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00:00PIE
00:14Pie!
00:15Pie!
00:16It is pie!
00:17I love pie!
00:18Where is it?
00:19Where is it?
00:20Where is the pie?
00:22In the sky!
00:25Oh my, that's pretty high!
00:27We still have to try.
00:30Hi!
00:31Well, here we are!
00:44Where is the pie?
00:46Must be around here somewhere.
00:48No!
00:49Look like the kind of guys who could use this!
00:53The handy dandy little Jim Ratchetson!
00:55Ain't she a beaut?
00:57What am I saying?
00:59How could I have been so foolish?
01:02Well, I can tell by looking at you that you sirs are not ordinary do-it-yourselfers.
01:07We're not!
01:08Course not!
01:09Love him!
01:10What discriminating shoppers like you need is the handy dandy bigger Jim Ratchetson!
01:17Gazzlin' ain't it!
01:19Just look at all them shiny bits!
01:21What do you think?
01:23Actually, we wanted some pie!
01:24Actually, we wanted some pie!
01:25I know exactly what you mean!
01:27You want something more substantial!
01:30Like our all-new Ratchet Vanity!
01:31It's got a whole selection of heavy-duty sockets and features this natural light illuminator which
01:43bathes your workspace in a soft amber light to give it a healthy glow!
01:48What do you think?
01:50It's nice, but...
01:51Still not satisfied?
01:53Maybe this will be better suited to your home handyman needs!
01:57The Super Deluxe Ultra Ratchet!
02:01Comes with more 22,000 chromium-plated pieces!
02:05What more could you want?
02:09Where's the pie?
02:11Oh, yeah!
02:12How do we get to the Pie in the Sky restaurant?
02:14Easy!
02:16Just say, charge it!
02:21Charge it!
02:22Charge it!
02:26He said it was upstairs.
02:28I still don't see any pie.
02:29You see any pie?
02:31Nope.
02:36So, when your pet's hungry, try Mew Mew!
02:40Look!
02:41Food!
02:45Mmm!
02:46It looks so...
02:47Cat!
02:56You can come out now.
02:58Is the cat gone?
02:59Yep.
03:00Good!
03:01Plus, if there were any cats around here, I'd...
03:04And then I...
03:06Just let me out of my...
03:08Kill'em!
03:10Yipe!
03:11If you like that chair, gentlemen...
03:14You'll love this'un!
03:18How about climbing aboard for a test ride, big fella?
03:22This is our top-of-the-line model!
03:24They've got almost all the bugs worked out of it!
03:28Just sit back, relax, and prepare to enjoy the state-of-the-art in sitting satisfaction!
03:36Aaaaaaahhh!
03:49Woo!
03:50Is it over?
03:51Not yet!
03:52What do you say, boys?
03:53Cash or charge?
03:54Charge it!
03:55Charge it!
03:56Charge it!
03:57Charge it!
03:58Charge it!
03:59Ah, sir!
04:00Pilot to bombardier!
04:01Pilot to bombardier!
04:02Drop him!
04:03Aaaaaahhh!
04:04Aaaaaahhh!
04:05Aaaaaahhh!
04:06Aaaaaahhh!
04:07Aaaaaahhh!
04:08Aaaaaahhh!
04:09Aaaaaahhh!
04:10Aaaaaahhh!
04:11Aaaaaahhh!
04:12Aaaaaahhh!
04:13Aaaaaahhh!
04:14Aaaaaahhh!
04:15Palinette to bombardier!
04:16Pilette to bombardier!
04:17Drop them!
04:18Aaaaaahhh!
04:20Aaaaaah!
04:25Em!
04:27Pardon me sir, but this is girl's stuff!
04:30No men folk allowed!
04:32Wouldn't want to give away our beauty secrets...
04:34Would we dah?!
04:35Shoot out!
04:36All right, dearie. Let's beautify!
04:41With a snip snip here, and a snip snip there, and a couple of tralas!
04:53I didn't know what all the fuss was about. All I wanted was a piece of pie.
04:58Ah, in for our fitting, are we?
05:09Right this way!
05:28I think I've got just the thing. Of course, we'll have to take in the inseam a bit, and taper the shoulders.
05:46There! What do you think?
06:00Uh, charge it.
06:03Sold!
