- 5 months ago
First broadcast 20th January 1965.
Terry's sister Audrey is dating an 'Italian' hair-dresser called Mario and Terry is disapproving.
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
Sheila Fearn - Audrey Collier
George Layton - Mario
Olive Milbourne - Mrs. Collier
Terry's sister Audrey is dating an 'Italian' hair-dresser called Mario and Terry is disapproving.
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
Sheila Fearn - Audrey Collier
George Layton - Mario
Olive Milbourne - Mrs. Collier
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01:29Hey, what's that?
01:30Church magazine.
01:31Only get it for the crossword.
01:33Oh.
01:34Hey, is that his car?
01:35Yeah.
01:37We're in the wrong game.
01:38I know.
01:39We ought to give it a try, you know.
01:40What?
01:41Ladies' hairdressing.
01:42Huh.
01:43Now I can see it now.
01:44Robert and Terence.
01:45Roberto?
01:46Hey?
01:47Roberto!
01:48Oh, I'm Terenzio.
01:50It's good, that.
01:50Of Mayfair and West Hartlepool.
01:52Yeah, we'd make a mint.
01:54Hey, have you got the salt?
01:56Oh, I'm very sorry, Roberto.
01:58That's quite all right, madam.
01:59Would you stick your nut under the dryer and I'll be with you?
02:02Hey, what a job, though.
02:06How long's it been going on now?
02:07What?
02:08Him and her.
02:09Ever since you went on holiday.
02:10Makes you sick.
02:12What's he like, then, this Mario?
02:14Oh, what are they all like?
02:15Eye ties.
02:16I thought he was from old.
02:18Well, hairdressers, Italians, people from old, they're all the same.
02:22So what I mean is, what sort of a bloke is he?
02:24I'll never give you any batter at that shop.
02:26What's he like as a bloke?
02:27I've got a good idea of the time he spends in that car with our Audrey.
02:31Yeah, but what I mean is, what is he like to talk to?
02:34I don't know.
02:35I never talk to him.
02:37You never know.
02:38He might be all right.
02:39Italian blood.
02:40Well, what of it?
02:41They're all the same.
02:43Just like that bloke at work.
02:45Always breathing garlic all over you.
02:48Just busting.
02:52Yeah, well, what's he like, though?
02:53I mean, it's really serious now, is it?
02:55Yeah, that's the trouble.
02:56I mean, I wouldn't mind, but if it was a casual date,
02:59but it's him every night.
03:01Andy sees her at work all day.
03:03Don't forget that.
03:04Doesn't she see any of an old crowd anymore?
03:06No.
03:07She used to knock around with Jenny Shepard and all that lot.
03:09Oh, she hasn't seen them for ages.
03:11I don't know what's come over her.
03:12He'll be coming home for tea, you know.
03:15Doesn't she see what's-his-name anymore?
03:16Big Dess?
03:17No, that was off ages ago.
03:19She says she's gone off sailors.
03:21It's a pity that.
03:21I like Dess.
03:24He was a great wing half.
03:25Yep.
03:26He could take his beer and all, you know.
03:29I've seen him after one match, mate.
03:31He downed 12 pints, went home, got changed,
03:34and went out for the evening.
03:36No.
03:36That's right.
03:37Can't understand why she's finished with him.
03:41I hope there she is now.
03:44Oh, pet.
03:46Here she comes.
03:46And don't forget, it wasn't us.
03:49What a good time.
03:49Oh, what am I speaking, then?
03:53Hello.
03:54Oh, how'll do, Audrey?
03:55What have you done with him?
03:56Who?
03:56Teasy-weasy.
03:57Now, don't you start.
03:59I've just had a very nice evening, and I don't want you to go and spoil it.
04:02How am I spoiling it?
04:03By being here, for one thing.
04:05And as a funny idea, that's not all.
04:07It couldn't have been one of you two that was bouncing up and down on the back of Mario's car a few minutes ago, could it?
04:12What?
04:13Us?
04:14No.
04:14Never.
04:15We've been to chip shop.
04:16Yeah, do you want one?
04:17I've got a couple of black'uns left.
