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00:00You
00:30Oh, my God.
00:59Happy Halloween, Katie. You got a nice costume.
01:02You're late. I'm sitting alone in a cemetery and you...
01:06Daryl, are you a piece of candy?
01:09Yeah, cool, huh?
01:10I figure when people see me, I'll make the candy they give out look small.
01:14So they'll overcompensate by giving us more.
01:17Smart, huh?
01:18Brilliant. Where's Jimmy?
01:20Getting his little cousin, I think.
01:23His mom's making him take her out with us.
01:28Hey, Bert!
01:29Got enough room in your trunk for all the candy we'll get?
01:33I said, do you have...
01:36Roll down the window.
01:38Ah, that's better. Now I can hear you.
01:41Sweet ride.
01:42What are you supposed to be?
01:44I'm a baseball player in his SUV.
01:46It's loaded with all the options, including anti-lock brakes and an atomic-powered laser cannon.
01:52Right on.
01:52I'm a piece of candy.
01:58Where's Jimmy?
02:00Ugh, it's creepy out here.
02:03Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear!
02:08Cool!
02:10You're late.
02:11I know. I had to get the baby.
02:13Come on, Hannah!
02:14I'm coming, Jimmy! I'm coming!
02:28Hi, Katie!
02:29Hi, Daryl!
02:30Hi, Bert!
02:30Hi, Hannah!
02:31I like your fairy princess wings.
02:34Aren't they cool?
02:35I helped with the glitter.
02:37Really?
02:38My mom doesn't let me touch glitter.
02:40Not since that incident with the glue and the dog.
02:43My parents are giving out big candy bars for trick-or-treat.
02:46I brought one for everyone.
02:48Thanks!
02:48Thanks, Hannah!
02:49Thank you!
02:50That's cool of you.
02:51I'll put this in my glove compartment for later.
02:53I can get my own Halloween candy.
02:55I don't need any baby's help.
02:59Now, my creatures of the night!
03:02Sorry to interrupt, Jimmy, but I'm not really a creature of the night.
03:06I'm a baseball player.
03:07And I'm a piece of candy!
03:09Don't look at me!
03:11I'm a full-fledged creature of the night!
03:14Rawr!
03:18Daryl, there is nothing scary about a piece of candy.
03:21Hey!
03:22You could be a mean piece of candy.
03:24Like when you eat too much of it, and it finally gets you sick!
03:29That's good!
03:30I'm that last piece of candy that makes you sick.
03:36Now, Bert, baseball players play night games, right?
03:40That's true.
03:41So, I'm like a half-creature of the night.
03:45Okay!
03:46Come now, my creatures!
03:49And half-creatures!
03:51And, uh, sick-makers!
03:53And, Hannah, if you're about to say that you're a fairy princess and not a creature of the night either,
03:58I'm going to take you home right now!
04:00Now is our time!
04:02We become monsters!
04:04Surging forth and...
04:06Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:07Monster!
04:08Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:11Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:13Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:23Flashback!
04:24Flashback!
04:25Flashback!
04:26Hit it!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:32Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:34Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:37Ah!
04:38Jax!
04:39Ah!
04:40C heroes,
04:59Fair play.
05:00Good grief.
05:01Ding dong.
05:03Don't worry, Pumpkin.
05:05Daryl will protect you from the monsters.
05:08Monsters!
05:09Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong already!
05:11Oh, that must be Jimmy.
05:13I'll get it.
05:15Here you go, honey.
05:17Monsters can't stand flashlights.
05:19Hello, Jimmy.
05:20Oh, don't you look cute?
05:22Thanks.
05:23Happy Halloween.
05:24Hannah ready?
05:25Come on, Hannah.
05:26Don't worry, honey.
05:30If you get frightened, Jimmy's promised to take care of you.
05:35Okay, Mommy.
05:36Bye.
05:37Hey, Jimmy, wait up.
05:39Yeah, that was a lot like it happened.
05:42Hey, I get to be in the next flashback.
05:45Hannah, shine your flashlight around and scare all the monsters, okay?
05:49I need to talk to these guys for a second.
05:52Okay, Jimmy.
05:56Okay, here's the plan.
06:03We're going to ditch Hannah.
06:06We all want lots of candy, don't we?
