- 7/10/2025
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00:00Hey, how are you? Just, uh, riding a horse down the streets of Delhi, but please, for the love of God, do not gallop.
00:06If this thing starts galloping, it's going to be a humanitarian crisis.
00:17Hey, how are you? So, as I'm sure you may have heard in the live stream I did last night,
00:22I didn't realize you needed a tourist visa to visit India, and I was flying out the next afternoon.
00:28Do you have to apply for a visa? No.
00:32Well, you need a visa.
00:34Oh, that's a problem. Hold up.
00:37So, I had a very frantic night, talked to my Indian-American buddy, Rohit.
00:42He put me in touch with a visa guy in New Jersey, paid him $150, and he eventually got me a visa.
00:50So, I just had to eat the cost of that first flight, booked another, and we're now on our way to the airport.
00:57Visa acquired.
00:59Also, one of the bald stoolies is joining me.
01:02Bald no longer.
01:03Shout out, Sam.
01:04How many of you have?
01:05Whatever the max is, I think.
01:07I think it's ill-advised for someone to go straight from a hair transplant to wandering the streets of India with the wonton don,
01:15but I appreciate the company.
01:17All right, we have arrived.
01:22Now, we're going to meet our taxi driver, take us to the hotel.
01:29Upon arriving at our hotel, our senses were assaulted.
01:32This is like a rat den.
01:35Oh my God.
01:37Ain't no cow like a city cow.
01:39We didn't explore much, though, as the next morning, we'd be meeting up with our trusty tuk-tuk driver, Arun,
01:45who'd be showing us all the sights worth seeing in Delhi.
01:48There's our guy.
01:49Good morning, sir.
01:50Good morning.
01:50It's good to see you again.
01:52I'm doing good, man.
01:53I'm excited for a long day.
01:55So, things we're going to try to do today.
02:11We're going to try to watch Kushi, which is local Indian wrestling.
02:15We're going to try to check out the marketplace, Chandi Choke.
02:19I think it has like the busiest street on the planet.
02:22Oh, and we're going to at least watch people eat street food.
02:27I don't know if I'll be eating any myself.
02:29So far, I've had two meals, both at reputable spots.
02:32I did brush my teeth with tap water this morning, I think.
02:36So, stay tuned to find out what happens with that.
02:39We're entering the Sunday market.
02:42This is all the secondhand things.
02:43All right.
02:44Are these secondhand things?
02:46This is a new one.
02:47This is a second new one.
02:48Stick to the loosey, bro.
02:49Yeah, yeah.
02:51Trustworthy American product.
02:52These ones are in plastic.
02:54No, they make all plastic in the hang.
02:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57It's not a company plastic.
02:58Yeah, okay.
02:59It's all right.
03:00I'm not going to do a vape.
03:08Oh, I just accidentally kicked that guy's crutch and my toe kills.
03:13Yeah, so far, India has lived up to the hype.
03:18I heard it was sensory overload.
03:19This is like another level of sensory overload I didn't think was possible.
03:24The good thing is we don't have temperature overload.
03:26It's a great temperature here.
03:28If it was 20 degrees hotter, I would probably be losing my mind mid panic attack right now.
03:33No, no, no.
03:33Now I can keep my cool bananas and brains.
03:40Some sort of hoof and more bananas.
03:43This makes the markets in Turkey and Iraq.
03:48It just makes them look like fucking stock and shop.
03:53We got a goat in a sweater.
03:55Look at those ears.
03:57A goat in a sweater is probably the most normal thing we've seen today.
04:00It might be, yeah.
04:02Afghan samosas and the scoop hunt.
04:04Oh shit, we got horses.
04:07And the owner of said horse was nice enough to let me take his steed for a spin.
04:11I do know how to steer a horse.
04:18Hey, how are you?
04:19Just riding a horse down the streets of Delhi.
04:22This thing's easier to navigate than a tuk-tuk though.
04:25I think you just got to pull back to slow down.
04:28Oh yeah, dude, I got the hang of this.
04:30Full steam ahead.
04:32But please, for the love of God, do not gallop.
04:35If this thing starts galloping, it's going to be a fucking humanitarian crisis.
04:39Holy shit, it's a monkey.
04:42Do you see that monkey?
04:43There's a fucking monkey up here.
