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First broadcast 16th December 1964.
Geordie mates Bob Ferris and Terry Collier return from a Spanish holiday where Bob was smitten by French girl Louise though he never got to speak to her.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Bartlett Mullins - Mr. Clough
Don McKillop - Jack (as Donald McKillop)
Sheila Fearn - Audrey Collier
Olive Milbourne - Mrs. Collier
Christine Collins - Louise Rogers
Bettine Le Beau - Colette (as Bettine leBeau)
Joan Pickering - The Tea Lady
Geordie mates Bob Ferris and Terry Collier return from a Spanish holiday where Bob was smitten by French girl Louise though he never got to speak to her.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Bartlett Mullins - Mr. Clough
Don McKillop - Jack (as Donald McKillop)
Sheila Fearn - Audrey Collier
Olive Milbourne - Mrs. Collier
Christine Collins - Louise Rogers
Bettine Le Beau - Colette (as Bettine leBeau)
Joan Pickering - The Tea Lady
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00:00.
00:30Two teas, love. One with, one without.
00:47Super's on the table.
00:48Steady on, love. Some of that's gone into the cups.
00:52Is that the lot, then?
00:54What have you got to eat?
00:55Everything that's there.
00:56Oh, there's all this to choose from, is there?
00:58Eee, you're starting to make your mind up, isn't it, Bob?
01:01I think I'll have the key to box 13, love.
01:04One individual fruit pie.
01:06Oh, just my luck. I was after the cocktail cabinet with the built-in barmaid.
01:10I'll have cheese and biscuits.
01:12Right, that's two and six, three and nine.
01:15You don't take traveller's checks, do you?
01:17Eee, it's a bit different from where we've come from, isn't it?
01:20Don't take any chances, do they? Untouched by human hand.
01:24Poor Bob Five.
01:26That's right, we've got an ape in the kitchen.
01:28Oh, I don't think it's sharp.
01:32Eee, you can tell you're back.
01:35Same old weather, same smiling faces, same plastic cheese.
01:41Same old jokes and all.
01:43By the time I've unwrapped all this, I'll have lost me appetite.
01:46Eee, I wouldn't have minded a swift heart.
01:48There's one thing about being back, we'll get a decent drop of beer tonight.
01:51Yeah, well, we can't afford a beer.
01:53Not unless the pubs take pesetas.
01:56We'll have to do overtime this week.
01:58Aye.
01:58Hey, look at the time.
02:00Old Darby'll just be doing his rounds.
02:02He'll be doing his nut when he sees we're still not back.
02:05He'll want a cheater, you know.
02:06Well, look, we're only two days late, if you ask me.
02:08That rotten plane was even older than the air hostess, and that's saying something.
02:11Well, we should have known there was a catch in that price.
02:16Aye, fly vulture airways and live dangerously.
02:20I wouldn't have minded being grounded for two days, if only we'd still had some money left.
02:24Aye, looked all right, that place, perpignan.
02:29I wonder what she's doing at this minute.
02:31Oh, not again, mate.
02:34No, she was lovely, that Louise.
02:36They were all lovely, mate. I've never seen so much talent in all me life.
02:39I'm definitely going back for her next year.
02:41Just there for the asking. Talent.
02:43Well, at least I've been somewhere now.
02:46Abroad.
02:47Not just in England.
02:48I've seen how other people live.
02:50Eating their food.
02:52Well.
02:54I mean, everything was so different.
02:57It wasn't just a holiday, it was more than that.
02:59It was a new way of life.
03:01Beat the hell out of Scarborough.
03:04You what? You don't know. You've been abroad.
03:06What do you mean?
03:07Did you eat Spanish food?
03:09You had roast beef and two veg.
03:11Did you drink the wine?
03:13Only when you couldn't get bottled British beer.
03:16And what about all those luscious foreign girls?
03:19French, Italians, Germans, the lot.
03:22And you spent two weeks chasing a senorita from Barrow-in-Furnace.
03:26You was all right, Rita.
03:28Yeah, but Barrow-in-Furnace, I ask you.
03:31And here I went out with plenty of women.
03:33Every one an English subject.
03:35You could tell them a mile off.
03:38English girls abroad.
03:40With appealing shoulders and flowery dresses.
03:43Like wallpaper on the march.
03:45Oh, Bob the international playboy.
03:48And what about the piece you went out with the first week?
03:51Oh, she was foreign, all right.
03:52I'll give you that.
03:53All the way from Motherwell.