06:08Well, I don't know.
06:10So we'll scare her, and she'll run home, and then we can do what we want, okay?
06:14Well, she's kind of slow.
06:16Well, we can go faster as a group of big kids.
06:19And get twice as much candy without her.
06:22Then we're agreed.
06:23Follow me, and I'll make sure we have the best Halloween yet.
06:28I didn't find any monsters.
06:31Good work, Hannah.
06:32You're not scared, are you?
06:34Maybe a little.
06:35You want to be a big kid, right?
06:38Right.
06:38Well, if you're a big kid, you won't be afraid to trick-or-treat the spook house.
06:44Years ago, on Halloween night, the people who lived here forgot to leave candy for the hungry monsters, and got eaten for it.
06:58So now, every year, the new kid has to leave candy in the basement of the abandoned spook house to keep the monsters from eating every kid in the world.
07:10And guess who's the new kid?
07:24Watch.
07:25The baby will turn and run.
07:34Now what?
07:35Your little cousin just went into the spook house.
07:37I guess we'll just have to scare her ourselves.
07:40Follow my lead.
07:43Hannah, look!
07:44The owner's ghost!
07:45Over there!
07:50Leave your candy!
07:52It's your only home!
07:54I think I hear a skeleton rattling in the closet!
07:58You hear that witch laughing?
08:01For the werewolf how?
08:03You better hurry, Hannah.
08:08Get to the basement and throw some candy down there!
08:11Okay, Jimmy.
08:14We'll be right behind you.
08:15Jimmy?
08:25Jimmy?
08:25Katie?
08:26Anyone?
08:27Anyone?
08:27Anyone?
08:28I see you.
08:58Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!
09:17Why are you crying?
09:21Because I like the sound of boo and boo-hoo-hoo.
09:28Hannah-Marie! Say hello to your scary godmother.
09:33My what?
09:35Scary godmother! Ta-da!
09:40You mean, you came because I was scared?
09:44Sure! I came because you needed me.
09:47Now, what were you so scared of that it made you cry?
09:51Monsters.
09:52Monsters? Boy, oh boy, are you in luck!
09:55Some of my best friends are monsters.
09:57Come on, I'll take you over to my realm in the front side and introduce you.
10:01Let's go!
10:03Hang on!
10:09Hang on!
11:15Oh, I wish I could have seen her face when she turned around and we were gone.
11:22Priceless.
11:24You've been filling her head full of stories all night, Jimmy.
11:28She was so easy to scare.
11:30We'll wait right here for her.
11:32She'll come out screaming any second.
11:35What are you looking for?
11:54Can I help?
11:55Hmm, we've got to find Scully.
12:00He said he'd be here by now.
12:03Scully?
12:11A monster?
12:14That's no monster.
12:15It's just my broommate.
12:17Oh, my scary godmother.
12:19Sorry to be so late, but I just had to get these old bones bleached for the party.
12:24You look 300 years younger.
12:27Party?
12:28Sure.
12:29Our Halloween party.
12:31Me and my broommates throw one every year.
12:33I like parties.
12:35Oh, it is the spookiest phantom fest in the whole realm.
12:38Everyone will be there.
12:40It's practically a who's poo of monsters.
12:43And incidentally, who are you?
12:47Scully, I would like you to meet my new friend, Hannah.
12:52Hannah, this is Mr. Pettibone.
12:54He's our official skeleton in the closet.
12:57Well, ha!
12:58It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Hannah.
13:01Does everyone have a skeleton in their closet?
13:03Almost everyone, little miss.
13:07I work in the closets of all the old houses, keeping their secrets and just rattling around.
13:14But when it comes to Halloween night, I love nothing more than to roll the bones at a good party.
13:21You are staying for the party, aren't you?
13:23Yes.
13:24Oh, well, good.
13:28I don't know.
13:30Scary Godmother said that there will be monsters at the party, and I'm scared of monsters.
13:36Oh, my.
13:37You just haven't met enough good ones yet.
13:40You see, Hannah, monsters are a lot like spiders.
13:44Some are real nice, and some are not so nice.
13:48But all of them are creepy and crawly.
13:54Wasn't that supposed to help?
13:57Yes.
13:58Do you think it works?
13:59Yes.
