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00:00Triple H is, uh, he's got a book, Making the Game. It's in stores now. Triple H will be signing copies of his book tomorrow night from 7 to 9 at the Virgin. Look at this. Triple H, look at that.
00:10I'm afraid to see this.
00:12Look at this guy.
00:12Oh my God.
00:16What do you think of this?
00:17That's your biggest fan.
00:17That's your biggest fan right there. The gay pink song.
00:23Oh man.
00:24I think, uh, I don't think he knows anything about that. I think he just want to get in that machine and get whacked around for a while.
00:31Wow. What the hell?
00:33I don't know. Hey now, how's it going? What's going on?
00:36How you doing?
00:40Not too good right now, but...
00:41Yeah. Triple H, you are such a man. You're big, you're muscular, you play sports, you're a wrestler, and this has got to disgust you, what you're saying.
00:50Yeah, this, um...
00:52Dude, if you were a real fan, you would have never put yourself in that machine.
00:55Exactly.
00:55You know what?
00:56Not really, because I'm a hardcore fan. I'd pretty much do anything to meet a guy like you, man. I appreciate everything.
01:01Oh, obviously. Yeah. Obviously.
01:03I appreciate everything you guys do for the business, man.
01:06You're the champion of the ass bankers over there.
01:09You want to go service Triple H? You want to get over with?
01:11No, no, no, no. I'm not gay.
01:12I'm wondering if you'd ask him some questions about, like, my personal measurements or something like that. He might have had better answers for you.
01:18Do you know Triple H's personal measurements?
01:20No, not at all.
01:21Yes, you do.
01:22No.
01:22I know he's married to the hot Stephanie McMahon, that's for sure.
01:27Careful over there, you're wearing a thong now.
01:29I'm too excited.
01:31Right now, I'm pretending this Robo-Spark is Triple H.
01:36All right, say what you want to say to Triple H, because I want to interview him, but you've humiliated yourself. What is that?
01:41I love you, Triple H.
01:44I want to come between you and the lovely Stephanie McMahon. I want to be your lovely bride.
01:49Do you ever, well, go ahead, say what you want to say.
01:51Hey now, I'm a huge wrestling fan. I've been following this since grade school.
01:55I appreciate all you guys, what do all you guys and women now do for the business?
01:59He's got all your belts, by the way. He bought them.
02:02I see that over there.
02:03Do you even have your own belts? I mean, I picture that you throw them right in the garbage.
02:06Well, you know, I mean, when you're the champion, you've got to carry it around and stuff like that, but you hand it over when you lose it.
02:12But I don't have any of the fake ones, the replica ones, so to speak.
02:15But you know what? It's amazing. I was just saying to Gary, it's amazing how many people come to the arenas with those things.
02:21Wow.
02:21So it's all, it's all, well, double A belts, you know.
02:24When he shows up with a big belt, a lot of people look up to him then, right?
02:27I guarantee you, he's walked around his room at home with those belts on, butt naked, staring at himself in the mirror before.
02:34Not butt naked, but I definitely like visualize myself as a champion.
02:37But you didn't win the belts. Why would you have a belt? I don't understand. If you won it, I understand having it. You didn't win the belt.
02:42You've got to understand the whole concept of being a huge fan of wrestling.
02:46You always put yourself in this situation, like you're actually there, you're the champion.
02:50Right before he finishes the hookers off, he makes them announce him as the champion.
02:54I was going to say, double A, is it safe to say there are a lot of whores walking around with an impression of the belt on their face?
03:00All right, well, double A, double gay, whatever you're calling yourself these days.
03:03Double A, double gay.
03:03Double A, congratulations, you got to meet your hero, Triple H.
03:08Hey, now.
03:09And now, get out of here, because it's embarrassing.
03:12I appreciate it, Howard, thanks.
03:13Look at that gut. Please put some clothes on.
03:15Yeah, go put some clothes on, you've been spanked.
03:16Go wait online to get in the view.
03:18Oh, what a nightmare.
03:20I originally, when you were talking about his tan, I said, you know, brown fat looks better than white fat.
03:24That must be his theory, but now that I'm seeing it, I'm not so sure.
03:28Well, all fat looks pretty bad.
03:30Well, that's really something.
03:31By the way, I saw the movie Blade last night.
03:34Great job.
03:35I liked the movie a lot.
03:36I loved it.
03:36Thanks.
03:37And Richie, for me, was telling me he didn't like it.
03:40I don't know what happened there.
03:41Richie is usually a big fan of these kind of films.
03:43I liked it a lot.
03:44Got no sound.
03:45You got no sound.
03:46Guys, are we ever going to be able to get headphones that work?
03:48Yeah, they have to turn up the volume.
03:50Somebody's turned it down.
03:51Maybe in the new place, we'll get some headphones that work.
03:53We'll see how their engineers do.
03:55How's that?
03:55What's up now, Robin?
03:56Hi there, Triple H.
03:58Nothing.
03:59Nothing.
04:00Hello, hello, hello?
