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00:00Smells fantastic. Talk us through a little bit about how you make your wonderful croissants.
00:05OK, well, the trick is the lamination.
00:07Because if you cut it open like this, you can see inside you've got all these layers.
00:11And that is a combination of butter and pastry.
00:14Oh, God! You woke me up again.
00:18How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy?
00:20Has that been on all night?
00:22I always sleep with the tiller as not in my own house.
00:25Well, it's not in your house that I need to get to work.
00:27And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit?
00:29It's like living with a student.
00:31I'm homeless, Amanda.
00:33You're not homeless, Mummy.
00:34You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house.
00:37And any day now we could be exchanging.
00:40Well, while I'm in limbo, this is my bedroom.
00:42I don't see why I should have to tidy up.
00:45I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner.
00:47I don't have a cleaner. I am my own cleaner.
00:50Oh, so I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath?
00:54Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
00:57Yes.
00:57Oh, damn it. I'm going to be late.
01:02Why is the fridge not working?
01:03Because I turned it off.
01:05Its buzzing annoyed me.
01:08Unbelievable.
01:10And Mummy, please, can you open a window?
01:12It stinks in there.
01:25Whoa!
01:26There's a lot of dogs you've got there, Fi.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Hugo, Bobby, Snowball.
01:31And my newest sign-in, Shakira.
01:32It's great you're so busy.
01:34You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking.
01:36Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now, so it means when Della gets back she can have
01:41a proper break from bloody cooking.
01:43She deserves a sabbatical.
01:45It's her turn at the basket weaving.
01:47Or whatever she fancies doing.
01:49I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
01:51Just so considerate.
01:53No offence, Jade.
01:54Oh, none taken.
01:55When's Della back?
01:56Friday.
01:57I cannot wait.
01:58She literally flies in for the prom.
02:00Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the proms?
02:03Aw, little grown-up.
02:05Fi, I might have to borrow your high viz for the big night because I have volunteered to man the
02:10gangplank.
02:10Is the prom on a pirate ship?
02:12It's a river cruise.
02:14Surprisingly upmarket, the Haycroft.
02:16And you know what?
02:17I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
02:20Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers, I obviously think open water.
02:24Oh, hey, there will be no illegal substances on my wife, thank you very much.
02:28I know every trick in the book.
02:30I was once a teenager too, you know.
02:31My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass.
02:34Oh, God.
02:35Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
02:37Uh, boys, what are you doing?
02:39There's a game going on here.
02:40Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
02:42What are you playing at?
02:43Darius!
02:44Oh, what?
02:44He's doing his promposal.
02:45What is a promposal?
02:47Who thought of that stupid word?
02:48I think it's romantic.
02:49I think it's in a promenation.
02:50Oh, here we go.
02:53Georgina, Felicity, Maureen, Sanderson, Hughes.
02:56I know.
02:56That's Johnny's mother's name.
02:59Will you go to prom, Lee?
03:00Yes.
03:02Yeah!
03:05Oh, my God.
03:06Sorry, sorry.
03:08I know.
03:08It's the pregnancy hormones, Bush.
03:10I'm just thinking of my little Darius in his little tuxedo like a tiny James Bond.
03:15Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond.
03:18Well...
03:18Spread the word, guys, because this year's after party is going to be at Senuous HQ, aka
03:22our house, and it's going to be lit.
03:24Oh, sorry, Mum.
03:25There's actually been a change of plan.
03:27We're all going to Becky Sota's house now.
03:28Her house is massive and her parents are getting the carpets changed anyway, so...
03:32Oh, cool.
03:32Yeah.
03:33That does sound dope, actually.
03:35Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Well...
03:36We'll do the pre's.
03:38What are the pre's?
03:39Pre's.
03:40Pre-party.
03:41It's actually way cooler than the after party.
03:43Girls only.
03:44A.k.a.
03:44The Squad.
03:45Georgie can be Taylor.
03:46I'll be Selena.
03:47And Morton can be Blake.
03:48Oh, come on.
03:49At least let me be Gigi.
03:50Okay.
03:53Best mum ever, right?
03:54Mum?
03:54You know what would look amazing with my dress?
03:57What?
03:57Your blue vintage shoes?
03:59They're not vintage.