03:56Yeah, well, you know what I'm getting at.
03:58Look, mate.
03:59By the time you've chatted up one foreign bird,
04:01you could have had about three English ones.
04:04Well, you hardly know you've been abroad.
04:06Oh, no, all right, mate.
04:07Don't you worry.
04:09She'd never have done in Barrow-in-Furnace
04:10what she did in Tossadal, ma'am.
04:14E, that's all you think about.
04:17You are crude.
04:18Oh, come on, Bob.
04:19You had a good time with English ones yourself.
04:21And all right, that French bitch, she was fabulous.
04:23She was lovely.
04:24She was great, I give you that.
04:26Stop crying in your tea and sup up.
04:28The train's leaving in a few minutes.
04:33Where'd you get that tan, the seaside?
04:35The seaside, madam?
04:37Did you hear that, Robert?
04:39We've been on the continent.
04:41Oh, I see.
04:42We always do this time of the year.
04:44Seaside?
04:45What don't you think we are?
04:46Working class?
04:56Hey, the lads are back.
05:01Aye, they're back.
05:03And if Darby's off his shelf, I wouldn't be in virtue's.
05:06You heard what happened to them, did you?
05:07They got grounded at, um, some French place.
05:11Ah, that's what they say.
05:13The brown line?
05:14Aye.
05:15They'll be pale when Darby gets finished with them.
05:17Oh, no!
05:18Whee!
05:18It's Earl Clough.
05:19What happened?
05:20How do you, Jack?
05:21Is it all right?
05:21Of course it's all right.
05:22Everything is under control.
05:24Hey, didn't he bawl you out?
05:25There was no unpleasantness, Mr Clough.
05:27What did he say, then?
05:28He was all ears.
05:28He reckons I'm going there himself next year.
05:30Hey, half the works has been the Costa Brava this year.
05:33Half England's there now.
05:35Like that, were it?
05:35Well, some of the waiters were Spanish.
05:38Hey, er, have any trouble with the language barrier?
05:41Language barrier?
05:42Had a bit of bother with understanding that from Brummies, didn't we, Bob?
05:45Oh, well, you've got a lovely tan.
05:48Oh, that's now Clough you should have seen us before we went.
05:50Here you are.
05:51Brought these back for you.
05:52Hey, what's this?
05:53That's very kind of you, lads.
05:54Brandy.
05:55Hey, you shouldn't have, lad.
05:56Oh, trying to give them up?
05:57Well, I'm not trying to give this up.
05:59I think I'll put it away for a rainy day.
06:01It's raining now, Cloughy.
06:03Rainy.
06:03Is it?
06:04Hey, well, in that case, I think I'd best try a little drop.
06:07Hey, watch it, Cloughy.
06:08It's fire water, that, you know.
06:10Salute.
06:11You what?
06:12Salute, Cloughy.
06:13It means cheers.
06:14Oh, aye.
06:15Cheers.
06:17Eww.
06:18That's strong.
06:20All right, over here.
06:21Yeah, get it down, yeah.
06:22Ten half cheap over there, you know, Licky.
06:23You can get mortal for half a dollar.
06:25I think I'll call myself next year.
06:27Come on, Benny, you better tell us all about it.
06:29Ta.
06:29Get it over with.
06:30It was champion, Jack.
06:32Great.
06:32It's a new way of life, you know.
06:34I'm definitely going back there next year.
06:36Oh, here he goes.
06:37He's in love, you see, with his French piece.
06:40French, eh?
06:40French, was he?
06:41What was she like?
06:42Oh, man, she was stacked.
06:43I'll give you that.
06:44Dark hair, lovely tan.
06:46Still, he always gets like this.
06:48I knew a French girl once.
06:50You knew she was French as soon as you looked at her.
06:53Yes, you did.
06:54Now, what was her name?
06:55Oh, shut up, Cluffy.
06:56You know, they've definitely got something, them French people.
06:59A certain, er, style.
07:01The way they dress.
07:03The way they move.
07:05Oh, they know how to live.
07:06There's no doubt about that.
07:07Oh, kiddin'.
07:09And do you know something?
07:10He never even got to speak to her.
07:12Ha, ha, ha.
07:14Well, that's no good if he never even got to speak to her.
07:16Well, I never got the chance.
07:17He was always surrounded by a bunch of rotten frogs.
07:20Now, you tried the last night, didn't you, Bob?
07:22Here.
07:23Give us a drink, Cluffy, and I'll tell you all about it.