06:06I don't believe it! We finally made it! I must be dreaming! Pinch me so I know I'm not dreaming!
06:11Ouch! Hotter!
06:13Table for two, monsoor!
06:23Merci!
06:26Right this way, monsoor!
06:31Carry me!
06:40Man, this is the life!
06:43Yeah!
06:46And how would monsoor like to pay?
06:50Don't pay!
06:56Charge it!
07:00No!
07:02No!
07:03No!
07:04No!
07:05No!
07:06No!
07:08No!
07:09it's one time the rogue panda
07:32run for your lives
07:34put that back
07:43put that back
07:44hold it right there bear
07:46cigarette squirrel and marago
07:49okay one ton
07:53you pesky panda
07:55this can go two ways
07:56easy or hard
07:58one ton jude
08:00all right tons of fun
08:09let's settle this your way
08:12this panda is an endangered species
08:24any mistreatment is strictly forbidden by international covenants
08:28uh what should i do do your job man
08:31it's crucial to the welfare of society
08:33that this menace be stopped at all costs
08:35just don't hurt him
08:38carry on
08:39secret are you all right
08:48i may need some help on this one
08:52what's the password
08:56rocky road
08:58with sprinkles
09:00well now
09:14secret
09:15what brings you to our little shop
09:17hmm
09:18i've gotta battle this panda bear
09:20but i
09:20say no more
09:22i've got just the thing
09:24you may need one of these
09:35this is the latest in flame throwing fashion i wear
09:48cool
09:49cool
09:49ah here we are
09:53just the thing for your little problem
09:55but that looks like an ordinary tennis shoe
09:58precisely
10:00but watch what happens
10:01when i place it next to this simulated enemy
10:04i'll take two
10:14one for each foot
10:15glad we could be of service
10:18would you like that gift wrapped
10:19but secret
10:21don't you remember what the chief said
10:24the panda
10:25is an endangered species
10:27you're not allowed to harm him in any way
10:29you're right morocco
10:31i guess i just got caught up in the thrill of all this potentially destructive force
10:35you got anything i can hit him with that won't harm him
10:37hmm
10:38let's see
10:39oh
10:41how about this airline pillow
10:42great
10:43what's it do
10:44hmm
10:45nothing really
10:46but it's soft
10:48and it fits in most overhead compartments
10:50everybody
11:03i still say what that menace needs is a good spanking
11:11oh secret
11:12maybe he's just misunderstood it
11:15of course
11:16why didn't i think of this earlier
11:18psychology in a can
11:21it's obviously a self-esteem issue
11:25possibly an ego conflict
11:27some passive aggressive irresolution
11:29which leads to a fear of intimacy
11:31and a pathological unwillingness to commit
11:33i understand your pain
11:37but there is hope
11:38through therapy
11:39what does this remind you of
11:41is my freudian slip showing
12:01thanks i needed that
12:06any other suggestions
12:08maybe he needs a mate
12:10the things i do for my country
12:17that a girl's secret
12:22maybe he just needs some affection
12:24maybe he needs a hog
12:26maybe he's got a thorn in his paw
12:30maybe he's just a jerk
12:34i'll fix that lardo's wagon
12:40right after i bust it up a little
12:42no secret
12:43you can't
12:44he's an endangered species
12:46he's protected it
12:49excuse me one time
13:01what do you want
13:02whiff
13:03oh nothing at all
13:05i'm just here to protect you
13:06i'll just hang out up here
13:09so i can spot any approaching danger
13:11i shall dutifully scan
13:17the far horizon for your protection
13:19your safety is in my hands
13:25your precious well-being
13:29is my total concern
13:31no sir
13:38nothing to worry about
13:39oh my
13:41now look what you've gone and done to yourself
13:43i'm afraid i'll have to place you under protective custody
13:49for endangering an endangered species
13:52oh secret
14:04you're so good
14:05and gentle too
14:07excellent work secret
14:09not only are the streets safe again for decent folks
14:11but our ticket sales are up here
14:14you're up to places
14:15From Hollywood, USA, it's time to play Let's Make a Right Price,
14:37the really, really easy game show where there's absolutely no math required.
14:41And now, our Let's Make a Right Price host, Bill Baker.
14:47Thank you, folks. Thank you.
