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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:01It says here, separate two eggs. Two eggs.
00:06There you are.
00:08How's that? Is that far enough?
00:10Very good. Very good.
00:15Now, uh, loaf of bread, well soaked.
00:17Loaf of bread, well soaked.
00:30The job well done.
00:34Next, a can of tomatoes.
00:35Tomatoes.
00:36Tuna.
00:37Yes, sir.
00:38Ten tomatoes.
00:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:40What?
00:41What's the matter with you?
00:42Tomatoes?
00:43You out of your mind?
00:44You want to poison somebody?
00:52Very good.
00:53Half dozen oysters.
00:54Half dozen oysters.
00:55Coming up.
01:00Yes, it does, boy.
01:01Be careful.
01:02Now, that's it.
01:03Okay?
01:04I'll take it to the oven.
01:05Now, wait a minute.
01:06Everything you guys touch, you're ruined.
01:08I don't want anything to happen to this bird,
01:10so let me handle it.
01:11We'll let you handle it.
01:12Now, let me handle it.
01:13I said let me handle it.
01:14I said let me handle it.
01:15I want to take it to the oven.
01:18Cook the overboard.
01:23Let it down there and the guys cook.
01:27Okay, there goes our turkey dinner.
01:30We're going to stuff you.
01:32Every time, one way or another,
01:34we always wind up behind the eight ball.
01:46You're ugly.
01:47Do you hear me?
01:48Ugly.
01:53You are so ugly.
01:54You are ugly ugly.
01:55I must get rid of that.
01:56He makes my whole pet shop ugly.
01:57If this plan fails, I will quit and go back to New Jersey.
01:58Step on it, knuckleheads.
01:59We'll be late for the movie.
02:00I'd sure hate that.
02:01They're showing a cartoon.
02:02I like cartoons.
02:03Gentlemen, gentlemen, you have won first prize.
02:04Hooray!
02:05Hooray, hooray!
02:06You are so lucky.
02:07Prize?
02:08How come we get a prize?
02:09Yeah, what we do?
02:10We didn't even enter the contest.
02:11You win because you are the last person to walk by my shop.
02:12Therefore, you get first prize.
02:13How about that?
02:14I just love winning contests.
02:15Here you are.
02:16Oh, you are so lucky.
02:18Oh, you are so lucky.
02:19Hooray! You are so lucky.
02:21Prize? How come we get a prize?
02:22Yeah, what we do?
02:24We didn't even enter the contest.
02:26You win because you are the last person to walk by my shop.
02:29Therefore, you get first prize.
02:31How about that?
02:33I just love winning contests.
02:35Here you are. Oh, you are so lucky.
02:38Just bring the ticket to my store this afternoon.
02:41We won. We won.
02:44Just plain luck. That's what it was.
02:45Hold it.
02:46We don't have any idea what kind of prize we won.
02:50Hey, that's right. What do we win?
02:52Let's go ask the Pet Shop Man.
02:55Hey, mister. We were just wondering.
02:58Yeah, just wondering.
03:00What is it that we won?
03:01You have won a genuine Dino Poodie.
03:04Goodbye and farewell again.
03:07Gosh, a real dippy ding ding.
03:09That's dinner poody, you knucklehead.
03:11Hold it.
03:12We don't have any idea what the heck a dinner poody is.
03:15Hey, that's right.
03:17Well, back to the Pet Shop Man.
03:20Say, mister. We were just wondering.
03:22Yeah.
03:23What's a dinner poody?
03:25Yeah.
03:27Isn't she beautiful?
03:29And she's all yours.
03:31Congratulations.
03:31Let's get out of here, you bubble brain.
03:38Wow, that's some prize.
03:40A prize nightmare.
03:41Shush.
03:42Curly Joe, for being fatter than an elephant, you've just won a dinner poody.
03:46What phenomenal luck.
03:47Here you go, Larry. You win because you've got curly hair.
03:51Oh, no, you don't.
03:52I don't accept you as winning, sir.
03:54Oh, no, you don't.
03:56Oh, no, you don't.
03:58Oh, yeah?
04:01You guys are a real comedy team.
04:09Hey, look.
04:10A cute little old granny lady.
04:12That gives me an idea.
04:14Congratulations, Grandma.
04:15You just won first prize.
04:17You now own the world famous dinner poody.
04:19Oh, goody.
04:20I just love winning prizes.
04:23Excuse me, ma'am.
04:24Do I understand it correctly that you own a dinner poody?
04:27I just won it, sonny.
04:29Well, I represent the city zoo, and we would like to offer you, in exchange for your pet,
04:34$25,000.
04:36Bye, doggies.
04:37You got yourself a deal.
04:38Thank you, ma'am.
04:40You've contributed greatly to our zoological collection.
04:43It's a pleasure, sonny.
04:45You knuckle-nosed blue brain.
04:46She got $25,000 for our pet.
04:49Don't yell at us.
04:50Yeah.
04:51You gave her our ticket.
04:53It's all your fault.
04:54My fault?
04:55It's all your fault.
04:56He didn't know what I was in the poody in the poody in the poody.
05:00I've got a brand of your jizzle.
05:03What can you cook with leftover bread?
05:06If we have some beans, they're good.
05:08Yeah?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Sure.
05:10Come in.
05:11We're in the kitchen.
05:14Somebody maybe lost turkey.
05:16Yeah, put it down here.
05:17Hey, how did you find us?
05:20Well, I asked myself who in the world would stop a turkey with it.
05:25And then I said to myself, nobody but the frig tood.
05:29Ha, ha, ha, you're right.
05:30Take off your hat and join us for dinner.
05:32Sure, and I'll put it in the oven.
05:33No, you don't.
05:34Don't put it in the oven.
05:35You accused me wrongly the last time.
05:37Don't you touch that turkey.
05:38Do not die.
05:39Well, the studio is for dinner.
05:39Yes, sir.
05:40Vote for dinner.
05:41Thank you so much.
05:43Yes, sir.
05:44Vote for dinner for lunch.
05:46Talk to God about it?
05:47Come on now.
05:48Go on.
05:48Hey man, go on!
05:49Uh, come on!
05:50Go on!
05:51Go on.
05:53Go on!
05:53I said go on!
05:55Continue you cry.
05:56Come on, give me a shot.
05:57Go on!
05:58Go on!
05:59Go on!
06:00I'm on!
06:01Go on, pole!
06:03Good!
06:04Go on!
06:05Go on!
06:05You bro!
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