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Original Broadcast Date: April 8th 2015
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00:00Come.
00:02Private Streben is here, sir.
00:04Ah, yes, thank you, Warren.
00:06See you later.
00:08That is, lad.
00:10Do you smoke?
00:12Only when I'm on fire, sir.
00:14What?
00:16Australian sense of humour, sir.
00:18Typical of the larrikin spirit of the island nation.
00:20Benign tilt at authority, but ultimately comfortable with their subservience to the mother country, sir.
00:24Excellent, excellent.
00:26Good to hear, Private.
00:28Well, lad,
00:30we are going to need you for a very, very important mission.
00:34Permission to take my horse, sir.
00:36Your horse?
00:38His horse, Snippy, sir.
00:40Brought him over as part of the Light Horse Regiment, sir.
00:42Snippy's been with me since I was a kid growing up on our farm in Echuca, sir.
00:46You could say he's my best friend, sir.
00:48Inseparable we are, sir.
00:50Yes, well, I don't think you can take Snippy on this mission.
00:52Permission to shoot him, then, sir.
00:54Well, there's no need to shoot him, I don't think.
00:56I'd rather do it, sir, than some stranger.
00:58No, no, no. Well, I'll look after him.
01:00You have my word as an officer and a gentleman.
01:02I'd still rather shoot him, sir.
01:04Very well, then.
01:08Glad.
01:10We want you to be the unknown soldier.
01:18Quite an honour, sir.
01:20What'll I tell everyone?
01:22Well, that would rather spoil the effect, I think, Stan.
01:24In order to be unknown, I think it's important for no one to know your identity.
01:30I understand, sir. This is a secret mission.
01:32A secret mission, yes. Yes, lad.
01:34Secret mission.
01:36Warren, if you wouldn't mind giving him the brief.
01:38Thank you sir.
01:40At 1900 hours, Private Felix Straban will be taken to the battlefield at Poziers,
01:44pushed out in amongst enemy fire, without any identification papers on him,
01:48killed, and then returned to be interned in his country's war memorial.
01:52It's obviously a great honour, sir. I just have one question, though, begging the Colonel's pardon.
01:58Yeah, no, go on.
01:59About the being killed part.
02:01Yes?
02:02Why me, sir?
02:04Well, because of all the Australians fighting for king and country,
02:07your dimensions happen to fit exactly the coffin we were thinking of using to bring your body home.
02:13Tasmanian pine, lad.
02:15Yes.
02:16There's just one thing, sir.
02:18Yes, what is it, lad?
02:19I was actually born in New Zealand.
02:21I don't think anybody's going to notice, do you?
02:26Dismiss and give them hell.
02:28One, two, three, four!
02:51Thank you very much. Thank you.
03:05Now, unlike a lot of other broadcasters, I don't like talking about myself on air.
03:10I won't name names. I'll leave that sort of thing to Karl Stefanovic, David Koch, Larry Emder and Alan Jones.
03:16But when your show makes the news, it's a bit hard to avoid, isn't it?
03:20As you probably know, in the entertainment section of last Thursday's online edition of The Australian,
03:25Mad as Hell was described as the sixth most watched show of the night.
03:31In fact, the headline of marketing blog Mumbrella trumpeted Sean McAuliffe's Mad as Hell benefits from non-ratings, period.
03:38And hailed us the most watched non-news show of that Wednesday.
03:43I mean, obviously, I was a little hurt at being called a non-news show.
03:46But still, there was champagne flowing in the Mad as Hell open plan office the next morning, I can tell you.
03:52But even as I was dancing madly on the one desk we also share with Charlie Pickering's show,
03:58it occurred to me that in order to maintain our position in the top six,
04:02I'm going to have to somehow arrange that the other networks not run any programs against us all year round.
04:08I wrote to our communications minister Malcolm Turnbull, but because of the new postal rules,
04:12he won't get my letter until after our show finishes next week.
04:15So instead, I thought, why not have things in our show that appeal to viewers of these more popular commercial programs?
04:21In other words, why not make Mad as Hell into a sort of entertaining version of Studio 10?
04:28So later on in the program, we'll be crossing live to our team in the Mad as Hell's kitchen,
04:33where Tosh has just plated up what looks to be a toasted cheese sandwich, but with a bite out of it.
04:38It's that delicious, Sean.
04:41Well, I hope so. I hope so, because Tosh, you've got to beat Emily.
04:44Emily, what have you got for us tonight?
04:46A veal, carpaccio, croquenbush drizzled with ant honey.
04:50Well, very nice. Very nice indeed.
04:52Stephen, though, is beavering away at the far end of the kitchen on something, aren't you, Stephen?
04:56I am, Sean.
04:57I just put in a new set of cupboard doors using the existing joinery to save costs.
05:01I painted it to match the architraves and wainscoting on the main wall here.
05:04And with the off cuts, I knocked up a new benchtop and installed this galley serving hatch.
05:09Thus, I think, greatly increasing the resale value of the ABC.
05:13Well, that's coming up.
05:15And also later in the show, we'll join Francis and answer your most tweeted question.
05:19Shall we drop spiders onto Gabby Greco?