04:18Mario took me to the county.
04:20We'll be at home there.
04:21What do you mean?
04:22Well, his cousin's a waiter's.
04:23Terry, I have to tell you it's from Yorkshire Hall.
04:27It's as English as you are.
04:29I saw.
04:30Oh, very funny.
04:32And don't laugh at him, Bob.
04:34Tony encourages him.
04:35Hey, up!
04:38Here, you melt me, Arras.
04:41You mess up the flights.
04:42These won me a pint tonight.
04:43Oh, I can see you've had your usual sophisticated Friday evening.
04:47Domino's darts, brown ale and fish and chips.
04:50That's it.
04:51Oh, you are coarse.
04:54I don't know why you've got around with him, Bob.
04:57He's a bit crude, yes, but I've been trying to reform him.
05:00Well, he needs it.
05:02He needs it, love.
05:03He's a right hoodlum.
05:04For me?
05:05What about old Mario?
05:06I bet he's with the Mafia.
05:07I bet they take 10% out of every permanent wave.
05:09I'll have more time.
05:10Do I have to tell you, Terry, he's not Italian.
05:13Oh, what's he calling himself Mario for?
05:15Because he's a hairdresser, that's why.
05:17Your last boyfriend went to sea, but he didn't wear a wooden leg.
05:21Hey, I saw him the other day.
05:23Big Des.
05:24I can't understand why you packed him up, you know.
05:27One of the best wing halves I've ever seen.
05:30Oh, I'll give you that.
05:31As an escort, he made a wonderful wing half.
05:33He could take his beer and all.
05:35What's that got to do with it?
05:37Do you know, Terry, if I brought Dracula in here and he downed 12 pints, he'd be a fan
05:41of his for life.
05:42That's all you judge people by.
05:44And another thing, I hope you're going to the match tomorrow.
05:50Why?
05:51Because I'm bringing him home to tea, that's why.
05:53And I don't want you there when he comes.
05:55Tea?
05:56You're bringing him home to tea?
05:57That's what I said, and I don't want any more remarks about it either.
06:00So you'd better get used to the idea, that's all.
06:03Because you may be seeing more of Mario in the future, whether you like it or not.
06:07Hey, it must be serious, you know.
06:10Yeah, I suppose so.
06:11Tea?
06:12What?
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13Hey, I knew it was bad, but still.
06:15It's not sugar.
06:16Oh.
06:17Hey, but you know what I mean, Bob.
06:19Tea in the front room.
06:20Aye.
06:21Once they've had their feet under the table, it's as good as an engagement.
06:23Oh, no.
06:24That's just it.
06:25Well, it's all right, ma'am.
06:27No, it isn't all right.
06:28You know what the trouble is?
06:30She's not seen any of the old crowd anymore.
06:31She doesn't get around with anybody else.
06:33Oh, perhaps she doesn't want to.
06:34She doesn't get the chance.
06:36He sees her all day long at work, and with that rotten car of his, he can see her any
06:41time and check her out anywhere he likes.
06:44What about big days?
06:45Oh, no.
06:46She needs to meet somebody new, different.
06:49Well, there's nothing you can do about it, ma'am.
06:50I don't know.
06:51I might think of something.
06:53Are you going to the match tomorrow?
06:54They'll lose.
06:56There's a shrewd observation.
06:57Of course they'll lose.
06:59They always lose.
07:00I can tell you what's going to happen now.
07:02They'll come out like Real Madrid.
07:04Run around the field for ten minutes.
07:06Get one goal down, go to pieces, lose five-nothing.
07:09It's pathetic.
07:10Are you not going, then?
07:10Of course I'm going.
07:12I'm going now and all.
07:13Will I see you in the pub before the kick-off?
07:15Yeah, about two o'clock.
07:17I might have thought of something by then.
07:24Hey, I'm sorry I'm late, man.
07:25I tried to get in.
07:26Oh, it's all right, mate.
07:27I got your beer.
07:28Oh, tough.
07:29Hey, up a pint.
07:30Thanks very much.
07:31Crisps?
07:34Oh, tough.