07:25Are you sitting comfortably?
07:30Yeah, I am, that.
07:31Then I'll begin.
07:32No, no, Bob, you tried the last night.
07:34Mind you talk about Dutch courage.
07:36It was our last night, you see.
07:38He was paralytic.
07:39We've been drinking since about six o'clock.
07:41Hey, what were you drinking?
07:42Everything, Cluffy.
07:43Rum, that stuff.
07:44Brandy's only six-pot bottle, you know, out there.
07:46Anyhow, we couldn't get nearer on the beach.
07:49And at night, she was always out with this big swede.
07:52So Bob, all tanked up like, says,
07:54let's go round to her hotel.
07:55Yeah, well, you'd had quite a bit to drink yourself, remember?
07:58Oh, aye, but at least I could still talk.
08:00Anyway, we get round to her hotel.
08:02And we see this port, you know, at the reception.
08:04And we describe her, and he says,
08:05oh, yes, he knows her.
08:07Her name's Louise Robey or something.
08:09Robey.
08:10Aye, that was it.
08:11But anyway, she wasn't in.
08:14And Bob gets all upset.
08:15He's terribly miserable.
08:16He says, oh, I start telling this port he'll never see her again
08:19because she's going to England the next day.
08:22Yee, you were well away, mate.
08:24Yeah, I was poorly the next morning.
08:26I remember that.
08:27You didn't get to see her then, eh?
08:29No, no, wait a minute.
08:30This porter tells me that she's going to England herself.
08:34So, of course, Bob gets all excited.
08:35She says, I must give me a drash.
08:37I insist on giving me a drash.
08:40Because he hadn't got his pen, so I thought he would follow him.
08:43But the only thing was, hey, I didn't tell you this.
08:46What?
08:46Well, after all that.
08:50What?
08:51I gave the porter my address to give to her.
08:55I thought it were your name, Bob.
08:56No, you didn't, did you?
08:57I did.
08:58I couldn't resist it, man.
08:58You'll not trust him next time, Bob.
09:00That's one thing.
09:00You're wrong, yeah.
09:01Oh, get away.
09:02Now it's going to come of it.
09:03Yeah, just as well for your sake.
09:05Well, of course it won't.
09:06Well, come on, man.
09:07Let's get some work done.
09:09All right, will she, Bob?
09:10She was a honey.
09:11Oh, well, you get over it.
09:12Yvette, that was her name.
09:15You what?
09:16This French girl.
09:17Her name were Yvette.
09:19Eh, she were ugly.
09:22You've been very quiet, Cloughy.
09:25Quiet?
09:25No wonder.
09:27Look at this.
09:28Have you seen my scarf, ma'am?
09:46Oh, Terry must have had it for summer.
09:51Is that you, Terry?
09:53It's me, all right.
09:54I've, er, I've brought Senor Ferris home to tea.
10:00You know, the famous matador.
10:01He looks just like Bob.
10:02He's over here for the winter.
10:04Yes, that's right.
10:05I'm recuperating.
10:06He got badly gawed, you know.
10:07Oh, does it hurt?
10:08Hurt only when I cough.
10:10Oh, you love, anyway, you've got a smashing tan there.
10:13Did you have a great time?
10:14Is there no tea?
10:15Oh, it was fabulous, Lord Grace.
10:18How about you?
10:19How's the hairdressing game?
10:20Oh, just the same.
10:20Look, is there no tea?
10:22Oh, Terry, just put the kettle on.
10:23There's some tea in the pot.
10:25And have you seen my scarf?
10:27Yeah, I use her to keep me curlers in.
10:29Eee, look at this.
10:31How pity the bloke she marries.
10:34Gee, what do you want your tea, mate?
10:35Sugar milk or a hair lacquer?
10:37Oh, I was in a hurry.
10:39Oh, got a date up.
10:40Who's the lucky fella?
10:41One of the boys from the salon.
10:43From the what?
10:44The salon.
10:45Well, is he a cowboy?
10:46He's from work, stupid.
10:49You're not going out with a hairdresser.
10:51I see, as soon as me back's turned.
10:54What's his name, then?
10:55Mario.
10:56Oh.
10:59Italian, eh?
11:00No, what gave me that idea?
11:01He's from all.
11:04It's not serious, is it?
11:06I don't want to hairdresser from all called Mario as a brother-in-law.
11:09Oh, don't worry.
11:11I was our Terry on holiday, then, Bob.
