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00:06Sing it!
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00:12Alamos, naked- femmes-look-it-los
00:13Look at this old old wohl snake, it glissΰΉοΏ½ puntos penangco-ben-a-ah-ah
00:16Your pets won't be missed
00:18Come and meet Awie and his misfit crew
00:21they've always come out, have you heard for you
00:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26Almost naked animal.
00:33Sharp doobidibble, I said a whap whipple.
00:36Sharp, whap, sharp.
00:38That's the end, folks.
00:39You can go crazy now.
00:43You all keep it buttery.
00:46Another megamazing show, Narwhal.
00:48I know, baby.
00:50My horn is tingling.
00:51Should you maybe see a doctor about that?
00:53No, Howie. A tingling horn is good.
00:56Means my mojo is dialed to malto.
00:58Malto, as in Mexamundo, mojo!
01:01Now, I'd love to let you bask in me for all eternity,
01:04but my fans are calling for more!
01:06Understandably.
01:09Hi-yah!
01:14Hi-yah! Everybody do the taekwondo diddly-deep-do!
01:17Woo-ah-hee-yah-wah-yok-kay-yah-chop-bab-a-loo-va!
01:25It's okay. I'm fine.
01:27His horn! It's gum!
01:30Don't be ridiculous. My horn is my everything.
01:34It can't be...
01:36...Gun?
01:40Did you find it yet?
01:41We looked everywhere. On the stage.
01:43In the ceiling.
01:44In the alternative universe.
01:47No. Nothing here.
01:49Come on, Narwhal! Let me in!
01:51No way! No one could see me like this.
01:53I'm revolting! Unnatural! Freakish!
01:56Stop. No big change.
01:58But, Narwhal, it's me!
01:59Your favoritest buddy in the whole wide world!
02:03Go away, Norman.
02:04Uh, okay. Your second favoritest buddy in the whole wide world?
02:07Not a chance, Leo.
02:09Third?
02:10Leave me alone, Chadwick.
02:12Your 47th favoritest buddy in the whole wide world?
02:16Oh. Hey, Howie.
02:18We're very close.
02:21Narwhal?
02:22Why are you sitting in the dark?
02:24So nobody sees my shame-filled hornlessness!
02:28I'M NEVER SHOWING MY FACE AGAIN!
02:32Such a waste of beautiful blubbery beauty.
02:35You can't stay in here forever.
02:37That's why I've ordered a specially designed shame helmet.
02:40To hide my embarrassment.
02:42Until it arrives, I can live off the mushrooms growing in the shower.
02:45Come on.
02:46Give me a little piecey-loo.
02:48No!
02:49You'll laugh!
02:50Then cry.
02:51Then perhaps throw up.
02:52I promise I won't.
02:54All right.
02:55Here goes.
02:58Excuse me a moment.
03:03I told you.
03:06Okay.
03:07So you were right.
03:08It is a little shocking.
03:10A little shocking?
03:13The horn is gone, Howie!
03:16The mane of my mojo!
03:18The sauce of my scat.
03:19Gone!
03:20Gone!
03:21Gone!
03:22Gone!
03:23Gone!
03:24As your 47th best buddy, I say you can sing just as well without it.
03:28Maybe even better.
03:29Are you sure?
03:31I guarantee it!
03:33How a guarantee is not guaranteed.
03:35What was that?
03:36Nothing.
03:37Ba-da-da-ba-ba!
03:39Al-ba-ba-ba!
03:41Ah!
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:48Ah!
03:49Ah!
03:50Ah!
03:51Okay.
03:52So they missed the horn.
03:53But I have an idea.
03:54Are you sure it'll work this time?
03:56Have I ever steered you wrong?
03:58Well, just a couple of seconds ago you told me that...
04:00Let's go!
04:01Oop-oop-a-doopie!
04:05Hey.
04:06I'm gonna need my plunger back, buddy.
04:09You might wanna wash that before you use it.
04:12Why are we here again?
04:14I've got things to do.
04:16Narwhal said he had a big announcement.
04:18Task-less thing.
04:19Better hurry up.
04:20Piggy has eye exam across town at 2.30.
04:23I go on number 92 bus, smell like an old cabbage.
04:27Ah!
04:28I can see you've all arrived for my very important announcement.
04:31Good!
04:32I won't waste your time.
04:34Too late.
04:35What was that?
04:36Nothing.
04:37Due to my recent...
04:38...incident, and the subsequent dip-diddly depletion of my mojo,
04:43I've decided that I am...
04:45...leaving show business!
04:47Oh!
04:49No!
04:50Self-adoring fishy thing will be missed.
04:53Piggy go now.
04:55I have to admit I was expecting more.
04:57Narwhal, you can't give up show business!
04:59You are show business!
05:01The old horned Narwhal was show business, baby.
05:04Instead, from now on, I'll be the handy animal around here.
05:08But Duck is the handy animal.
05:10I am Duck.
05:11I have decided that Duck will be the lounge performer from now on.
05:16Duck?
05:17I am Duck.
05:18He's a natural.
05:19Look at those fierce eyes.
05:21Hungry for the spotlight.
05:22I've made my decision, Howie!
05:24Bring on the trouble!
05:26I can fix it!
05:27Okay then, handy animal Narwhal.
05:29There's a light burned out on the back stairwell,
05:31the faucet in 241 is dripping,
05:33and the pool needs to be cleaned.
