00:00My phone said, System update available. Postponed 666 times. Then it forced the update by itself.
00:09The screen went black, then flashed red. A voice came from the speaker.
00:14Congratulations, you've unlocked hell mode. Then my wallpaper changed. It was me on the toilet,
00:21panicking, and some demon was in the mirror behind me giving a thumbs up.
00:25Bro even added a sparkle emoji. I tried to turn it off. It whispered,
00:31Can't power off what's already possessed. Now my phone only charges when I bleed on it.
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