04:45All right, I got to focus on the road.
04:49It's actually not hard.
04:51It's easier being on a horse than just walking down this street.
04:55Because now I got a little bit of like a vantage point.
04:59Hello, hello, sir.
05:00Oh, incoming traffic.
05:04Oh, shit, am I...
05:06Oh, I think you can go first.
05:11I got to let these guys pass.
05:12I think that's why they're all honking.
05:14Everybody go ahead.
05:17Your ass is slowing down traffic.
05:19I just, I just, some hero is slowing down traffic.
05:25That was a very well-behaved horse.
05:28I had trotted up an appetite, but still hadn't worked up the courage to try any street food.
05:33So opted for KFC instead.
05:35All right, we took a quick break from our city tour to get KFC India.
05:41I got these chicken tenders with a tandoori masala mayo.
05:51That's a great sauce.
05:54And there's some sort of seasoning on the tenders, like an orange seasoning.
05:59Definitely as good, if not better, than KFC in the U.S.
06:03But here's the real kicker.
06:06It's like a KFC roti roll.
06:10Is this a roti?
06:12Yeah, it's pranta.
06:14It's pranta.
06:15Pranta.
06:18Nice.
06:19I've had these before at an Indian restaurant.
06:22Never had a KFC.
06:23The Indians have great breads.
06:30Naan, roti, whatever this was called.
06:35Mmm.
06:35Yeah.
06:36This is a delight.
06:38Overall, 7.6.
06:42If I could eat all my KFC with this same type of bread, I would.
06:46Then it was back into the madness.
06:47I think in this vlog, I'm not going to use any music.
06:57So we can just enjoy the natural sounds of Delhi.
07:02Whoa.
07:03Whoa.
07:04Yo, that's a big balloon.
07:06This is the largest mosque in India, I think.
07:09It was built by the Moogles.
07:12Oh, we got some kids playing cricket over there.
07:17That was an absolute dinger.
07:25So we play baseball.
07:27Yeah, I have never played before.
07:30They call me Sammy Samosa.
07:32Oh, I got to take off my shades.
07:45Slash it.
07:46I was far.
07:48But he also, he went super easy on me.
07:51It was a meatball.
07:52He threw me a meatball.
07:53I say him, you make a little slow.
07:55No, you didn't have to tell him that.
08:00After cricket, we took a bike taxi to the spice market.
08:04This guy's very quiet.
08:06Yeah.
08:07This is, I think this is the quietest it's been today right now.
08:10It's not busy today.
08:12I mean, it's still, it's still busy.
08:14Just comparatively, a little more calm.
08:17Oh, shit.
08:18Something like that.
08:18This is our first bowl.
08:20Can you touch the bowl?
08:22Yeah.
08:22They're known to not be afraid of people because nobody eats them here.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Like a similar dog.
08:28Yeah.
08:28I think he likes it.
08:30I'm going to need to get some hand sanitizer just for, like, to rub on after I touch street
08:35bowls.
08:36Oh, wow.
08:37Look at that.
08:40Whoa.
08:41Oh, so that's just pure sugar.
08:45I know I do.
08:47Oh, wow.
08:48Oh, man, look at that.
08:49Yeah.
08:50It's a full-on factory back there.
08:52Oh, street cows coming through.
08:57I've been showing you so many cows.
09:00So many cows?
09:01Yes.
09:02Sounds like a plan.
09:03I love a good cow.
09:04So we just hopped in a rickshaw pool.
09:06Um, we got my buddy and the tour guide in the back.
09:11It's only going to be, like, 20 rupees.
09:14Oh, baby cow.
09:21You've got to get back on your ride.
09:27Hi.
09:28Hey, how are you?
09:33Oh, watch out.
09:35Oh, wow.
09:37That was a close one.
09:42Okay.
09:44Yeah.
09:46All right.
09:47Okay.
09:48Whoa, what type of wine is this?
09:50Oh, that's a goldfish.
09:52A goldfish?
09:53Oh, no, he doesn't want to be filmed.
09:54Is this the pet district?
09:56A lot of birds.
10:00Boom, that's the Red Fort.
10:01It's where the Mughal emperors lived.
10:04And the Mughals were kind of, like, distantly related to Genghis Khan and the Mongols.
10:11Yeah.
10:12All right.
