:30i'm worried about usf holding up against miami's lines i mean florida's really good lines as well
00:31:35yeah but big ev but you did ask for a hot take yes absolutely nailed it yep um i think the
00:31:40cinderella run is unfortunately over i agree berson beck is a stud you gotta regress to the mean at some
00:31:46point and i'm saying at usf i love them the first two weeks they were one of my like with them and ecu
00:31:51like i love them week one week two i still played them but was a little bit weary um this week though
00:31:58again like dana said cinderella story i think comes to an end miami i think puts it on them yeah there
00:32:05there's a game it's all about the you that we get into but uh but actually i went around the office
00:32:09yesterday here at chicago hq we have people from all over the country all sort of biases and i asked
00:32:15this very question what do you give me a college football prediction for this weekend what's up
00:32:21y'all t bob here from wake up barstool look we have an office full of sports lovers bunch of
00:32:26different teams they root for we're gonna around the office tell you what's gonna happen this college
00:32:30football weekend white socks dave one college football prediction for the weekend so big noon
00:32:34kickoff is in the mighty evanston illinois this weekend and the northwestern wildcats are gonna
00:32:40shock the world and cover this spread ben mitts one college football prediction for the weekend
00:32:46john sommerall on the two lane green wave exact revenge and their former starting quarterback
00:32:52dario mince who took the money and ran to durham at four million a year but monies don't buy money
00:32:57doesn't buy victories hell yeah tate one college football prediction for the weekend last time ohio
00:33:01state played ohio u their bobcat tackled brutus i think brutus the buckeye kicks the out of their
00:33:06mascot and also ohio state returns a punt for touchdown oh wow you probably get good odds on
00:33:10that okay i think i can already guess it smokes one college football prediction for the weekend
00:33:15keep the points florida gators you want to death valley and win outright it's just absolutely no
00:33:19chance this is absolutely no chance okay loser loser shaves their beard no no no no no no no dude
00:33:29annika one college football prediction for the weekend gators go down i don't even know who they
00:33:34play gators go down and there it is folks some of the least informed and most biased college
00:33:42football answers that you could possibly hope for what's happening y'all welcome back to wake up
00:33:50barstool hope you're having a great friday how could you not dude i mean come on we got weekend uh we got
00:33:55a weekend full of football coming up and uh well i got a text from my mom last night actually megan
00:34:03you'll appreciate this and um it's very supportive love you mom probably watching right now you're the
00:34:07best uh but she said like wow are you know i feel like um i feel like i know so much more about this
00:34:13thursday night game thanks to watching the show uh and then finishing away i never could have expected
00:34:18said uh i think i want to start gambling okay sure you know we all love it super fun hell yeah let's do it
00:34:27and there's nobody better to go to than our girl megan making money and look gotta be clear here
00:34:33she has her bona fides in fact back when we were in louisiana together she was uh the original uh person
00:34:41that i tapped to be my gambling source for picks and whatnot she killed it to the extent where she
00:34:48ended up at barstool long before i did now we're back reunited she knows her stuff guys and here it is
00:34:55every friday the money corner we're gonna do five college picks five nfl we'll talk about the games
00:35:00megan what's up girl take your way the money corner i'm excited um i know you gave me a lot
00:35:06of credit there i i do love to bet but i'm gonna go ahead and give a disclaimer do it responsibly yes
00:35:12sometimes i'm not always gonna be right uh but i'll start off first game that i was looking at was
00:35:18that k-state arizona game game is in arizona uh i like arizona money line here k-state really
00:35:25hasn't shown me much they started the game in dublin just god awful yeah uh then they get a
00:35:31three-point win over south dakota and then get beat by army by like three like army who had lost
00:35:38to tarleton exactly yeah it's exactly the wildcats um it's just it's not looking good in my opinion
00:35:45and again maybe that that dublin trip just cursed this team kind of like fsu whenever they started
00:35:51there um but yeah i just think there's a lot more upside to this arizona team and i really like uh
00:35:56noah fafita and um yeah it doesn't hurt that they've played their first two games at home and
00:36:01they're staying at home again tonight or not tonight this weekend uh so yeah loving loving loving the
00:36:06bearcats there see so this is why this is why gambling is uh is fun because uh this is an
00:36:14absolutely disgusting game disgust that nobody should want to watch i don't think like arizona
00:36:20kansas state have done nothing to earn your eyeballs you named the one interesting name in
00:36:25the matchup nova fita i mean i guess avery johnson even though it's been a disaster of a year for
00:36:29johnson thus far um i'll give you a more exciting one this next pick a little bit more fun yeah
00:36:36there we go and a game that everyone's gonna want to watch uh which is clemson at georgia tech yes
00:36:43dude oh how the mighty ap poll number four or yeah number four has fallen uh this feels just like
00:36:51very reminiscent of the clemson last like three years everyone's like clemson clemson clemson and
00:36:55then the game starts and guess what they don't get off the bus um but here i really like uh
00:37:02haynes king two plus touchdowns and that's plus 425 that feels like he is very high yeah that feels
00:37:10very high he's a stud i mean he scored three in his last game by himself he's a redshirt senior
00:37:18this is potentially his kind of super bowl this is massive for georgia tech they could be acc
00:37:24with clemson seemingly falling off this is an opportunity for them to move into the driver's seat
00:37:30for that acc title and in my opinion if there's a chance that georgia tech can win this game
00:37:35king is going to be the contributing factor yes so if i want to do something fun here because again i
00:37:42don't know the identity of clemson georgia tech is pesky but i would rather sprinkle get some plus
00:37:48money on those two plus touchdowns plus 425 for king and i don't know if you guys remember when
00:37:53georgia tech played georgia real they should have been oh last year dude i mean he was putting his
00:38:00body should have won that game i mean so that's that's he was ready to die on that field i think
00:38:05that's why i love this bet for megan so much and it's at tech which is huge uh but it's the fact
00:38:11that for better or worse uh brent key is going to go full deep red in the wear and tear on haynes
00:38:20king yeah like if this was the ncaa video game he would be all the way down violent shade a blood
00:38:26red at every single body part like they will wear him into they'll beat him into the dirt yeah but
00:38:32he wants it he loves it he likes it he loves it i thought about going over rushing but the thing was