04:01Can you hear me through your headphones?
04:02I can hear you in the room.
04:03That's it.
04:04Oh, man.
04:05I'm so sorry.
04:06Oh, yes, Dave Letterman.
04:07Go ahead.
04:07Howard, I just want to say one thing.
04:08I'm totally straight, but Triple H is absolutely beautiful.
04:12Yeah.
04:12You're in love with him?
04:13Yeah.
04:13Yes.
04:13Would you like to get in the machine, sir?
04:15No, I don't think so.
04:16Good.
04:17David Letterman, Triple H.
04:18Triple H.
04:19Have you ever done the David Letterman show?
04:20I have not, no.
04:21Why don't you ever have Triple H on?
04:23Huh?
04:23Yeah, I think you see how handsome he is.
04:24Well, maybe we'll do that.
04:25Maybe we'll work something out.
04:27That'd be great.
04:27All right.
04:28I have $100 for you if you can sit in my lap, Mr. H.
04:34It's going to take a lot more than $100.
04:36That's right.
04:37You might get AA for $100.
04:39Yeah, $50.
04:40Do it for charity.
04:41So the whole, let's talk about the acting thing before we get to the book.
04:43Yeah, I mean, are you like following The Rock now?
04:46Is that the new deal?
04:47I don't want to say I'm following The Rock.
04:49I don't want to be The Rock.
04:50I want to be the first Triple H, you know what I mean?
04:52But Triple H, you don't want to follow in the footsteps.
04:54Like, Rock is doing well.
04:56The Rock is doing well.
04:57But even you admit that you don't want to follow in the footsteps of, what the hell's his name?
05:03Dwayne.
05:04No, what's that guy?
05:06Hulk Hogan.
05:07Oh, God, no.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Well, I'd like to actually make movies that are good that people want to see.
05:11What happened to Hulk Hogan?
05:12He got into movies, but he screwed up.
05:16Yeah, I mean, you know what I think the thing is?
05:18He just couldn't play anything other than Hulk Hogan, you know?
05:21Just brother and all the stuff.
05:23And he just couldn't be anything else, so it just didn't pan out for him, you know?
05:26So you're being a little more selective about what you do.
05:28Yeah.
05:28You know, I also, unlike Rock, and there's not a knock on him, but I'm not looking to leave wrestling.
05:33You know, I love what I do for a living, and it's a pretty good gig for me, so...
05:37Do you feel that Rock has turned his back on wrestling?
05:39No, I just think, you know, he's moved on to something else.
05:41He wanted to make movies.
05:43It started to work out for him, and he's walked away from wrestling to make movies.
05:46I don't blame him for doing that.
05:48But can he do both?
05:49That's my thing.
05:49I want to do both.
05:50I want to be able to, you know, I mean, there's obviously long periods of time in between making movies, so...
05:56Are you saying, in a way, The Rock is a pussy, that you did a full wrestling schedule, and you made your movie at the same time?
06:03And certainly it wasn't that difficult, right?
06:05You were able to do both.
06:06Yeah, I did both.
06:07Of course, you know, I had a part in the movie.
06:09It wasn't entirely my movie.
06:11It might be different if it was entirely my movie, and I had to be there the entire time.
06:14Are you looking for something like that, though?
06:15Yeah, but, you know, I would like to, you know, you take three months off to make a movie.
06:19There's a lot more months in a year.
06:20I'd like to make a movie, do three months or something like that, come back to wrestle and wrestle for another six, ten months or something like that, and then go make another one.
06:26And are you taking acting lessons, or do you just know how to do that?
06:30No, I mean, don't do that.
06:31Yeah, I mean, seriously, don't take any acting lessons.
06:33Well, Robin, have you seen The Blade?
06:35No, it's called make-believe.
06:37Yeah.
06:37I mean, come on.
06:38You do that on TV, wouldn't you?
06:40Exactly.
06:41That's what we do.
06:42You know what I mean?
06:42That's what wrestling is.
06:43I think that's where most people in Hollywood, they forget that.
06:46They look at us and go, well, you're just a wrestler.
06:47Well, what do you think I do for a living?
06:48Yeah, I mean, wait a minute.
06:49Do you think you could play any kind of part, or are there specific things you can do?
06:54Yeah, I mean, I think there's things that I would be better suited for.
06:57I don't think anybody can play any part, you know?
06:59Yeah, but you could.
07:00I mean, they did.
07:00Probably playing a midget wouldn't work out for me.
07:02On the set, they said, do you act like a vampire, and you did.
07:04Yeah.
07:04What is acting like a vampire like?
07:09Can you do a little bit of it?
07:10Yeah, it's actually acting just with big one-inch metal fangs in your mouth, which is not that easy.
07:15Would you ever, like, because of your wrestling persona, would you ever take a part as a gay man in a movie?
07:21Yeah, I mean, you know what?
07:22Honestly, if I read a script, like when I read these things, when I read Blade, it was a great story.
07:26I read it.
07:27It was a great story.
