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00:00I love nature!
00:30where's the food food I don't know hmm we're in nature we'll eat nature stuff
00:41just look around here's some nice moss
00:47how about a cat tail root earthworms no this very dead squirrel
01:03cheese in a can
01:06I don't know last time we went with you we got beaten up by bears with plungers
01:29but it's smoky barbecue flavor cam cheese okay when do we eat
01:38silly doggies we can only eat in the warmth and safety of granny's worldly
01:43carnage
02:04get away from me you bad old wolf shut your trap or I'll eat you
02:09you wouldn't dare oh just wait time to just it I'll give you the worst gas you
02:21riverhead
02:28I'm
02:30I'm
02:32I'm
02:34I'm
02:36I'm
02:38I'm
02:39I'm
02:41I'm
02:43I'm
02:45wow
02:46wow
02:47wow
02:48wow
02:49wow
02:53wow
02:54wow
02:55wow
02:59whoa
03:00wow
03:01wow
03:02wow
03:03wow
03:04wow wow It's beautiful people
03:05Hi, evil lady.
03:08Are you Gretel?
03:09I was expecting Gretel and her bristly butch brother Hansel Toad.
03:14Nope, just me and these doggies.
03:21Hmm, well, you'll have to do.
03:25Come on in.
03:28Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
03:30Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
03:35Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
03:39Welcome, my skinny little child.
03:42Let me whip up something to fatten you up.
03:49Thank you, evil lady.
04:05Not so fast!
04:14Such a sweet child.
04:24Hey!
04:26Tell me that!
04:30Why don't you learn some manners, lady?
04:32Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
04:42I know how to whip you into shape, little girl. A nice, plump shape.
04:50Here, feed her this open-faced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy.
04:54And don't touch a crumb!
04:56Feed her that roast pig!
05:07Ow!
05:09Faster!
05:14Ow!
05:16Ow!
05:18Ow!
05:19It's dinner time!
05:21Ow!
05:25Ow!
05:28Ow!
05:29It's dinner time!
05:40I'm still hungry.
05:59All we wanted was some smooth and creamy cat cheese.
06:07Excellent idea.
06:10And cheese.
06:15And cheese.
06:26Boom.
06:29Boom.
06:30Boom.
06:31Boom.
06:32Boom.
06:33Boom.
06:34Boom.
06:35Boom.
06:36Boom.
06:37Boom.
06:38Boom.
06:39Boom.
06:40Boom.
06:41Boom.
06:42Boom.
06:43Boom.
06:44Boom.
06:45Boom.
06:46Boom.
06:47Boom.
06:48Boom.
06:49Boom.
06:50Boom.
06:51Boom.
06:52Boom.
06:53Boom.
06:54Boom.
06:55Boom.
06:56Boom.
06:58Boom.
06:59What are you doing?
07:00Boom.
07:01Boom.
07:02Boom?
07:03Crunchy, munchy.
07:06Excellent choice.
07:11Oh, my heavens.
07:24My candy.
07:28Calm yourself, Granny.
07:30Hey, I've got just the man for this confectionery caper.
07:36Calling Secret Squirrel.
07:42Agent Triple Zero, Secret Squirrel, reporting for duty, Chief.
07:49And likewise, Morocco Mall.
07:55Terrible new secret.
07:56Someone's stolen my box of Crunchy, munchy.
08:01As well as Granny's entire inventory.
08:03Sounds like a thief with very sticky fingers.
08:07Let's take a look with my closed-circuit crime-detecting pre-recorded camcorder.
08:12I'll just focus on the scene of the crime for an instant replay of the robbery.
08:16Bonbons are going bye-bye.
08:22Not quite, Morocco.
08:24I'll just fine-tune the picture with my high-fidelity telephoto zoom.
08:31Ants.
08:32Sugar ants, to be exact.
08:35Chin up, Chief.
08:36We'll get your bonbons back.
08:38Tell me your plan, Secret.
08:40Simple, Morocco.
08:41Start with a squirt of this insta-hardening candy coating.
08:47Add this golden cellophane wrapper.
08:51Voila!
08:53A luscious lore no candy culprit could resist.
08:57All set, Morocco?
08:59Good.
09:00Looks like our little candy crooks are on their way.
09:03Underground tunnels, eh?
09:21I'll follow them with my mobile Moroccan mole detector.
09:24Hmm, seems this abandoned factory has recently reopened for business.
09:44An aluminum gingerbread alloy.
09:46Shouldn't pose a problem for my custom-made pocket-sized portable door.
09:50More fire, more fire.
10:13To melt all the candy, the flames must be higher.
10:16Ah!