14:04And now, a little atmosphere.
14:06Blended.
14:21Cool.
14:22Blended!
14:26Cool!
14:38Aw, man, this is wasting our precious trick-or-treating time.
14:43At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some trick-or-treating in on the way here.
14:47You know, if you pick first, then you won't need to trade with me all the time.
14:51I like trading with you, Daryl. I never know what I want until you pick it out first.
14:56Fine.
14:57So, ooh, I'll trade you two caramels for three baby chocolate bars.
15:03Okay.
15:03Ooh, and this little bag of gumdrops for this sugar cluster.
15:07Okay.
15:08Oh, and this Shula's Joe for three kisses.
15:13Okay.
15:14Wait, I don't have any kisses.
15:18Oh!
15:21Riker, Riker, we've lost contact with Katie and Daryl.
15:25Please advise Houston. Over.
15:28Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.
15:32Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night,
15:37and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades in my cardboard SUV?
15:41Eh, good point.
15:42Here's the rest of the food.
16:00Ha!
16:00Our guests will be here any minute.
16:04I'll get it.
16:05How do I look?
16:06Mmm, frightful.
16:09You're too kind.
16:15Ah!
16:16A monster!
16:19Only to his mother.
16:20It's just Harry.
16:22Hi, Harry.
16:23Come on in.
16:24Thank you, scary godmother.
16:25I don't mind if I do.
16:28Mmm.
16:29Where are those wonderful smells, Zim and Eaton, from?
16:31The goodie place, I believe.
16:33You won't mind if I just sample the delicacies, do you?
16:36Ow!
16:36No!
16:37Down, boy!
16:38Last year, you devastated the entire buffet before the other guests even arrived.
16:42Oh!
16:43Dare you, sir!
16:44I come to a party to enjoy the company of good...
16:46Now, sit!
16:54Good boy.
16:56Shake!
16:57Now, roll over.
17:00Oh, please.
17:01Roll over.
17:03I will not degrade myself.
17:05Over.
17:06Good boy.
17:12Here.
17:14Now, no more until everyone else shows up.
17:16And you'll be lucky to get that.
17:19Oh, you'll be lucky if I don't bury a femur in the backyard, you scoundrel.
17:24Harry, I want you to meet my new friend.
17:28Hmm?
17:31But it can't be.
17:33It can't be what?
17:34Oh, don't be coy, my dear.
17:37I'm really a huge fan.
17:39You know who she is?
17:41Of course.
17:42It's Ophelia St. Tartar, who played the princess of ectoplasmania in episode 42 of the Spectral 6.
17:48She's practically in the same costume as well.
17:53What a priceless in-joke for those of us who are long-time spectators.
17:57Like myself, of course.
17:59Hors d'oeuvre, Miss Tartar?
18:04It's not for me.
18:06It's for Miss Tartar.
18:07Do you mind if I call you Ophelia?
18:09I don't mind, but it's not my name.
18:13Harry, this is not Ophelia St.
18:15I am such a huge fan of the show.
18:18I must know every single line from every single episode.
18:21I remember when our fair hair...
18:23Here's a treat that's fun to make and helps you get a word in edgewise.
18:27Take two of your favourite crackers, spread one with jam, one with peanut butter,
18:31mush them together, and jam them into the mouth of the chattering werewolf.
18:34Anyway, voila!
18:35Voila!
18:35Now, Harry, this is my new friend, Hannah Marie, not Ophelia St.
18:43what have you, who played Madame Lord High Muckabee Molasses
18:45from your favourite Scullivision show.
18:47Scully, don't tease him!
18:52I don't get it!
18:55Ah, silence.
18:58Music to my cranium.
19:01Bone marrow jelly rolls should be done.
19:03Ta-ta!
19:05Hello, Count Max, Ruby, Orson.
19:13Good evening, Scary Gold Mother.
19:17I know it's intimidating being around royalty, but don't worry.
19:20We should offer them some refreshments, don't you think?
19:24Yeah, that's probably good manners when you're dealing with kings and queens.
19:29A chocolate-covered fly?
19:31Do not mind if I do.
19:34Not for me, darling.
19:34I'm watching my figure.
19:37Mmm, dark chocolate.
19:39Shall we move to the other room?
19:41Lovely!