07:27If it's something that I think is entertaining, what if you were a flaming homo who had to get in a robo-spanker and a ping-pong and get spanked?
07:34A double-A, yeah.
07:35Yeah, I mean, what if you had to be in a double-A story?
07:37I'd probably pass on that one.
07:39Instead of a wrestler, what if you were a wrestling fan?
07:41Do I get to carry the belt with me?
07:43Yes, you would.
07:44He does have some background, though.
07:46You live with China, right?
07:48Yes, that's as close as being with a man as possible.
07:50You said did, right?
07:51Are you upset about China's sex video?
07:54You went out with...
07:55I've met you many times.
07:56I still don't get how you banged China.
07:59I don't get it.
08:00You know what?
08:02Just one of those things, you know what I mean?
08:04What did you think of the sex video?
08:05I've seen it.
08:06Have you seen it?
08:06I've not seen it, no.
08:07I saw it.
08:08You know what?
08:08It's her with a friend of mine, Sean Waltman, who used to wrestle with me.
08:12He's one of my best friends.
08:13And I've not seen it.
08:15I really don't have any interest in seeing it.
08:17She has a lot of pimples on her ass.
08:18I'm telling you, I saw it.
08:20It's a stir.
08:20I'm not making something up.
08:21Really?
08:21Did she have pimples on her ass when you were with her?
08:23Not that I recall, yeah.
08:24Wow.
08:24Did the WWE make you say you were dating China, or was it the real deal?
08:28No, it was the real deal.
08:29It was the real deal.
08:30Yeah.
08:30You know what?
08:31She was a lot different person when I first met her.
08:33Well, you know, when I first met her, she was selling beepers, right?
08:35And she was like the happiest person I'd ever met in my life.
08:37She was just happy all the time.
08:39The more success she got, the more miserable she got.
08:41When I first met her, she was a chick.
08:44You know what?
08:45Has he ever heard her sing?
08:46We ought to play her song.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48Do you ever hear her sing?
08:50I heard part of what she sang on this show.
08:53Yeah, right.
08:53Holiday.
08:54I'm not sure that was singing, but...
08:56It might be my favorite song.
08:57Yeah.
08:59Oh, you got to...
09:00I don't have her.
09:01I don't have to play for the holidays.
09:07No, that should never be with me.
09:13All right.
09:13I have one film.
09:14Oh, God.
09:15But are you dating or are you married to Stephanie?
09:17Oh, I'm married to Stephanie.
09:17You've been married for a year, yeah.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Yeah, I asked my girlfriend if she...
09:20My girlfriend did a TV show with Triple H.
09:22Oh, yeah.
09:23And I said, did he hit on you?
09:24She goes, no, he didn't.
09:25I go, oh.
09:25Yeah, you know what?
09:26I didn't hit on her, Howard, but I do have her phone number in my pocket.
09:29I thought so.
09:29No, I do.
09:30I saw some fireworks there.
09:31You do have her phone number.
09:33How'd you get her phone number?
09:33How did you get her phone number?
09:35Oh, this is terrible.
09:36I just...
09:36I'm going to show it to you.
09:37I just want you...
09:38I have to verify.
09:40Be aware.
09:40Hold on.
09:41Let me see.
09:44Yes, that is her phone number.
09:45Well, how'd that happen?
09:47See that?
09:48Is that her handwriting?
09:49You also have Steve Sharippa's phone number.
09:51Well, you know, you've got to cover all your bases, you know what I'm saying?
09:54I'm ripping that up.
09:56You're kidding me.
09:56Now, why would my girlfriend give you her number?
09:58Because she actually wants to take you to a show.
10:00I told her I'd get you a box at the garden, you know, and all that stuff.
10:03Is that right?
10:03She wants to take you to a show, so she gave me a number to call when we're coming to the garden.
10:06That doesn't sound good to me.
10:08Well, here's the other question.
10:08I'm hoping this is a no.
10:09Have you banged Steve Sharippa?
10:11No, but I did see him in a pink thong and a robo-smackers one.
10:15Now, Triple H, you say when you made Blade 3, Wesley Snipes is insane.
10:23You know what?
10:23I don't know if he's insane.
10:24He was fine with me, and this is the thing.
10:26You know, when you're a 6'4", 270-pound wrestler, no one's going to be mean to you.
10:32Yeah, guys tend to act a certain way to you, so he was very, very nice to me, but he wasn't
10:37so nice to a lot of other people on the set.
10:39What did you hear?
10:40You know, I mean, I just, I've been, he didn't talk to a lot of his co-stars at all.
10:46He was just very, very short with them.
10:49You know, I saw him threaten the director.
10:52That's great.
10:52Yeah.
10:53It's funny.
10:53Why would he threaten the director?
10:56You know, I don't know.
10:57Unhappy with direction of the film.
10:59I don't know.
10:59He's mental.
10:59I don't know.
11:00Right.
11:00So, you know, it's funny that, this is what I like about you.
11:03You're very honest.