00:38:37he played obviously different teams but clemson two years ago when they played uh he had negative
00:38:4311 because he got sacked i was gonna say i hate it so the number one thing i would change about
00:38:47college football i so agree take away uh sacks taking away rush yard it makes no sense it makes
00:38:53things hard to parse when you're trying to talk about good running yeah i hate it yeah so for the
00:38:57gamblers out there if you are betting rushing yards in college please do remember sacks count
00:39:01against those rushing yards so be aware yep uh next game i really like and i just really love this team
00:39:08oklahoma at temple oklahoma minus or minus 22 and a half um they just absolutely
00:39:16have been rolling uh they played a tough michigan team um yes temple rolled against umass and howard
00:39:23but um ou is like a monster team compared to those they've got the uh they've got the quarterback man
00:39:29john matier might be the most exciting player in the country my husband has a big future on him which
00:39:33we're hoping to cash there uh my only only kind of weary part about this game is that oklahoma does have
00:39:41a number 24 auburn on deck but look ahead spot yes but i do feel like this ou team is one to put
00:39:48their foot on the gas and i think that 22 and a half is very very attainable i'm an eyeballs guy
00:39:55yeah okay 20 just look at that spread 21 and a half 22 and a half oklahoma should beat temple football
00:40:03by over three touchdowns right are they playing yes right that is crazy they're playing it i don't
00:40:08understand that but yes i like i should win i agree by over three touchdowns yeah it feels like
00:40:14you see that spread it almost feels like a trick of some sort it's stinky a little bit but then but
00:40:21then but then temple could be feisty then you have like the broken gambler brain of like okay but it
00:40:26looks so attractive that isn't like that i don't know but i like that pick because i believe in
00:40:32matier and he's a great looking guy as well yes he just looks like a quarterback moxie yeah all right
00:40:38take us to sunday meggy sunday sunday sunday okay so the first thing i'm going to do is uh i found two
00:40:47teams that i wanted to put in a teaser for those of you that don't bet um is a six point teaser and
00:40:53basically what you're doing is you're moving the line so uh i'm planning to tease the lions and the
00:40:59chiefs so i'm teasing the lions down from six uh you know just to the money line okay and the chiefs
00:41:06to plus seven and a half oh okay again this is a rematch of the super bowl the chiefs feeling like
00:41:14getting seven and a half with this chiefs team feels good this this teaser feels really it feels
00:41:20almost too good which is why i'm a little worried about it but i'm still gonna play it um next one i
00:41:26got is a little fun here cd lamb anytime touchdown it's plus 105 uh and i have a little little stat for
00:41:36you on that one um wherever it is god out well while you're looking at that up i gotta bounce
00:41:43back after that last that was because he played awesome until the end yep yeah he played awesome
00:41:46until the end which is just something like those those are just such routine catches that you just
00:41:51yeah those hands those hands at the end of the game kind of reminded me of hangham high school me
00:41:56junior year i was thinking the same thing i dropped a lot of balls i dropped a lot i no i was skinny
00:42:03back then i was a receiver whoa 170 dripping wet i could now 6 4 260 i'm a receiving tight end
00:42:11great you put me out there i'd catch balls no i was 170 pounds wow yeah yeah they start you know
00:42:17drinking and eating so with that cd lamb anytime touchdown it's plus 105 so obviously we're getting
00:42:23plus money there but the weird stat that i had to go find and it goes back to last season but cd has
00:42:28scored at least one touchdown in each of his last seven sunday regular season games as a favorite
00:42:34and uh with the giants being 24th overall in defense i really like cd to get a touchdown and at plus
00:42:42money yeah it makes sense they're gonna feed him they're gonna yeah they're gonna they're gonna feed
00:42:45cd uh next one i like all right all right one more but can i can i yes can i ask you to break down one
00:42:51yeah i love it yep the pitch jefferson anytime touchdown parlay um i'm so all in on kyle pitts
00:42:58that it's crazy all right so yeah kyle pitts justin jefferson anytime parlay um obviously you have
00:43:06jj mccarthy who is about to have a baby here so that's why i was like i don't know about the viking
00:43:12spread he could be losing sleep or he could go out and but he's going to be on that dad high i think
00:43:17he did have his baby he just had him he just had him yesterday congratulations to jj so either way
00:43:22i think you know it's gonna he's gonna get the ball to jefferson jefferson touchdown it just it makes
00:43:27sense and then uh with penix playing well he's been targeting uh pitts a ton um so i really like
00:43:35pitts there as well and again you're getting big big plus money at plus 700 on that parlay so again i'm
00:43:42giving you guys some some big plus money also like aaron rogers two plus touchdowns which is
00:43:46plus 138 bingo i would die for michael pennix i don't know why he fires me up it actually i agree
00:43:55with you i don't have any great reasoning behind it either i completely i just loved watching him
00:44:00at washington i didn't really see much of him at indiana but i'm sorry well no they got that he was
00:44:06in indiana during the frisky covid year right yes yes where my first start tom allen pylon oh no
00:44:12wait that was your first start i remember upstairs you had the pylon upstairs that's sick dude did i get
00:44:17anyone's attention with any of those picks i do like i like the pitts jefferson i i love a 700
00:44:23i love a i mean i'd love a big plus play like that and then the tease is interesting to me
00:44:29because that feels like one where you maybe throw a a few units on it yeah i mean it's called
00:44:36a tease for a reason right yeah yeah they're they uh they can become a little heart-wrenching because
00:44:43for sure for sure because you're a minus odds you're hoping to bet big and still you know kind
00:44:48of guarantee yourself a win but i that's a saw like i like the um the dual nature of that right you can
00:44:54play the tees maybe look for more shirt thing hopefully and then you can play the plus 700
00:44:59yeah anytime parlor eyeballs seven and a half at home for the chiefs use your eyeballs yeah it's
00:45:06arrowhead dude right it's it's shocking to me that they're a dog at all right uh an airhead uh it's so
00:45:13funny that plus 700 reminded me of this but like my wife um i downloaded a gambling app the other day
00:45:20and started talking about i just started getting all these texts and she's like i can win a thousand
00:45:25dollars on like ten dollars i'm like wait wait wait no no no no no and then and then she's talking
00:45:31to me that night and she just keeps she's like oh i just lost okay i gotta i gotta she's just like
00:45:36she's all of the worst instincts that turn you into degenerate gambler ever she her immediate instinct
00:45:42was to chase her losses oh she was like i'm not doing small bets i need big bets it's right back
