00:01The best of Bundy will continue in a moment.
00:06But, Monica, I love you!
00:09Romance on the rocks, Brad?
00:11Chuck Woolf?
00:12Why don't you tell us what happened?
00:14Nothing. I dialed zero to call a collect.
00:18And what should you have done?
00:22Dialed 1-800-COLLECT and saved us some cash?
00:25It would have been my move.
00:27Want to try again?
00:281-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-P-
00:31Yo, Chuck! Do you mind?
00:58He thinks he's a hotshot.
01:08But in reality...
01:09Would you like to go out sometime?
01:11I don't think so.
01:12He's always getting shot down.
01:14Dream on tonight.
01:18In this job, you get what you're after or you're over.
01:22So I go right for what counts.
01:24What counts at Burger King is serious taste.
01:26So now for a limited time, you can get a new bacon cheddar double cheeseburger.
01:3075% more beef than a Big Mac.
01:32Top of two slices of melted cheddar and sizzling bacon.
01:36With a flame-boiled taste like no other.
01:38Add fries and a drink and it's just $2.99.
01:40Yeah, you've got to be on point.
01:42Cause sometimes you only get one shot.
01:44Don't miss yours.
01:45Get your burgers for it.
01:46Did you ever kill anyone?
01:48Sure.
01:49I don't think you have.
01:50In the deadliest town in the West...
01:54You're pretty.
01:55You're not.
01:56She possessed the most dangerous weapon of them all.
01:59You ought to play poker with me, little lady.
02:01Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.
02:03And she wasn't afraid to use it.
02:05Why are you doing this to me?
02:09Who are you?
02:10Sharon Stone.
02:11Gene Hackman.
02:12The Quick and the Dead.
02:14Rated R at Theatres Friday.
02:17How much do you pay for a minute of long distance?
02:2075 cents?
02:2179 cents?
02:2280 cents a minute.
02:23I don't really know.
02:24Well now, Sprint introduces a whole new way to save on long distance.
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02:33It's that simple.
02:34For 10 cents, huh?
02:35Piece of candy.
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02:39I wonder why no one ever thought of that before.
02:41Call now for 10 cents a minute and get up to 100 minutes free.
02:47Monday.
02:48Amanda's Little Secret.
02:49No one can find out about this.
02:50Will rock Melrose Place.
02:52What's the matter with her?
02:53Cancer.
02:54And Sidney discovers that when you join a cult.
02:57What's wrong?
02:58I'm gonna go pack.
02:59It's forever.
03:00We're here to take care of you.
03:01I can take care of myself.
03:03A brand new Melrose Place.
03:05Then.
03:06You're not having an abortion.
03:07I won't allow it.
03:08Football may be over, but the games are just beginning.
03:11On Models Inc.
03:12After Melrose Place.
03:13It all starts Monday at 8, 7 central.
03:16Well done!
03:17Well done!
03:18Well done!
03:19Well done!
03:20No matter how long it takes to get your diet Pepsi, don't worry.
03:22Ah!
03:23Great taste is always guaranteed.
03:24Just made it!
03:25Yes!
03:26Straw?
03:27Well done!
03:29Well done!
03:30Well done!
03:31No matter how long it takes to get your diet Pepsi, don't worry.
03:33Ah!
03:34Great taste is always guaranteed.
03:36Just made it!
03:37Ha!
03:39Straw?
03:40Just made it.
03:41Yes.
03:43Let's go.
03:45Well done!
03:49History teaches primordial perspiration shouldn't mess with one's style.
03:55Consider this powerful discovery.
03:58Right guard, pure power, clear gel.
04:00An astoundingly clear gel.
04:03Thus, it goes on clear without any flaky white stuff.
04:07Protect the one powerfully.
04:08For any cost of protection, one shouldn't mess around.
04:14Right guard, clear gel.
04:16Anything less will be uncivilized.
04:21The average commercial break can last up to four minutes.
04:27Just thought you'd like to know.
04:30Ice cold milk.
04:32Help yourself.
04:34Here I come!
04:36He's got the moves.
04:38Are you some kind of idiot?
04:39The look.
04:41The brains.
04:42Oh, really, Ford?
04:43Really?
04:44But to get his inheritance, he needs a diploma.