07:35Have you had anything to eat?
07:37Yeah, I've had me dinner.
07:38Still, I thought you might fancy this at half time.
07:43It's not my birthday, is it?
07:44Oh, no, something like that.
07:47Oh, how much do I owe you?
07:48Oh, forget it, forget it.
07:50Well, I'll get the programmes.
07:51We're all right for ten minutes.
07:52Oh, no, well, I'm not coming, as a matter of fact.
07:53You're not coming?
07:54To the match.
07:55I'm doing something for our ordering instead.
07:57Oh, yeah?
07:58Well, to tell you the truth, I wanted your advice.
08:01You see, I got thinking about last night.
08:03If there's one thing our kid can't take, it's a bloke who gets drunk and stands her up.
08:08So, what I thought I'd do is I'd go around and have tea this afternoon with her and Mario.
08:14And while the women are doing the washing up, I'll try and get Mario round here for a drink.
08:19Yeah.
08:19Now, wait a minute.
08:20Now, if I can keep him here, drink him, and she knows that he's standing her up, well...
08:26She'd be furious.
08:27I know.
08:28She'd go out with the first bloke who asked her.
08:30All right, she's done it before.
08:31She's got to temper us, Audrey.
08:32Exactly.
08:33Good idea, eh?
08:34All right, sounds all right.
08:36Of course, it'd help if you had the other bloke.
08:37You're not thinking...
08:45You don't mean...
08:46I knew I could rely on you, Bob.
08:49I'm sorry about your crisps.
08:50There's half your beer back and there's your party.
08:52Oh, wait a minute.
08:54You might fancy that at heart, sorry.
08:56Now, listen, Bob, listen, will you please?
08:58Just listen a minute, will you?
08:59It's like we were saying last night.
09:01If you could only see some of the old crowd again, it'd make all the difference.
09:04Now, I saw Jenny Shepard this morning and there's a party tonight.
09:07Now, they'll all be in the Wellington first.
09:09All you have to do is take her round there.
09:11That's not much to ask now, is it?
09:13You don't seem to realise.
09:15I've known Audrey all my life.
09:17Well, I mean, we were at school together.
09:19I just can't think of her as a... as a woman.
09:22Oh, I see.
09:23She's not good-looking enough for you, is that it?
09:25No, it's not, Bob.
09:26She's attractive, our Audrey.
09:28She's got good legs.
09:30Her hair always looks nice and all.
09:32Yeah, I know all that, but...
09:33Well, it just seems unhealthy, like taking out your sister.
09:36Oh, don't be daft.
09:38Lots of blokes would give their right arm for the chance.
09:40Yeah, well, I couldn't do it, that's all.
09:42Look, you like Audrey, don't you?
09:43You know I do.
09:44Well, you'd be doing her a favour.
09:46You don't want to see her end up with him any more than I do.
09:49Yeah, well, she wouldn't come in any case, not with me.
09:52Of course she would.
09:52She likes you.
09:54She's always like you, Bob.
09:57Come on.
09:58Just this once.
09:59I mean, I'm asking you, as a friend, to do this for me.
10:07All right, well, I'll think about it at the match.
10:09Ah, you wouldn't let me down.
10:11You'll come in here then after the match just to make sure that I've got him here.
10:13Yeah, I'll come in here after the match.
10:14Good lad.
10:15But I'm not promising, aren't you?
10:16No, no, no, but you will pop in.
10:18Yeah, well, I'm off now.
10:19You never know, it might be a good game.
10:21Oh, all right, somebody might get sent off.
10:23Hey, hold on a minute, Bob.
10:24Why?
10:28You forgot your tie.
10:29Oh, cut your hair.
10:49Do you do it yourself?
10:51Don't be stupid, Terry.
10:52No, it won't run the corner, does it?
10:54More tea, Mario?
10:55No, I'm a one-cup man, Mrs. Collier, thank you.
10:57I've often wondered about that myself, you know.
10:59It's like doctors.
10:59I mean, do they examine themselves like?
11:03Hey, I once heard of a French doctor, took his own appendix out.