00:45:48right back to the casino right back to the casino it's like it at least needs to be six x i'm like
00:45:53no babe no you have to understand that ten dollars is not going to turn into a thousand it's not going
00:45:59to happen well babe just watch this show and i'll teach you how to bet yep yeah she'll be exactly
00:46:04watch megan uh yeah megan's gonna get you right there it is the money corner excellent work megan
00:46:09uh oh boys uh we're about to do a line shift uh kate thank you this was awesome boys love y'all
00:46:17this was sick all right when we get back uh we got big cat and brandon joining the show we got
00:46:21rizzo coming up rob stone gonna be a great finish for friday wake up barstool
00:46:25what's going on y'all what up what up what up welcome back our number two of wake up barstool
00:46:33here on this friday t bob still hanging out megan still hanging out as well and uh right now i am
00:46:40pleased to be joined by one of my partners in crime mr brandon walker in fact of course brandon
00:46:46being so gracious as to welcome me to the unnecessary roughness family our wonderful college football
00:46:51podcast class guy um we're flying out this afternoon we're going to dallas we're gonna be
00:46:55the cosm this weekend yep me and you date little mini sphere action watching college ball in the
00:47:00cosm can't wait for that but it means we're gonna watch some texas high school football night
00:47:05bo we are we are and i've got it down to three games i put it out on twitter hey we're going to
00:47:09texas on a friday night and we i was gonna text you and i was gonna be like hey you want to go get
00:47:13a steak friday night you want to go get some tacos some barbecue certain texas things that you do
00:47:17want some time but then i said to myself self we're gonna be in texas on a friday night what is
00:47:24better you love high school football i love high school football and we're in like a hot spot
00:47:28texas high school football right we both love high school football so why not i'm almost
00:47:32distracted right now did katie get replaced by an actual teddy bear yeah okay i did we didn't
00:47:37explain this um this is our placeholder for big cat for a little bit big cat's on the way in he's
00:47:42on the way in he's doing dad stuff we love look we're all dads here we actually me and big cat
00:47:47might be the most kids of the company like in a combined show say and meg yeah we got plenty of
00:47:53kids yeah so whatever he's doing dad stuff he'll be in um we're going to get anthony rizzo as well
00:47:57that's going to be great he's coming on soon we got rob stone but yes until he gets in this is uh
00:48:02this is big cat so i have uh i have a couple big school matchups and i got south lake carol at byron
00:48:07nelson south lake carol of course has put out a lot of guys over the years i think um he's when yours
00:48:13when yours i think drew breeds as well south lake carol i think he is south lake carol i'm pretty sure he is
00:48:18so we got north crowley at denton guyer denton guyer is also another place that puts out a lot
00:48:22and then i might go the small school route though there's selena at gunter i saw a lot of people in
00:48:28the replies uh hyping selena and gun so they actually moved that game from gunter high school to a uh a
00:48:35neutral high school because the neutral high school is bigger wow so they expected to be so big tonight
00:48:40they had to borrow a bigger high school field that might be where we have to go yeah that's gonna be
00:48:45yeah i mean if they're they're moving the game just for capacity absolutely i'm excited i've never
00:48:50seen uh tex high school football in person i mean i've heard all the stories we've all seen all the
00:48:54stadiums right so what better way to introduce yourself to texas tonight than go to a texas high
00:48:59school football game um and barbecue uh yeah i mean i can't wait uh so guys check out roughness
00:49:04saturday night we'll be live at the cosmos can i say something to megan yes we have we have we have
00:49:09riz on so say so riz is on now yes i thought riz was waiting oh no i can talk to megan later okay
00:49:15okay okay okay okay uh right now let's welcome in a legend in his own right a man who just
00:49:22announced his retirement going to be an ambassador for uh many of your favorite teams this is anthony
00:49:27rizzo 14 year mlb vet three-time all-star world series champ a gold glover a silver slugger a cancer
00:49:34survivor the man himself riz what's up man thank you so much for uh for joining us today oh thank you
00:49:40guys thanks for having me on big fan of the show right on thank you yeah hell yeah i mean we've been
00:49:45doing a long time like a whole uh yeah week at this point a week now yeah well look we'll have
00:49:50big cat on here soon as well he's going to join the show like i said when he gets done with some
00:49:54dad stuff but um riz let's start let's start with the obvious man uh where are the emotions now
00:50:03after um you know announcing that you're you're you're going to be stepping away from something
00:50:08that you've been doing your entire life essentially uh probably all over the place but i kind of knew
00:50:14last year in the world series i told my family i told my wife emily i was like just enjoy this run
00:50:20this playoff run i don't really know what the future is going to hold and just enjoy it uh let's
00:50:26enjoy it to the fullest and then when the offseason kind of unloaded and and things played the way they
00:50:31did i the decision was right we just had our first born anthony jr so he's he's just three
00:50:37months old now so oh congrats dude that's awesome man perfect timing perfect timing so did you have
00:50:43plans last year that when this moment came you knew you were going to get back together with the cubs
00:50:48and have this day as uh you know have this day at wrigley or is that something that came together
00:50:52in the last month or so it came together in the last month or so i i always i mean i love chicago
00:51:00i love wrigley my time there uh the career i had there and i love playing for the yankees as well
00:51:05um but mr ricketts reached out and we had dinner him and me my wife and crane and tom ricketts and it
00:51:13was a great dinner and they they asked what it's a one day oh there he is i thought you were coming to
00:51:198 15. what's up buddy have you uh i don't know what you guys have talked about yet i'm excited
00:51:26he had a baby boy three months ago no i know i know i was texting his old wrong number and i was
00:51:32like oh he doesn't he doesn't like me anymore and then uh i got his new number he changes people you
00:51:37know people change man yeah world series champs change uh hey are you gonna take it back on saturday
00:51:44because i think that uh the one day contract should always be mandated that you have to play and i
00:51:49actually know i said this earlier this week i know the type of guy you are you absolutely would put on
00:51:55the uniform and taking it back and you would get a hit uh those days are behind me now i mean i would
00:52:01love to especially at wrigley again but i'll sit in the bleachers this time uh and try to start one
00:52:07of those beer beer cup snakes and uh oh hell yeah rally there oh well i'm excited for this this weekend
00:52:14uh what if you had to pick one memory that was not maybe not actually like winning the world series