11:04You went to work on the film, and you report what you saw.
11:06People should act a certain way.
11:07You acted professionally.
11:08Do you think he was just in character, because Blade is kind of a loner and isolationist?
11:15I don't know.
11:16That's what I, I mean, I've heard the reasoning being from other people, that, well, he was
11:20Blade the whole time or whatever, but.
11:22Please.
11:23Yeah.
11:23I know he wasn't Blade with me.
11:26He was Mr. Snipes, very nice.
11:28Yeah.
11:28Pleasure to meet you, sir.
11:29Good to see you, Mr. H.
11:30Yes.
11:30Did you have to call him Mr. Snipes?
11:32No.
11:32No.
11:33Did you actually see him get into a screaming match with the director?
11:36Yeah, I saw them get into it a couple of times.
11:38There was one day that I had gone on the set, you know, I wasn't working, but I'd gone on
11:44the set.
11:44You know, I was, when you're in a new environment like that, I'm trying to learn the business.
11:47You know, it's a different world for me, right?
11:48So, I went on set, and I was sitting with the director, I'm trying to take everything
11:52in and stuff like that, and all of a sudden this big battle started between him and Wesley,
11:55and David Goyer sat a little closer to me from then on.
11:58Yeah, right.
11:59Was he come to you for protection?
12:00No, he didn't say anything about that, but, you know.
12:03It must have embarrassed the director.
12:04I think, yeah, I mean, I think it embarrassed everybody there.
12:06Did you get any gist of what they were yelling at each other about?
12:08Was it about a shot?
12:09Yeah, about creative.
12:10He was just saying, you guys don't know what you're doing, type of thing.
12:12Really?
12:13Yeah.
12:13That's nice.
12:14Only Wesley know.
12:15You guys don't have a clue.
12:17And he has a clue?
12:19Apparently so, yeah.
12:20Wow.
12:21Well, I mean, that's, well, it's not that shocking.
12:23I don't know.
12:23They had scenes together, and they went all right.
12:26Yeah, your scenes went fine.
12:27Yeah, we went fine.
12:28I mean, you know, one of the other things, too, that got me, and I hate a guy that takes
12:32liberties with other people, you know, and when, to me, if you're a professional making
12:36a movie and there's stunt guys that are getting paid for you to knock around, you protect
12:39them as much as you can.
12:40Right.
12:41There's a lot of times I saw him really knocking the crap out of some stunt guys and say nothing,
12:46and I'm telling you, he touched me with one kick one time, and he must apologize
12:50to me ten times.
12:51Right, right.
12:52Good move.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Because you could beat his ass, couldn't you?
12:55You know, I don't know.
12:56Let's be honest.
12:57I mean, when it comes down to it, he is a karate guy, supposedly.
13:00Yeah.
13:00I don't believe that.
13:01Come on.
13:02You don't believe it?
13:02You don't want to go and have karate stuff with celebrities.
13:04Like Elvis was in a karate.
13:05Yeah, you know.
13:06Could you kick a guy's ass who knows karate?
13:09Oh, sure.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Yeah, you know what?
13:10I think most guys that take karate, it's just a bunch of motions.
13:13They know how to do the motions.
13:14Right.
13:14Yeah, have you ever seen anybody in a street fight anywhere at a bar or anything like that
13:17do, like, a karate?
13:19A couple of karate moves.
13:20No.
13:21Like, do a big backflip and go, ah, and not get punched dead in the face and knocked out.
13:25Like, guys who can't fight take karate.
13:26I took karate.
13:27Yeah.
13:28And I was almost up to black belt, and I realized all I could do was beat up the air.
13:31Yeah.
13:33You swing your arms around a circle, I'm pulling your eye out of your head, and let's see who
13:36wins the fight.
13:37Yeah, here's a karate move I learned.
13:38It's called hitting you with a pool cue in the face.
13:41Yeah.
13:41Yeah, exactly.
13:41So I think Wesley Snipes knew not to carry on with you.
13:44So you're saying, in the right circumstance, the guy knows how to behave.
13:48Oh, I believe so.
13:49That's the thing to me.
13:51Like, I'd believe the whole thing.
13:52He was blade all the time if he was that way all the time.
13:55But I didn't see him that way with me, so.
13:57If he had connected with a hard punch, would you have beaten the daylights out of him?
14:02Not unless I thought he did it intentionally.
14:04Well.
14:04You know what I mean?
14:04Yeah, but if he's going for contact, you're going to go for contact.
14:08Well, I mean, here's the thing.
14:09If I thought he did it with intent, if I thought he did it like, you know, screw this guy, I'm
14:14going to kick him as hard as I can, then I would have an issue with it.
14:16Well, I see in some of these scenes, this intense action.
14:19So you're saying when a stuntman would be fighting him, he would sometimes kick him for real.
14:23Yeah, there was some stuff where it was pretty brutal.
14:26Right.
14:26I saw stunt guys bleeding, and, you know, I mean, and I didn't see him saying anything
14:30to them.
14:30I mean, you know.