11:05Oh.
11:06I don't know how he managed it, though.
11:07I can't, you know, don't know how he could do it.
11:09Something else, Mario.
11:10Don't be shy, Lord.
11:11Help yourself.
11:12Yes, a bit of Swiss roll or Mum's fruitcake.
11:14I'll have another scone, thank you.
11:15I suppose he must have managed it somehow.
11:18I don't see how he could see, though.
11:21Excuse me, brother.
11:22He's always taking his appendix out at the tea table.
11:25Oh, I don't mind.
11:27Oh, I remember.
11:28He had a mirror.
11:29And he looked up here while he was poking around down there.
11:32Harry, that's enough.
11:34You shouldn't joke about things like that, son.
11:38Mario's uncle's a doctor, Mum.
11:40Oh, is that so?
11:41Yeah, he's a doctor.
11:42What, does your father do, love?
11:44Oh, he works for the Ministry of Labour.
11:45I used to work for the Ministry of Labour.
11:47When was that, then?
11:48When I was on the dole.
11:51Well, now, are you sure you've had enough now?
11:53Yeah, that were very nice, thanks, Mrs. Collier.
11:54Well, if you'll excuse me, Mario,
11:55because Audrey's dad will be in front match soon.
11:57Oh, I'll give you a hand, Mum.
11:59Do you ever go to the match, Mario?
12:01Football?
12:02No.
12:03Hmm.
12:04Fag?
12:04No, I don't smoke, thanks.
12:05I'm just going to help Mum play the things the way, Mario,
12:08and then I'll power him nose.
12:09Perhaps she'd like to go through and watch the telly.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Oh, why doesn't Mario come with me?
12:13What?
12:13Well, I'm just slipping down the road.
12:15You got a football paper.
12:16I thought he might want to stretch his legs.
12:18Yeah, all right.
12:18You never know.
12:19He might pop into the local, have a swift half.
12:22If you drink, Mario.
12:24Oh, well, you know, now and again.
12:26Oh, do you want to?
12:28Well, I don't mind.
12:29Well, all right, then, if you'll not be late.
12:31No, it won't be late.
12:33Are you all right, then?
12:33Right, see you later.
12:37Where are the boys going?
12:39Terry's taking Mario down the road.
12:41Oh, that's nicer, Terry.
12:43Aye.
12:44Is it, though?
12:44Two pints, George, please.
12:57Hey, hang on a minute.
12:58I just want to have a word for somebody.
12:59All right.
13:01Who are you working for, then?
13:03Am I a five?
13:06Oh, you're 008, are you?
13:09You don't want him to see me.
13:11Oh, what's the matter?
13:12You're just a mate.
13:13He doesn't know out.
13:14Well, you've got him here, I see.
13:16Just about, but he won't leave it alone for long.
13:18Oh, good, it's off, then.
13:19Now, I never said that.
13:20Now, go around to our place in about an hour.
13:22Well, how will I know whether it's off or off?
13:24Well, if it is, we'll be there, won't we?
13:27And if it isn't, it's up to you.
13:29Yeah, well, I still think it's a...
13:31Oh, don't worry, man.
13:32You'll be all right.
13:33I knew you wouldn't let me down.
13:34You'd better pop up home and get changed.
13:35Well, thanks very much.
13:36I was just enjoying a pint.
13:38You do this for me, mate,
13:39and I'll keep you and beer for a week.
13:41Oh, I still don't like it.
13:42Ah, you'll be all right.
13:43Hey, what was the score?
13:454-1.
13:46Ah, John.
13:47They won.
13:48Very changed.
13:49If they did, you want to stay away more often.
13:56I'll finish mine, so I've got them in again.
14:00Ready to fancy a game of darts?
14:02They won't stay in here in Corn.
14:18Look, are they not back yet?
14:20No, they're not.
14:21Look at the time.
14:21It's nearly 20 to 8.
14:23Mind the ash on the carpet, Audrey.
14:24You don't think there could have been an accident?
14:26Well, the only accident was Terry meeting Mario today,
14:28and I'm not so sure that was much of an accident either.