00:52:21but one moment at wrigley that like sticks in your head because i was thinking about on the drive-in
00:52:27this morning i had a couple obviously you just dangerously deciding to jump on the tarp every
00:52:33time there was a ball uh close by and having everyone's heart stop uh the 14 pitch at bat after
00:52:41covet against the cardinals do you remember that one that's a good one um but yeah what what do you
00:52:46have a specific memory that you can think of you're like man i close my eyes and i think about this day
00:52:50or this moment wow uh i think i think really there's like i had like two careers in chicago
00:52:57right when we were we stunk and then when we were good so when we were bad i hit a walk-off home run
00:53:02against trevor rosenthal and the cardinals which is amazing because that was my first taste of the
00:53:06rivalry and then that 14 pitch at bat like you said but the the one that always sticks out to me is
00:53:132015 big cat you were actually part of this celebration the night yes but we swept the
00:53:19giants in august that was really our our belief that we were really as good as we thought we were
00:53:25and sweeping them and propelling us into the wild card was everything and then we had a big weekend
00:53:30that weekend as well yeah so when he says you were part of the celebration y'all just went drinking
00:53:34after you were drinking after so he's talking about specifically so the best the reason why i think
00:53:39rizzo deserves a uh statue at wrigley and his number retired and all that stuff and i i'll say
00:53:44that he's humble he's not gonna say it he was the bridge guy from bad to good like he started
00:53:51the the movement to the the world series uh team where he was on the teams you know the 2013 14
00:53:592013 is when you get called up 14s uh you know not great but the the end of 14 it was kind of that
00:54:06moment where you're like oh this team is now playing 500 ball are they something and then 15
00:54:12what he's talking about specifically and i love it because i love the 15 team was one of those
00:54:16classic teams that exceeded all expectations it was a year before the year and it was such a fun team
00:54:22and there was a four game series against the san francisco giants who remember won a lot of world
00:54:27series in that decade uh and the cubs swept them that weekend and then we went to stanley's uh that
00:54:33that's sunday night and got special place got hammered it's not there anymore r.i.p uh great
00:54:39great place yeah but uh that's what it was like the moment that it felt like the team had finally
00:54:46clicked it's like this team is going to do special things wait so with stanley's around the stadium
00:54:50was this near wrigley like no it's in lincoln park yeah okay yeah it's a great play band karaoke's
00:54:56on sunday nights yeah oh hell yeah blackhawk a lot of blackhawks went there i got brought to it by
00:55:02samarja and then dempster it was just a traditional spot that guys would go on sundays do live band
00:55:09karaoke and uh what were you saying what were you singing on sundays oh what are we saying what we
00:55:17what are we at least i think it was acdc that night yeah guys had a song yeah it was i think it was me
00:55:24rizzo and theo i haven't even thought about this i think dexter was up there too yeah it was and then
00:55:30we yeah it was it was a good night it was acdc yeah you're right i gotta try to find that well
00:55:34thunderstruck low back in black what are we talking about man i'm getting old wait did people know
00:55:40though that y'all would go there or was this like somebody would walk in and be like wait
00:55:43the cubs are all here singing karaoke it was one of those bars that everyone kind of knew but
00:55:49were was cool about okay yeah like an accepted local it's like a it's kind of it was a neighborhood
00:55:54bar and it also was like you know it was sunday nights was when it was happening so a lot of
00:55:58people aren't going to go out and be like oh i hope i see a cub or i hope i see a blackhawk
00:56:02but if you did people were pretty cool about it oh that's badass we had a lot of mondays off too so
00:56:07even if we didn't have the monday off we'd probably still be there if we were home so
00:56:11that was a great spot but that was he's right that was the moment that was the moment where it's
00:56:17like this team went the the transformation and that's what rizzo was because he was the heart
00:56:21and soul of the team the transformation from a team that wasn't very good to a world series champion
00:56:27and and watching that path happen and watching guys get called up and watching them get gain their
00:56:33confidence it all happened and then that that sweep of the giants was the first time was like oh man
00:56:39this team is really really good and could actually do something this year yeah i went i was heartbroken
00:56:45when we lost uh daniel murphy just absolutely broke my heart and then he becomes a teammate later on and
00:56:51it took me a long time to to really take him in i was side-eyeing him for a while as a teammate just
00:56:57because every time i still hear his name or see him i think of 2015 and how he just absolutely destroyed
00:57:03us and then i'll see us that was yeah daniel murphy 2015 was one of the most insane performances by
00:57:08any hitter just uh ridiculous career stats we have on the screen right now 261 average 303 home runs
00:57:14965 runs better than and of course a zero era zero yeah let's go yeah i don't know if you guys saw
00:57:22this i got it sent yesterday from a few people but the only other player to strike out an mvp and hit
00:57:29300 home runs is babe ruth so i mean i'll take that okay so and and for people watching at home
00:57:39how how many times do you think that you asked joe madden to pitch before he actually let you pitch
00:57:45all the time oh yeah and i would i had to build so much trust with him that i wasn't going to go out
00:57:51there and blow my arm out and he finally let me and i was so excited and you know we were getting
00:57:56blown out and it just injected some life into a a bad night at the at the park and i got to do it at
00:58:03wrigley got to do it at atlanta and then i was begging boonie for the last couple years to let me
00:58:08pitch at yankee stadium i mean as a as a little kid growing up to be able to pitch at yankee stadium
00:58:13would have been awesome but he never let me do it that's so um all right riz i gotta ask you a very
00:58:18tough question here you just had the baby his son congratulations incredible thank you winning the
00:58:25world series versus having a little baby oh come on yeah look these are the hard-hitting journalistic
00:58:30questions what was better breaking the 108 year old curse or having a little riz the little boy
00:58:38i mean seeing what emily went through and and just what women go through in birth and then
00:58:46postpartum is just it's crazy it's really a miracle dude you're already married to her you don't have
00:58:51to suck up like that honestly mama's watching
00:58:53she's in the other room keeping them down i'll just say how's everyone sleeping how's everyone
00:59:00sleeping i remember like the two weeks after my first kid was like the greatest feeling
00:59:03on the planet it's a high unlike any other how's everyone sleeping on the home front right now
00:59:08uh pretty good we got 11 hours out of them last night so that's a big celebration i was up at