14:30He didn't apologize.
14:31Again, no.
14:32And again, maybe that's just the way he is.
14:33I don't know.
14:34Wow.
14:34I love this stuff.
14:35Well, you're another celebrity.
14:36Like I say, I'm just reporting what I see.
14:37I love this stuff.
14:38Yeah, but you're another celebrity on the set, so he's apologizing to you, so.
14:41Yeah, but to me, that's the thing, right?
14:43It doesn't matter.
14:44I don't care if this guy's making 200 bucks.
14:46That's his job.
14:46His job is to make you look good.
14:47You don't beat the crap out of them not saying anything.
14:49Right.
14:49If I punch a stunt guy in the face, I'm going to go over and go, dude, I'm sorry.
14:52Right.
14:53I didn't mean to connect.
14:54Yeah, he's a guy trying to get a job.
14:56You know what I mean?
14:56Now, what about this girl?
14:57I'm shocked that Wesley can draw blood on somebody.
14:59That's amazing.
15:00Why?
15:00He looks like a tough guy.
15:01Yeah, he's a tough guy.
15:02But, yeah, you never know.
15:03I think he's pretty salty.
15:05I mean, he's, you know, I think he probably does have some martial arts skills.
15:08Plus, he's a brother.
15:09They can all fight.
15:09Right.
15:10All the brothers fight.
15:11The only other person we ever heard him taking out was Andy Dick.
15:13Well, yeah.
15:15I'm pretty sure I could take out Andy Dick.
15:16But I'm not sure 100%.
15:17He's kind of wiry.
15:20So, what about this chick in the movie, this Jessica Bielmott?
15:25Did you get her in the trailer?
15:27I know you're into this Stephanie McMahon.
15:28Yeah, no, she's smoking, though, huh?
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31I tell you what, you know what?
15:31They don't show it enough in the movie, too.
15:33She's hot.
15:34She's deadly.
15:35Yeah, she had this little thing, and I know my wife's listening right now, so this is going
15:38to get me major heat.
15:39But she had this little gun belt on that just cupped her butt, and you...
15:41I know.
15:42When she's walking in the film...
15:44Yeah.
15:44I don't know if she's putting that on or what.
15:46Her ass is talking to me.
15:47Yeah, oh, yeah.
15:48Putting that on.
15:49I don't know.
15:50I mean, it's like that she's...
15:51Talking in a good way, too.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:53I mean, she's like the hottest chick, isn't she?
15:54Yeah.
15:54Oh, hello.
15:55Yeah, you should have her on the show just for that.
15:57I would.
15:57I would have her on the show, and I'd put her on the robo-spanker in a pair of panties.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Does her ass sound like high pajaric?
16:03Yes.
16:03Hello.
16:03Not like a...
16:04Who's she doing?
16:09Was she with any guys on the set?
16:10Yeah, you know, I didn't see any.
16:11Yeah, I didn't see any guys around.
16:14The only thing I saw is towards the end of filming, she had a bunch of girls come up.
16:17Like her college...
16:18Oh, that's hot.
16:19College roommates were up.
16:20It was like Girls Gone Wild.
16:22Oh, man.
16:22Tell me she's gay.
16:23Like a whole bunch of us went out, Ryan, myself, and Jessica was there, and a whole bunch of
16:28people from the cast all went out to a bar.
16:29She had a bunch of her college friends.
16:31It was like Girls Gone Wild in the corner.
16:32And what does she wear when she just goes out to the bar?
16:34Or is she like really provocative?
16:35No, just like club.
16:36Where she had on jeans and a tight top or something.
16:39A belly shirt?
16:40Yeah, yeah.
16:40A little belly shirt.
16:41God damn.
16:42But were the girls dancing with each other and doing things?
16:44Were they making out?
16:45No, they weren't making out or anything like that, but they were having a good time.
16:48How many girls?
16:49I think she had like four friends with her or something like that.
16:51But she's all like sucking up to you, you know, Triple H, rubbing your chest.
16:54You know what?
16:55She was very nice.
16:56Yeah, very nice.
16:57But very regular girl.
16:58I mean, you know, she comes across, like, image-wise, I think she comes across as being, you know,
17:04aloof, she's very hot or whatever.
17:05But, you know, when you meet her, she's like, how old or broad is this?
17:10I think she's only like 22 or 23, I think.
17:12She's young, yeah.
17:13That's young.
17:14Perfect.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Yeah, she's practically fresh.
17:17Yeah.
17:17But she's always burping and, you know, she likes the gross websites and stuff like that.
17:22Yeah, I'll show her gross.
17:23We'll see what she likes.
17:24Yeah, we'll see.
17:25We'll see how much of a player she is, right, Robbie?
17:27She doesn't know what gross is.
17:28She hasn't seen gross.
17:31I'm doing more than burping to her.
17:33I'll show her double A and a robo-spanker.
17:34That's gross.
17:35You're not kidding me.
17:37Quote from Triple H on whether he consulted other wrestlers on how to act.
