00:00I found a random sock in my laundry. It winked at me. Next morning it was on my foot. I didn't put
00:06it there. It whispered, we have a bond now. I threw it away. It came back wearing sunglasses.
00:12Then it made me breakfast and burned a toast with us, written in ash. Now it's living with me.
00:17Sleeps in a shoebox, pays rent in lint. It joined a dating app for socks. Bio said taken,
00:23but opened a matching. Last night it applied for a passport. My ID was missing, and the sock had a
00:29tiny mustache.
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