00:07My next guest is a four-time WWF world champion this Sunday.
00:14He'll be fighting for the undisputed world championship in WrestleMania 18.
00:19Please welcome Triple H.
00:42We always get that immediate test of strength in there, right?
00:45That's right. I just had to show you who was boss.
00:47You always do. Right away.
00:49Really smart move with Triple H. I'm gonna show him who's boss.
00:53You know, I noticed, uh, when I was in the back just watching this, you two have the exact same
00:58haircut.
01:01That's, uh, that's why I was invited.
01:06His head doesn't have the same kind of girth yours has.
01:10You're saying I have a fat head?
01:11No, it's just big.
01:12Don't make me come over there.
01:14Because I will...
01:15Easy.
01:15You know, if you want to fight...
01:18I can't get way over there to fight you. I'm too busy right now.
01:22It would take a long time to get there.
01:24That move we just saw in the clip.
01:26Yeah.
01:27That's your move.
01:28Pedigree.
01:28It's called the pedigree.
01:30What's involved with the pedigree? Explain.
01:32You basically, uh, take a guy, put his head between your legs...
01:36Alright, now let's...
01:37Alright!
01:39Yeah.
01:40So, what did you think of this one?
01:44Late night, too much to drink.
01:48Gets lonely on the road.
01:49Yeah, why are you staring at our haircuts?
01:57Uh...
02:01I've never felt so alone.
02:03The threesome skit was good.
02:08You just almost crushed my leg.
02:10Why do girls like that?
02:12That's horrible.
02:12Girls like to watch guys get it on.
02:14Now...
02:15When you do that...
02:15The trick is, you gotta get the head facing down, not up.
02:19Right, right.
02:20It's down.
02:20And you're wearing a cup of some kind when you do that, right?
02:23No cup. That's all me.
02:24Oh.
02:30Uh, now, you are, uh...
02:32How tall are you?
02:346'4", just over 6'4".
02:36And, and...
02:36What do you weigh?
02:37About 270.
02:38Okay, you work out...
02:39Do you...
02:40What do you eat?
02:41Like, what...
02:41Do you eat constantly?
02:43Do you eat giant meals?
02:44How does it work?
02:45How do I achieve this physique?
02:48I've only got about a month to do it in.
02:50I'm fighting Danny Bonaduce soon.
02:53You're screwed.
02:54Yeah, I'm screwed.
02:55Okay.
02:55Now, what do you...
02:56What to describe?
02:56I think people would want to know.
02:57I eat like a regular guy.
02:59You know, just, uh...
03:00You eat like a regular guy like you'd eat me?
03:02Right.
03:05Listen.
03:07This interview is going all wrong.
03:11Um...
03:11This will be all excerpted in Screw Magazine.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Check it out.
03:17Um...
03:17No, I eat regular meals.
03:19I just do it more often.
03:20Like, I'll eat, you know, just regular steak and potatoes or something like that.
03:23But it's just, I eat every two hours.
03:25Two and a half hours.
03:26What do you have a steak on you at the...
03:28I mean...
03:29Do you keep a steak in your wallet?
03:31I'm leaning to the side right now.
03:32I've got a...
03:32Right.
03:32I've got a T-bone in my back pocket that's killing me.
03:35Um...
03:35The wrestling world fascinates me.
03:37You guys are huge stars.
03:38And I've noticed that, uh...
03:40The big stars are ones that have sort of like a great image.
03:43You know, this is The Rock or...
03:45Uh...
03:45Or Triple H or...
03:46Or Stone Cold Steve Austin.
03:48These are people that are very identifiable.
03:50Have you ever seen a wrestler come along and adopt an image that's just stupid?
03:54And you know it's not gonna work.
03:56Like, they come up to you and go,
03:56What do you...
03:57I'm the beekeeper.
04:00And we're a beekeeper's outfit.
04:02I mean, is any...
04:02You know, and you just know when you see it.