17:41I would have liked to have talked to Hulk Hogan to find out what he did so I could not do it.
17:48So how did you make the worst movies in Hollywood ever?
17:50I love that.
17:52Hey, man, so life's good.
17:53Yeah, you know what?
17:54I can't blame the guy, though.
17:55I mean, he took a paycheck and he made some bad movies.
17:58Yeah, that's it.
17:59He got paid for it.
17:59He's living in a big mansion.
18:01Now he's advising his daughter on her career.
18:02Exactly.
18:03Yeah, that should go well.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yeah.
18:06That's what she's asking.
18:07Dad, what did you do so I don't do it?
18:09All right, so the book is out now.
18:10Yeah.
18:11It's just like guys like double A, they want to get into your kind of shape.
18:14You talk about your life.
18:15You talk about what you eat.
18:17Yeah.
18:17All that stuff.
18:18Simon & Schuster forever was on me to do a biography like Rock did
18:22or a lot of guys, and I just felt like it's not something you do
18:25at the middle of your career.
18:27It's something you do at the end.
18:27You should do if you had sex with China.
18:30Two chapters right there, pal.
18:31Everybody needs to be here.
18:32Let me write that book with you.
18:33I'd buy that book.
18:35Give me all the details for that.
18:36So the biggest question I get asked is how to get in shape, you know.
18:41Outside of wrestling and movie questions, how to get in shape.
18:43So I wrote a book about it, how to get in shape.
18:45How do you get rid of that belly flab on your stomach?
18:48I got that last, like, inch.
18:49I work out.
18:50I starve myself.
18:52Is it steroids?
18:53Yeah.
18:53What do I need?
18:53Is it the juice?
18:54Come on.
18:55That's Barry Bonds.
18:56Come on.
18:57You know, it's, I mean, really, it's just diet and training.
19:01But, I mean, the older you get, the harder it gets.
19:03Do you run?
19:04You know, I don't run.
19:05You know, I'm in the ring four or five nights a week for 30 minutes at a time.
19:09So cardio-wise, I don't do any of that because it just wears me down.
19:12I'm trained four days a week in the gym with weights.
19:14And what are you, like whole chickens?
19:15You just bite the head off and eat them?
19:17Yeah, Ross.
19:18I get that.
19:18Chauncey, you're on the air.
19:19What's up?
19:20Hey, Howard.
19:21Two quick questions.
19:22One, it was funny.
19:22I interviewed Triple H once, and I had to send several forms of proof that stepping out wasn't a gay magazine before you would talk to her.
19:30Really?
19:31You know, it is a gay name.
19:32Yeah, I never thought of it before.
19:34Oh, it's gay.
19:35Yeah, he was really concerned.
19:36Even when he got on a phone with me, he said, are you sure this is not a gay magazine?
19:39Not to mention, you sound gay, and the name Chauncey sounds gay.
19:42Yeah, and that word, that word out in the title.
19:44This is Chauncey from Stepping Out Magazine?
19:47Yeah.
19:48Are you sure this isn't gay, gay man?
19:52I'm going to need you to sign something, son.
19:53I swear it's not gay.
19:56So, Chauncey, what's your question?
19:57So, my question is, you know, I asked Triple H if he ever would fight in the ring for real, like an ultimate fighting or, you know, real fighting.
20:05And he said, no, he never would do it.
20:07He never would fight for real.
20:08Right.
20:08So, I'm just wondering, if you had a pick between Chuck Zito and Triple H, if they were in the ring, who do you think would win?
20:14Oh, that'd be some fight.
20:15You know Chuck?
20:15Yeah, I know Chuck real well.
20:17You think you can kick his ass?
20:18Better not say yes.
20:19Yeah, Chuck would be tough.
20:20Yeah, Chuck knows how to fight.
20:21Make your box.
20:22Chuck's a tough guy, plus, you know, I'm sure he would take it to the limit.
20:26Yeah.
20:26You know what I'm saying?
20:27One of you would be dead.
20:28Yeah, I don't think there'd be a cutoff time or anything like that.
20:32Yeah, there's a fight.
20:32No stopping for blood.
20:33No, there's a fight I'd like to see.
20:35The answer is, we don't talk about that.
20:39You don't talk about whether Chuck could beat someone up.
20:41You don't talk about whether Triple H could.
20:43Chuck's a good guy.
20:44You know what, Chuck and I would be more likely to team together and beat somebody else up.
20:48That'd be better.
20:48Actually, all right.
20:49Let's go to Stu.
20:50Stu, you're on the air.
20:51Hey, it's Brat Pitt's brother.
20:53Oh, yeah, Stu Pitt.
20:54Hey, Triple H.
20:57Yeah, Stu Pitt.
20:59Yes.
21:02Yes, Stu, come on.
21:03Listen, Triple H, when you were acting with Wesley Snipes, did you ever, like, look over
21:07there and think to yourself, look at this bony nigga bastard.
21:10Oh, here we are.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:12Did you ever want to tell him to go f*** himself?