00:59:13five waiting for him to wake up and he slept till seven so let's go that's mvp that's awesome that
00:59:19also is that like scary moment when you wake up before your kids and you're like are are they okay
00:59:24and you're like wait i wish i could have just slept all the way till seven why did i wake up at five
00:59:29like freaking out that they're not going to be okay how's how's how's kevin doing
00:59:34kevin's kevin's doing well he's really adapting he was just laying on the baby uh in the bedroom
00:59:40so he's still side eyeing a little bit kevin is uh anthony's wiener dog okay all right it's a great name for a dog
00:59:47he's very famous yeah um what if you are there any uh teammates coming back this weekend
00:59:55and like are there guys that you've talked to or reached out maybe there's a guy who's reached out
01:00:00to you since this was announced that you're like man i that was awesome i got to talk to him uh because
01:00:05it's been you know 10 years coming up yeah just a lot of love from a lot of teammates i didn't really
01:00:10invite a lot of guys because i knew the announcement was going to be two days before it was going to
01:00:15happen and it wasn't official for a little bit so to get guys shotgun in to come in um was tough but i
01:00:23jay hey will be there rossi will be there i believe dexter may fly in and a few other guys so uh we'll
01:00:31see and then dempster will be there yep um just a few other big big names they'll be there as well i
01:00:37just don't want to throw them out throw them under the bus right now so we'll be the bleachers so what
01:00:42are you gonna do just play a bunch of golf or what do nothing nothing oh good no no i'm gonna
01:00:49i'm gonna be a dad i'm gonna play golf i'm gonna uh whatever's throwing at me who knows maybe do a
01:00:56podcast with rossi here coming up who knows yeah i saw you were playing golf with uh our friends at
01:01:02bob does sports but also our colleague keith yandel yans is the best guy ever that's actually a pretty
01:01:07good plan if you just if you just go with yans every single day in golf yeah we waxed bob me and
01:01:14yans me and we waxed him and joey uh they showed up excited they brought their their their cash and
01:01:21well bob didn't bring cash he does zell i'm like but who does venmo and zell i'm like bob we don't do
01:01:26that here at this club and uh we waxed them for for a good amount so i i'm gonna try to get my
01:01:33handicap down but right now i'm in a really good spot to sandbag a lot of people yeah yeah um all
01:01:39right this is a this is a bad question but it's also like one of the funniest parts about uh you
01:01:46at the plate how many times was it official that you swung at a ball that hit you bro at least at
01:01:53least five or six times a year it's crazy and i see you guys do it now and i i get that like
01:01:59embarrassed feeling for him because i would just play it off and there was one time uh iglesias
01:02:06from the reds he threw a cutter that moves like this much and it hit me right in the right in the
01:02:12quad i'm like this i'm gonna get hit right in the in the boys one day and it's not i didn't wear a cup
01:02:18ever in my career oh if i get hit there or i get in the head i know it's time to time to walk away
01:02:23from the game yeah it was uh you were always just like so fearless so close to the plate um all right
01:02:29i have one last question because i know we got to run in a second i don't know if we can even play
01:02:32this after you leave but i just want to say uh probably one of the coolest things ever was when
01:02:37you tried to take on the entire cincinnati reds team that was also that was also a part of the like
01:02:43because it was going from bad to good and getting culture into the to the organization uh you having
01:02:49that like swagger and a little bit of like yeah i don't like these guys i don't know that that those
01:02:54were the moments that are really cool to look back at i'm sure yeah well not knowing that or all this
01:03:00chapman was a boxer in cuba was if i would have known that i probably would have stood back down
01:03:05real quick yeah but it was just one of those days where it was hot we were playing four or five games
01:03:11in four days and it was a double header and he threw a couple over nate scherlitz's head so we were
01:03:16just chirping and one thing led to another you got to stand up for the boys always but
01:03:20yeah that was that was the looking back that was a good moment in the in the heat of it was a good
01:03:25moment but getting to play with chappy and what he did for us in 16 i love him like a brother yeah
01:03:30and he's still playing he's the best closer in baseball right now it's crazy uh all right riz
01:03:34thank you so much man i love you i'll see you tomorrow night uh you're the best that's all i got
01:03:40hey i love that you're back in chicago yes yes yes you gotta come by the office i feel like we
01:03:46kind of came up at the same time you were you know what i mean with the yabos and everything so
01:03:51yes yes yes hell yeah anthony rizzo absolute legend congrats on the retirement congrats on the
01:03:58ambassador enjoy this week it's gonna be awesome congrats on lil riz man it's great shout out kevin
01:04:03shout out kevin wiener dog kevin all right guys uh when we get back we still got rob stone coming
01:04:10up in studio we got to give you our picks as well it's me versus big cat versus brandon keep it locked
01:04:15right here on fs1 for more wake up barstool what's going on y'all welcome back to wake up barstool
01:04:21here on fs1 and it is our distinct pleasure to be joined by our guy rob stone you see him every
01:04:27single saturday all over your television screen big noon kickoff there in town we got
01:04:32oregon traveling to chicago to take on northwestern where the surf meets the turf over there in
01:04:38evansom and uh rob the first ever non-wwe superstar to hold the oh boy a wwe championship belt brandon
01:04:47you're aware of that 24 7 title holder i'm aware and our truth on set i believe um the man who was a
01:04:54four-year letterman and mvp at colgate back in the day and well you guys are all over wikipedia
01:05:00the man who coined the term hambo when calling the pba those are my big three apparently four
01:05:06strikes and eating a pepper yeah yeah ham bone's sick dude that's that's beautiful yeah that's
01:05:10number one that's awesome it's probably on my tombstone yeah absolutely uh rob what's up man
01:05:16thank you so much for joining us this is awesome this setup is amazing isn't it crazy yeah um i was i
01:05:21was talking to you off camera i was like tell me about the internship program for my son and for
01:05:26myself yeah yeah because i'm i'm in we're in we're cool with nepotism i could yes we're all in on
01:05:31his name is camden stone he's a sophomore tcu the application will be in your inbox
01:05:36oh good time to be a sophomore tcu they're pretty frisky this year dude they are they are and smu
01:05:45really screwed things up last week because that smu tc game next week would have been an absolute
01:05:49banger end of a rivalry game but what have you ever has anybody yes it's it's gorgeous it's not
01:05:55it's like a disney set correct it's it's not in real life yeah it's like a soundstage almost yeah it
01:06:01really is it's beautiful but it's it's like a soundstage two of us walked around there last year
