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Here are some commercials that aired during two broadcasts of Married with Children:

1. 1-800-COLLECT (R.I.P. Chuck Woolery)
2. ZIMA
3. Dream On FOX promo
4. Burger King
5. The Quick and The Dead TV trailer
6. Sprint
7. Melrose Place & Models, Inc. FOX promo
8. Diet Pepsi
9. Right Guard Pure Power Clear Gel Deodorant (Charles Barkley)
10. MILK!!
11. Billy Madison TV trailer
12. Western Union
13. Married... with Children FOX promo
14. Martin & Living Single FOX promos
15. Split-Screen Credits
16. Columbia Pictures Television (1995)
17. Cruise Holidays Hockey promo
18. WWCP Fox TV-8 Community Calendar
19. Roseanne syndicated promo bumper (Weeknights at 6:00pm on WWCP Fox TV-8!)
20. FOX ID (1995)
21. (same as #5, #4 & #1)
22. Red Dog Beer
23. Melrose Place FOX promo
24. (same as #3)
25. Red Wolf Beer
26. Little Giants on Videocassette
27. (same as #6 & #25)
28. Unlawful Entry FOX promo
29. (same as #3)
30. Chevrolet Lumina
31. Cambria's True Value
32. (same as #2)

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00:01The best of Bundy will continue in a moment.
00:06But, Monica, I love you!
00:09Romance on the rocks, Brad?
00:11Chuck Woolf?
00:12Why don't you tell us what happened?
00:14Nothing. I dialed zero to call a collect.
00:18And what should you have done?
00:22Dialed 1-800-COLLECT and saved us some cash?
00:25It would have been my move.
00:27Want to try again?
00:281-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-P-
00:31Yo, Chuck! Do you mind?
00:58He thinks he's a hotshot.
01:08But in reality...
01:09Would you like to go out sometime?
01:11I don't think so.
01:12He's always getting shot down.
01:14Dream on tonight.
01:18In this job, you get what you're after or you're over.
01:22So I go right for what counts.
01:24What counts at Burger King is serious taste.
01:26So now for a limited time, you can get a new bacon cheddar double cheeseburger.
01:3075% more beef than a Big Mac.
01:32Top of two slices of melted cheddar and sizzling bacon.
01:36With a flame-boiled taste like no other.
01:38Add fries and a drink and it's just $2.99.
01:40Yeah, you've got to be on point.
01:42Cause sometimes you only get one shot.
01:44Don't miss yours.
01:45Get your burgers for it.
01:46Did you ever kill anyone?
01:48Sure.
01:49I don't think you have.
01:50In the deadliest town in the West...
01:54You're pretty.
01:55You're not.
01:56She possessed the most dangerous weapon of them all.
01:59You ought to play poker with me, little lady.
02:01Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.
02:03And she wasn't afraid to use it.
02:05Why are you doing this to me?
02:09Who are you?
02:10Sharon Stone.
02:11Gene Hackman.
02:12The Quick and the Dead.
02:14Rated R at Theatres Friday.
02:17How much do you pay for a minute of long distance?
02:2075 cents?
02:2179 cents?
02:2280 cents a minute.
02:23I don't really know.
02:24Well now, Sprint introduces a whole new way to save on long distance.
02:29Every evening and all weekend long, a minute is just 10 cents.
02:33It's that simple.
02:34For 10 cents, huh?
02:35Piece of candy.
02:36Cheaper than sending a postcard.
02:3810 cents a minute.
02:39I wonder why no one ever thought of that before.
02:41Call now for 10 cents a minute and get up to 100 minutes free.
02:47Monday.
02:48Amanda's Little Secret.
02:49No one can find out about this.
02:50Will rock Melrose Place.
02:52What's the matter with her?
02:53Cancer.
02:54And Sidney discovers that when you join a cult.
02:57What's wrong?
02:58I'm gonna go pack.
02:59It's forever.
03:00We're here to take care of you.
03:01I can take care of myself.
03:03A brand new Melrose Place.
03:05Then.
03:06You're not having an abortion.
03:07I won't allow it.
03:08Football may be over, but the games are just beginning.
03:11On Models Inc.
03:12After Melrose Place.
03:13It all starts Monday at 8, 7 central.
03:16Well done!
03:17Well done!
03:18Well done!
03:19Well done!
03:20No matter how long it takes to get your diet Pepsi, don't worry.
03:22Ah!
03:23Great taste is always guaranteed.
03:24Just made it!
03:25Yes!
03:26Straw?
03:27Well done!
03:29Well done!
03:30Well done!
03:31No matter how long it takes to get your diet Pepsi, don't worry.
03:33Ah!
03:34Great taste is always guaranteed.
03:36Just made it!
03:37Ha!
03:39Straw?
03:40Just made it.
03:41Yes.
03:43Let's go.
03:45Well done!
