00:00I don't know if you're aware, but there's been a very nasty strain of flu going around the neighbourhood, so
00:07I'm just going round the houses, I'm just going to take everybody's temperature, see what's going on, and then if
00:14anyone's got a temperature, if they can just stay in their house, and we can, you know, prevent any more
00:20spreading.
00:23Okay, and who's that in the background? Is it your security or something?
00:26No, no, no, this is Arnold, he's from the committee as well, his temperature's fine, as is mine, but if
00:38we could, and yes, I would just say.
00:43I will be responsible for quarantining you, if you are diseased, we will barricade your doors, so.
00:55Mate, you sound like you're diseased.
00:58Barricade's quite strong.
01:01When he says barricade, it's not barricade, well, just make sure you don't come out.
01:06Okay, I've got a bit of a cough, that's about it, but hold on a minute, yeah, there's...
01:10Oh, have you now, have you?
01:12Right, well, we have to examine you and take your temperature then, sir.
01:17Mate, this isn't COVID, we're in 2026, it doesn't really matter, does it?
01:21But you know, things don't go away, just, um, it's a very nasty strain of, uh, flu.
01:27Did you jab this year? Because they don't cover all the strains, you know, they don't cover all the strains.
01:34You could have this strain.
01:36You could, it's entirely possible.
01:39Have you not seen what bird flu's been doing to a duck's?
01:43Bird flu, what if is that?
01:45What flu's doing to a pig's?
01:48So, this flu, gosh, we don't know what it might do to you.
01:54We don't, we don't, we don't.
01:56So, um, we've got to, you know, we're, well, we're funded.
02:02You, you, you must have seen the plague marks that we put on your neighbour's house.
02:07Okay, buddy, if I've got a flu or not, it doesn't matter, you're not going to be barricading my house,
02:12are you okay?
02:13It doesn't matter, it absolutely matters. It's absolutely, this is the, this is the thing that we're well about, isn't
02:19it?
02:19The, the sort of the, um...
02:20We, we can't have it spreading into the community.
02:24We cannot take that risk.
02:27No.
02:27We don't want that.
02:28So, what do you guys want me to do? Do you guys want me to open the door and then
02:31just cough at you guys?
02:33Oh, yes, yes, if you could open the door, we're, we're fine.
02:35Uh, we had our jabs, even though it might not be the same strength, but, um, but yes, we'll come
02:41in and, uh, just want to take your temperature.
02:43That's it, and then it will be in the house with you.
02:46You guys don't need to check my temperature.
02:48It's literally none of your concern.
02:50Oh, it's...
02:51Of course it's our concern.
02:53Why do you think we're here?
02:55Yes, we're very concerned.
02:57Mate, I don't know why you're here. You're a bit early for Christmas, aren't you?
03:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
03:10no, no, no, no.
03:10No, no, no, I meant because he looks like Santa Claus, that's why.
03:15That's very, it's not funny.
03:17Oh.
03:17Not very...
03:18Oh.
03:19Well, anyway.
03:20I don't think we're...
03:21No, no, no, you thought it was funny, didn't you? You laughed about it.
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