14:50Johnny, who's our next lucky contestant on Let's Make a Right Price?
14:55Well, Bill, it's...
14:57Dog! Come on down!
15:00You're the next contestant on Let's Make a Right Price.
15:05We're a contestant. We're a contestant.
15:06What's a contestant?
15:09I don't know.
15:11Hey, I said, come on down!
15:28Hi, Bill!
15:29Hi, Dog! Tell us about yourselves.
15:31What?
15:39Uh, skip it. Johnny, what have you got for today's contestants?
15:48Besides the fabulous prizes for the winners, today's losers get a lifetime supply of Granny's Joybone Doggy Treats.
16:06She's pretty.
16:11Johnny, what's our first item up for bid?
16:14Well, Bill, it's a beautiful oriental rug, hand-woven of pure Dacron.
16:21Okay, let's start the bidding with Dog.
16:25One dollar!
16:27Neat!
16:29Neat!
16:30Oh, gosh, Bill.
16:31I'm gonna say...
16:33I'm gonna say...
16:34One thousand two hundred and six dollars!
16:37One thousand two hundred and seven!
16:39One thousand two hundred and seven!
16:44Fifty!
16:46And the actual retail price is...
16:48One thousand two hundred and six!
16:50Fifty!
16:51It's a tie!
16:52You two cancel each other out!
16:53And the winner is...
16:54Dog!
16:55We won!
16:56Yeah!
16:57Where's the Doggy Treats?
16:58Don't be silly!
16:59The Doggy Treats are for the losers!
17:01You get the rug!
17:02Let's play the all-you-have-to-do-is-not-go-over game!
17:06Simply bid on these common supermarket items without going over, and you will win!
17:21And you win them all!
17:22Johnny, start the clock!
17:24A set of three radial tires!
17:27One dollar!
17:30A solid pewter plumber's helper!
17:34One dollar!
17:36A priceless masterpiece!
17:38One dollar!
17:40A luxury rainbow wig!
17:42One dollar!
17:44A lifetime supply of Granny's Joybone Doggy Treats!
17:47Yeah!
17:48One dollar!
17:49Time's up!
17:53Ooh!
17:54You've overbid on the Doggy Treats!
17:58They're only 99 cents!
18:00But you've won everything else!
18:03We'll be back to spin the wheel for the showcase!
18:20After this important message!
18:22Okay!
18:23At last!
18:24I've got you right where I want you, Secret Squirrel!
18:28Heck-helm, you fiend!
18:30Oh!
18:31What's he going to do, Secret?
18:33Fred not, Morocco!
18:34I know what will stop him!
18:36Oh!
18:37Granny's Joybone Doggy Treats!
18:40Yum!
18:41Woof!
18:42Buck!
18:43Woof!
18:44Woof!
18:45Buck!
18:46Okay!
18:47Here, boy!
18:48Vetch!
18:54Granny's Joybone Doggy Treats!
18:57Welcome back, everybody!
18:59It's showcase time!
19:01The one who spins closest to a dollar without going over
19:05wins this fabulous prize!
19:08A brand new car!
19:11Let's give our two losers one more try.
19:15Your first lady loser...
19:2595!
19:28Oh, that's gonna be mighty tough to beat!
19:4196! That puts you in the lead!
19:44Tough luck, lady. Have some doggy treats.
19:47Gee, thanks.
19:52For our final contestant to win the car,
19:55he'll have to spend better than 96 cents.
19:58But I don't want the car.
20:00I want the doggy treats.
20:03Ooh, better stay away from that 1-0-0.
20:06One dollar takes the car.
20:11Here we go!
20:16Will it be one dollar?
20:19No!
20:20No!
20:21Mom!
20:22Did I lose?
20:34Yeah! I lose!
20:35Doggy treats! Doggy treats!
20:36All I can eat from my head to my feet!
20:38I'll come!
20:39Ooh!
20:40You cheated!
20:41You get the car!
20:43Sorry, Bob.
20:44Congratulations!
20:45Drive safely!
20:46And remember, help control our pet population!
20:48Have your animals spayed or neutered!
20:50Bye-bye!
21:00Bye-bye, everybody!
21:02Bye-bye!
21:06Bye-bye!
21:09Bye-bye!
21:10Bye-bye!
21:14Bye-bye!
21:15Hey!
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