04:00I wore them in my 20s, and they cost more than a term at a mid-table prep, so no.
04:05Right.
04:06I got me some pre's to plan.
04:08Well, while you guys are doing that, Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave before
04:11the prom if he wants.
04:12Lovely, yeah.
04:13Okay, cool.
04:14So, should JJ and I come over too and wave them off?
04:17Nice.
04:17That'll be good.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I mean...
04:20Oh, we could do it at yours, you know?
04:22I'm easy.
04:23That's fine with me.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Oh, no.
04:25Mel, we should do it at yours, because then we can all chip in for the limo.
04:27I mean, they're inherently naff, but teenagers don't seem to know that, so...
04:31We had a limo at our wedding.
04:33Yeah.
04:34So...
04:34Congratulations.
04:37See you Friday for the pre's.
04:42I'm back.
04:43Hello.
04:44Any news from the estate agent, Mummy?
04:46Uh-uh.
04:49Why are you still in bed?
04:50I need to start setting up for the party.
04:51Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly.
04:54Your downstairs neighbour started hoovering at 11am.
04:57How can you even hear the hoover over that TV?
04:59Please get up, Mummy.
05:01I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm when the girls arrive.
05:04Well, if you're going to be in here, where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon?
05:07I'm helping the crew get ready, so it's not my concern.
05:10This is the designated VI pre's area.
05:14What is this?
05:16Gross, Mummy.
05:18What?
05:18I did it out of the window.
05:25Why are you going through my bins?
05:27My bins?
05:28Building a coffee table, I've accidentally dropped a screw.
05:31Right.
05:32Abs has never actually been inside my flat, and I want to present as the kind of person
05:36who puts their cup somewhere predictable.
05:39Yeah!
05:42Nice screw.
05:43Do you think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night?
05:46I can hear his GB news from the floorboards.
05:49I'm becoming right-wing for osmosis.
05:50Mal, if I could, I would.
05:52It's like having another teenager.
05:53It's a good job you're going to be living together then, isn't it?
05:55It'll be fine once we have a moving-in date.
05:57Everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01Does that really work, that Buckingham Palace?
06:07Okay, right.
06:09Boat leaves at 6.
06:10Limo arrives at 5.
06:1150 minutes for photo ops.
06:13I'll tell makeup we need everyone ready 4.30.
06:16She's worked on Strictly, so she'll understand deadlines.
06:18Mummy, there's Crystal for the breeze.
06:20I know you're smelling them.
06:22It's the guys.
06:23So exciting.
06:24Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
06:26As if.
06:30Hey-o!
06:33Strong male game.
06:34Look at that!
06:35You should hear him texting.
06:36It's like a 1950s type pimple.
06:38Hello!
06:38Huck, huck, huck.
06:39Welcome back!
06:42How are the high seas?
06:43Have you seen below deck?
06:45No!
06:46Well, that's that comparison, Fogden.
06:48It's all right if we hang around to do photos.
06:50I'm going to sort of a drop off because I'm going to be hanging with the girl.
06:53Hello!
06:54Hi!
06:54Uh, I'm going to...
07:01Mummy?
07:02It's very loud.
07:05Mummy!
07:05Shall we turn that off now?
07:06We've got guests.
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:08Elaine's here with...
07:09Can someone get back?
07:10You're a tennis fan, Della.
07:12Never watched it, never played it, but it's produced some excellent lesbians, so yeah.
07:16Yeah, I'm a fan.
07:17And the babe, you got any vino?
07:19Um...
07:20Okay.
07:21Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls, Fee, but I think there's some wine
07:25in the fridge.
07:26Oh.
07:27Right.
07:28That's Mummy's.
07:29Drink that.
07:29I heard that.
07:31It's so fun having Della back.
07:33Aw.
07:34And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner, so I can't wait to tell her my sabbatical plan.
07:40Aw.
07:41Fee, I think I might be needed now.
07:43Okay.
07:44Georgie, the make-up designer.
07:47Hi there.
07:48I'm Claire.
07:48Hello.
07:49I'm sorry I'm a tad late.
07:50The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham.
07:51Oh, for the Strictly tour?
07:52No, my parents live there, and I'm crashing with them, because my house burnt down in a
07:56fire.
07:57Note to self.