19:42Delightful.
19:43Okay.
19:44Why are they just standing there?
19:49Oh, no, that's right!
19:51Vampires can't enter a house unless you invite them in.
19:55Really?
19:55That's very polite.
19:58Oh, yes.
19:58I'm thrilled to have the king and queen of the night grace my humble home.
20:03The pleasure is ours.
20:05The place looks great.
20:08Help yourselves to the food.
20:10There it goes, Mother!
20:12Oh, no!
20:13This is my friend, Hannah Marie.
20:16Oh!
20:17Hannah, this is Count Max, his wife Ruby, and their son Orson.
20:24Hi.
20:26Hi.
20:27Are you a real vampire?
20:29Of course I'm a real vampire.
20:31Are you a real human?
20:33Yeah, but you're just a kid.
20:35So are you.
20:37Do you go to school?
20:38Sure, night school.
20:39Don't you go to school?
20:41I go to school.
20:43Sacred Heart.
20:44Mmm, sounds tasty.
20:46But you go during the day.
20:47So?
20:48How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
20:51I can't see in the dark.
20:54You can't?
20:55It's his first real human.
20:57Cute.
20:58Do you sleep in a coffin?
21:00Sure, I've slept in my own coffin since I was three.
21:02You mean you still share a coffin with your parents?
21:05No!
21:06I mean, yes.
21:08I mean, I don't sleep in a coffin at all.
21:12You're homeless?
21:14Orson, honey, Hannah's not from around here.
21:17Why don't the two of you fly off and enjoy the party?
21:20Okay.
21:24Can't you fly with those wings?
21:26Nuh-uh.
21:27Race you to the kitchen, then.
21:29No, no, no running.
21:31You...
21:32Hey!
21:42I can talk again!
21:57Be still, my beating ribcage
22:02Quiet, Phyllis Tang
22:05Hello, Max
22:17Good evening, Harry
22:19It is nice to see you
22:22Nice to be seen
22:23Oh, Miss Ruby
22:24Delightful to see you, my dear
22:27So, Max
22:34You run in a celebrity crowd
22:35Do you think you'll be seeing Miss Crystal
22:38If you do
22:40Perhaps an autograph
22:42Harry
22:43Yes, Max
22:44Look deeply into my eyes
22:47Okay
22:47Now, cease your chattering
22:51And sleep
22:53Sleep on an empty stomach
22:55But I
22:55That is better
23:00Some peace and quiet
23:02I think
23:04Oh, I like the way you think, Count Max
23:07Can I get you a drink?
23:09Thank you
23:09Bloody Mary
23:11Oh, Mary
23:12Hey, hey, hey
23:17You start the party without me?
23:19Heaven forbid
23:20It wouldn't be a party without you here, Bugaboo
23:23Come on up
23:24Let's party!
23:25It's okay, Hannah
23:27It's okay, it's okay, Hannah
23:36Take a deep breath
23:38If I start scaring kids after hours, I'm going to put in for overtime
23:46Now calm down, kid
23:49Calm down!
23:50Oh, help me, help me!
23:52I'm not doing nothing!
23:54Bugaboo, you're scaring her worse!
23:56Oh, no, bugaboo!
23:58You're scaring her worse!
24:00Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:00Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:01Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:02Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:03Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:04Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:05Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:06Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:07Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:08Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:09Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:10Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:11Come on, Hannah, come here!
24:12Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:13Oh, no, bugaboo!
24:14This is what happens when you hit the moon!
24:16Come on!
24:17Don't eat your food!
24:18You don't even like pumpkins!
24:19My flashlight!
24:20That will save me!
24:21Yeah!
24:22Take that!
24:24What are you?
24:31A coal miner?
24:32But, like Dad said...
24:34Uh, Hannah, flashlights only work on monsters that hide in your closet.
24:40Y-yeah, and, uh, bugaboo is a monster that hides under your bed.
24:44Nice cover.
24:45I don't care what kind of monster he is!
24:47Keep him away from me!
24:49He's big and mean and scary looking!
24:51Oh, I'm sorry.
24:54I didn't mean to ruin the party.
24:56Uh, maybe I should go.
24:58Oh!
24:59No, wait!
25:00You don't have to go!
25:02No!
25:03No!
25:04No!