04:47I can do this if I set my mind to it.
04:49Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
04:52Hello, Billy!
04:54Adam Sandler.
04:55Now you're all in big, big trouble.
04:57Billy Madison.
04:58You want some more of that?
04:59I didn't think so!
05:00Rated PG-13.
05:02Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
05:05Everybody needs some money somehow.
05:09When you need to send money fast, only Western Union lets you send it from home.
05:13Hello?
05:14Rita.
05:14Just call 1-800-CALL-CASH.
05:16Western Union.
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05:19Get ready for Mary's historic 200th episode.
05:22Dodge does not need a racing stride.
05:24It couldn't hit 60 if you dropped it from a plane.
05:26But you could, man.
05:28Coming up next.
05:29Thursday, will Martin leave Gina for another woman?
05:32Milk does the body good.
05:34Uh-huh.
05:34But damn, how much milk...
05:36He's ready!
05:37Martin.
05:38Then, is Sinclair falling for a soap opera hunk?
05:41I kissed another man.
05:42When did this happen?
05:43When I went to the rep room?
05:44Living Single.
05:45Two brand new episodes.
05:46Part of Fox's Love Week.
05:47Thursday, starting at 8, 7 central.
05:53Ah, neighbors.
05:55Where would we be without them?
05:58At least.
06:04Hey, it's Jimmy the Fox guy.
06:06I'm here with none other than Ed O'Neill.
06:08How are you tonight, Ed?
06:09Good.
06:10Did you think it would last 200 episodes?
06:12I thought it'd go about six.
06:14Did you really?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah, because it was the first show on Fox,
06:17and nobody ever heard of Fox,
06:19and we didn't think it would find an audience.
06:20This is your lovely wife?
06:21This is my wife, Kathy.
06:23Is your home life anything like the TV show?
06:26No comment.
06:27Stay tuned.
06:28The 200th episode of Married with Children is next.
06:30Come on in and have a hot dog.
06:31All right.
06:34Hi, I'm Brandon Christian.
06:39And I'm Jason Jennings of the Johnstown Chiefs.
06:41And we're here to tell you about the escape the winter night.
06:43Look for the Cruise Holidays booth at any Chiefs home game
06:46from now until February 22nd.
06:48And register to win a family cruise for four on the big red boat.
06:51Come to our February 22nd game versus Toledo
06:53when the finals compete for the cruise.
06:55You'll get a free winter survival kit.
06:56And you can also register by sending a postcard
06:59with your name, address, and telephone number
07:01to Cruise Holidays.
07:02Join us February 22nd for the Escape to Winter Nights.
07:07The St. Francis College Small Business Development Center
07:10will be holding a workshop entitled
07:12Small Business Tax Education.
07:14The workshop will be presented in the following four locations.
07:17February 7th at the Altoona Incubator.
07:19February 9th at the Bedford Arena Restaurant.
07:21February 15th at the Somerset Ramada Hotel.
07:24And February 21st at the Johnstown Days Inn.
07:27All workshops will be held from 6 until 9 p.m.
07:30and include a $20 fee.
07:32For additional information, phone 472-320-0.
07:36Roseanne, weeknight to 6 on WWCP.
07:39Fox TV 8.
07:48Fox, the new home of the NHL.
07:50Married with Children is brought to you by The Quick and the Dead,
07:55a new film from TriStar Pictures.
07:57The Quick and the Dead, rated R at Theatres Friday.
08:28Our brother Larry hates anything new.
08:30He still hasn't bought a color TV.
08:31It's a fad.
08:33So I hear for a limited time, Burger King's got this bacon cheddar double cheeseburger.
08:37Larry, I said it's time to try something new.
08:39It's two flame broiled burgers.
08:40You already love that.
08:42It has 75% more beef than the Big Mac.
08:44Top of cheddar cheese and sizzling bacon.
08:47New, but a good thing.
08:48It comes with fries and a drink.
08:50All for $10.99.
08:51So he tries it.
08:52The next day, he's got his hair parted on the other side.
08:55Burger King, get your burger's worth.
08:58Still dialing zero to call people collect?
09:00Stop.
09:01It's expensive.
09:02What to do?
09:03Dial 1-800-COLLECT.
