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KAOS gets a hold of nuclear bombs, threatening to blackmail the world into disarmament. The Chief gets a lead of the whereabouts of the bombs, sending Max and 99 to the Sahara desert to try to save the day, Vic Tayback guest stars.
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00:00anything yet no sir
00:06hi chief hello max well we got here as fast as we could what's up well i'm sorry to disturb
00:13you in the middle of the night but we're facing a terrible crisis the possible destruction of
00:17the entire world well couldn't it have waited until morning what happened chief chaos has a
00:23nuclear bomb doesn't everybody chaos is the only private organization to have the farm don't you
00:29know what that means their stock will go way up it means that they can use the bomb without fear
00:34of retaliation they're not a country and we don't know the location of their missile base could
00:39chaos be bluffing chief well they promised to prove it in exactly 72 hours if we don't give them what
00:44they want how by blowing up one of america's largest cities did they say what city all we know is that
00:51they threatened to wipe out the city containing our finest intellectual minds and greatest leaders
00:56well at least washington is safe what does chaos want you chaos wants the total disarmament of every
01:04nuclear nation in the world but chief if we give them that they'll be the only ones with the bomb
01:11where they could rule the world and if we don't they'll blow it up city by city well what are we
01:17going to do chief wait a minute that must be collins who's collins collins is our agent in algiers
01:22he's checking out a lead that the chaos missile base may be somewhere in the sahara desert
01:26oh
01:28oh
01:28oh
01:33oh
01:43oh
01:53What's the matter, Larrabee?
02:00I don't know. He stopped Sunday.
02:02That means chaos must have caught up with him.
02:04It's ironic.
02:05Today marked his tenth year as a control agent.
02:12Send that, Larrabee.
02:13What's that?
02:14Happy anniversary.
02:23Happy anniversary.
02:53Happy anniversary.
03:23The agent who was working with Collins located the Arab Informer.
03:25And from what he was able to learn, we're quite sure that the missile base is located somewhere in that area.
03:30Well, that's great, Chief.
03:31Now all we have to do is to send in some low-level bombers.
03:34No, no, no. That won't do it, Max.
03:35The base is underground.
03:37Now, we'll have to send in two agents to do the job.
03:39And we've got less than 72 hours left.
03:41The Pentagon has ordered me to handpick two people.
03:44Two people who can work together as a team, who knows how each other will think and react.
03:49Two people who will form a perfectly balanced coordinating team.
03:54Chief, I know just the team.
03:56Who?
03:56Huntley and Brinkley.
03:58Max, I need two control agents.
04:00We could swear them in.
04:02Max, I made up my mind.
04:04You and 99 are going.
04:05Right, Chief.
04:06Now, I really hate to hand you this assignment, but I have no other choice.
04:09You're the best working team I've got.
04:11Well, we won't let you down, Chief.
04:13Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on.
04:17You probably won't get back alive.
04:19If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time.
04:22I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
04:24You'll have to parachute from 6,000 feet.
04:27I think I just learned it.
04:29Max, have you ever jumped from a plane?
04:31Yes, Chief.
04:32Once, during the war.
04:33When?
04:34Just before it took off for overseas.
04:37Max, will you and 99 go down to the lab and check out your equipment?
04:41Well, here's something you can eat in case of an emergency.
04:44Our uniforms?
04:45No, the buttons.
04:46Mmm, salted, good.
04:48Well, in extreme heat, salt is essential to the diet.
04:51But be sure you don't eat the top button of your uniform, 86.
04:54Why?
04:55It's a Geiger counter.
04:56When you come close to where the missiles are buried, it will start beeping.
04:59Oh, the old beeping button trick.
05:02Well, that's it.
05:03You better get started.
05:04Your plane takes off in 30 minutes.
05:10I wonder where Forsythe is.
05:26He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
05:27Oh, Max, look.
05:29Is that him?
05:30I hope so.
05:34Forsythe?
05:35Maxwell Smart?