14:31Why didn't he go to the match?
14:32He never misses a game.
14:33Well, I don't suppose he won't.
14:35Oh, don't make excuses for him, Mother.
14:37It's our Terry I know it is.
14:38He's evil.
14:39He's always poking his nose in my affairs,
14:42and he makes no bones about not liking Mario.
14:44Well, he seemed all right at tea time.
14:46Oh, Mother.
14:47Maybe they met some of Terry's friends.
14:49Well, and if I know Terry and his mates
14:51will have chucked Mario in the canal binow.
14:53Oh, it makes you mad.
14:54That'll be them now.
14:55About time, too.
14:58Oh, hello, love.
14:59Hello, is Audrey in?
15:00Yes, she's in there.
15:01Go on through.
15:05And where the hell have you been?
15:09You?
15:10Well, you're not fine today.
15:12I'd go and look in one of the 500 pubs in this town.
15:14He's in one of them, and that's for sure.
15:16Terry?
15:17Well, of course, Terry.
15:19Were you supposed to meet him, eh?
15:20No.
15:20Because he'll not be back now.
15:22He wouldn't dare show his face.
15:23Oh, uh, is he with someone, then?
15:26He's with Mario.
15:28And he has been since ten to six.
15:30Oh.
15:30They must be enjoying themselves.
15:32Oh, he will be your mate.
15:33It's all a big laugh for him.
15:35How do you mean?
15:36Well, it's great, isn't it,
15:37getting Mario down to the pub and keeping him there.
15:40It's just like our Terry, that is.
15:41Look, but they've been gone two hours now.
15:43So?
15:44Well, you can't force a bloke to drink with you,
15:46not for two hours.
15:47Oh, don't worry.
15:48Mario will get a piece of me mind and all.
15:50Well, what will you do now, then?
15:53Oh, I don't know.
15:55Go to bed, I suppose.
15:57A cigarette, Audrey?
15:59No, thanks.
15:59I've just popped one out.
16:06Why don't you come out with me?
16:10You up, Bob.
16:11Why don't you come out with me?
16:14No, it's all right, love.
16:15I'll be all right.
16:16I'd like you to come.
16:17No, no, you don't have to feel sorry for me.
16:19Still, it was very sweet of you to ask.
16:21It's not that at all.
16:22I'm not feeling sorry for you.
16:24I've wanted to ask you out for a long time now.
16:27I've wanted to ask you out.
16:29Are you serious, Bob?
16:31Yeah, of course I am.
16:32Are you coming, then?
16:33Yeah, I never thought.
16:34I've known you such a long time.
16:36I don't see what that's got to do with it.
16:37I thought we could go round to the Wellington.
16:39I mean, you never said all the time I've known you.
16:40Have a few drinks there before the party.
16:42It's all so sudden.
16:42What party?
16:45Oh, well, you see, there's a party at Jenny Shepard's tonight.
16:48They'll all be drinking in the Wellington first.
16:50All the old crowd you used to knock around with.
16:52I thought we could go along there for a few drinks and then go along to the party.
16:56You'll know everybody there.
16:59And who told you about the party then, Bob?
17:01Oh, Terry did.
17:02I met him this morning.
17:04He met Jenny this morning, too.
17:05Terry told you, did he?
17:06Yeah, well, I thought we could go along there, have a few drinks and then get on off to the party.
17:11I mean, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself.
17:13Oh, I'm sure I would.
17:16Actually, I'd, uh, I'd love to come.
17:19You would?
17:20Yes, but, uh, we don't have to be in a hurry, do we?
17:24Especially after what you've just been telling me.
17:27I think you should come and sit down with me for a minute.
17:30Oh, well, I...
17:30Come on.
17:31When did you first start to notice me then, Bob?
17:36As a woman, I mean.
17:37Oh, well, I'm not sure.
17:39No?
17:40When was it?
17:42Was it when we were still at school together?
17:44Yes, that's when it was.
17:46When you used to watch us playing netball through the railings.
17:50Yes, that's right.
17:52Um, that's...
17:53When it happened?
17:54Yes.
17:55Oh, Bob.