05:21Yes!
05:22But until then, back to some less commercial content, something the ABC has, over the years, proudly made its own.
05:31Now, any rough-and-tumble give-and-take of politics, a week is a long time.
05:38A promise might only be a commitment, and who you stand behind depends on whether you need a human shield or not.
05:41But I was a bit disappointed when my researcher read this in the paper for me.
05:46That's right, Clive Palmer intends to sue Jackie Lambie and Glenn Lazarus for $9 million for quitting his party.
05:52Now, both Glenn and Jackie, seen here pondering what the hell was going on even back when they were announced as candidates,
05:57can probably do without having to fork over that sort of money.
06:01$9 million is nothing to Clive Palmer, of course.
06:03Clive spent more than that on his own election campaign, according to the Chinese who are suing him to get it back.
06:09No, no, the money is not the point.
06:11Like most of us, Clive could get by on $30 to $40 million a year if he had to.
06:16No, for Clive, it's the principle of the thing.
06:18Glenn and Jackie made a promise to honour and obey him, and then they broke that promise when they left him.
06:22Parliamentary Secretary to Glenn Lazarus, Grunn, Mr Palmer has appealed publicly and applied not inconsiderable pressure to Mr Lazarus
06:31to step down, thus allowing PUP to instate its own senatorial succession plan.
06:35What's been your response to this?
06:48Well, thank you very much, Grunn.
06:49When will this be on the telly?
06:50Well, I'm not sure it will be, Grunn.
06:52Sometimes we have to cut things from the show if they're not informative
06:54or don't take the viewer on a sufficient emotional journey.
07:03Now, on the subject of broken promises, Jackie Lambie says that Clive Palmer has broken a promise to her too.
07:09A promise not to sue her.
07:11She says also that Clive's plans to do so are hurtful.
07:14But Clive must be pretty hurt too, only a few months after they broke up and she's already in another party.
07:18The Jackie Lambie Network.
07:21No, that's the Jimi Hendrix experience.
07:24No, that's the Alan Parsons project.
07:27It's the Glenn Miller Orchestra.
07:30Talking about the Jackie Lambie Network.
07:32No, that's the National Broadband Network.
07:34It's okay, I'll go with that, I'll go with that.
07:36Obviously, obviously the major difference between them is that the roll out for the Jackie Lambie Network will be completed within our lifetime.
07:43Although I shall point out it is early days for Jackie and she's invited everyone who's interested in becoming a party member to get in touch with her via her Facebook page.
07:51Which I did, and I've got to say, I was blown away by what I saw.
07:56The layout was eye-catching but simple.
07:58My only quibble is the party logo.
08:00Does a white flag really send the right message to your opponents?
08:03Or certainly not all that catchy Jackie Lambie Network slogan, political party.
08:07Probably more accurate than Plumber United's bringing people together but still.
08:12Jackie's page also has a little something on what the JLN actually stands for.
08:16Just click on about and you discover no information available for this page.
08:20Just enough to whet your appetite but not overwhelm you with detail.
08:24Chief of Staff for Jackie Lambie, Dolly Norman, are you put together that Facebook page?
08:29Do you own a computer?
08:31Well, I'm rarely in the office, Sean.
08:32I'm out and about on parliamentary business for Jackie quite a bit.
08:36So, I'm mostly using my phone, yeah.
08:39Oh, it's a secure line and it suits my lifestyle.
08:43It must be hard building a Facebook page on a handheld or is it a big screen like an iPhone 6?
08:49No, it's a pay phone.
08:51On the mall back in my bait shop back in Vernie.
08:54Right.
08:55Yeah, it's got some little handle on the side what you want.
08:58And you get put through to Agnes at the exchange and she can connect you with anyone.
09:03Plus, she makes a mean scrumpy.
09:06One of the chief concerns of Jackie's new party is national security.
09:10In fact, I think we have footage of Jackie being concerned about that.
09:13When you have a defence force that can only fill half the MCG, that's a security issue to me.
09:18Um, yeah, um, Sean, having a defence force that can fill half the MCG is a major problem.
09:24Um, especially if they have brung in, um, bottles or umbrellas.
09:29What about if they went to the Adelaide Oval? They'd be able to completely fill that quite easily, I would have thought.
09:34Oh, yeah, well, it depends what's on. Um, maybe if it's pink.
09:37Miss Lambie has outlined a dozen core beliefs of the Jackie Lambie network, which even at this early stage puts her approximately 12 ahead of the Australian Labor Party.
09:47They include regulating halal certification, cutting foreign aid and opposing Sharia law.
09:52Although, that may change once she finds out what it is.
09:56What is clear, though, is that Miss Lambie doesn't want her candidates to feel like they have to tow some party line.
10:02She says, I don't want people dictating to them on how they should vote, and I want them to be able to make sure that their state always comes first and their country right next to that.
10:11So, no dictating to them, but they have to put their own state first.
10:14Sean, what Jackie wants is an Australia free of whatever halal and Sharia law is.
10:22A place where we can all join the army and defend our state first and our country second for a good day's pay.
10:30Um, this is not about Jackie having tickets on herself or going off on some ego trip and, um, trivialising our political system.