25:05I understand.
25:06It comes with the job.
25:07Oh!
25:08He's such a god and I like him!
25:09He's such a god and I like him!
25:10That box me up!
25:13Maybe you're...
25:15not that mean after all.
25:17Well, to tell you the truth, monsters aren't mean.
25:22Big and scary, yeah, but not mean.
25:25Big and scary is right.
25:27Oh, you're just trying to butter me up.
25:31Does that mean you'll stay?
25:33You got it!
25:35After all, ha ha, it is my house.
25:38All right then, let's party!
25:41Whoo!
26:01Door is ajar.
26:03Door is ajar.
26:05Door is ajar.
26:06Will.
26:07You.
26:08Stop that!
26:11Please fasten your safety belts.
26:13Why isn't she screaming yet?
26:16The kids.
26:19The kids!
26:21It!
26:22The kids!
26:23The kids.
26:24The kids.
26:26The kids.
26:28I'm necesita-
26:30The kids.
26:31To the kids.
26:34Mom, the sons.
26:36Look at us.
26:37The kids.
26:39The kids are misinformed.
26:40It's a dream promotion.
26:41That would walk with the kids by going.
27:13Now what are we going to do? We've practically missed Halloween.
27:20This isn't funny anymore.
27:22We've got to go in and get Hannah. She's got to be scared to death by now.
27:27Look, I'm the leader of this group, and I say we wait.
27:31Who made you leader?
27:32What do you mean? Of course I'm the leader.
27:35That's not fair. We didn't even vote.
27:37You want to vote? Fine, we'll vote. Who wants me for leader?
27:43Okay. Who wants Bert for leader?
27:51Daryl? Katie?
27:55That's one vote for everyone.
27:57I demand a recount.
27:58That's still one vote for everyone.
28:05Recount!
28:06That's one vote for everyone.
28:09Recount!
28:10What are you doing? Nobody has changed their vote.
28:13I just want to see how long he'll keep this up.
28:15Oh.
28:17Recount!
28:18That's one vote for everyone.
28:21Recount!
28:23Will you two stop it?
28:26We'll do rock, paper, scissors.
28:29Ready?
28:30Go!
28:32All rock, no winner.
28:35All rock, no winner.
28:38All rock, no winner.
28:41Look, wise guys.
28:42Nobody is going to win if we all do rock.
28:45Is that clear?
28:46Ready?
28:47Go!
28:48Ha!
28:49Rock beats scissors, scissors, scissors.
28:51I'm still the leader, and I rule no more voting.
28:54So, what now?
28:56Stick it in park and wait.
28:58See anything you want to eat?
29:15I mean in the fridge, silly.
29:18I was just kidding.
29:19I know.
29:20I'm not afraid of you.
29:22Peek-a-boo!
29:23Ha!
29:25You should be.
29:27Someday, I'll be king of the night.
29:30Someday, I'll be movie star, princess, veterinarian, astronaut, ballerina.
29:35With a pony.
29:36Cool.
29:38I love your dress, Ruby.
29:41Disarting.
29:43I was practically buried in it.
29:46Hmm.
29:47Newfangled fashions.
29:48I remember when a vampire queen used to look like a queen.
29:53Me too.
29:55Oh, Max.
29:55It's just a modern little frog.
29:58Too modern and too little for my taste.
30:01You can practically see her ankles.
30:04Don't freak out, Max.
30:06After all, you can see my ankles.
30:09Mine too.
30:09I think she looks nice.
30:13Oh, revishing, yes.
30:16Beautiful, of course.
30:18But her ankles, really.
30:20One century, it is corsets and bustles and the next thing you know.
30:25It's platforms and miniskirts.
30:28Exactly.
30:28So, as I was saying.
30:33Ooh, snacks.
30:36Oh.
30:45What?
30:46Dancing always makes me peckish.
30:47What's the matter, my love?
30:55You are usually the death of the party.
30:58I do not want to talk about it.
30:59Oh, tell me, my albaster Romeo.
31:03Why are you so out of sorts?
31:05Yeah.
31:05It is just...
31:07What, Maxie?
31:09I don't want any bad blood between us.
31:12I am simply no good at parties.
31:15Look at the others.
31:16Conversing with ease.
31:17I feel out of touch.
