00:01Welcome to the easter egg. You've found it. Congratulations.
00:04I hope we've made it difficult for you.
00:08Basically, this is no exception to the previous easter eggs.
00:13Yet another comic piece of genius.
00:16Basically, this is an interview with Dominic Monaghan and myself.
00:20He interviews me. I could not see him on the day, therefore
00:23I didn't necessarily know it was him. Because I was doing the interview via satellite.
00:27I was in New York City while the cast was actually in Berlin.
00:31And so I couldn't see him, but he could see me. They had a monitor in Berlin
00:35that allowed the interviewers to actually see me sitting in New York.
00:40And he sat down and posed as a German interviewer.
00:43And I bought it initially.
00:47You kind of get the idea. It's actually incredibly funny.
00:51So I'll let, actually, Hans Jensen set it up himself.
00:58Welcome. We'll call him.
01:01To Kino Das Bang Bang Boom Boom 1970
01:04Sie ein Hein, ich habe diese Jacke gekommen 2004.
01:10Today I will be interviewing Elijah Woods.
01:13Elijah is an incredible actor from Los Angeles, California.
01:18Born in Idaho. Or is it Iowa?
01:21Not important.
01:24He is an actor working in the United States of America.
01:29Incredible, incredible actor.
01:30And I have been searching for him all my life.
01:36He has incredible blue eyes.
01:38And this interview has been the most special interaction I have had with an actor in 17 years.
01:48So please sit back, enjoy, wear a smoking jacket and a bib, and take on board the genius that is
01:58Hans Jensen.
01:59Good evening.
02:02Hello, Mr. Woods.
02:03Hello, Mr. Hans.
02:05Mr. Jensen, Mr. Jensen.
02:07Mr. Jensen, sorry.
02:08Hello.
02:09You having a nice day?
02:11Yes, I am.
02:13I think...
02:13Yes, it's very early in the morning.
02:16What time is it in Australia?
02:19Oh, I'm not in Australia.
02:21You're in New Zealand?
02:22No, I'm in New York.
02:24New York? New Amsterdam.
02:26That's right.
02:27Okay, we begin now.
02:31Mr. Woods, it's a pleasure to meet you, to have met you.
02:35You're a big fan of music we hear, and in Germany we have Kraftwerk and also Daft Punk.
02:41You know this?
02:42Yes, Kraftwerk started the electronic music movement, and Daft Punk are brilliant.
02:49I love Daft Punk.
02:50Yes, we hear you...
02:51I actually worked with...
02:52Excuse me, I interrupt you.
02:53No, I actually worked with Michelle Gondry, who directed the Around the World video for Daft Punk.
03:02Yes, she is a fantastic director.
03:04Yes, he is.
03:05He, yes, I'm sorry.
03:08I'm nervous.
03:10Excuse me.
03:11So, you DJ in New Zealand, Australia, America.
03:17You enjoy...
03:18Yeah.
03:19You enjoy music.
03:20You're a very big fan of music we hear over in Germany.
03:23Yes, I love music.
03:26I have done a bit of DJing.
03:28I wouldn't...
03:28I think DJ purists would probably hate me, because I only DJ with CDs.
03:35I don't know if anybody can hate you, Mr. Woods, with your eyes and your American voice.
03:44But I haven't really graduated to vinyl yet.
03:47But yeah, I've done a fair bit of DJing.
03:48Do you...
03:49It's good fun.
03:49Do you scratch?
03:51No.
03:52You mix?
03:53You mix music?
03:54Yes, I mix music live, yes.
03:56Yes.
03:56So, to Frodo.
03:58He...
03:59On page 720 of The Lord of the Rings, there is a quote from Frodo.
04:04He says, in a world filled with mirth and magic, you lose time in yourself.
04:09You...
04:10You...
04:10You agree with this comment?
04:12In a...
04:13I will repeat it for you.
04:15Please.
04:16In a world...
04:17You...
04:18You can hear me.
04:19You can hear me.
04:20Yes?
04:21Yes?
04:22Yep.
04:22In a world filled with mirth and magic, you lose time in yourself.
04:26You agree with this...
04:27This statement from Frodo?
04:30You lose time within yourself.
04:33Um...
04:33You...
04:34Yeah, that's interesting.
04:35Yeah.
04:36I...
04:37You begin to forget yourself, I think.
04:40Yes, and I think that's exactly what Frodo goes through.
04:43Because ultimately, by the end of Frodo's journey, he...
04:48He doesn't have...
04:49It's a bad question.