05:36Yes, and this is Agent 99.
05:38Hello.
05:39Sorry we're late.
05:41We had some difficulty slipping out of Casablanca last night.
05:43I see.
05:44Who's that?
05:46Oh, this is Hussein.
05:47He'll guide us to the missile base.
05:49Oh.
05:50Glad to have you along, Hussein.
05:51And doesn't he understand English?
05:57Perfectly.
05:57But Casablanca had his tongue cut out because he was an informer.
06:01I see.
06:04What did he say?
06:06He's telling us we better move on.
06:08I think he's right.
06:09Come on, 99.
06:11All right, all right.
06:12We're coming, Hussein.
06:13No need to holler.
06:14No need to holler.
06:21No need to holler.
06:51No need to holler.
07:21Forsythe's been hit.
07:27Forsythe, where have you been hit?
07:29He's trying to say something, Max.
07:35He's dead.
07:36What did he say?
07:38He asked me to get my knee off his chest.
07:40Do you think they're still following us, Max?
07:58Probably, 99.
07:59They're not going to give up until they get every last one of us.
08:01If only they'd come out and show themselves, at least we'd have a chance to fight back.
08:04That's their strategy, Max.
08:06They under their enemy and make them more vulnerable.
08:08Well, what we've got to do is keep far enough ahead of them so that we're out of range.
08:11Right, Max.
08:12It isn't going to be easy, 99.
08:13This heat is vicious.
08:14We've got to keep going, Max.
08:16Wait a minute, 99.
08:16What is it?
08:17I've got an idea.
08:18What?
08:18Why don't we sleep during the day and walk at night?
08:20Oh, Max, there's no time.
08:22Oh, okay.
08:23How about sleeping during the day and running at night?
08:25Max, there's no time to sleep at all.
08:26We've got to keep going.
08:28Right, 99.
08:29Max!
08:30What?
08:30Where's your canteen?
08:32Oh, it's in my pack with the rest of my gear.
08:34Well, don't you think you ought to keep your water handy?
08:36Oh, not necessarily, 99.
08:37You see, because of my rugged training, I have tremendous endurance.
08:41Why, I'm practically impervious to sun, heat, and thirst.
08:44I can go miles and miles and miles without touching a drop of water.
08:47You can?
08:48I have to.
08:49Forgot to fill my canteen before we left.
08:53Here, use mine.
08:54Oh, no, no, no, no, 99.
08:55I wouldn't touch that.
08:56It's a well-known fact that men can stand the heat a lot better than women.
08:59Max, it's the other way around.
09:01It is?
09:04Be careful, Max.
09:05Some of that's getting in your mouth.
09:09Thank you, 99.
09:11You're welcome, Max.
09:12Max, what's happening?
09:16Max, look.
09:17Hussein's waving to us.
09:18He's trying to tell us something.
09:22Come on, 99.
09:30It's getting worse, Max.
09:32We'll never live through it.
09:3799.
09:38My throat is scorched.
09:39I can hardly swallow.
09:40I know, Max.
09:42Listen, 99.
09:44I know this is a long shot, but I gotta ask you anyway.
09:48What is it, Max?
09:49You don't happen to have a can of cold beer on you, do you?
09:53Max!
10:06Max!
10:07Max, where are you?
10:09Right here, 99.
10:12Oh, Max!
10:14You won't believe this, 99, but I'm standing on my toes.
10:20Max.
10:20Max, I don't see Hussein anywhere.
10:36He must have gone off and left us.
10:39Max, we're lost.
10:41We don't know where we are.
10:44I know, 99.
10:45I'm gonna take a look over that sand dune.
10:49What is it, Max?
11:16What is it, Max?
11:17It's Hussein.
11:19They buried him up to his neck and put a canteen of water just out of his reach.
11:23Oh, those dirty, evil, rotten, barbaric...
11:2799.
11:28Shh.
11:28Keep your voice down.
11:30We don't want to get them any madder than they are now.