03:49History teaches primordial perspiration shouldn't mess with one's style.
03:55Consider this powerful discovery.
03:58Right guard, pure power, clear gel.
04:00An astoundingly clear gel.
04:03Thus, it goes on clear without any flaky white stuff.
04:07Protect the one powerfully.
04:08For any cost of protection, one shouldn't mess around.
04:14Right guard, clear gel.
04:16Anything less will be uncivilized.
04:21The average commercial break can last up to four minutes.
04:27Just thought you'd like to know.
04:30Ice cold milk.
04:32Help yourself.
04:34Here I come!
04:36He's got the moves.
04:38Are you some kind of idiot?
04:39The look.
04:41The brains.
04:42Oh, really, Ford?
04:43Really?
04:44But to get his inheritance, he needs a diploma.
04:47I can do this if I set my mind to it.
04:49Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
04:52Hello, Billy!
04:54Adam Sandler.
04:55Now you're all in big, big trouble.
04:57Billy Madison.
04:58You want some more of that?
04:59I didn't think so!
05:00Rated PG-13.
05:02Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
05:05Everybody needs some money somehow.
05:09When you need to send money fast, only Western Union lets you send it from home.
05:13Hello?
05:14Rita.
05:14Just call 1-800-CALL-CASH.
05:16Western Union.
05:17The fastest way to send money worldwide.
05:19Get ready for Mary's historic 200th episode.
05:22Dodge does not need a racing stride.
05:24It couldn't hit 60 if you dropped it from a plane.
05:26But you could, man.
05:28Coming up next.
05:29Thursday, will Martin leave Gina for another woman?
05:32Milk does the body good.
05:34Uh-huh.
05:34But damn, how much milk...
05:36He's ready!
05:37Martin.
05:38Then, is Sinclair falling for a soap opera hunk?
05:41I kissed another man.
05:42When did this happen?
05:43When I went to the rep room?
05:44Living Single.
05:45Two brand new episodes.
05:46Part of Fox's Love Week.
05:47Thursday, starting at 8, 7 central.
05:53Ah, neighbors.
05:55Where would we be without them?
05:58At least.
06:04Hey, it's Jimmy the Fox guy.
06:06I'm here with none other than Ed O'Neill.
06:08How are you tonight, Ed?
06:09Good.
06:10Did you think it would last 200 episodes?
06:12I thought it'd go about six.
06:14Did you really?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah, because it was the first show on Fox,
06:17and nobody ever heard of Fox,
06:19and we didn't think it would find an audience.
06:20This is your lovely wife?
06:21This is my wife, Kathy.
06:23Is your home life anything like the TV show?
06:26No comment.
06:27Stay tuned.
06:28The 200th episode of Married with Children is next.
06:30Come on in and have a hot dog.
06:31All right.
06:34Hi, I'm Brandon Christian.
06:39And I'm Jason Jennings of the Johnstown Chiefs.
06:41And we're here to tell you about the escape the winter night.
06:43Look for the Cruise Holidays booth at any Chiefs home game
06:46from now until February 22nd.
06:48And register to win a family cruise for four on the big red boat.
06:51Come to our February 22nd game versus Toledo
06:53when the finals compete for the cruise.
06:55You'll get a free winter survival kit.
06:56And you can also register by sending a postcard
06:59with your name, address, and telephone number
07:01to Cruise Holidays.
07:02Join us February 22nd for the Escape to Winter Nights.
07:07The St. Francis College Small Business Development Center
07:10will be holding a workshop entitled
07:12Small Business Tax Education.
07:14The workshop will be presented in the following four locations.
07:17February 7th at the Altoona Incubator.
07:19February 9th at the Bedford Arena Restaurant.
07:21February 15th at the Somerset Ramada Hotel.
07:24And February 21st at the Johnstown Days Inn.
07:27All workshops will be held from 6 until 9 p.m.
07:30and include a $20 fee.
07:32For additional information, phone 472-320-0.
07:36Roseanne, weeknight to 6 on WWCP.
07:39Fox TV 8.
07:48Fox, the new home of the NHL.
07:50Married with Children is brought to you by The Quick and the Dead,
07:55a new film from TriStar Pictures.
07:57The Quick and the Dead, rated R at Theatres Friday.
08:28Our brother Larry hates anything new.
08:30He still hasn't bought a color TV.
08:31It's a fad.
08:33So I hear for a limited time, Burger King's got this bacon cheddar double cheeseburger.
08:37Larry, I said it's time to try something new.
08:39It's two flame broiled burgers.
08:40You already love that.
08:42It has 75% more beef than the Big Mac.
08:44Top of cheddar cheese and sizzling bacon.
08:47New, but a good thing.
08:48It comes with fries and a drink.
08:50All for $10.99.
08:51So he tries it.
08:52The next day, he's got his hair parted on the other side.