21:14Wow.
21:15Did you ever want to tell him to go f*** himself?
21:17Why are you so racist?
21:18What's the matter with you, stupid?
21:19He's the blackest nigger I've ever seen.
21:21Oh.
21:22It's amazing.
21:23It's amazing that your parents had the foresight to name you stupid.
21:26Yeah.
21:28I mean, what a terrible...
21:29Do you really want him to answer that question?
21:31Yeah, seriously.
21:32Did you have any racial thoughts?
21:34Triple H.
21:34Do you see color?
21:35Hey, could you pull your white hood up?
21:37I'm having trouble hearing you through your phone.
21:38It's not that way.
21:39In the back of your mind, you ever think, what a disgusting, phony nigga.
21:41No, I didn't.
21:42He didn't think that.
21:43You're lying.
21:43You're lying.
21:44That's what makes you a pussy.
21:45Oh, come on, stupid.
21:47That's outrageous.
21:47Stupid.
21:49Nick, you're on the air.
21:50Hi.
21:51Bumped at the Triple H a couple years back at the Bullseye Diner.
21:54This guy's no Dwayne Johnson.
21:55You know, he's ignoring his fans.
21:59The Rock, taking pictures, signing autographs.
22:01This guy's talking to China about this, that, and the other thing.
22:06So, you know, this guy should have no time on the air.
22:09He's no Dwayne Johnson.
22:10Triple H, is it fair for someone to meet you in a diner and they say, hey, Triple H, stand up, take pictures, let's do this?
22:17And you say, no, I'm busy talking to someone.
22:18I can't do it right now.
22:19No, not just that.
22:20He was just pretending that he was busy, you know.
22:22The Rock gave everybody the time that they wanted with him.
22:25I guess you were there for my entire night, so you know that I wasn't busy, you know.
22:29I mean, I suppose you've never had a moment where you were just sitting there with your head down.
22:33You've never had a moment where you were busy in your life.
22:36I noticed something in the wrestling community.
22:38Wrestling fans feel that wrestlers should always, it's almost like country music fans.
22:42Yeah.
22:43That wrestlers should always be available to them 24-7.
22:46Yeah, you know what, because they, I think because they watch you and when guys watch the show and they see what we do,
22:53I think they think that's exactly what we are and they're part of our lives.
22:56So, hey, I don't know if I've heard that a million times.
22:58Hey, you've got to sign this.
23:00I pay your paycheck.
23:00When you hear a pinhead on the phone like this, do you want to crush his skull with your bare hand?
23:05I wouldn't waste my time.
23:06I see.
23:07All right.
23:07Well, listen, Triple H's book, Making the Game, is in stores now.
23:12And his part, why are you laughing about that?
23:13I was just laughing at stupid's question again.
23:15Oh, okay, you're still on that one.
23:18It's the humor that keeps on giving.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Triple H Christmas will be signing copies of his book tomorrow night.
23:24See, I'm still thinking about that he has my girlfriend's phone number.
23:27Wow.
23:27That's good to me, too.
23:28I mean, it's like, hey, why has she given out her number to Triple H?
23:31That is a little weird.
23:32When you come on Howard's show, you never know what he's going to ask you.
23:34And I kept thinking, you know, I got the Trump card in my pocket.
23:36Absolutely.
23:37I got the Trump card.
23:38You were holding an ace.
23:40Yeah.
23:40Do you have Stephanie McMahon's number in your wallet?
23:43I don't even have Beth's number in my wallet.
23:45Triple H will be signing copies of his book tomorrow night from 7 to 9 at the Virgin Megastore.
23:50There's a big book signing in Union Square, Manhattan.
23:52And then this Saturday afternoon from 2 to 4 at the bookends in Ridgewood, New Jersey.
23:57And see Triple H in Blade, Trinity.
24:00In theaters now, I recommend it.
24:02I enjoy it.
24:02If Numsco wants to come over to the book signing, I guarantee I won't be too busy.
24:06I'll meet you, shake your hand, sign your book.
24:08There you go.
24:08There you go.
24:09That's the proper place.
24:10You've got time for you today.
24:10Yeah, exactly.
24:11Will you sign every book?
24:12Let's say there are thousands of people there.
24:14Will you sign every book?
24:14I will sign every book.
24:16All right.
24:16There you go.
24:16Then you have it.
24:17So Triple H isn't backing out on his fans.
24:19All right.
24:19Look.
24:20We've got to take a break.
24:21What if Double A brings 3,000 books?
24:23And belts and everything else.
24:25As long as he's fully dressed, I will sign his book.
24:27Double A, wasn't that a thrill meeting Triple H?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31I think I got sticky shorts.
24:33Right.
24:33You want to change your underpants?
24:35I want to change my underpants.
24:36Anybody got like a little...
24:37Like a man-pon?
24:39Like a man-pon or something.
24:40Like a sponge.
24:41Dave Letterman, you've got to have...
24:42He's not exactly wrestling with his conscience, is he?