11:33Max, have you lost your buttons?
11:51I was hungry, 99.
11:53Oh, but Max, why did you eat them all?
11:54Why didn't you save some for later?
11:56Did you ever try to eat just one salted button?
11:59Once you get started, you can't stop.
12:01Max, you didn't eat the top button.
12:03Oh, no, 99.
12:04Oh, Max, you ate the Geiger counter.
12:07I thought one tasted a little stale.
12:09Now what are we gonna do?
12:11I don't know, 99, but I've gotta have another salted button.
12:14I've just got to have one more.
12:19Just one more salted button.
12:25No, Max, don't.
12:2699, I've gotta have that button.
12:29Max, if you eat that button, my clothes will...
12:32I don't care, 99.
12:33I've got to have that button.
12:34I'm warning you, Max, if you come one step closer...
12:3799, give me that button.
12:44Thank you, 99.
12:46I needed that.
12:48Now can I please have that button?
12:50Get hold of yourself.
12:51We've got 24 hours to find that missile base and destroy it.
12:55You're right, 99.
12:57Come on, let's get moving.
12:59Good thinking, Max.
13:00Max.
13:00Keep going, 99.
13:15Gotta keep going.
13:17Oh, go on without me, Max.
13:19I can't go any further.
13:20Of course you can, 99.
13:22You said that an hour ago, and look how far we've come.
13:24How far have we come?
13:26About 30 yards.
13:27We're using up all our energy getting up and falling down.
13:30I think we'd do a lot better if we'd just stay down here and crawl.
13:33We're not gonna make it, Max.
13:35They're gonna find us here dead.
13:39Max.
13:41Look.
13:42Look.
13:43We're saved.
13:45Where, 99?
13:46Out there, straight ahead.
13:47I don't see anything.
13:48Oh, Max, can't you see it?
13:49It's clear as day.
13:51An orange juice stand.
13:54An orange juice stand?
13:55Yes, I can see it right out there.
13:57I mean, where, 99?
13:58I don't see anything.
13:59Oh, Max, straight ahead.
14:00No, it's a mirage, 99.
14:01It's a mirage.
14:02You're seeing things.
14:03Are you sure?
14:04A positive 99.
14:14One large orange, please.
14:15One large orange, please.
14:45Max, where are we?
15:07Heaven?
15:08I don't think so.
15:10Then it must be an Arabian playboy club.
15:13You are in the humble tent of Ahmed, a simple Bedouin trader.
15:17I see.
15:18How long have we been here?
15:20A mere hour or so.
15:22We found you lost and dying in the desert.
15:25Well, we're certainly indebted to you for saving our lives.
15:28Tell me how it came to be that the two of you were wandering alone in the desert.
15:36Uh, yes.
15:37Well, you see, uh...
15:38We're on our honeymoon.
15:40In the middle of the Sahara.
15:43Uh, yes.
15:44Well, you see, my wife happens to be crazy about the beach.
15:47You are welcome in the camp of Ahmed for as long as you wish to stay.
15:51We will do everything to make your stay enjoyable.
15:54Well, thank you very much, Ahmed, but I have some very important business to take care of, and I'm afraid it can't wait.
15:59If you must move on, may I suggest you wait until dark and travel in the cool of the night?
16:04Well, thank you very much, Ahmed, but we must be moving on.
16:08Time is of the essence.
16:09Ahmed, if Mr. Smart's business is so urgent, then perhaps it would be rude of us to delay him.
16:17Nonsense, Jamal!
16:18Where is your hospitality?
16:20Our guests will dine with us this evening, and I shall have my daughter Fatima dance for them.
16:26Well, we certainly wouldn't want to offend your generosity.
16:29We'd be most happy to dine with you and leave tonight.
16:33Splendid!
16:33I shall make the arrangements for your departure.
16:40Would you like a camel?
16:43No, thanks.
16:43I'm trying to cut down.
16:58Ahmed, why are we being so nice to them?
17:01They are control agents.