08:55Burger King, get your burger's worth.
08:58Still dialing zero to call people collect?
09:00Stop.
09:01It's expensive.
09:02What to do?
09:03Dial 1-800-COLLECT.
09:04As seen on TV, dialing 1-800-COLLECT instead of zero
09:07saves the people you call up to 44%.
09:101-800-COLLECT.
09:11Dial it today.
09:12Hey, how you doing?
09:15Name's Red Dog.
09:16Red Dog.
09:17I see a lot of you dogs out there yipping and yapping, chasing after anything that moves.
09:23You know, sometimes you ought to lay low.
09:26Even when someone's trying to yank your chain.
09:29Just let it ride.
09:31Red Dog.
09:32Speak for home.
09:34Dog.
09:34Telling something good does come your way.
09:38Red Dog beer.
09:39Bold yet smooth.
09:40Easy to drink.
09:41You can make the most of it.
09:43Monday, Amanda's little secret.
09:45No one can find out about this.
09:46Will rock Melrose Place.
09:48What's the matter with her?
09:49Cancer.
09:50And Sydney discovers that when you join a cult.
09:53What's wrong?
09:54I'm gonna go pack.
09:55It's forever.
09:56We're here to take care of you.
09:57I can take care of myself.
09:59A brand new Melrose Place, Monday at 8, 7 Central.
10:03In his mind, he's a real ladies' man.
10:06A smooth operator.
10:08So handsome.
10:09But in reality.
10:10Would you like to go out sometime?
10:12I don't think so.
10:13He's always getting shot down.
10:16Dream on.
10:18After Married with Children, coming up next.
10:20There's something new lurking in the night.
10:27Something wild.
10:28Something that can't be tamed.
10:30And now he wants you to come out and play.
10:34Red Wolf is here.
10:36Follow your instincts.
10:37Now for sale on video.
10:39Little Giants.
10:40The ragtag team kids are cheering for.
10:43I'll show you intimidation.
10:45And movie critics called Giant Laughs.
10:47I'm gonna die.
10:48I'm gonna die.
10:50Rick Moranis.
10:51Ed O'Neill.
10:51Little Giants.
10:52Now for sale on video.
10:53What can you buy for a dime these days?
10:55Uh, maybe a jawbreaker out of the candy machine.
10:58I can't think of a single thing you can get for a dime.
11:00I couldn't even tell you.
11:01Now Sprint introduces a whole new way to save on long distance.
11:05Every evening and all weekend long, a minute is just 10 cents.
11:09It's that simple.
11:10Sprint's just 10 cents a minute?
11:12A dime a minute?
11:13One minute, two minutes, three.
11:14This isn't a joke, right?
11:15Who says a dime doesn't buy you anything anymore?
11:18Call now for 10 cents a minute and get up to 100 minutes free.
11:23To those who think a full-bodied beer can't be real red, yet real smooth,
11:29we say, where have you been living?
11:32In a cave?
11:34Red Wolf is here.
11:36Follow your instincts.
11:38I've had a bunch of break-ins in this area lately.
11:41Michael and Jaren Carr thought they could trust a cop with their lives.
11:45Nice people.
11:45I know what you're thinking.
11:47If you ever need anything, I'm there for you.
11:49They were dead wrong.
11:51That guy's after my wife.
11:53What are you going to do?
11:54Call the cops?
11:55You're accusing a highly decorated officer.
11:57What's a guy's pay?
11:58Me and a body bag?
11:59Kurt Russell, Madeline Stowe, Ray Liotta.
12:03Lawful Injury World Broadcast premiered Tuesday at 8, 7 central.
12:06Parental discretion advised.
12:07What does Al Bundy do after Married with Children?
12:12He watches the sexiest comedy on TV.
12:15Hooters!
12:15Where?
12:16Where?
12:16Dream On!
12:17Is coming up next.
12:19What's new?
12:21Chevy Lumina.
12:22Nice.
12:22Dual airbag, V6, air, stereo, theater lighting that fades out gently.
12:27Yeah, it's nice.
12:29Expensive?
12:30No, just $16,295.
12:32What, you're kidding?
12:33Just $16,295?
12:35Thousands less than Accord or Camry.
12:38A car I actually want at a price I can actually afford?
12:41That's amazing.
12:42No, that's genuine Chevrolet.
12:44Now, test drive the all-new Lumina at your local Chevrolet GeoDealers.
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13:05Best of all, you can buy a Snow Chief now at Cambria True Value with no payments and no interest for one full year.
13:10Get ready to handle the biggest snowstorms with a great buy on the blizzard fighters.
13:14From Snow Chief at Cambria True Value, West Hill Square, Johnstown.
13:18It's employees and its owner, former Red Sox pitcher Sam Malone.
13:41Have a great day.
13:42Come care.
13:55Have a great day.
13:55Bye, 6-7.
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