31:20And then I get self-conscious.
31:22But these are our friends.
31:24They like you just the way you are.
31:26Five hundred years their senior.
31:28I'm old.
31:29I just have to remind myself every now and again
31:32that it is the 20th century now.
31:3521st century, my precious.
31:37Great.
31:38Now my watch is stopped as well.
31:40I enjoy you, Maxie.
31:42But, if you want to break the ice,
31:44start with a joke.
31:46A joke?
31:47I think I will try.
31:49But first...
31:51Oh, no.
31:53Gross.
31:54My parents are necking again.
31:57Maybe there's something I can eat on the snack table.
32:02Bad dog.
32:03Bad dog.
32:05Oh, get down.
32:05All of my precious work.
32:08My tarantula egg rolls.
32:10My gorgonzola and hoppy's egg quiche.
32:13My fleas ear casserole.
32:15Oh, God.
32:17Thank goodness.
32:18You don't eat quiche?
32:20No.
32:20I meant the other stuff.
32:22Oh, gorgonzola.
32:26Roommate puddle!
32:29Now what?
32:30The party's just starting and we're out of food.
32:32Well, I could whip up some werewolf kebabs.
32:39Seriously?
32:40What are we going to do?
32:41We have to serve something.
32:43I'm getting hungry.
32:44I'm starvulating.
32:45I'm going to fade away to nothing if I don't eat something soon.
32:50Pizza!
32:51Pizza?
32:52Pizza?
32:54Pizza!
32:55I'll eat pizza.
32:57Me too.
32:58Pizza!
33:00Pizza would be a nice change.
33:03Pizza.
33:03Back in my day, we never thought of putting cheese and sauce and...
33:08Pizza is a groovy idea?
33:13Groovy?
33:14I know.
33:15They're so embarrassing.
33:17I could just live.
33:18I'll order.
33:20They know the sound of my voice at Diablo Brothers.
33:22Now, who wants garlic?
33:24What are you?
33:26A maniac?
33:27Are you trying to poison my family?
33:29We're all allergic to garlic, Harry.
33:32Good.
33:34Get a Belfry Mano special.
33:37Half O positive, half AB negative.
33:40Make sure there's extra cheese.
33:42Yeah!
33:43Extra cheese and olives!
33:46Yeah!
33:48You?
33:50You eat pizza with cheese and olives?
33:53Yeah, I like olives.
33:55So?
33:55I thought monsters ate little girls.
33:58Oh, that's silly.
33:59Little girls make the crust all soggy.
34:02Ha ha ha!
34:03Just joking, kid.
34:04It's my job to scare kids, not eat them.
34:07If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work.
34:10Who told you that bunch of nonsense?
34:13My cousin Jimmy.
34:15Ahem.
34:15While I'm sure this Jimmy-slash-monster discussion is imperative to the plot, can we get back
34:21to something that is really important?
34:23Like ordering pizza?
34:27Harry!
34:28We haven't forgotten who inhaled the bouffet!
34:33Touché!
34:34Point well taken!
34:38Socially awkward pause.
34:40I'll phone this in.
34:45I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house!
34:49We are going to be in so much trouble, Jimmy!
34:52I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house.
34:54What if she never comes out?
34:56I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house!
35:00Will you stop it?
35:03We did what we had to do, right?
35:06Then where is she?
35:07She should have come screaming out of there ages ago!
35:10Maybe the monsters got her!
35:12There's no monsters!
35:14I just made that up to scare the baby!
35:16Duh!
35:17Yeah, and if they got her, then maybe they didn't get enough candy, and maybe the monsters
35:22are going to burst out of there any second and eat everything again in the whole world!
35:25What are you talking about?
35:27There's no monsters!
35:29Oh my gosh, we've got to save Hannah from the monsters!
35:33You save Hannah!
35:33I'm driving my SUV out of here before the monsters show up!
35:37Monsters!
35:38No, I can't give them your candy!
35:40I'm too young to die!
35:41I can't give them your candy!
35:42Yeah!
35:43You're all standing!
35:45What do we do?
35:46Hey, what do we do?
35:47I'm dressed!
35:49Have you all gone crazy?
35:53Little babies believe in monsters, okay?
35:56We don't!
