The New 3 Stooges S01E09 Hold That Line.ia

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00:00And another thing, Captain, they've knocked out our lines of communication.

00:17If we don't get a phone up there in a hurry, we're in big trouble.

00:20Do you read me, Captain?

00:22Son, it's taken me 30 years to become a general.

00:25Now, unless you remember that, you're in big trouble.

00:29Understand?

00:31Yes, sir, General.

00:32Hmm.

00:33Now, where can I find three screwballs nutty enough to volunteer for this dangerous mission?

00:39Yeah.

00:42Now, don't let that line get fouled up, you knuckleheads.

00:45And for Pete's sake, keep it quiet.

00:46If the enemy hears us, we'll get clobbered.

00:49Hello?

00:50This is Big Lou.

00:52I'm laying off 20 grand on Ida Red in the tight race in Santa Anita.

00:56If she loses, you're in trouble.

00:59What the heck's wrong with this phone?

01:01We ought to let General Lusis know where we are.

01:04Yeah, maybe he can send us some help.

01:06Good idea.

01:07Hello?

01:08Hello?

01:09What number were you calling?

01:11Operator, I want General Nusin.

01:13One moment, please.

01:22General Nusin, we got a problem.

01:24That's right, sir.

01:27You'd better get some help to us right away.

01:29We're getting clobbered.

01:32Oh, I know it's a big request, sir.

01:35But get a hold of yourself.

01:37This is ridiculous.

01:44They got our range again.

01:47Who didn't go over the time like this?

01:50Careful now.

01:52We're almost there.

01:54Hello?

01:57Who?

01:58One moment.

02:00It's for you.

02:02Hello?

02:03Oh, hello, Mama.

02:04Yes, Mama.

02:05We're all right.

02:06Yes, Mama.

02:08I'll tell them.

02:09Goodbye, Mama.

02:11That was Mama.

02:12She says be nice, boys, and don't fight.

02:15Mothers are like that.

02:16Excuse us, sir.

02:22We're looking for Captain Holcomb.

02:24Will General Van Vons do?

02:31Now, do you have any ridiculousness requests that I can turn down?

02:36Hello, General Van Vons here.

02:42Who?

02:44One moment.

02:46It's for you.

02:47Hello?

02:49Oh, yes, sir.

02:50Yes, sir.

02:51You bet, sir.

02:53I'll tell him, sir.

02:54Hold on.

02:56What?

02:56General Newsom says either you guys surrender or he blows this place up.

03:01Ha, ha, ha.

03:02With you stonkers as hostages, don't be silly.

03:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.

03:08He knows you can't do it, sir, because we're here.

03:10He's pretty clever.

03:12Right, sir?

03:17You really know how to hurt a guy.

03:19He surrender.

03:21We'll probably get a medal for this, eh, Mo?

03:23I wouldn't count on it, Porcupine.

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