24:46What?
24:47The go-to guy.
24:49David Letterman.
24:50What a bum.
24:52Triple H kicked David Letterman's ass.
24:54Wow.
24:56I haven't got insurance, so...
24:57How are you?
24:58You doing all right over there?
24:59I'm doing good.
24:59By the way, where is Beetlejuice's manager?
25:01You know, when I heard him berate your staff the other day, I was in full agreement with him.
25:06You were?
25:06Yeah.
25:06Okay.
25:07Well, that's one guy who was.
25:08All right.
25:09Listen, Triple H, an honor to have you here.
25:11Great.
25:11Thanks for having me.
25:12Great to have you.
25:12Always honest about everything.
25:13Love that Wesley Snipes stuff.
25:15And when Wesley's here, I'm going to match you guys up in a cage.
25:17All right.
25:18Let you go at each other.
25:19I feel cage, yeah.
25:19Would you ever do another movie with Wesley Snipes?
25:21Sure.
25:21You would?
25:22Yeah.
25:22Like I said, he was great to me, so if he wanted to do something else and it was the
25:26right thing, I'd do it.
25:27Was he nice to Jessica Biel?
25:28I bet you he was nice to her.
25:29You know what?
25:30I didn't see them around each other that often.
25:32They didn't have a lot of scenes together in the stuff that I saw, so it's hard to say.
25:36I bet he banged her.
25:37I bet so, too.
25:38That really aggravates me.
25:41Supposedly, he just got married.
25:42Who?
25:43Wesley Snipes.
25:44Really?
25:45Yeah.
25:45Who'd put up with him?
25:46I have no idea.
25:47Based on what Triple H was.
25:48It wasn't Halle Berry.
25:49He likes Asian bro.
25:50Oh, yeah.
25:51It's an Asian thing with this guy, right?
25:52I don't know.
25:53Yeah.
25:54He seemed to know.
25:55He was with Halle Berry for a while, right?
25:57Yeah, he was.
25:57Oh, was he?
25:58Yeah.
25:58Didn't they have a big issue with some abuse or something?
26:01He never said who it was, but everybody speculates that it was Wesley Snipes.
26:05We don't know who.
26:06Listen, it's not for us to say.
26:08Yeah, what do we know?
26:09We just know he likes Asian broods.
26:10Yeah.
26:11Hey, who doesn't?
26:12Who doesn't?
26:12Yeah, exactly.
26:13I've never had an Asian, have you?
26:16I believe the fifth.
26:17No, yeah.
26:18But he was in China.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Oh, wow.
26:23He likes China, we know that.
26:25Hey, the guy who's having sex with China in the video, is that a wrestler also?
26:29Yeah.
26:29Yeah, Sean Waltman, he used to be X-Pac, yeah.
26:32Yeah, yeah.
26:32Still a friend of mine.
26:33Oh, yeah?
26:33Yeah.
26:34Is he still doing her?
26:35You know what?
26:36What day is it?
26:36I don't know.
26:37They're on again, off again.
26:38Who knows?
26:38I see.
26:38They're both out there right now.
26:41You were probably glad he took her off again.
26:42Yeah, it wasn't a sad thing.
26:44All right.
26:45Triple H, everybody.
26:46Get the book.
26:47It's in bookstores now.
26:48Making the Game.
26:48Yes, Dave.
26:49I just want to ask Triple H a question.
26:51Triple H.
26:51Triple H.
26:52Triple H.
26:53Triple H.
26:53Will this one be funny?
26:54I don't know.
26:54I just want to ask you, did you ever see that movie with Andy Kaufman, that Jim Carrey thing?
26:59You know what?
27:00I didn't see it.
27:00You ever saw that?
27:01Yeah, no, I didn't see it.
27:02May I lift your hair and kiss your neck?
27:04No.
27:04You may not.
27:05Yeah.
27:06Well, that's my job.
27:07I appreciate it if you didn't.
27:08He's mine.
27:09Getting very dang here.
27:10All right.
27:10Come on.
27:11What a come on.
27:11You're unbelievable.
27:12Yeah.
27:13The game meter's hitting red.
27:15I didn't know you went that way, Dave.
27:17All right.
27:17We're going to take a break.
27:18We'll be back with the news.
27:19Triple H, everyone.
27:20We'll be back after this.
27:21And go see him tomorrow night from 7 to 9 at the Virgin Megastore in Union Square, Manhattan.
27:29And this Saturday afternoon from 2 to 4 at the bookends in Ridgewood, New Jersey.
27:32I'll be there.
27:33I know you will.
27:34He'll be following you.
27:35I'll be everywhere.
27:36Every step on the floor.
27:37I'll be there.
27:38I'll be there.
27:38I'll be there.
27:39Working in the shadows.
27:40It sounds like Dave Letterman's going to be right there.
27:42That's a chapstick, yeah.
27:43And see Triple H of Blade Trinity in theaters now.
27:45We'll be back right after this.
27:47Howard Stern.
27:48He's somebody who.
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