35:57We're the big kids, right?
35:59There's no such thing as monsters!
36:11I'll get it!
36:12The Apple Brothers Pizza!
36:14You buy, we fly!
36:15Oh, here's your order, scary godmother!
36:18That'll be $197!
36:21Tip not included!
36:22$200 in pizza?
36:24Sure!
36:2512 extra larges at 16 bucks each!
36:29Of course, you could owe...
36:31Oh, sorry for it!
36:33Uh, no.
36:35Sorry.
36:36My soul is worth more than 12 pizzas.
36:38Psst!
36:38Scully!
36:39You got any money?
36:40No!
36:41I left it in my other pelvis!
36:44Oh, ha-ha.
36:45Very funny.
36:4612 pizzas, Harry?
36:48Naturally, I want it to be considerate of everyone's choices.
36:57Oh, let's see if Bugaboo has any money stuck to him from being under the beds all day.
37:03Right!
37:11Whoa!
37:21And I found a 15, it's under arm!
37:22I got some, too. That'll do it.
37:28You!
37:31You have wrecked my snack table, insulted my roommates,
37:35made a mess of my house, and sucked me for 12 pizzas.
37:37Harry, sometimes you are insensitive, boorish,
37:40and you just have plain lousy table manners.
37:43Oh, please, I'll do anything.
37:46I know you will, Harry.
37:48You'll help me in the pumpkin patch,
37:50you'll knit spider webs, clean the tombs,
37:52Oh, yes.
37:54You'll probably have tonight paid off by Halloween next year.
37:57Enjoy your pizza.
38:00It's turned to ashes in my mouth.
38:03Oh, that's mine, then.
38:05I had half ashes, half green peppers.
38:09Ah, this is great.
38:11We both like the same kind of pizza.
38:13Nothing better than cheese and olives.
38:16Yum. Mine's starting to cool off.
38:18That's when it gets nice and cloudy.
38:20Want to try?
38:20Uh, um, well, we've been eating pizza with garlic.
38:26And if our teeth touched your pizza, and then you ate it...
38:30Oh, yeah, your allergy.
38:32Whoa, thanks.
38:34I wasn't thinking.
38:35Whoa.
38:35So, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?
38:44Well, anyway, I should probably be getting home.
38:48I almost forgot what I came here for.
38:52I'm sorry I was scared of you, Bugaboo.
38:55Here.
38:55Well, aren't you sweet.
39:00How did you know monsters like candy?
39:03My cousin Jimmy told me.
39:05He said that every year a new kid has to leave candy for the monsters.
39:10Otherwise, the monsters will come and eat every one of us.
39:13Hannah, do you think any of us would eat you?
39:21No, no, not anymore.
39:24But Jimmy said...
39:25Jimmy?
39:26Wait a minute.
39:28Is this that same Jimmy that said I like to gobble up little girls?
39:31Then it's the same Jimmy that's on my route.
39:35I scare him silly every other Thursday.
39:38Big kids get scared?
39:40Oh, yeah.
39:41Since I'm under kids' beds, I know all the things they're afraid of.
39:44It's my job.
39:46Hannah, where is Jimmy now?
39:49Waiting for me, I guess.
39:52Well, his wait is just about over.
39:56I think it's time we taught those big kids a lesson.
39:59Here's the plan.
40:01Jimmy, we're going to get in so much trouble.
40:25Seriously.
40:26Okay, I have a plan.
40:27As leader, I order you guys to go in there and bring out the baby.
40:31You're the leader.
40:33You go in there and bring out the baby.
40:35Okay.
40:36Well, I'll go.
40:39No way.
40:41Monsters!
40:42I told you, there's no...
40:43Fine.
40:45I'll go.
40:47I'm going with Jimmy.
40:48And I'm going too.
40:50I'll be waiting for you right here.
40:51Right here, alone, in the dark.
40:56We better get going.
41:06Who the heck are you?
41:07What are you doing here?
41:09I'm Orson.
41:10I'm a vampire.
41:12I'm Jimmy.
41:13I'm the devil.
41:14Happy Halloween.
41:15Hey, have you seen a little kid dressed like a dumb fairy princess?
41:18Probably bawling her eyes out like a big baby.
41:21Fairy wings?
41:22Gold crown?