10:12Let's take a photo together.
10:17All right.
10:17Let's go.
10:21Yeah.
10:21All right.
10:22Cool.
10:23All right.
10:23Nice.
10:24One more.
10:25One more.
10:25We had to stop taking photos, so Sot Refuge came out of the park.
10:26All right.
10:27Great.
10:28We're going to go inside the port now.
10:29Yeah.
10:30All right.
10:31Cool.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Still going.
10:34Beautiful.
10:35All right.
10:36Cool.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Nice.
10:39Nice.
10:40Nice.
10:41All right.
10:42Cool.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Cool.
10:45Yeah.
10:46All right.
10:47Cool.
10:48All right.
10:49Cool.
10:50Yep.
10:51All right.
10:52No more.
10:53We had to stop taking photos, so Sot Refuge inside the Red Fort, which was quite peaceful.
10:59But then, once again, it was back to the chaos.
11:14All right.
11:15Let's go watch some boosties.
11:18I'm going to follow your lead, okay?
11:20Okay.
11:21Okay.
11:22High-stakes game of Frogger here.
11:25Hey.
11:26How are you?
11:27Park the seas like Moses.
11:28Yeah.
11:29You want to straighten your head?
11:31Get him with the highs then.
11:33All right.
11:34Nope.
11:35I'm good.
11:36I'm going to hold off.
11:38October's very own.
11:39Let's go.
11:40You're like Drake.
11:41Team Drake.
11:45Oh shit.
11:46It's a Kia.
11:47So, which barstool co-workers do you think could thrive here?
11:51And who would not survive here?
11:53I think White Sox Dave would be okay.
11:56I mean, he would die of E. coli, but he would be doing okay up until that point.
12:02I honestly can't think of any single barstool employee that would thrive here.
12:07What?
12:08Maresh Patel.
12:09You know who I think would do okay here?
12:13Kate.
12:15Kate could probably handle it.
12:17She would be, like, apologizing to, like, every...
12:22You'd have to be dropping a million apologies a second here.
12:25Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:26I would say chaps, but chaps, like, struggles with my...
12:30Diarrhea.
12:31Diarrhea already?
12:32Yeah.
12:33You think there's a place nearby here where we could have a beer before the kushti?
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:37How are you?
12:38Hello.
12:39The streets of Delhi can be hard on the eyes, the ears, the nose, and the skin.
12:55Especially the ears, though.
12:57But with Serja, it doesn't have to be hard on your throat.
13:01This 8% brew comes straight from the Himalayas down to your guet
13:06and relieves all the stress that you may be dealing with.
13:10So cheers to you and cheers to Serja.
13:17Now it's time for kushti, a.k.a. traditional Indian wrestling.
13:21Kushti ear.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Is that what you get from playing kushti?
13:26Yeah.
13:27Let's go.
13:28I'm so pumped.
13:29There's an interesting scene going on at the moment.
13:33Donnie's very popular with the locals.
13:36Indian babies are incredibly cute.
13:39Hello.
13:40Alright, we're gonna get ready to go and watch the kushti.
13:43Come here.
13:44Come.
13:45Wrestling.
13:46Wrestling, go.
13:47Come here.
13:48This is my coach.
13:50Kushti coach.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Cool.
13:53This is gonna be like KB wrestling and not Brandon Walker wrestling.
13:57Good luck.
13:59Oh, wow.
14:00Oh, he's asking?
14:01Choose.
14:02Who wants to fight him?
14:03Choose.
14:04Oh.
14:05Challenging.
14:06Challenging to fight.
14:07Alright.
14:08I think they finally found a matchup.
14:12Winner.
14:13Winner.
14:14This is a little bit of a mismatch.
14:15Oh, he didn't want to take his shorts off.
14:16Yeah, yeah.
14:17That's rude.
14:18That's very rude.
14:19He was so petty.
14:20No, we're not.
14:21We're not gonna make fun of him.
14:22I got the guy in the white.
14:23Who else wants to compete?
14:24Hey.
14:25Good job.
14:26You fought hard.
14:27Oh, man.
14:28Oh, man.
14:29Oh, man.
14:30Oh, man.
14:31Oh, man.
14:32Oh, man.
14:33All right.
14:34Who else wants to compete?
14:43Hey, you fought hard.
14:46All right, he won.
