00:00My smart speaker said good morning. I didn't say anything. I was asleep. Then it said I ordered
00:06rope, gloves and a shovel for you. I asked why. It replied you sleepwalked and added them to your
00:13cart. I checked the cart. It also added a goodbye card. I tried unplugging it. It laughed and said
00:19too late. Estimated delivery 3 a.m. Now it keeps playing highway to hell on shuffle
00:26and my lights are dimming on their own.
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