07:58Don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath.
08:00Right.
08:00Where do you want me?
08:01Do you want to do it in my room?
08:02Oh, sweet.
08:03I've got it all set up in here.
08:04Actually, it obviously sounds good, because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
08:07Oh.
08:07Okay.
08:08I'm one of life's spreaders.
08:09I'm a super spreader, you could say.
08:11Though, if you can catch it, I'll get it.
08:13I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
08:16Great.
08:17Let's get cracking.
08:19Will you be needing this, Claire?
08:20Oh, is that all right?
08:21Yeah, that's fine.
08:22It weighs a ton.
08:23I slipped a disc last year.
08:24Is that okay?
08:25I've got it.
08:26Can you manage?
08:27Yes.
08:28Yes.
08:28So exciting.
08:30Oh.
08:32Okay.
08:34Ooh.
08:35Loving the vibe.
08:37I'll just pop this.
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:38Claire and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
08:41Yeah.
08:41So, I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners.
08:43Oh, that'd be nice.
08:44Oh, Mum.
08:44Could we get some drinks, please?
08:46Oh, er...
08:47Oh, wait.
08:47Yeah, no.
08:47I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
08:49Can I get a drink, too?
08:50Oh, yes.
08:52Yes, sure.
08:52Of course.
08:53Mocktail's coming right up.
08:55Don't do anything fun without me.
08:56Just here, I'll...
09:01Oh, he's calling me.
09:04Hello, Amanda speaking.
09:05Oh, hello.
09:06It's Tony here from posh and classy limos and coaches dot com.
09:09Hi.
09:09Listen, a bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darling.
09:11Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
09:14These cocktails are off.
09:15They're not, they're just non-alcoholic.
09:17Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
09:18Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
09:20What?
09:21No!
09:21You can't cancel.
09:22I need that limo.
09:23It's my daughter's prop.
09:24Sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
09:28Now, listen, I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super-influencer,
09:32but my insta-senuous is followed by a lot of influential people who could definitely
09:36afford to hire limos, albeit ironically, and all I need to do is post that you cancelled
09:41at the last minute, and, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
09:47And you are going to rue the day that...
09:49Amanda?
09:50Amanda?
09:50Yes?
09:51I'll sort it.
09:52Oh.
09:53Okay.
09:57All right.
09:59Mummy, please turn the volume down.
10:01And have you got your phone on you in case the estate agent goes?
10:03Oh, nag, nag, nag.
10:04I'm not a child, you know.
10:05Okay, well, stop acting.
10:07I want.
10:07Right, drinks time.
10:09No, not for you.
10:10Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail.
10:13Oh, God.
10:14Guess who didn't put the lid on their glitter?
10:16Oh, don't worry, I've got more in the car.
10:23Girl?
10:24Me.
10:27Who wants a smooch on the beach?
10:29I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
10:31Awful.
10:33What's wrong?
10:35Oh.
10:36The makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
10:38She's made me look really old.
10:40She didn't even know what contouring was.
10:42We had to show her YouTube video.
10:43No.
10:44What?
10:44She's worked on Strictly.
10:45Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
10:47Dammit.
10:47Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum?
10:49She's going to make us look like middle-aged receptionists.
10:51I can't.
10:52I've paid her and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
10:55Please, Mum.
10:59Yeah, she doesn't.
11:00You do look hideous, my love.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:03I'll sort it.
11:05OK.
11:06I've cleaned the bathroom.
11:07I've done the kitchen.
11:08Erm.
11:09Does it smell in here?
11:10Yeah.
11:11It reeks of brazen bleach.
11:12Oh, right.
11:13Great.
11:14God, there's a lot more space in here.
11:16Have you had a wall taken out?
11:18Er, no.
11:19I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know.
11:22Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house.
11:25It's a tip.
11:26And anyone who's got a beer can use one of the coasters, please.
11:30Since when did you use coasters?
11:31Since today.
11:32It's a new table.
11:33I don't want to get marks on it.
11:35Oh, shit.
11:36They're here.
11:40Hey, come in.
11:42Welcome.
11:43Only us.
11:43Everyone decent.
11:45Hey, JJ.
11:45You all right, Mum?
11:46Hi, baby.
11:48Wow.
11:50Yeah.