17:56And you've kept it bottled up inside you ever since.
17:59Yes.
18:00But then, you were always so shy, weren't you?
18:04Well, yes.
18:06Look at me.
18:08Come on.
18:09Look at me, Bob.
18:10And so tonight, you thought you just had to tell me?
18:14Yes.
18:15Do you know something?
18:17What?
18:19You're a bloody liar, Bob.
18:22Oh, me?
18:23Yes, you.
18:24And you're not much of an actor either.
18:26Come on.
18:26But, Audrey, you've got...
18:27You wasted in time.
18:28You're going to play a little part for me now.
18:29But where are we going?
18:30You tell me.
18:31Come on, get your coat on.
18:33Do you know, I think you're worse than that, Terry.
18:35Come on.
18:36Where are they?
18:37I don't know where they are, Audrey.
18:39Honestly, I don't...
18:39You'd better tell me, Bob Ferris.
18:41Otherwise, I shall rip me dress and scream.
18:44They're in the black horse.
18:48That's it.
18:49Double top.
18:50Lovely, are they?
18:52By the cringe.
18:54That's 11-4.
18:55You've beat me.
18:56Hey, you're a canny player, man.
18:57Too much, George.
18:58You're not getting him in again, are you?
19:00Oh, don't you want another one?
19:01Well, I'm not complaining.
19:03It's not a bad drop you get down there, eh?
19:05Well kept and all.
19:06Yeah.
19:06Hey, uh...
19:07Cheers.
19:08Cheers.
19:08Um, look, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
19:11I mean, no offence, are you?
19:12Aye.
19:13But, uh...
19:14Is your name really Mario?
19:16No, of course it is.
19:18Ah, I didn't think it was.
19:21What is it, then?
19:23Luigi.
19:25Honest?
19:26No, of course not.
19:27Hey, Luigi.
19:30All the best, then, Ern.
19:33All the best, too.
19:35See, I couldn't use a name like Ern, you know, could I?
19:38Not as a lady's hairdresser.
19:39Oh, no, I suppose you couldn't.
19:41Hey, hey, what's it like, though, as a job?
19:43I mean, do you enjoy it?
19:44It's all right.
19:45It's a great place to meet the women.
19:47Hey, I never thought about that.
19:49Too right.
19:50Hey, uh...
19:51Do any of them, uh...
19:53Oh, I have some of them.
19:54Yeah, all right.
19:56Tell me all the troubles and all.
19:58Father, confess it.
19:59Aye.
20:00And get their heads up at the basins.
20:01They pour their hearts out.
20:02Yeah, I never thought of it that way.
20:05Yeah, well, uh...
20:06I suppose you'd better be getting back to our Audrey.
20:09Yeah, I suppose I should.
20:12But she's a great girl, is Audrey.
20:14She's good, wouldn't you?
20:15No, she's a good kid.
20:16I mean, I'm always fighting with her and all that,
20:18but she's all right.
20:19Mind you, I'm glad she's knocking around with you.
20:23Ah, she's a great girl.
20:24Ah, yes.
20:25Well, let's not keep her waiting, then.
20:28No.
20:29Let's have one more game, eh?
20:34A decider.
20:35Good lad.
20:36Mugs away.
20:37Shall we play 3-0-1 or 2-0-1 this time?
20:395-0-1.
20:41Good lad.
20:43Hold your fire, Robbie Nudd.
20:45I want you to get past.
20:47Come on, Bob, you might as well have a drink here
20:49before we go on to the other place.
20:50Hello, Audrey.
20:51We were just having a game of darms.
20:53Must have been a long game.
20:55Couldn't you get a double?
20:55Oh, what would you like to drink, Audrey?
20:58Oh, gin and a bit of lemon, love, dear.
20:59We were just leaving.
21:00I just...
21:01All right, sir.
21:02Bob's taking me to a party, aren't you, love?
21:04You can't go out with Bob.
21:05No, it's just...
21:06Why ever not?
21:07Do you know him?
21:07Is he a mate of yours?
21:08No, he's my mate.
21:10You can't do that.