04:06Yeah, we've had our share of...
04:07You know, there's some...
04:08Some that don't quite work out.
04:10We've had, you know, different characters and all that things.
04:12One...
04:12We had a guy that was, uh...
04:14A garbage man one time.
04:17Duke...
04:18Duke the Dumpster Josie, you know.
04:20Right.
04:20He was a garbage man.
04:21He figured that's not really gonna work out.
04:23His motto was, I'm not well paid.
04:25You know.
04:26That's not gonna work.
04:27But then sometimes, like, you'll have a bad name like that.
04:29And then you go to a foreign country and they actually make it worse.
04:32Like, we were in Kuwait one time wrestling on a tour.
04:34And there was a big thing with all the guys on there.
04:37And they called him in Kuwait, Duke the Hamster.
04:40Which, just, I mean...
04:41I sense a theme here, Cody.
04:43Yeah.
04:43I know.
04:44Leave it alone, Harry.
04:45Leave it alone.
04:47Please leave it alone.
04:48Um...
04:50Now, because I was looking through this magazine today.
04:52And also, some of these...
04:53Like, there's a lot of, like, really well-known wrestlers here.
04:55And then there are some where I'm like, I don't know if these guys are gonna make it.
04:59And maybe I'm wrong, but, you know, like...
05:01Like, is that a good...
05:04You know, like, we came up with our thing is to go like that.
05:08Or this guy right here, look at Crash.
05:10He's like, this is what I do.
05:11I think about stuff.
05:13You know.
05:15I mean...
05:15That's what we call in the business cannon fodder.
05:18Really? Oh.
05:18Yeah. He's the guy that gets creamed.
05:21Oh.
05:21So it's like the team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
05:25They're supposed to go out there and...
05:26Yeah. Yeah.
05:27They get...
05:27Get confetti thrown on them and fall down a lot.
05:29Yeah.
05:31Um...
05:31I find this very interesting.
05:33You...
05:33In real life, you date...
05:35Uh...
05:35Vince McMahon's daughter.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Stephanie McMahon.
05:38Stephanie McMahon.
05:39You date the boss's daughter.
05:40Yeah.
05:40You also fight him professionally and clash with him.
05:45Sometimes.
05:45Does that ever get like to be this weird dynamic?
05:47Where you're sort of your main enemy in your profession is the father of the person you're dating?
05:55It's kind of like a guy's dream, isn't it?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Beat the crap out of your girlfriend's daughter.
06:00I mean, your...
06:01Girlfriend's dad.
06:08Well...
06:11I think we're out of time.
06:14This show's had a different twist today.
06:17Yeah.
06:18That happens here a lot.
06:21Before we go, WrestleMania is on Sunday.
06:24You gonna win this thing?
06:25You gotta watch and see.
06:27I can, you know...
06:27I mean, uh...
06:28But if I was a betting man...
06:31Yeah, I got a pretty good shot at it.
06:33Okay.
06:33Chris Jericho, he's been undisputed champ for a while, but I got his number.
06:36Uh...
06:37If you need any help, Harry and I are there for you.
06:40You could...
06:41You could tap out at any time, tag us, and we'd be...
06:44I like his number, too.
06:45Yeah.
06:46I made this offer last time about, you know, I could hold you by the ankles and swing.
06:50You got that big melon, knock guys out with...
06:52What do you keep on my head, the big melon?
06:56Look in the monitor.
06:57Have you seen...
06:58Oh my God, it's huge!
07:05Would that be my name?
07:06If I was a WWE...
07:07Would I...
07:08If I was a wrestler, would I be the big melon?
07:10It'd be like the honeydew.
07:12That'd be your name.
07:16That's a good living.
07:17Alright.
07:18WrestleMania 18 airs this Sunday on Pay Per View.
07:21Triple H, always an amazing guest.
07:23Thank you very much.
07:24Best of luck to you.
07:25Coming up, Harry Connick Jr. will sing for us.
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