01:06:06i think it was last year we went and did a show there and we just walked around like what yeah
01:06:09are we are we the truman show the truman show for universities for sure yeah uh yeah i happily i'm like
01:06:15happily take my money yeah just because this is great this is safe this is clean welcoming you got it
01:06:19how much did you raise it this year great uh rob so what's up man how are you looking forward to
01:06:26this weekend again oregon northwestern maybe not the most competitive matchups on paper but uh i told
01:06:33you i was watching oregon film yesterday with katik and like i know they replaced everybody but they
01:06:37look sharp yeah they look like a true contender so kat you know like monday we have our big noon kickoff
01:06:43call and i don't know if you picked up that vibe too but yeah it's like everybody started
01:06:47stumbling over themselves with this love affair for oregon i'm like you guys haven't mentioned the
01:06:51ducks once this year right in two big noon kickoff shows it's been nothing about oregon we didn't even
01:06:57really talk about the whole gundy war of the words and we saw how that played out but i'm getting the
01:07:02vibes from everybody that like whoa wait a second people are not talking about oregon enough and i think
01:07:07last week was a soft coming out party yeah and now with the national audience and here in chicago
01:07:12taking on northwestern i think it's it's an opportunity for that team to to remind folks
01:07:17hey there's some really elite football going on on the west coast and up in eugene and absolutely
01:07:22oregon is a national title contender 100 it's crazy they own the west coast now for sure right like
01:07:28there's been a power vacuum out there with usc not being what they should be ucla nothing and like
01:07:33oregon has taken well the whole taking over the pac-12 for the big 10 it was like getting the usc
01:07:37getting the ucla is getting la market and oh by the way like a washington oregon are they going to
01:07:42bring in enough people it's oregon that has carried carried this conference remember eight weeks at
01:07:47number one last year you know getting eliminated by ohio state in the playoffs you know what dan
01:07:52lanning has done there is really remarkable and and he is an absolute elite coach and a recruiter right
01:07:57now they've got the funds um you know as long as phil knight is still around that that program is going
01:08:03to be uh where they want it to be and that is that is a chef kiss job right now yeah yeah i think if
01:08:09the nfl came after lanning he'd be like i i don't know why why would i want to give don't don't mess
01:08:14with happy yeah things are he said and he's kind of talked on that in the past a bit as well um he's
01:08:19young too and in this day and age with all the chaos and you know the ever-shifting landscape it
01:08:25feels like his youth probably uh gives him an advantage over some of his it fits it fits we i go out to
01:08:30dinner with urban right like every friday right and the landscape that college football is now
01:08:35compared to him and and he'll crack with it you know it's like my toughest decision on friday is
01:08:40chicken steak or fish right it's not i gotta go call up another recruit yeah i gotta look at some more
01:08:46tape it's like what great meal am i gonna have at gibson's on a thursday night heading into our
01:08:51production meeting yeah different world i like the dan lanning is a coach we can now uh guarantee
01:08:57when he gets in a mini rivalry with someone he's gonna cover the spread and cover it by yeah
01:09:01because we now have two data points true the colorado game from a couple years ago when he
01:09:05absolutely paced that not looking for clicks and then this oklahoma state game where he got in the
01:09:09war of words with uh with gundy and they just put it on him they were going and they went for two i
01:09:16think right away they were going for on fourth down in the first half he's got that spiteful and i love
01:09:21it for college football i love when coaches have that spiteful oh you want to talk some junk to me
01:09:27i'm going to put 60 on your face in fairness to gundy all he really said was hey these guys
01:09:32uh should be good they spent a lot of money on their roster yeah but you know what he's
01:09:35i read it the same way i was like this isn't awful it was his tone but the great coaches are the
01:09:40ones who find those moments right and say wait a second correct you hear what they said about you
01:09:44let's circle this well landing learned that but kirby kirby does it yeah for sure you weren't being fair
01:09:49to kenny dillingham well no he came on this show he came on this show he was so kind of you and all
01:09:54you did was talk crap about he was only kind because we were playing a couple days later and
01:09:57plus i won that one no problem so by the way i'm reading the quotes from northwestern this week i'm
01:10:02like come on yeah give me something you know what northwestern they're just too damn smart yeah
01:10:06right everything was calm and placid and like even landing couldn't find anything yeah it's like
01:10:11forget it let's go let's just get a win and take care of business and get back to 3-0 not to
01:10:16look ahead or anything but oregon looking like they look lightning fast and the way they're
01:10:20scoring points oregon penn state's looking yeah for sure pretty close that's going to be the first
01:10:24big wow yeah this is a couple weeks from now a couple weeks early november right early october
01:10:29sorry and then penn state gets through that one penn state and columbus against that's right
01:10:32that's right another one and and i think it's a cool conversation i have so much respect for the
01:10:37sec uh but what the big 10 has been able to do the last couple years back-to-back national titles
01:10:42having you know three legit contenders to win the national title yeah this year i i know i think
01:10:47top to bottom the sec is stronger and i think the sec is downright pissed off you don't have to say
01:10:52that you don't have to say any of this dude no no no no i i i pat them on their heads i legit
01:10:56don't get me talking football we have the right side of history right now i care about one team
01:11:01superior all the money's in the big 10 i'm gonna win every single year you know when you're done
01:11:06it happened overnight i realized that i did a live show uh the other night with todd mcshay and i
01:11:14it happened like in real time where i realized i was becoming like the the the mississippi state
01:11:19or the vanderbilt the quintessential sec we got all the money you know michigan it feels good doesn't
01:11:27it feels great the wisconsin's not really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just throw that in there
01:11:34your team your team should be fine against the sec this weekend right listen right you don't even
01:11:38have a quarterback quarterback he keeps getting injured uh and we're gonna get smushed but that's
01:11:44fine that's fine we're gonna keep we're gonna keep getting smushed by alabama i'm done scheduling
01:11:48alabama we keep doing it and it's so stupid or that interjection really backfired on you quick
01:11:52yeah i mean that sec whatever okay whatever uh you just don't have to you don't have to pat