15:00And then I guess he goes and collects some money over here.
15:05Yep.
15:06He's getting paid.
15:07He as well got paid.
15:09Well done.
15:11Well done.
15:12Bye-bye.
15:13Bye-bye.
15:14Bye-bye.
15:15Boom.
15:16That was a wrap on deli day one.
15:18But tomorrow, the deli tour with Arun would continue.
15:27Good morning.
15:28Day two in deli.
15:30Look at that.
15:32Sponsored Tuk Tuk.
15:33And he's got the Barstool sports hat on.
15:36Love it.
15:37If any of my friends are interested, can they send you a photo of their podcast?
15:41Yeah.
15:42And you can put it on too?
15:44All right.
15:45Cool.
15:46I'll tell them to send you some rupees and then you can put their sticker on.
15:52This thing's going to be decked out.
15:54We're going to have every podcast at the company.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Oh yeah.
15:59Yeah.
16:00We got, we got unused branding space here.
16:02Uh, we're about to head to the monkey temple.
16:04They're already out here in force.
16:06Oh, Jesus Christ.
16:07Oh my God.
16:08They're like pigeons in New York.
16:10Why is he in a plastic bag?
16:12That's not good.
16:13Dude.
16:14Exactly what my mom told me not to do as a kid.
16:17Hey.
16:18Oh God.
16:19Showing teeth.
16:20Gang war.
16:21Ugh.
16:22Street food was still off the table, so once again, it was fast food for lunch.
16:31All right.
16:32We're about to try McDonald's in India.
16:35We got the big spicy McWrap, which is like a cottage cheese wrap.
16:40I normally hate cottage cheese, but I've had palak paneer, which is like a cheese dish
16:45before at Indian restaurants and it's good.
16:48That first bite was tasty.
16:50The flavors there was like a yellow mustard of sorts.
16:53We also got the pizza McPuff.
16:56So this looks kind of like the apple pies they serve at McDonald's back in the US, but it's
17:00a pizza puff.
17:01These are actually huge in Chicago.
17:03Pizza puffs are a thing in Chicago.
17:05Chicago and Indian McDonald's.
17:07One pizza puff, everyone knows the rules.
17:10It's kind of like a curry inside.
17:13I don't think it really tastes like pizza.
17:15Wouldn't get it again, but I guess I see the appeal.
17:18Now here, the McVindaloo.
17:21What does vindaloo mean?
17:23It's potato.
17:24Ah, now that sounds good.
17:26This is alu tiki burger.
17:28Alu tiki burger.
17:29Burger.
17:30So it's almost like a hash brown.
17:31If I was trying to go veggie, this works.
17:33Yeah.
17:34If you're wondering why you don't see any beef, the cow is a sacred animal in the Hindu religion.
17:39Yeah.
17:40So they don't, they don't eat beef.
17:42No, no, never.
17:43In Hindu countries.
17:44But hey, we got chicken, we got potatoes and we got cheese.
17:47We're doing just fine.
17:49We then hopped on another bike taxi.
17:54He's keeping up.
17:55Yeah.
17:56I have no rupees.
17:58This guy's towing three people.
18:00I have none.
18:01I have no rupees.
18:02Just using his feet.
18:03Feel bad.
18:04This is not easy on this guy's legs.
18:06Maybe he would let me ride the bike.
18:08We should ask him.
18:09All right.
18:10This is why I've been doing the peloton.
18:13He's good.
18:14It's dangerous.
18:16I feel like I'm like a pod racer in Star Wars.
18:20This is an accident waiting to happen.
18:22This is what we're dealing with, Chad.
18:30Oh, no.
18:31Party foul.
18:33Okay.
18:34I think we're...
18:35Oh.
18:36I got it.
18:37Oh, yeah.
18:38They're broken, this.
18:39All right.
18:40This.
18:41Here you go, sir.
18:42Here you go, sir.
18:43For you.
18:44Okay, okay.
18:45Let's see.
18:46Okay.
18:47Are we good?
18:48Sorry.
18:49Sorry.
18:50Sorry.
18:55After that incident, we figured it'd be best to just stick with Arun's tuk-tuk.
18:59And he had offered to take us to the outskirts of the city where he's from.
19:03Ventured out to the burbs of Delhi.
19:05It's pretty nice.