17:03Why do we not cut their throats?
17:06No.
17:06If we kill them, other control agents will take the place.
17:09But if we overextend ourselves with kindness and hospitality, they will leave here, never suspecting that we are chaos.
17:17But is it not dangerous that they be here?
17:19They are liable to find our missiles?
17:22They are liable to find our missiles.
17:23Hardly.
17:24The missiles are well disguised, and they could never find the underground entrance, as no one is allowed to enter the tent of my daughters.
17:30Besides, they're not suspicious.
17:32What if they get suspicious?
17:33Then they will die.
17:35Now put your dagger back in your scabbard!
17:39Ahmed, what is it?
17:42I do not have a scabbard.
17:43You do now.
17:49We must see to it that Smart and that girl make their way back to civilization, and report that there is no chaos missile base here in the Sahara.
17:57Then, when they search the rest of the world, we will be free to unleash our missiles, and destroy their cities one by one.
18:06Yes.
18:08First New York, then London, Paris, Rome.
18:11Tel Aviv.
18:12No, not Tel Aviv.
18:14Why not Tel Aviv?
18:21Lady, you don't look it.
18:27Lady, you don't look it.
18:57What's the matter, my friend?
19:10Not feeling well?
19:12I'm afraid I've had a little too much wine, Ahmed.
19:15I wonder if you would think it was terribly rude of me if I stepped outside for a bit of fresh air.
19:20May Alma go with you?
19:22Oh, well, thank you, but I'd rather go alone.
19:24I wonder if I had a little bit of fresh air.
19:25Hi.
19:45Now, look, fella, I don't want any trouble, but I'm going to search this tent.
19:58Do the words get out mean anything to you?
20:03Okay, there's a little saying you may have heard of.
20:06It goes like this.
20:08The bigger they come, the harder they fall.
20:10Haven't heard of that one, eh?
20:16Okay, here's one you may like.
20:20The quality of mercy is not strange.
20:40Come on.
21:08Come on.
21:38Good. Move out with the caravan. We'll join you in a few minutes.
21:55Missile is set to go off in 30 minutes. New York is the target.
22:00Splendid. Now the world will know that chaos keeps their threats.
22:04As for you and the young lady, Mr. Smart, I leave you to the mercy of the unmerciful desert sun.
22:12You'll never get away with this, Ahmad.
22:15Goodbye, Mr. Smart.
22:21I guess this is it, Max.
22:29It's no use, 99. I can't get these ropes untied.
22:33Max, look. Someone's coming.
22:37Fatima, what are you doing here?
22:39I sneaked away and came back to save you.
22:41But why would you want to save us, your Ahmad's daughter?
22:44He lied. I am not his daughter. I was his slave.
22:47I have been waiting for the right opportunity to escape.
22:50Then it was you who inscribed the message in the bottom of the goblet.
22:53Yes.
22:53Here, cut 99's ropes. I'm going to the control panel.
22:56Max! Max!
23:18Well, that does it, 99.
23:22That's marvelous, Max. How'd you do it so fast?
23:24Well, I didn't have time to dismantle the missile, so I reset the direction of control.
23:29It's set to go off in a few minutes.
23:30For where?
23:31Straight up, then straight down. It'll wipe out everything.
23:33The control room and the missile.
23:36And us!
23:37Oh, Max, what do we do now?
23:39Run, 99, run.
23:40Well, there it goes, 99.
23:53Oh, Max, what a terrible weapon of destruction.
23:57Yes.
23:58You know, China, Russia, and France should outlaw all nuclear weapons.
24:02We should insist upon it.
24:04What if they won't, Max?
24:05Then we may have to blast them.
24:07It's the only way to keep peace in the world.
24:09What if they won't cost us?
24:11Amen.
24:14Damn it.
24:16Amen.
24:25Amen.
24:27Amen.
24:29Amen.
24:30Amen.
24:34Amen.
24:35Amen.
24:36Amen.
24:36Amen.
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