00:00End of the hour story begins in the scorching vastness of the Sahuha Desert as three courageous
00:12legionnaires approach their destination.
00:14Well, it's been a long, hot march, Ben, but there's Fort Farage, where we've been ordered
00:19to report for duty.
00:20How come, Moe?
00:21To help fight that scourge of the burning sands, El Zeta the Raider.
00:25El Zeta the Raider?
00:27Thank goodness we made it in time.
00:30Yeah, El Zeta the Raider can't take over now.
00:33Troopers Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe reporting for duty, sir.
00:37Ha ha!
00:38Go feathered your Boy Scout cookies elsewhere.
00:40It's El Zeta the Raider!
00:41Run, you guys!
00:43You were expecting maybe Yule Brunner?
00:46Now what'll we do, Moe?
00:47Fight behind the nearest sand dune, you meathead!
00:50That sounds cowardly and safe.
00:53I guess that take care of our hitch in this outfit, huh, Moe?
00:57The heck it does!
00:58We gotta recapture that fort and make El Zeta our prisoner!
01:00All in one day?
01:01Follow me, you guys!
01:02We'll rush them!
01:03So, they get violent, eh?
01:04This will stop them!
01:05Look!
01:06A pill!
01:07It'll take more than a pill to stop us!
01:08Right!
01:09Charge!
01:10Well, so much for the rush act!
01:11I could've told you this would happen!
01:12I'll catapult over the wall and open the gate for you guys!
01:18All set here!
01:19Cut rope!
01:20Rope cut!
01:21Gee, I'll bet that stung!
01:22This time, let's do it right, you fatheads!
01:24Stand by to cut rope!
01:25All set again!
01:26Okay, cut rope!
01:27Rope cut!
01:28There he goes!
01:29Don't forget to write!
01:30Very funny!
01:31Is he hurt?
01:32No, he landed on his head!
01:33You sure you wanna try this again?
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46No!
01:47No!
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:54No!
01:55No!
01:56No!
01:57No!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:00Don't try this again!
02:01Never mind, knucklehead!
02:02Cut the rope!
02:03Rope cut!
02:04Think our fearless leader will make it this time?
02:09Here!
02:10I help you!
02:11Down!
02:12Cruel but defective!
02:16Where'd you ever get an idea like this, Moe?
02:19I saw it in a movie once about some Greeks and a wooden horse.
02:22Gee, I hope it works!
02:23Who's gonna be suspicious of a camel in the su...
02:25Hoo-ha-dezzert, you worrywart!
02:28Clever, clever...
02:29Clever. Clever.
02:31Well, here goes.
02:33What is this?
02:35Don't you know a harmless camel when you see one? Amigo?
02:38This is not only ridiculous, it's too much.
02:42Voila! The Impostors!
02:46Watch your language there, fella.
02:48For that insolence, I will have your hearts and livers.
02:52Come on, you knuckleheads. It's time to panic.
02:55And don't ever come back if you value your miserable hides.
03:01Alors, they are gone for good.
03:04Ah, that was a clever plan, mon Capitain.
03:07Pretending to be El Zeda and scaring those weirdo replacements back to headquarters.
03:12Oui, and away from the best outfit in the foreign legion.
03:16Ah, it gives one a good feeling, no?
03:19Oh, I don't know how many things cut my plans anymore.
03:23Oh, I don't know.
03:25Quiddly, and away from the dark.
03:27Well, I won't know.
03:29I won't know.
03:31I won't know.
03:33I won't know.
03:34I won't know.
03:35I won't know.
03:36I won't know.
03:37I won't know.
03:38Look, look, look.
03:39There is nothing.
03:40I won't know.
03:41All words have no hammered me.
03:42I won't know.
03:43You're not really.
03:44I won't know.
03:45I won't know.
03:46I won't know.
Comments