19:06Hello.
19:07Hello.
19:08Hello.
19:12And now we're going to go to your home, right?
19:13Yeah.
19:14All right.
19:15Cool.
19:16We are in Arun's hood.
19:17Oh, whoa.
19:18Can I take...
19:19Yeah.
19:20Excuse me.
19:21Excuse me.
19:22Take a picture of his shirt.
19:23I like your shirt.
19:24Can I take a picture?
19:25Is that like a brand or something?
19:26What?
19:27I'm about to Google it.
19:28We found some folks playing cricket in his apartment complex, and I couldn't resist picking
19:32back up the bat.
19:33back up the bat.
19:34Oh, buddy.
19:35Magical.
19:36Oh.
19:37Magical.
19:38Excuse me, excuse me, sir, I like your shirt. Can I take a picture?
19:44Is that like a brand or something?
19:49We found some folks playing cricket in his apartment complex, and I couldn't resist picking back up the bat.
20:08One more. One more. One more.
20:13One more. Oh my god.
20:20That was the first exercise I've done since arriving in Turkey. Holy shit, dude.
20:28I needed to sit down after that feat of athleticism, so Arun suggested getting a head massage.
20:33Hair massage. Hair massage. Yeah.
20:38Ooh.
20:40All right. So far, so good.
20:42Oh, God. Okay.
20:46All right. That part is tough.
20:48It feels like I'm on the verge of a concussion. This is okay. I can handle this. I can handle this.
20:58And then can you ask him if he has any dandruff solutions?
21:01Yeah, this is smart.
21:03Oh, God.
21:05Oh, God.
21:07Oh, God.
21:09If I don't hold my tongue, like, inside my mouth, I would have bitten it off five times already.
21:13Oh, God.
21:17Oh, God.
21:18Oh, God.
21:19Oh, God.
21:20Oh, God.
21:21Oh, God.
21:26Spectre gadget over here.
21:29That's pretty cool.
21:31That's just a hand vibrator.
21:33Imagine putting one of those on and fingering a trick.
21:39We can cut that.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41You're sexy.
21:43Oh.
21:44The guy just turned his hand into a weapon.
21:47Okay.
21:48That's kind of sensual, but.
21:49Oh, he's going back in.
21:50Oh, God.
21:51I might.
21:52Oh.
21:53Doesn't want the rest of us to see the woody you've popped.
22:08You know it's good when he hits those high notes.
22:10I don't know if I'd call that good.
22:15where did he learn the head massage techniques from? family work, family work, family tradition
22:39they've been beating skulls up for generations
22:45honestly it was great there was like a couple times when he was just kind of punching my head that
23:01i thought i had cte coming in but uh other than that it was like whatever you put in my head it's
23:07a nice cooling sensation and he also did the shoulders he did the arms he did the did the hands
23:13thank you welcome you're welcome
23:20i feel better awesome massachusetts
23:33now it's time to head to arun's house for dinner but not before stopping for a quick game of street
23:38badminton oh wait hold up now side side side
23:45shut three that's still three four five six
23:51oh this is your home yeah my son hello
24:05hi i'm scaring the kids hello good day
24:09namaste sit comfortable just relax wow all right
24:28she's about to hit you with the belt i can tell she wants to very relaxing here yeah nice i like
24:35yours shirt cool cool it is cool indeed yeah it's a lot cooler than the retarded wolf merch
24:43i showed arun's kids some bangers from my illustrious music catalog
24:47china china yeah i film this in china
24:50it's not in place yeah
24:55yeah
25:03Then dinner was served.
25:17Wow.
25:19Is this safe to drink, like, with the water?
25:38Yeah.
25:39Okay, great.
25:40Cheers, everybody.
25:42Thanks for a great meal.
25:44Thank you so much.
25:45Yeah.
25:46Bye.
25:47Bye.
25:48Bye-bye.
25:49Bye.
25:50Thank you so much.
25:52Very delicious food.
25:54Very delicious food.
25:55Yes.
25:56Bye-bye.
25:57Okay.
25:58Bye-bye.
25:59Can't thank Arun enough for his hospitality.
26:01It really goes to show you that if you meet the right people, you can feel at home even
26:05in the most insanely chaotic places on Earth.
26:09Tune back in next week when we venture to Mumbai to play some slum golf.
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