10:24Morocco!
10:31Oh!
10:32Oh, ouch!
10:35Oh, secret squirrel!
10:37Oh!
10:41A gingerbread boy?
10:43Man!
10:44Gingerbread man!
10:46you dunce. Although I was a boy, was a boy once. A long time ago, in a kitchen far away,
10:55a mother for her child did bake, bake, bake. A gingerbread boy with two gumdrops for eyes
11:02and suspenders of marzipan cake, cake, cake. The girl took the cookie and cuddled and kissed it.
11:10And sweetly, she nicknamed it Greg, Greg, Greg. She hugged Greg so nearly and loved Greg so dearly
11:19that she bit off Greg's gingerbread, Greg, Greg, Greg. For years upon years, I schemed and I planned.
11:31Here's the part you may find deranged, deranged, deranged, to melt all the sweets into a giant
11:38candy creature. So now candy will eat kids for a change, change, change.
11:51Your newborn heart beats and your candy eyes swirl. For your first sweet snack, have a taste
11:59of secret squirrel.
12:16Peppermint. Start eating, Morocco.
12:24No!
12:25Noooo! My candy creature is gobbled! What a gluttonous disgrace! There is nothing left
12:43to eat in this sweet forsaken place! Nothing left to eat, eh? Your ants seem
12:50quite unhappy about your monstrous defeat. But I think it's plain to see they've found
12:56one last thing to eat. Oh, my scheme for glory is undone! Tonight my chance, chance, chance!
13:04This tale ends unhappily ever after, thanks to these ants, ants, ants!
13:15These bugs' bellies still aren't full! This should stick them in their tracks!
13:25One last detail and this case is all wrapped up!
13:29Praiseworthy work, Secret! It's a pity you only managed to recover this one box of Crunchy
13:34Munchy! Delicious! This is even crunchier and munchier than usual!
13:42Rargh! Hee-heeh!
13:53Uinnrgha!
13:56Grrrrrrrr!
14:10Is it trash day?
14:40We can't do this sort of thing here.
15:07We live here.
15:09This is our home.
15:10Where do you think we are, fish?
15:12Then where?
15:16Ready?
15:17Steady?
15:18Go!
15:19Go!
15:20Where are the trees?
15:26Do you smell that?
15:27Do you smell that?
15:28Do you smell that?
15:29Do you smell that?
15:30Do you smell that?
15:31Do you smell that?
15:32Do you know what that effervescent aroma is?
15:33Nature?
15:34Nature?
15:35Do you smell that?
15:36Do you smell that?
15:37Do you smell that?
15:38Do you know what that effervescent aroma is?
15:39Nature?
15:40Do you smell that?
15:41Do you smell that?
15:42Do you smell that?
15:43Do you smell that?
15:44Do you smell that?
15:45Do you know what that effervescent aroma is?
15:46Nature?
15:47Smells like rotting fruits and berries to me.
15:48You've got it, big guy.
15:49Wow!
15:50Hey!
15:51Hey, tell me what you see.
15:56Hey, tell me what you see!
16:15Looks like spaghetti.
16:17No, silly. You gotta open your eyes.
16:25Follow the Olympic road. Follow the Olympic road.
16:47No.
17:17Where are the trees?
17:27Well, uh, uh...
17:28Better start talking or I'll...
17:31Hey! It's not my fault you gotta go at three in the morning.
17:34What am I, your mother's keeper?
17:36Do you think I enjoy babysitting the weaker breed?
17:44What are you gonna do with that?
17:46I'm going to groom you.
17:49Who? Me?
17:50No, your mother's keeper.
17:53I'm going to groom you until you're smooth and pink.
17:58Put it down or I'll...
18:00Wet you down like a grease monkey with one of these guys.
18:04Okay, let's go downtown. You and me.
18:08What have I done?
18:24You got me.
18:25I wish it would snow.
18:41Oh, he's looking pretty bad.
18:44I gotta do something pronto.
18:45What?
18:59Like a human,
19:00does your torture know any bounds?
19:07Come on! It'll be fun!
19:10Fine. I'll do it.
19:12I'll do it.
19:13Adorable!
19:28Okay, shoot!
19:34I'm feeling out of touch with the natural way of doing things.
19:39That's because you got bad posture.
19:43Lose the briefs.
20:01How's it coming, big guy?
20:03I'm still feeling kind of tense.
20:07What you need is a warm glass of milk.
20:13Isn't that cute?
20:31But it's wrong!
20:36Wrong!
20:39Still wrong!
20:41Like this.
20:43Listen.
20:44La la la la!
20:45Wrong!
20:46Wrong!
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