21:11He was nice enough to ask me.
21:12Oh, punch his head in.
21:13Now, hang on a minute, Ernie.
21:15Ernie?
21:16Look, you don't want to go out with Bob.
21:18Oh, yes, I do.
21:20I've always fancied Bob.
21:21And it's mutual, isn't it, love?
21:23You can't fancy him.
21:25It's unhealthy.
21:26He doesn't really like me.
21:27He's got a funny way of showing it.
21:28What about Ernie?
21:29He's taking you out tonight.
21:30He was, you mean.
21:31Who's Ernie?
21:32Oh, shut your face.
21:33Look, love, I'm sorry.
21:34I really am.
21:35And so you ought to be.
21:36Don't you want me to take her to the party?
21:38No, you're not.
21:39Ernie's taking her.
21:40You kept me waiting two hours.
21:41I know.
21:42Well, what about Mario?
21:43What about Mario?
21:44Nothing.
21:45Now, wait a minute.
21:45Wait a minute.
21:46Look, look, look.
21:47It's all my fault, Audrey.
21:49I'm sorry.
21:49I'm admitting that it's all.
21:50It's got nothing to do with you.
21:52Come on, Bob.
21:53Let's go.
21:54Now, wait a minute.
21:56Look, look, you don't understand.
21:57He's a good bloke, Mario.
21:59I like him.
22:00I liked it better when you didn't.
22:02Oh, Lord, love.
22:03Very.
22:03Well, what about Ernie?
22:04What about Ernie?
22:06Nothing.
22:07He had a trial.
22:08He's had a trial for all Kingston Rovers.
22:10Who are?
22:11I have.
22:12Now, look, love.
22:12I'm sorry.
22:13I wouldn't do anything to upset you.
22:15Well, at least you admit it.
22:16That's one thing.
22:17He can take his beard and all.
22:20Ernie?
22:20Yes.
22:21Can he?
22:22Oh, really?
22:22I'd do nothing to upset you, love.
22:24Well, you did.
22:25He beat me 11-4 at darts.
22:27Did he?
22:28He's a good lad, Mario.
22:30Mario?
22:31Come on, love.
22:32Let's go.
22:33We'll talk about it in the car.
22:34Well, all right, then.
22:35Go and get me ham, Dad.
22:36Aye, that's right.
22:38You go off and have a good time.
22:39And don't think you've heard the last of this, Terry Collier.
22:41Oh, you've got very...
22:42Don't worry, Audrey.
22:43Let's go.
22:44Turn out, well, Luigi.
22:50Well, are you satisfied?
22:52How do you mean it all turned out for the best?
22:54The best do for, man.
22:55Not for me.
22:56You don't know what I've been through tonight.
22:58And then I come down here and I find you and him blood brothers, whoever he is.
23:02Well, I was, I don't know.
23:05She'll never speak to me again.
23:07Not now.
23:08What the hell are you doing?
23:10Must be the perfume she had on.
23:12Oh, yeah.
23:13It's very nice.
23:15Do you know, I've never really thought about it before, but it's like you said.
23:19She is a very attractive girl.
23:22Oh, aye.
23:22Yes.
23:23And she has got lovely legs, Audrey.
23:25And she's always so smart, her hair and her clothes and that.
23:28And she's got a grand figure.
23:30You know, I really do.
23:34I really do fancy Audrey.
23:36You know, I...
23:37What's the matter with you?
23:39You just watch it, Ferris.
23:41That's my sister.
23:43Bang your head in.
23:45Come on.
23:55You know, I really do.
23:56You know, I really do.
23:56You know, I really do.
23:57You know, I really do.
23:58You know, I really do.
23:58You know, I really do.
23:59You know, I really do.
24:00You know, I really do.
24:00You know, I really do.
24:00You know, I really do.
24:01You know, I really do.
24:01You know, I really do.
24:02You know, I really do.
24:03You know, I really do.
24:04You know, I really do.
24:05You know, I really do.
24:06You know, I really do.
24:07You know, I really do.
24:08You know, I really do.
24:09You know, I really do.
24:10You know, I really do.
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