11:13Anything serious with him?
11:14Serious?
11:15He's a hit-and-run case with women.
11:17There was one, mind.
11:19English, of course, is a real patria, our Terry.
11:22Yeah, I...
11:23Who's this one, then?
11:25Rita.
11:27Randy Rita.
11:29From Barrowing Birds.
11:31Oh, lay off, will you?
11:32Role Britannia.
11:33Oh, fan off with him, just because I don't go out with foreign birds.
11:36Well, you seem to have had your fair share.
11:39Who's this other one?
11:41What other one?
11:42Who's this?
11:43The one that sent the postcard.
11:44Well, it wasn't Rita, I'm sure of that.
11:46What postcard?
11:47Haven't you seen it?
11:48It's here somewhere.
11:49It says, Al, she met you in Spain, and he had a London postmark.
11:53Oh, you've read it anyway.
11:54Oh, and where it's from?
11:55Yeah, I'd like to know.
11:56It was addressed to me.
11:57Here it is.
11:59Louise.
12:00Does that ring a bell?
12:04Ooh, ding dong.
12:06Well, it's none of my business, I'm sure.
12:09I'm off out anyway.
12:10Tell her mum I'll not be late, Terry.
12:15It's all well.
12:18And I'm glad nothing serious happened anyway.
12:23Oh, no.
12:25Nothing will come of it.
12:26Isn't that what you said?
12:27Nothing will come of it?
12:28Well, I was hard to know.
12:30What does it take of that?
12:31Dear Terry, I was very pleased to get your message.
12:37I am also sorry we did not meet on the beach.
12:40I am in London now, staying with a friend.
12:43But tomorrow I shall be at this address.
12:4523, Hollybush Road.
12:50No.
12:51Is it near, she says?
12:55Is it near, darling?
12:56It's only 30 miles away.
12:58Hope to see you then, love, Louise.
13:02Well, that's fantastic.
13:04Isn't that funny?
13:08Hilarious.
13:09Oh, would you believe it?
13:11Eh?
13:12Love, mind.
13:13Love.
13:14Not yours faithfully.
13:16Oh, I'm sorry, Bob.
13:22I had no idea.
13:27No, I mean, if I'd known, kid.
13:31Ha, ha, bloody ha.
13:36No, but seriously, Bob.
13:40I'm sorry, Bob.
13:41Oh, yes, I can see you are.
13:44Have a cup of tea.
13:46Just let me know when you're finished, eh?
13:48When the joke's over.
13:50It's nice to see you enjoying yourself.
13:52Oh, come on, Bob.
13:53It's your own fault.
13:54You left it far too late trying to get to know her.
13:57Yeah, well, it wasn't late enough for you, though, was it?
13:59All's fair in love and war, mate.
14:01Now, where's the writing paper?
14:03Well, boy, you're not going to write to her.
14:05Write to her?
14:05I'm asking her over here.
14:06I'm not missing this.
14:08When will the lads see her on Saturday night?
14:09Are you rotten, Steve?
14:11No, no, Bob.
14:12Who's been getting at me ever since we came back from Spain about going out with foreign birds?
14:18Well, you were quite right, Robert.
14:20I shall forthwith make amends.
14:22Now, where's the paper?
14:24You can ask her across here.
14:25Too true I am.
14:29Ah, look, mate.
14:31I know that if she came across here to see me, you'd be upset.
14:35Of course, I know how you feel about her.
14:37So I'll tell you what I'll do.
14:39I'll ask her to bring a friend.
14:41A nice little English taggy.
14:43You like English girls, don't you, Bob?
14:45Get stuffed.
14:47Oh, you've gone already, Bob.
14:49I was hoping you might post this on your way back.
14:51Don't push it, Collier.
14:52Of course not, Bob.
14:54Hey, Bob.
14:56How do you spell Cherie?
14:57Cherie?
15:12Voulez-vous ma compagne aux danses ce soir?
15:19Darling.
15:20Voulez-vous en...
15:24Oh, what is it?
15:26Glass, glass, glass, glass.
15:28Ver, ver.
15:30En ver de vin.
15:31Oh, that's not...
15:33Van, van, that's it.
15:35Voulez-vous en ver de van.
15:38Hey, wait a minute.
15:38There won't have any van at the Roxy.
15:40Beer.
15:41Beer.
15:41There you are, dear.
15:43What's the French for beer?
15:44Oh, how do I know?
15:45I don't drink beer.
15:46Hey, come here a minute.
