00:00And you're about to meet is the reason why RAW will always be a superior brand and why
00:07RAW will dominate at WrestleMania here in Seattle. Ladies and gentlemen, the
00:13heavyweight champion of the world.
00:39It's all about the game.
00:41I know you're playing it all about your identity.
00:46It's all about your identity and it's the same.
00:49It's all about you.
00:50Who's gonna make it?
00:52I am the king.
00:53You don't wanna play me.
00:55I am the clown.
00:56No way, you can't take me.
00:57I am heavy, just no way, you can't take me.
01:01I am the way, but I know you can't take me.
01:04I know you don't want me to drive.
01:06I am the way, you can't take me.
01:09I am the game, I make you lose.
01:13Don't move on to me, I want you to lose.
01:16Try to figure out what my mood is gonna do.
01:19You can't take me, you can't take me.
01:21Don't keep me, you can't take me.
01:33Oh, I'm sorry, he couldn't be here today, he had an appointment with a wheelchair.
01:50Listen, homie, don't even make me start on you, all right?
01:52Just sit down and shut up.
02:00You know, we get all this hype about WrestleMania, WrestleMania coming to Seattle.
02:06I think you guys are missing the point of the show that you're seeing right now.
02:11I mean, look at what you've already seen right here tonight.
02:16You've seen Kurt Angle come up here and try to convince the world that he doesn't suck.
02:27Kurt, don't worry champ, we believe you.
02:31It's true, it's true.
02:37We've seen the big show come out here with one of the best uses for a circus tent I have
02:43ever seen.
02:46Brother, you look sharp.
02:49Thank you, thank you very much.
02:53And I don't know if anybody has noticed it or not, but one of the greatest displays of bravery that
02:58I have ever seen in my life.
03:01Edge, Edge has come out here wearing the most heinous sandals that I have ever seen in my life.
03:09Flip them bad boys up on the table.
03:12Look at those things.
03:14Hey, and it gets worse because they're open toe, and if you can see them talons, he's...
03:21Oh my God.
03:26I can hang from trees, and I'm proud of them.
03:36And to top it all off, Brock Lesnar in one of the greatest Jim Ross impersonations of all time.
04:00It's striking, I mean, is it live or is it Memorex?
04:05We have the same genetics, you can tell.
04:08That, my friends, is good DNA.
04:13You know, I only had so much time to come out here today, so I had to make a big
04:18decision.
04:20You know, I could have come out here, and I could have used this time to see something I've wanted
04:28to see my whole life.
04:29And I had the opportunity to try to do it once.
04:32It didn't work out.
04:35And I really like to do it, but I don't think I have the time.
04:38But I mean, I would like to see you take a Rooney.
04:56Now hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:58See, this is the thing is, I heard him talking about it earlier, and he's right.
05:02We don't have the time to shut up.
05:07Go home and put your teeth in, would you, or something.
05:15We don't have the time to try to get him to do the take a Rooney now.
05:19But, I have started a petition, I've already signed it in the back, if we get enough signatures by March
05:2530th, Safeco Field, WrestleMania, we can get the act of Congress to see Dead Man Spinning one time.
05:47Now, before I get my ass chokeslammed without my wrestling boots on, let me just explain to you this, March
05:5630th, Safeco Field, what you see on stage before you are the greatest athletes, bar none, on this planet.
06:08And what you also see are the greatest entertainers, bar none, on this planet.
06:19And these men and women will come March 30th, Safeco Field, WrestleMania, and they will play their game like nobody
06:28else ever has.
06:33And leading the way will be the, and mark my words, I said the real world's heavyweight champion.
06:47And you're looking at him.
07:03How great is this?
07:04How great is this?