01:11:58him on the head he wasn't patting on the head correct thank you he was he was trying by the
01:12:01way stark vegas is actually a sneaky really nice thank you thank you thank you thank you
01:12:06i don't care what people say about starkville it actually wasn't the worst place correct no it
01:12:17is a nice it is there are great restaurants downtown man the junction really sets it all
01:12:22it's a beautiful it's a beautiful town with great restaurants it is it's a bespoke town
01:12:26you can get a delicious ribeye steak um what a sound a ribeye steak all right guys look keep
01:12:35it locked here on fs1 we're gonna take a quick break rob's gonna hang around for another segment
01:12:39we're gonna continue to talk ball uh we'll see you on the other side guys what's up y'all welcome
01:12:43back to wake up barstool hanging out here on a friday football weekend is almost here we got
01:12:48picks coming up next segment uh right now we're hanging out with rob stone uh he's in town for
01:12:54big noon kickoff tomorrow and evidence it's gonna be fantastic i got a question yeah you ready for
01:12:58this rob okay yeah this is not gonna go well well we'll see so said the hr department or no no my
01:13:05livelihood all right rob do we suck at soccer oh man come on give it to me straight i think we suck at
01:13:13soccer yeah i'm a little worried i'm a little worried we should not be at this level that we're
01:13:17at right now okay i thought we beat japan with the world cup we did beat japan but it wasn't japan's
01:13:21a team it was a b-ish type team and those things happen and i get it but uh with the world cup
01:13:27knocking down our door in your car in our country doing all the coverage this this is a troublesome
01:13:33moment and we're not a nation that can just turn it on like oh you know what save it for june guys
01:13:38save it for june no we're not there uh we we are a we're still a blue collar team that that and
01:13:45that's how we need to survive and we haven't been blue collar enough for a lot of people um yeah i'm
01:13:50worried you know not getting out of the group stage uh would be an abject failure yeah and it would
01:13:56literally be like burn it down okay burn it down on the men's side on the men's side like it's not
01:14:00working guys whoever you are wherever you are hired from if you can't get out of this group in an
01:14:05expanded world cup with 48 nations there you have done an injustice to your country and to your
01:14:10sport okay i like that i'm happy that you but we're going to get out of the group okay yeah okay
01:14:15here's my problem with u.s soccer and the the vibes around it and i obviously want them to do well
01:14:22but i feel like there's never accountability there's never it was for the longest time was
01:14:26berhalter's fault and then it was like and then and then you get the new guy and if the new guy fails
01:14:32it's going to be his fault it's like maybe the players just suck maybe we just suck at soccer
01:14:36uh i wouldn't say suck okay right but not that's a question no no but like not not to a level of
01:14:43spain not to level yeah england and germany and argentina and brazil i don't know if we'll ever get
01:14:47there i i it's a fair question uh but it's so frustrating because we've had so much time since
01:14:52the last world cup right posted 94 to get better and have we gotten better 100 but guess what the
01:14:58spain's and the germany's keep getting better as well and stronger and faster and and more adept
01:15:03at everything so i thought american soccer would be further along than we are maybe they find and
01:15:10and you get this in tournaments right you get it at march madness you find that that little magic
01:15:14that's in the bottle and you rub it and you're like oh wait a second the genie just came out and
01:15:18gave me a wish and you know listen you go back to 94 we were gifted we were gifted you know that
01:15:23that result against colombia to get us into the next round and we were gifted brazil you know
01:15:28going down a man we could have gotten a through brazil you know with tabramos i don't know if you
01:15:33remember that yeah tabra like shattered his face with an elbow one of the ugliest things that has
01:15:37ever happened in uh you know american soccer um so that's kind of what i'm hoping for which is not
01:15:42great right like i should be hoping hey we're really good down the way we're really fast yeah we're i'm
01:15:47already in we need to catch breaks mode and that's not where to be have we thought about putting
01:15:51lebron on the team i love that why can't our best athletes play soccer but by the way if you had
01:15:58lebron posting up as a center forward you're going to win some games you're doing it too 100%
01:16:05100% we put yannis in goal i like to throw in yannis because he's not even american and i'm like
01:16:11what we can't have him in goal we can have yeah fiery kill for some speed that's you gotta you get
01:16:15some speed i agree like give me the old demarcus beasley's a chicago guy
01:16:20yeah just right go to what it was wrong can i ask you just like a personal like reflection
01:16:24question because being the lead in studio host for the world cup has got to feel insane i mean
01:16:31is that like a pinch yourself moment like getting to getting to do the world yeah it's been i think
01:16:36i've worked 10 world cups now whether it was play-by-play or sideline or host um and there are
01:16:42definitely moments where i'm in the chair and listen they're long days and you just kind of spin the
01:16:48chair and you just look and you're like oh there's there's the eiffel tower right oh there's
01:16:52there's red square oh there's a plane landing in vancouver and you just kind of check out um and
01:16:58you're like this is really freaking amazing that that you're around this the only rub is i never
01:17:03get to go to games so i'm i'm like you i this might as well be our world cup studio where i'm
01:17:08watching it off that monitor or off that monitor and yeah you're like what a great experience i'm like
01:17:12it was but i did not step foot in a stadium right you know i i did not get to taste and feel the
01:17:18environment outside of where i was in you know city x yeah what about um so you mentioned not being
01:17:25where we're supposed to be at this point i mean i still go back to 2013 do that belgium game where
01:17:31it felt like everything was moving in the right direction i believe here what's that yes yeah
01:17:37everything i believe me it was great it was great for that year i miss it but yeah it burned out
01:17:44fast yeah no one talking 2012 tim howard yes 2012 13 saves against belgium unbelievable i agree with
01:17:52you that that was a moment of okay we yes we're we're getting run by belgium but we're hanging in
01:17:57there we're doing everything we can i did feel like the trajectory was going in the right direction
01:18:02um and something happened something happened i don't blame greg berhalter by the way you brought him
01:18:07up he's a great job here in chicago uh i actually think the u.s team is hurting because greg berhalter
01:18:12is gone and and all the noise that was around it i never understood why a section of the fan base
01:18:18turned on him um the way that they did because this guy cared immensely about his country and did
01:18:23so much legwork to become a better manager and a better person to help his country and his team