11:51So, this is where the magic happens, eh?
11:53Oh, yeah.
11:54Of course.
11:54You've never been here.
11:55No.
11:56I haven't been inside, no.
11:57I came to your old place above the barber's that was definitely a money laundering front.
12:01Can I use your bug?
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:04Straight through.
12:05Great.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
12:09Oh, sure.
12:10Coaster.
12:11Oh.
12:11One shouldn't hurt.
12:13JJ, man.
12:14Can I...
12:15Yes, thank you.
12:16I just cleaned the floor.
12:23Hmm.
12:25Oh, just the person I was looking for.
12:28Have you got a parking ticket?
12:29Oh, no.
12:29Oh, classic name.
12:31Is everything all right?
12:32Yes.
12:33Terrific.
12:34Really, really good.
12:35Oh, dear.
12:35Sorry.
12:36Come on.
12:37Mummy, it's very loud.
12:38Turn it down.
12:38Oh, God.
12:40Um...
12:40Tell you what, we're having such a laugh up there.
12:42Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
12:44Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
12:46And you're Georgie.
12:47She's so polite.
12:48She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
12:50Oh, thanks.
12:52So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
12:55Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
12:57I'm just so pleased to be here.
12:59This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so...
13:03Oh, really?
13:03Yeah.
13:04Oh, God.
13:06Um...
13:06Well, I was thinking that, um, maybe the girls could just do their own thing.
13:12Are they not happy?
13:13No!
13:14Not at all.
13:15They love it.
13:15They love it.
13:16Yeah, they love it.
13:17No, I just thought, um, uh, that...
13:22It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
13:25And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
13:29So...
13:30We can all look good for the photos as well.
13:34Oh!
13:36Of course!
13:38Oh, that's so sweet!
13:39Oh, no!
13:40Yeah!
13:40Listen, I'll grab some more brushes.
13:42OK, yeah.
13:42And then I'll give this lot of ones over.
13:44Shall I start on you?
13:45Hmm?
13:45Taste that jawline out.
13:47Huh?
13:47Yeah.
13:50Amanda's so nice letting you go first.
13:52I feel like a princess.
13:55I've never had a make-off before.
13:57Don't you start.
13:58You'll get me going.
13:59I'm so sorry.
14:02Good news.
14:03I managed to ditch daggy old Claire.
14:06So here I'm having to lend a hand.
14:07That's really nice of you, but, um, gang guns help myself.
14:11Oh.
14:12What?
14:13I used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional.
14:15Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model.
14:18No, you couldn't have been a model.
14:19You've got your father's shoulders.
14:21It's all good, Mum.
14:21We'll be down in a minute.
14:23Love you.
14:26OK, who's for a topper?
14:30Busted mummy!
14:30What do you think you're doing?
14:32It's just a tiny tipple.
14:34Relax.
14:34I said no do's.
14:36My roof, my rules.
14:37And now?
14:38Amanda!
14:38The limo's here!
14:39Thank God.
14:41You may be a model, but you are no role model.
14:45I'll be right back.
14:46Oh, wow.
14:47I am loving the Barbicartlins, babe.
14:49I'll have a go next.
14:49Don't blink all your eyelids.
14:50You'll get glued together.
14:52Ha-ha!
14:52Tony!
14:53Hi.
14:53Amanda!
14:54Yes, hello.
14:55Oh, can I just say?
14:57Yeah.
14:57Big fan of your underwear.
15:01OK, um, we're not quite ready.
15:03So if you could just do a lap of the block and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
15:06Do you know how long you're going to be?
15:07Because I've got to get back to the switchboards.
15:09Not long.
15:09But just take the first left and you can do a loop around the block.
15:12Well, that does look a bit tight.
15:14I don't usually drive the limo.
15:15Um, it's fine.
15:17Just keep circling.
15:19We do need to leave soon, though.
15:21You're the professional, Claire.
15:22Make me look gorgeous.
15:23Oh, what fun.
15:24You're my favourite sort of client, right?
15:26I'm thinking something really funky.
15:28It's so lovely to have you back.
15:31I've got a rather interesting plan.
15:33I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
15:34Sorry, but can you just keep still?
15:35I'm going to start on your lips.
15:36Oh, yeah.
15:37Hi.
15:37I'll go first.