41:23Pink dress?
41:24Yeah!
41:25Nope.
41:26Aw.
41:26Oh, uh, this is Daryl.
41:29He's a piece of candy.
41:30Katie, she's a cat.
41:32And Bert, he's...
41:34He's a baseball player driving his SUV.
41:38Nice laser cannon, by the way.
41:40See?
41:40The vampire kid knows what I'm supposed to be.
41:43Aw, he ain't no vampire.
41:45He's just another dorky kid someone else dared to go into the spook house.
41:49Am I right?
41:51Just for the record, I think you're a real vampire.
41:55Hey, cut it out!
41:56This kid's not a real vampire.
41:58I'm gonna tell my dad that you said I'm not a real vampire.
42:01Tell him.
42:02Tell your mom, too.
42:04Mom!
42:05Dad!
42:05Dark baby.
42:07Stop me if you've heard this one.
42:09Four naughty kids walk into a spook house.
42:12And?
42:13What then?
42:14And we eat them, of course!
42:17Oh, now you'll tell the funny joke.
42:23Click, click, click.
42:26You'll be thrilled, you'll be eight.
42:32Gonna serve you for kids on a plate.
42:35Oh, yes.
42:51Howl, howl.
42:52Aren't I frightful?
42:54Rend, tear, fold, mutilate.
42:57Pendy!
42:59Pendy!
43:00Ah!
43:01Ah!
43:05I'm sorry!
43:06Ah!
43:06Ah!
43:08Hurry, my minions!
43:10Capture them before they reach the safety of the...
43:13...basement!
43:14Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:17Ah!
43:17Ah!
43:18Ah!
43:19Ah!
43:19Ahhh!
43:26Woo! OK, good work everyone. Nice job.
43:32Oh, there you are!
43:34Did you see the wicked lips thing I did?
43:37We're safe. We made it.
43:40We should probably stay here until the sun comes up.
43:43Your cousin probably got eaten.
43:45That'll be a tough one to explain to her folks.
43:49Good thing Jimmy's the leader. He'll have to do it.
43:52Shut up.
43:53Daryl, I can't think with you breathing right down my neck.
43:56Um, Jimmy, I'm over here.
44:00Boo.
44:04Oh, criminy. Not the light of a flashlight.
44:08Oh, my eyes. My eyes.
44:11Follow me.
44:13Hannah.
44:15Save me, Hannah.
44:19Goodness, what a harsh light.
44:23Gak, I expire.
44:34No, not the light of a little lamp.
44:38I cannot stand it.
44:41Nor can I. I'm wither. I'm born.
44:46We are out.
44:49Oh, I'm goopy.
44:59Look how that light radiates into my countenance.
45:04Tis too much for me and my pithy soul.
45:11The light burns.
45:12It burns worse than the worst burn ever.
45:15Oh, mercy me.
45:16Is this the end of poor Harry?
45:18It seems so.
45:20Goodbye, mother.
45:21I can see a long tunnel with a bright light.
45:24I move towards the light.
45:27No, all right.
45:28I die.
45:29I flail.
45:30Then I die.
45:36Thank you, everybody.
45:38Bye, Hannah.
45:40Bye, Orson.
45:42Here, Hannah.
45:43Will I ever see you again?
45:46Anytime you want to come back to the Frightside for a visit, just use this key in any door.
45:51We'll see you soon.
45:53Thanks, scary godmother.
45:55Hannah, we need you.
45:57Bring your flashlight.
45:58Hannah, Hannah!
46:02Would you mind holding my hand?
46:04Oh, just in case you get scared, that is.
46:07Not at all, Jimmy.
46:09Not at all.
46:10I'd like to do it one more time, though, Sue.
46:21It shouldn't be that.
46:21I don't think I can do it.
46:22I don't think I can do it.
46:22I don't think I can do it.
46:23I don't think I can do it.
46:24I don't think I can do it.
46:24I don't think I can do it.
46:24I don't think I can do it.
46:25Sue, I can do it better.
46:27Any pizza left?
46:29What?
46:30No, it's hungry work.
46:31I've built up quite an appetite.
46:33It's not easy, scary people, you know.
46:35Oh, no, no, no, no, please, don't.
46:37How many foods?
46:37Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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