15:47Listen to this.
15:49Ven-a-vous, ici, sous-vain.
15:52Oh, what's that mean?
15:53Do you come here often?
15:54Oh, no, dear.
15:55Terry, get off.
15:56Watch me nails.
15:57Not bad, eh?
15:59Here, what's this, then?
16:00Intermediate French?
16:04Terence Collier, form 4B.
16:06Right, lad, him.
16:08What's this, eh?
16:09Terry loves Valerie Munch.
16:11Yeah, I remember her.
16:13She was all right, Valerie.
16:14She's got three kids now.
16:15That figures.
16:18What do you want to learn to speak French for?
16:21I mean, a postcard was in English.
16:22Yeah, I know, sir.
16:23It was a letter, the one she wrote back.
16:24But you can't rely on that, can you?
16:26I mean, for all we know,
16:26she might have got somebody to write it for her.
16:28Oh, and where's Bob in this?
16:30Don't ask me.
16:31He's hardly spoken to me for the last two days.
16:33And I mean, I told him she's bringing a French.
16:35She said so in the letter.
16:36And what's Bob say to that?
16:38I can't tell you.
16:39Even you blush.
16:41Oh, she told me earlier, Terry,
16:43that she was asking her back.
16:44Just look at this place.
16:45Put those shoe things away, love.
16:47And I don't know what to feed her on.
16:49Oh, don't worry, ma'am.
16:50And don't bother with that.
16:51We won't be in here anyway.
16:52Oh, the front room, is it?
16:54With serviettes?
16:56Will you not get our dad in there?
16:58You're Mrs. Doctor Who.
16:59Oh, that's another thing.
17:01He'll be back from match wanting his tea.
17:04Oh, what do French girls eat, Audrey?
17:07Frog butties.
17:10Now, understand.
17:12Oh, give me a moment while I put these into the scullery.
17:15Every little breeze seems to whisper...
17:20Hello, Bob.
17:21You can bring the washing back, ma'am.
17:22It's only Bob.
17:27Bonjour, kidder.
17:29Huh.
17:30And you're set up for tonight, then, Bob.
17:33He thought you might come back.
17:34Ah, good lad.
17:35You never know.
17:36She might be all right, her, mate.
17:37Hey, we'd better be getting down to the station quick and all.
17:39Yeah, well, just don't get the wrong idea.
17:42I've been thinking.
17:43Oh, I?
17:44For all we know, Louise might think it's me that's Terry.
17:48After all, she saw us both together on the beach.
17:51And even if she doesn't, we'll just see who she fancies, mate.
17:54All's fair.
17:55You said so yourself.
17:56I'm not being palmed off with her spotty friend.
17:59Good for you, Bob.
18:00Anyway, if that's the way you want it, you're on.
18:02But I warn you, I've come prepared.
18:05Listen to this.
18:07Voulez-vous ma compagne au danse ce soir?
18:11Danse.
18:12What?
18:14Voulez-vous ma compagne au danse ce soir?
18:17Oh, were you in form 4B and all them, Bob?
18:22No, 4A.
18:26What's this?
18:29Intermediate French?
18:30You're going to need more than that, mate.
18:34Eh, Valerie Monk.
18:38That takes you back.
18:39She was a right old boot.
18:43I was wondering if I am salad.
18:45Oh, well, oh, Bob.
18:46Oh, no.
18:46Do you think that'll be all right?
18:48Anything you like.
18:49What did you eat when you were away, Bob?
18:51Well, he used to eat steak pie and chips.
18:54But I had paella.
18:56What sort of pie?
18:58No, it's a sort of rice dish with everything choked in together.
19:02Mostly fish, though.
19:03Oh, I couldn't manage anything like that.
19:05Oh, well, that's Spanish in any case, not French.
19:07It's all the same.
19:08It's all grease and garlic.
19:09I'm salad will do fine, Bob.
19:11Well, only if you're sure.
19:13Well, that's what I'll do, then.
19:15Yeah.
19:15Well, I must say, I'm dying to meet this Mademoiselle Roger.
19:19She must be something the build-up he's given her.
19:21Oh, it's all around the factory.
19:23It's all around the town.
19:24Your dad heard about it last night at the club.
19:28Anyway, we'll just see about him and his French girl.
19:31Yeah, well, we'd better get down there quick.
19:32We're late, you know.
19:33The train's due in about ten minutes.
19:35Eh, you're lovely.
19:37Well, all I can say is, may the best man win.