01:18:29well i can tell you exactly why because whenever your team uh loses you have to blame someone there's that
01:18:34and we're dumb sports fans and usually it's the easiest to blame the coach yeah sure because
01:18:39otherwise you have to no matter the team's not good we have no idea who else to blame yeah and also
01:18:44yeah and also coming to grips with being like hey maybe we're not that good so that's a really
01:18:47there's that like maybe we need to temper our expectations just a little bit fine with that
01:18:51which goes to my question have we considered not trying at all
01:18:54if you if you can't win something just don't try just quit we can't get we can't get hurt if we
01:19:00don't try so softly softly to your point softly right is the u.s on the men's side when they're
01:19:07underdogs they're better right so if you look if you track the world cups you're like hey we had
01:19:12big expectations in 2022 they didn't meet them we had lowish expectations 2014 they hit it low
01:19:19expectations in 94 they went above and beyond americans understand the underdog role particularly
01:19:24in soccer and and i think and i will continue to promote we are an underdog next summer okay in
01:19:30the hopes that we get ourselves to the round of 16 i like that he's on team try yeah that's right
01:19:34give it a try uh all right guys when we get back let's make some picks to send you into the weekend
01:19:39robs gonna stay and hang out back with more wake up barstool keep it locked on fs1
01:19:44what's up y'all welcome back to this friday it's your week of barstool let's dive right in it is
01:19:49time to give you some picks going in the weekend we're going to track these all season long it's a
01:19:54comp of fiction um that's bad uh brandon okay just move on brandon brandon give me your five
01:20:02picks i got five picks four in college football one in the nfl tonight houston minus four against
01:20:06colorado houston second year willie fritz i think they blitz colorado tonight colorado they say they
01:20:11have a new quarterback i think they got a quarterback issue because when you turn
01:20:14your third string in week two some problems i like miami to smash usf miami minus 17 against
01:20:19usf this weekend whoa slow roll that oh you're right i like miami everybody's smiling i'm telling
01:20:25and throwing flowers at usf so good miami's a different beast i agree i think they deserve
01:20:30the flowers that's fine don't say they don't i didn't i'm just saying the flowers but we're focused
01:20:35on that and we ought to be focused on how good miami okay uh akron team total under 21 and a half
01:20:40rob how many points has akron scored this year uh zero zero points nailed it they got shutout week
01:20:45one shutout week two akron team total under 21 and a half and i think this one's a sneaky one
01:20:49everybody sees the names app state southern miss and they pick app state i think southern miss
01:20:53beats them this weekend southern miss is better than you think they're just basically marshall
01:20:56i'm gonna say right now i don't think anyone was like i see the name no i just app state i'm gonna
01:21:00think i have a bigger name app state has a bigger name i agree with you on that app state has my nfl
01:21:07pick uh i like the jets plus six and a half okay okay all right i'll go quick ready uh i have two
01:21:14college football games three nfl games georgia tennessee georgia minus four kirby smart owns josh
01:21:21heupel josh heupel has not scored 17 points against kirby smart's defense they have been
01:21:26georgia has been doing as vanilla as vanilla could be for the first couple weeks they're gonna kill
01:21:30them jets i'm agreeing with you brandon i think the jets the bills defense has some issues the jets
01:21:35are gonna be able to move the ball the jets offensive line is really good so they can they're
01:21:39gonna be able to move the ball the 49ers minus three at saints this one looks weird because you say
01:21:43hey it's mac jones kyle shanahan wanted to draft mac jones in 2021 they got trey lance instead i think
01:21:49kyle shanahan's gonna be like hey i want to prove that mac jones is always the guy and i can win
01:21:54with anyone if you can win with mac jones you can win with anyone yep because he's a bad quarterback
01:21:58mac jones versus spencer rattler what a matchup notre dame versus texas a&m over 50 and a half
01:22:02uh that's just a simple saturday night i'm gonna be sitting on my couch i want to watch points that's
01:22:07all i got must win must win for the irish must win for the irish must win for me at that point
01:22:12on saturday okay absolutely that's more important absolutely will be and then the bears i do think
01:22:18the bears are gonna bounce back i think the lions interior offensive line is the issue not the
01:22:23coordinators everyone's talking about the coordinators their change at center and some of
01:22:28the guys they got at guard i think the bears are gonna be able to be in that game and i think
01:22:32kyle williams is gonna have a nice showing i have the bears plus six all right guys my turn
01:22:38last week my boss called me a p-word and a d-bag he said you're too scared to pick nfl games well
01:22:45would you look at that four of my five picks coming out of sunday and how about this you can't count
01:22:51what what half is hard three no those are my picks i changed it i took arkansas off the list
01:22:57that is an incorrect graphic that is an incorrect graphic look and you got to roll with the graphic
01:23:04through the graphic we're doing it live we're doing it live we're doing it live you still have
01:23:11three nfl picks you're ruining this everybody loves dogs in this company right also just so you know
01:23:16chiefs ve eagles i don't know you can i don't think the graphics t-bob can't spell no t-bob also i'm
01:23:23just gonna say i kind of hate all of the picks f you f you f you you know what this is i got you
01:23:30five home dogs guys five home dogs these dogs barked this weekend baby we got georgia tech at
01:23:37home plus three against clemson okay clemson it says arkansas ain't gonna bring that is not my pick
01:23:43because i wanted the home dog theme that should be georgia tech plus three no arkansas is an oxford
01:23:49right get out of here i got the raiders at home plus three and a half give me the hook
01:23:55charges great last weekend it's still the charges saints plus three screw you dan fading you screw
01:24:02mac jones the least exciting football player that's ever existed i don't disagree with that
01:24:07colts plus one and a half yeah i told you danny dimes is legitimate he's gonna get it done against
01:24:14the broncos this sunday and then are you kidding me the kansas city chiefs as a dog and arrowhead
01:24:20it all makes too much sense that's five home dogs for you guys big place where was the fourth nfl game
01:24:26yeah we're still look can you look under your seat yeah yeah no no raider saints colts chiefs there
01:24:32you go raider saints colts chiefs god you imagine like hosting a show and not being able to count
01:24:38that's not true that's insane again math is i have an expansive vocabulary i am very well read i can't
01:24:46count i love you all thank you so much we will see you on monday have a great weekend may you win
01:24:52all your bets at lesser dan thank you rob stone
01:24:53whoa
01:24:54whoa
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