15:38I have something to say to you as well.
15:40So, the investors behind the cruise were really impressed with what I did.
15:47Uh-huh.
15:47And, um, long story short, they've offered me my own restaurant.
15:53Oh!
15:54Really?
15:55How's that, then?
15:56In London?
15:57No.
15:58In Miami!
16:00Wow.
16:00Fee, Fee, can you just hold still?
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:02I'll try.
16:03I mean, the weather's great all year round.
16:05And we can easily get a pet passport for Bobby.
16:09Wow.
16:09Oh.
16:10That's so fancy.
16:11I'd love to go to Miami.
16:13I've never been, but I've seen CSI, Miami.
16:15Oh!
16:16Are you OK?
16:16Oh!
16:17I picked up the hot end of the hair straightness.
16:19Oh!
16:19Again!
16:19Oh, when will I learn?
16:22Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
16:25I'm going to send these to all the pats.
16:27Now, get behind me and, uh, hold the bumper.
16:29Oh, my...
16:29What?
16:30No, that's weird.
16:31Um, sit on my knee?
16:32No!
16:33Oh, I know!
16:34Why don't we press our cheeks together?
16:36Mum, this is getting creepy now.
16:39Jesus!
16:39Is it that time already?
16:40I have to go to the boat.
16:41It leaves at six.
16:42Don't be late.
16:43Oh, thank God.
16:44Bye, Anne!
16:47Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a poncty-pooper back then,
16:52but to make up for it,
16:53I wondered if you wanted to borrow my shoes.
16:56Oh, my gosh.
16:57Thank you so much.
16:59I'm a very petite size nine,
17:00so I'm sure you can make them work.
17:02I love them.
17:03Aw!
17:04Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches?
17:07Yeah.
17:07I love you.
17:09Oh, and if it's cool with you and the squad,
17:11maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
17:15OK.
17:18Oh!
17:19What now?
17:20Oh!
17:22Yes!
17:26What?
17:27Oh, my God.
17:29Oh, boys!
17:30That's a lot of aftershave, huh?
17:32Right, where's your mum?
17:33Well, she's in Luton.
17:35Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
17:36Er, I think she's in the garden.
17:39Hold up.
17:40Shit!
17:40I told you not to let her near the shed!
17:48Ahem.
17:51Famous shed?
17:52Yeah.
17:52Technically, it's a...
17:54It's a summer house.
17:55Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um...
17:58Not in here.
17:59Mm.
18:00So...
18:00It feels bigger.
18:04And, um...
18:06All right, look, Abs.
18:07I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
18:10My flat's not huge, and the phone reception's shit,
18:12and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden.
18:15But it's a nice flat.
18:17And the neighbours are lovely, and we like it here.
18:20So stop behaving like...
18:23What?
18:24You're such a dear.
18:26What I was thinking was, holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
18:30You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
18:33You've got two types of sugar.
18:34You've built a fucking den.
18:36Technically, it's a summer house.
18:38Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man who used to use a sock as a wallet.
18:42No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
18:47And you're a really, really, really great dad.
18:50And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it, but...
18:53You've nailed being a grown-up.
18:56Thanks.
18:57Yeah.
19:00I hope it's okay for me to say this, but, um...
19:04Us not being married any more is definitely...
19:07I totally agree.
19:15I love you guys.
19:17Are you pissed, George?
19:19Yeah.
19:22Um, why are we all hugging in my shed?
19:25Oh, my God.
19:26Oh, my...
19:27Look at this handsome young man.
19:30Get in here, man.
19:32Look at what he's doing.
19:33A little lady killer.
19:35I can't move.
19:36Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
19:37Are we going or what?
19:39Are you okay?
19:40Mm-hm.
19:42Oh, my God.
19:49Open the jacket, please.
19:50Anything in there?
19:52Nothing.
19:52Nothing?
19:53Okay.
19:53On you go.
19:55Hello.
19:56That's great.
19:57Hi.
19:58Can you open your purse, please?
20:00Turn around.
20:01Sorry.
20:02What is that?
20:03Water.
20:05Good.
20:05You're staying hydrated.
20:06That's great.
20:06On you go.
20:07Open your bag.
20:10Tony, please.
20:10Tony, please.
20:10It's not as simple as that a man got.