19:40Come on, then.
19:45Oh, dance.
19:47Dance, you dunce.
20:10Look at that.
20:29Oh, that's her, all right.
20:33Hey, get that.
20:33It's me she's waving at, you see?
20:36Oh, I can't wait to see her faces tonight.
20:38I mean, they know she's French, but they don't know how French.
20:40I wonder where a mate is.
20:42Yeah, well, it doesn't worry me in any case.
20:44Well, who are things, mate?
20:45Pay him for two platform tickets, will you?
20:53Bonjour, Louise.
20:54Comment allez-vous, eh?
20:56Um, welcome.
21:00Um, uh, I not speak French very well.
21:05Do you speak, uh, English?
21:07Well, I sure do, shouldn't I?
21:10You know, what's up with him, then?
21:12You didn't think I was French, then, did you?
21:17Oh, no, um, uh, I mean, um, well, uh, yes, he did, as a matter of fact.
21:25Who told you that?
21:26Well, we just assume, like, I mean your name.
21:29My name?
21:31Oh, well, Louise, I suppose so, yes, but, um, not Rogers.
21:36Oh, Rogers, is it?
21:39Well, uh, you know how it is.
21:41Um, we're very pleased to meet you, aren't we, Terry?
21:45No, I can't wait to see their faces tonight.
21:49Yes, well, uh, it was the porter, we weren't sure, you see.
21:53I'm Welsh, as a matter of fact.
21:55Yes, I thought you might be.
21:57I'm Bob.
21:58Hello, Bob.
21:59Hello, Terry.
22:00It's so nice to meet you properly.
22:02You're my friends with me.
22:03She's just up the platform.
22:04I'm so glad you could come, you know, because Terry's been looking forward to this all week.
22:08Well, I'm glad, too.
22:09I was just saying about my friends.
22:10Yeah, well, I'm afraid there's not much to do round here, you know.
22:13It's not like Spain, eh?
22:14Still, uh, me mum's expecting me for tea, and I thought we might go to the pictures a bit later on.
22:18You what?
22:19Oh, no, you must take Louise to the Roxy.
22:22I mean, everybody's waiting to meet her.
22:24It's a dance, you see.
22:25Oh, I shouldn't think she'd want to go to the Rock and Roxy.
22:28Oh, I love dancing, smashing.
22:31Hey, tell you a funny thing.
22:32My friend...
22:34You look, I tell you what, I'll go and fetch her.
22:36Won't be a moment.
22:38Well, the best man won, mate.
22:44Shove off.
22:46What's the matter?
22:47She's a very attractive girl.
22:49Is it the language problem you're worried about?
22:52Shove off.
22:53Of course, your Welsh can't be as bad as your French, anyhow.
22:56And don't worry, I'll be with you.
22:58Oh, you're coming now, are you?
23:00You bet.
23:00Whatever a friend's like, I wouldn't miss this for worlds.
23:03What do you have to say that about that dance floor?
23:05I'm going to look a right knit.
23:06There they are, expecting a French bird, and I'll turn up with a rotten druid.
23:12Well, she's stacked, man.
23:15Hey.
23:16Her friend's not bad either.
23:18I'm beginning to look forward to this evening.
23:22There's something about the French.
23:24You can tell them a mile off.
23:26Oh, don't let it get you down, Terrence.
23:29Hey, I wish we'd known sooner.
23:31Could have told your mother Welsh rare bit.
23:34Bob, Terry, I'd like you to meet my friend.
23:37How do you do?
23:38How are you?
23:38I can't get over it.
23:40What?
23:42You'll never believe it.
23:43What's so funny?
23:44Well, it's what I was trying to tell you.
23:46Her name's Colette, you see.
23:49She is French.
23:50I am very pleased to meet you, Bob.
23:55Terry?
23:56So am I.
24:00It's Colette I'm staying with.
24:02We met on holiday.
24:03She's au pair, you see.
24:05A what?
24:06Au pair.
24:06Oh, lovely.
24:09We're going to a dance, Colette.
24:11The boys are taking us to a dance.
24:13Nice.
24:13Comment?
24:14She doesn't speak much English, does she?
24:16She doesn't need to.
24:19News alone?
24:20Au dance, Colette.
24:22Ah, vous parlez français?
24:24Un peu.
24:25Love.
24:26See?
24:31What's the French for lucky basket?
24:35What's the Welsh for get stuck in?
24:39But you look that's different on the beach than you do in the library.
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