Old Guy Using my Car Charger

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00:00What are ya?

00:02Hello?

00:04Hello?

00:06What are you doing?

00:08Um...

00:10Haven't you seen the advert?

00:12Electricity? Car?

00:14Boom!

00:16Bob's your uncle.

00:18Sorry?

00:20Using electricity.

00:22Okay.

00:24I was coming to see...

00:26You're... Okay.

00:28Mary, my friend. My best friend.

00:30You're using my charger?

00:32No, I'm using your electricity.

00:34Okay, but why?

00:36Because I needed it.

00:38Circle of life.

00:40I needed it. You had it.

00:42It was sitting there.

00:44Do you go to the shop and say,

00:46why are all these car spaces empty?

00:48No. You just drive right up, right?

00:50Okay, so...

00:52Empty. Not in use.

00:54Boom. Need.

00:56Filled.

00:57Okay, but that's my charger.

00:59Yeah.

01:03Thank you very much.

01:05You weren't using it.

01:07Excuse me, who are you?

01:09It's great.

01:13No, no. I said, who are you?

01:15Oh, who am I?

01:17Yeah.

01:18Bob. Bob's my uncle.

01:20Bob?

01:21Yeah, I came to see Mary.

01:23And my car...

01:24Mary?

01:25My car is...

01:27You see?

01:29So, as an emergency...

01:31I'm not going to say I'm going to do this every week,

01:33because I don't see Mary every week.

01:35But, you know.

01:37It's here.

01:38Not being used.

01:39There we go.

01:41Thank you very much.

01:42Yeah.

01:43Yeah.

01:44Hold a minute, yeah.

01:45But...

01:46I'm at work right now.

01:47Great.

01:48I'm not...

01:49Great.

01:50So, you're not using it, right?

01:51No, no.

01:52Yeah, but hold a minute.

01:53Like...

01:54Excuse me.

01:55Like, you're on my house.

01:56You're on my property.

01:57Well...

01:58It's kind of a right of way.

02:00You know?

02:01A right of way?

02:02No.

02:03You're on my drive.

02:04Yeah, well...

02:05You didn't buy the longer cord.

02:07You could have bought the longer cord.

02:09Excuse me?

02:11But, I'm so appreciative.

02:14Like I said, it's not going to happen every week.

02:16It's just...

02:17No, no.

02:18But hold me.

02:19But, like, why are you here?

02:20I'm visiting Mary.

02:22Remember?

02:23Hello?

02:24No, but, like, why are you buying my house?

02:26Because your cord wasn't long enough to go across the street.

02:29Mary's place is full.

02:31She's got company over there.

02:33She's chock-a-block.

02:35I'll tell you.

02:36She's the hostess with the mostess.

02:39You got the cord.

02:40No, no, no, no.

02:41Okay, okay.

02:42Forget about Mary, yeah?

02:43Forget about Mary.

02:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:45Why are you using my charger?

02:48Because it was here and not being used.

02:51Okay, and why are you on my drive?

02:54Because you didn't get the longer cord.

02:56Your fault.

02:58Yeah, but my charger's for my car.

03:01It's not for your car.

03:02Well, it's not being used.

03:05See the sunshine?

03:06Everybody's taking advantage of that, right?

03:08Nobody comes out and says, that's my sunshine.

03:10I want it.

03:11Yeah, but the sunshine is no one's.

03:14The sunshine is everyone's.

03:15Exactly.

03:16Like it's publicly out there.

03:18Exactly.

03:19My charger is not for the public.

03:21You've seen the advert.

03:22Electricity is everywhere.

03:24I'm just tapping into it.

03:26You see?

03:27You've got an oil well that's gushing out energy.

03:31No, no, no, no.

03:32But I don't have an oil well.

03:33I have an electric charger.

03:34Exactly.

03:35Because I don't need an oil well.

03:36I don't use oil.

03:37You see?

03:38But you do have a charger.

03:40And I do.

03:41It's flat.

03:43It's like a pain.

03:44Yeah, but how is that my problem?

03:46It's not your problem.

03:47Thank you very much.

03:48No.

03:49You helped my problem.

03:50Yeah, I know, but I'm saying now you're using my electricity.

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