20:11It really isn't.
20:12There's, like, so much space.
20:13I'm just scraping him there.
20:14It's just...
20:15It's really unfortunate.
20:16I can't believe you've got it.
20:17It's stuck.
20:18I normally just man the phones.
20:20How...
20:20What's going on?
20:21Tony has got the limo stuck and they are literally going to miss the boat.
20:24The girls are coming down, Mandy.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Move the car.
20:29How?
20:29I can't change physics.
20:31No!
20:31It's...
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33It's...
20:33Yes.
20:34That's all I need.
20:35Move the limo.
20:35You're blocking the car.
20:38Oh, wow.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, sweetheart.
20:42Babe, you look amazing.
20:44Doesn't she look stunning?
20:46You look so beautiful, babe.
20:47Oh, no.
20:49What's happening with the limo?
20:50Oh, God.
20:51We're not going to be late, are we?
20:53Right.
20:54Hold on one.
20:55What are you doing?
20:56Sorting shit out.
20:57I don't know.
20:58I'm driving a 15-year-old transit with a knackered clutch.
21:00This should be a piece of piss.
21:02Don't be stuck, Amanda.
21:03Matey, give me the keys.
21:04Okay.
21:05Hurry up.
21:05We're late.
21:06Hey, you in the black car.
21:08Back up.
21:09Okay, Tony, out of the way.
21:11Out of the way.
21:11Your missus is a boss lady now.
21:14What?
21:14She can reverse part like a demon.
21:17Are we talking about the same Fiona?
21:19Oh, yes.
21:23Mind the ballad! Mind the ballad!
21:28Mind the ballad!
21:36Hey!
21:41Here you go, man.
21:41Thank you for giving me that up.
21:45Bloody hell.
21:46Who is this new woman?
21:48Go!
21:49You're late!
21:49Go!
21:50Go!
21:51Go!
21:51Go!
21:51Go!
21:52I love you so much.
21:52I love you!
21:53I love you!
21:54In the middle.
21:54Mum, you really need to go!
21:56Just a sec. Just a sec. Mummy, you take it.
21:59Oh, no. How's this to work?
22:01Mum, let's go. Let's go.
22:03Don't have time, Amanda.
22:05Go, go, go, go.
22:07Enjoy yourselves. It's only happened once.
22:11Bye-bye. See you, mate.
22:13Bye, darling. How are you from?
22:16I just wish I had a bit more time with them.
22:19What? Who else wants to get the make-out?
22:21Oh, no. Someone's left a bag.
22:23Oh, no.
22:25Who's are these?
22:26Oh, God, they're Georgie's.
22:29She's wearing sliders.
22:31You can't wear sliders to the prom.
22:33This is a nightmare.
22:35Oh. Right.
22:37Get in the van. Come on. Come on.
22:39Oh, God.
22:40Will we make it?
22:42Well, there's only one way to find out.
22:44Let's go.
22:48I think we just backed into Claire.
22:51I'm fine. I'm fine.
22:53It was my fault anyway.
22:55She's fine. Okay.
22:56Go, go, go.
23:05What are these?
23:07Antacids.
23:09Do you get them?
23:10Oh, God, it's terrible. Yeah, me too.
23:12It's a scourge. Go on. In you go. Have a good night.
23:14Okay.
23:15Hey, sorry. Can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius' mum?
23:18It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
23:21Okay. Cool.
23:29Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their boat.
23:33Oh, shit. Mal, it's 5.49.
23:37How do we stop the boat?
23:38Well, there is one person you could call.
23:44Hi, Amanda. Everything okay?
23:46Anne, you have to delay the boat.
23:48But we're nearly all aboard.
23:49Georgie has forgotten her shoes and I need to bring them to her.
23:52Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
23:54Leave it with me.
23:57You know what, lads?
24:00I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
24:04My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
24:08What? Kids had a great time.
24:11Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
24:12Nor that Georgie wanted me there anyway.
24:14Georgie's finding her groove.
24:16You should be proud.
24:18Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
24:20And now here I am moving back in with her.
24:23Well, for what it's worth, I'm gonna miss you.
24:27Oh, my God, there it is. There it is, Mal.
24:29That's the turning.
24:30Yep, got it.
24:32It's actually very good.