04:49It's a bad question.
04:50Forget it.
04:51No, no, no, no.
04:51It's not a bad question.
04:52Forget it.
04:53It's not a bad question.
04:54Sean Astin, your Hobbit friend, quoted as saying,
04:59You are a beautiful man.
05:00A beautiful man.
05:01You...
05:02Do you...
05:02Do you have a comment for Sean?
05:05And also, there is a...
05:07How do I say without being rude?
05:10A gay connotation.
05:15Oh, you laugh.
05:17It's funny.
05:20No?
05:20You agree?
05:21No.
05:22He says you are a beautiful man.
05:24You are...
05:24You're a beautiful...
05:26Yeah, well...
05:27Yeah, there's no gay...
05:28There is no gay connotation to that whatsoever.
05:30Sean Astin is gay.
05:32Uh...
05:33No.
05:34Sean Astin is not gay?
05:36No.
05:37Okay.
05:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:40You have...
05:40You have...
05:42Very big eyes.
05:43Very big blue eyes.
05:45Uh-huh.
05:45Do you think this is the reason why you are successful and famous?
05:51Um...
05:51Big blue.
05:55Yes.
05:57You are famous because of this?
05:59Because of your eyes.
06:01You...
06:01Next...
06:02The next job you do, you work on a movie called, um...
06:06Uh...
06:06Hooligans.
06:08Yes.
06:08About football hooligans.
06:09Uh-huh.
06:10You play football, you kick...
06:11You kick balls?
06:16Mr. Woods?
06:18Mr. Woods?
06:22Do you play football?
06:27This is funny to you.
06:28Do I kick balls?
06:30I'm upsetting you?
06:32Am I upsetting you?
06:32I...
06:33I don't play football.
06:34In the photo shoots you do with, uh...
06:37Vogue magazine and Cosmopolitan and, uh...
06:41Entertainment Weekly, Time magazine...
06:43Your...
06:43Your hair changes dramatically.
06:46Uh...
06:47From short to long.
06:48Do you wear wigs?
06:50Uh...
06:51No, I do not.
06:52Have you worn wigs?
06:54No, I have not.
06:55Will you wear wigs?
06:57Maybe.
06:58When will you wear wigs?
07:05Mr. Woods, I will ask you...
07:07Coming to the end of my...
07:09I must close soon, but, uh...
07:11Yes, you must close soon.
07:13I hear you collect sex toys.
07:15No.
07:17No?
07:17You do not collect toys?
07:18All right.
07:19There is...
07:20There's got...
07:21This has to be...
07:22Mr. Woods?
07:23Mr. Woods?
07:25Yes?
07:25You have sex with a German woman called Franca Petente.
07:28She is famous, uh...
07:30German actress.
07:31And you...
07:31You drop her.
07:33You...
07:33Uh...
07:33You finish relationship with her.
07:36Why?
07:40Um...
07:41It didn't work out, unfortunately.
07:43How long were...
07:44Was she your wife?
07:47Uh...
07:47She was never my wife.
07:49You were engaged to her, though?
07:50No.
07:51You have baby.
07:52No, I was...
07:52No.
07:53I hear she has small child...
07:55Philippa.
07:57She...
07:57Uh...
07:57Flipper is her name.
07:59Oh, no.
08:01You make a...
08:02You make a movie called Flipper.
08:05Yes.
08:05Very famous movie.
08:06The dolphin is dead.
08:08Did you know this?
08:09Yes.
08:10Uh...
08:10No, I did not know that.
08:11That's terrible.
08:12Died in a car accident.
08:15Uh...
08:18Elijah, I must finish now.
08:20But I must tell you now...
08:22That it is Dom Monaghan talking to you.
08:25Brilliant.
08:26How are you, mate?
08:27How are you?
08:28How are you?
08:29I knew it!
08:30I knew it!
08:30That was brilliant, you asshole.
08:32How are you, mate?
08:33I wish I was there!
08:34I wish I was there!
08:35Oh!
08:35I wish you were here, too!
08:37Oh, that's so awesome!
08:38We filmed it on the DVD, so you're gonna be...
08:40No!
08:40Yes!
08:42I love you, brother.
08:43I'll see you soon.
08:44Hey, I'll see you in New York.
08:46Oh!
08:47I love you!
08:47I thank you so much for doing that.
08:49That made my day.
08:50Alright, brother.
08:50Big kisses.
08:50Bye.
08:51Alright, mate.
08:52Happy birthday!
08:52Thank you very much.
08:53See you, man.
08:54Alright.
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