09:04As seen on TV, dialing 1-800-COLLECT instead of zero
09:07saves the people you call up to 44%.
09:101-800-COLLECT.
09:11Dial it today.
09:12Hey, how you doing?
09:15Name's Red Dog.
09:16Red Dog.
09:17I see a lot of you dogs out there yipping and yapping, chasing after anything that moves.
09:23You know, sometimes you ought to lay low.
09:26Even when someone's trying to yank your chain.
09:29Just let it ride.
09:31Red Dog.
09:32Speak for home.
09:34Dog.
09:34Telling something good does come your way.
09:38Red Dog beer.
09:39Bold yet smooth.
09:40Easy to drink.
09:41You can make the most of it.
09:43Monday, Amanda's little secret.
09:45No one can find out about this.
09:46Will rock Melrose Place.
09:48What's the matter with her?
09:49Cancer.
09:50And Sydney discovers that when you join a cult.
09:53What's wrong?
09:54I'm gonna go pack.
09:55It's forever.
09:56We're here to take care of you.
09:57I can take care of myself.
09:59A brand new Melrose Place, Monday at 8, 7 Central.
10:03In his mind, he's a real ladies' man.
10:06A smooth operator.
10:08So handsome.
10:09But in reality.
10:10Would you like to go out sometime?
10:12I don't think so.
10:13He's always getting shot down.
10:16Dream on.
10:18After Married with Children, coming up next.
10:20There's something new lurking in the night.
10:27Something wild.
10:28Something that can't be tamed.
10:30And now he wants you to come out and play.
10:34Red Wolf is here.
10:36Follow your instincts.
10:37Now for sale on video.
10:39Little Giants.
10:40The ragtag team kids are cheering for.
10:43I'll show you intimidation.
10:45And movie critics called Giant Laughs.
10:47I'm gonna die.
10:48I'm gonna die.
10:50Rick Moranis.
10:51Ed O'Neill.
10:51Little Giants.
10:52Now for sale on video.
10:53What can you buy for a dime these days?
10:55Uh, maybe a jawbreaker out of the candy machine.
10:58I can't think of a single thing you can get for a dime.
11:00I couldn't even tell you.
11:01Now Sprint introduces a whole new way to save on long distance.
11:05Every evening and all weekend long, a minute is just 10 cents.
11:09It's that simple.
11:10Sprint's just 10 cents a minute?
11:12A dime a minute?
11:13One minute, two minutes, three.
11:14This isn't a joke, right?
11:15Who says a dime doesn't buy you anything anymore?
11:18Call now for 10 cents a minute and get up to 100 minutes free.
11:23To those who think a full-bodied beer can't be real red, yet real smooth,
11:29we say, where have you been living?
11:32In a cave?
11:34Red Wolf is here.
11:36Follow your instincts.
11:38I've had a bunch of break-ins in this area lately.
11:41Michael and Jaren Carr thought they could trust a cop with their lives.
11:45Nice people.
11:45I know what you're thinking.
11:47If you ever need anything, I'm there for you.
11:49They were dead wrong.
11:51That guy's after my wife.
11:53What are you going to do?
11:54Call the cops?
11:55You're accusing a highly decorated officer.
11:57What's a guy's pay?
11:58Me and a body bag?
11:59Kurt Russell, Madeline Stowe, Ray Liotta.
12:03Lawful Injury World Broadcast premiered Tuesday at 8, 7 central.
12:06Parental discretion advised.
12:07What does Al Bundy do after Married with Children?
12:12He watches the sexiest comedy on TV.
12:15Hooters!
12:15Where?
12:16Where?
12:16Dream On!
12:17Is coming up next.
12:19What's new?
12:21Chevy Lumina.
12:22Nice.
12:22Dual airbag, V6, air, stereo, theater lighting that fades out gently.
12:27Yeah, it's nice.
12:29Expensive?
12:30No, just $16,295.
12:32What, you're kidding?
12:33Just $16,295?
12:35Thousands less than Accord or Camry.
12:38A car I actually want at a price I can actually afford?
12:41That's amazing.
12:42No, that's genuine Chevrolet.
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13:41Have a great day.
13:42Come care.
13:55Have a great day.
13:55Bye, 6-7.
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