05:34Excellent!
05:35Now if you'll just show me to my dressing room...
05:37The handy animal doesn't have a dressing room.
05:39He has a shed.
05:40How quaint.
05:41Here we are!
05:45Mmm...
05:46I like this chair, baby.
05:48I love the fabric.
05:49Supple.
05:50Cushiony.
05:51With an almost dewy feel.
05:53That's what Duck calls his booger chair.
05:55Sweety-poopity!
05:57That is foul!
05:59Alright, I'll get to work now.
06:01Where should I start mopping?
06:02Ah, so I see you've found Duck's snot mop.
06:05Oh!
06:06Jumping!
06:07Jibba-dibby!
06:08Is everything in this shed made of mucus?
06:12I...
06:13don't...
06:14know...
06:15And this is your dressing table.
06:17What do you think, Duck?
06:19Where is the booger chair?
06:21Well, as an entertainer you can ask for any perks you want.
06:24Okay.
06:25I want a sack of gravel.
06:28You can ask for a little more than that.
06:30Oh.
06:31Then a sack of gravel.
06:33And a small cup.
06:35Also full of gravel.
06:36Okay.
06:37Now are you ready to go out there and entertain that audience?
06:41I will need my hammer.
06:43No, no, no.
06:44Why don't you just sing?
06:45Folks like singing.
06:46Okay.
06:47I am a good singer.
06:49Well?
06:50Where is my gravel?
06:52I'm new to this, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, that's a light bulb, baby.
06:59Oh, come on.
07:00Are you serious?
07:01I command you to change.
07:02This is impossible.
07:03Perhaps if I...
07:04Progress.
07:05Aha!
07:06You're a genius now, old baby.
07:08Oww.
07:09Sweet Mother of Cal...
07:10Yaaaaah!
07:11Oww.
07:12Oww!
07:13Sweet Mother Of Cal...
07:14Yaaaaaaaah!
07:15Oww!
07:16Prickly!
07:17Oww.
07:18Uh-oh.
07:19Whoa!
07:21Oh!
07:22Oops.
07:24How wee!
07:25Oh, sweet mother of Cal...
07:27YAAAAAAH!
07:28Ow!
07:29Prickly!
07:34Oops.
07:36Howie! I made a new window!
07:38Time for a break.
07:43Hello.
07:44Now I will sing...
07:46LAAAAAAH!
07:56That is all.
07:58Uh, that was great, but...
08:00I think you're gonna need to sing some other notes.
08:03How about...
08:06Yeah, yeah, just like that.
08:08Howie, so I, um, fixed that leaky faucet.
08:11Tell me, have you ever thought of putting in a water slide?
08:14Why?
08:15Got to go.
08:20Keep paddling. We're almost at the buffet.
08:22Yay!
08:24Now I will play my favorite instrument,
08:26the musical saw.
08:30This floor is out of tune.
08:35Help me!
08:37Help me!
08:38Narwhal!
08:40What's wrong?
08:41I was trying to clean the pool,
08:43but I can't hold my breath that long.
08:46Oh!
08:47You're supposed to drain it first!
08:51A real handy animal would know that.
08:53I'm a not handy animal.
08:55I'm not even remotely capable of semi-handy animal-ness.
08:59Hey, aren't you Narwhal?
09:00Yes?
09:01You were great!
09:03Well, you had a horde.
09:07I've lost my horde.
09:09I've lost my bojo.
09:10And I'm not even a groovy handy animal.
09:14Come on, buddy.
09:15You're Narwhal.
09:16You're Narwhal.
09:17The best at everything he does.
09:18You've got to get up and keep at it.
09:22I can't get up.
09:23Sure you can.
09:24You just got to stick with it.
09:26I am stuck.
09:27I'm stuck in the drain.
09:29Hang on, buddy.
09:31Help me, Narwhal.
09:32Use your fins.
09:33I'm trying, Howie.
09:35I'm a lover, not a struggler.
09:39Whoa!
09:41Oh, now what?
09:42Your horn.
09:43It's back!
09:45Really?
09:46But how?
09:47Did horn fairies return it?
09:48Could they live in the drains?
09:50Thank you, horn fairies!
09:55I love you!
09:57Wow.
09:58When you hit your head,
09:59your horn must have gotten shoved into your brain.
10:03Shoved into my brain?
10:04Like this!
10:05No wonder I didn't feel anything.
10:07And then the suction from the drain pulled it out again.
10:11It was in my head, Howie.
10:13It was in my head all along.
10:17My mojo is back, baby!
10:20Now I will perform the classic duck stuck in a box.
10:25Look, I am stuck.
10:28Hey, now I'm a whale with a horn.
10:31The mojo is back, baby!
10:34Let's get buttery!
10:36I love you, Narwhal!
10:38I love me too, baby!
10:40Boo!
10:41Doobadooboobadoobadoobadooboow!
10:44It's great to see Narwhal back on stage.
10:46Now everybody can just get back to doing what they're best at.
10:50It is good to have things back to normal.
10:53I love you too bad.
10:54Beautiful!
10:55Tastes like an animal!
10:56Dates!
10:57Thank you very much!
10:58Don't touch all those And a beautiful animal!
10:59Anyway, it is so hidden so much!
11:01I love you!
11:03I love you!
11:04It is too much, you sure, mum!
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