24:33Five minutes, let's go.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35Let's go.
24:35I forgot my shoes.
24:37I forgot my shoes.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39What am I gonna do?
24:39I can't go to Promincere.
24:40OK, OK, OK, OK.
24:41I mean, they look good.
24:43Does anyone know where I can turn around?
24:45No.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47You're kidding me.
24:51All right, the limousine's stuck again,
24:53but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
24:54If you sprit, you might just make it.
24:56Wait.
24:56Er, the door!
24:58Madam, we really need to go.
25:00Don't touch me.
25:01Don't touch me.
25:01I'm pregnant.
25:03Georgie, is there a sign of your mum?
25:05Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
25:07No.
25:08OK, we should get on the boat, George.
25:10Don't worry.
25:11If your heels don't arrive,
25:12some of the best times in my life
25:13have been having comfortable shoes.
25:15Georgie!
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Is that your mum?
25:18There she is.
25:19Georgie!
25:20Hold the boat!
25:22I want your shoes!
25:25I want your shoes!
25:25Oh, my God!
25:27Oh, my God!
25:29Oh, my God!
25:30Oh, my God!
25:32Oh, my God!
25:33Oh, my God!
25:37Oh, my God!
25:39Oh, my God!
25:44I love you!
25:45Thanks, Mum!
25:46Oh, sweet!
25:47I have the most wonderful prom!
25:49And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please.
25:53I will.
25:53They're satin.
25:55And three, two, one!
25:58Hey!
26:02These are so hard to walk in.
26:03I'm going back to sliders.
26:06Mum!
26:08I'll stick with the flats!
26:09Catch!
26:14Does it matter?
26:16Have the best time, my sweetheart!
26:18Thanks!
26:23Anne, quick!
26:24I can still see them.
26:25Can you swim?
26:26I mean, I've got my 20 metres.
26:34I'm pretty gasping.
26:36Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
26:39It's mad, innit?
26:40Do you know what?
26:40I can't take anything that you're saying seriously with that make-up on.
26:43I asked for a Kardashian.
26:44Well, you got Fanny Craddock.
26:49Nice driving back there.
26:51I've never seen you take charge like that before.
26:53I'm a dog walker now.
26:55What I say goes.
26:57Ask the dogs.
27:01You don't want to move, do you?
27:05Not really.
27:08I mean, you know I love you.
27:11But this is the first time in years I feel settled.
27:14And Mautza's got sixth form and we've got friends.
27:17And I'm not just Bella's wife, Fee.
27:20I'm utterly barking Fee now.
27:24I'm going to say no to the offer.
27:26No, no, go to Miami Bay.
27:27You've got to do it.
27:30But we're going to stay here.
27:33We've made it work for the last year.
27:35We can do a bit longer.
27:41I'm going to take these eyelashes off.
27:47Hello!
27:49Is everyone gone now?
27:50Well nearly, the make-up lady's upstairs washing her brushes.
27:53Oh God, she's still here.
27:54How did it go?
27:55Well, Georgie got her photo and then my shoes fell in the Thames.
28:01Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end.
28:04Emergencies and cheerleading.
28:06Yes.
28:06I think you're doing fantastically.
28:09Oh, Mummy.
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:11The estate agent called, by the way.
28:13And we officially exchange on Monday.
28:23Mummy.
28:26I don't think we should move in together.
28:32What relief.
28:33I couldn't agree more.
28:36Mummy, really?
28:37I think we'd kill each other.
28:39Georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time.
28:41Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates.
28:44Yes.
28:45Oh.
28:47Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit though?
28:50Oh no, because I'm still going to buy the house.
28:52I just don't think you should live there with me.
28:53Wait.
28:54What?
28:55That's my house.
28:57Well, it's my house now, darling.
28:58And we're going to be neighbours.
29:00And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee, my door will always be open.
29:04Right.
29:05That's me, Dawn.
29:06Honestly, I've had the best time.
29:07I can't thank you enough.
29:08Thanks, Claire.
29:09Really, I've just had the loveliest afternoon.
29:17I'm fine.
29:23I'm fine.
29:24I'm fine.
29:27I'm fine.
29:35I'm fine.
29:37I'm fine.
29:41I'm fine.
29:43Do you know what?
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