10:39And I think we have footage of Jackie not on an ego trip or trivialising the political system.
10:42Obviously, I've become a brand name in itself, so I think it's only fair to give an average Australian a chance to have a go at politics.
10:58Democracy? Democracy. Democracy isn't what these people need. Hell, it's not even what they want.
11:04People don't want freedom. They want boundaries, rules, protection from invaders and from themselves.
11:09That's not even from House of Cards, it's from the new Call of Duty trailer.
11:16Thanks, Dolly.
11:18And anything to add there, Grun?
11:20Hmm.
11:25Time for us now, though, for us all not to get up and mad as hell, but to sit down a spell for a bit of plain speaking.
11:31Yes, folks, Buried Treasurer Joe Hockey has just released his highly anticipated taxation discussion paper.
11:44Budget devotees and structural enthusiasts slept out overnight in order to be guaranteed a copy, while many who had queued for hours left disappointed after successfully securing one.
12:02Remember, though, this isn't a new taxation policy. In fact, isn't even a conversation about a new taxation policy.
12:12This is an important conversation starter. That's what this paper is.
12:18Hmm. A conversation starter. And that's not even an original idea, is it?
12:23Good evening. Would you care for something to talk about?
12:26Oh, that would be wonderful.
12:27But what sort of conversation, what sort of conversation would the typical suburban Australian have with the government about a new taxation system? Caspar Jonquill.
12:36Oh, so someone coughing up a lung in Beijing decides the dirt we're doing for them in Western Australia isn't worth as much as it was and suddenly we need a new tax system?
12:44Why is it that we have to keep tightening our belts when Joe Hockey's taking his off, wrapping it around his arm and shooting up caviar at some $10,000 post-budget party that I was refused entry to?
12:52I complained to my player avatar in World of Warcraft and I said, oh, it's got nothing to do with me.
12:57Meantime, they cut a thousand jobs from Defence, but give one to Prince Harry who comes over on a 457 visa sponsored by a new idea on some hazy exchange program.
13:06And what about Jeremy Clarkson? I mean, if we're going to sack people every time they punch someone, then no one's going to end up punching anyone.
13:12Is that the kind of world we want to live in?
13:14Well, thanks very much, Caspar. But what does Caspar's World of Warcraft player avatar think?
13:19I couldn't agree more, Sean.
13:20Of course, it's very easy for us to trot out some delicious paradox or rant insanely off topic, but there are people out there who actually know what they're talking about.
13:30There's also Shadow Treasurer Chris Bowen.
13:32This discussion paper is designed to kill the ground for an increase in the GST to pay for their cuts to health and education.
13:40Why do you need to raise money to pay for the spending of less money?
13:46But it's good that there's a bipartisan approach to this issue, as there always has been, even when Joe Hockey was in opposition.
13:52The then-shadowed Treasurer boycotted the Gillard Government Tax Forum, calling it a stunt.
13:58If it's like the 2020 summit, it will just be a talkfest.
14:01Yes, and the last thing you want when you're announcing the start of a national conversation about a discussion paper is a talkfest.
14:08Although, this might be worth a bit of articulated word uttering.
14:13Apparently, under the present GST, pizzas, pizza subs, pizza pockets and pizza rolls are all taxed differently.
14:19Who knew the tax man had his hand in our pizza pockets?
14:23Still, on the plus side, at least our pizza subs are being built in Australia.
14:31Which does raise the very important subject of this country's defence.
14:40Yes, there was another government report that hit my desk this week, and like the tax discussion paper, it's catnip to newshounds like me.
14:46Entitled, First Principles Review, Creating One Defence.
14:50Who's already read it, by the way? Everybody? Great.
14:53It foreshadows the biggest shake-up of the ADF since they stopped using Jacob's Ladder as a cadet training video.
15:00Big announcement this time is the loss of 1,000 public service jobs.
15:04SBS News explains why.
15:06Penises.
15:10I beg your pardon. I'm sorry.
15:13ABC News explains why.
15:14The review found a bureaucracy beset by institutionalised waste, a proliferation of structures and duplication which delays decision making.
15:25And on the subjects of institutionalised waste, a proliferation of structures and duplication, Defence Minister Kevin Andrews, seen here having taken human form, had this to say.
15:33This review proposes a transformational change across Defence.
15:40A transformational change, or to put it another equally tautological way, a changing transformation.
15:45But one of the biggest overhauls recommended by the report is that the Defence Materiel Organisation be abolished.
15:53Which raises two questions. First, what is the Defence Materiel Organisation?
15:56A procurement agency responsible for everything from paperclips to submarines.
16:03OK, so it's like whoever you send to Officeworks to refill the stationery cabinet.
16:06All right.
16:07Secondly, why do they spell materials the French way? Vice, Rear, Cabin Boy, Sir Bobo Gargle?
16:12Well, it's a beautiful language, Sean.
16:15What's that Gene Kelly movie where he plays an American in Paris?
16:19An American in Paris?
16:20That's it. They speak a lot of it over there, and it gives us the same sexy allure when we use it in the ADF.
16:27Corvette, instead of ship. Reconnaissance, instead of spying. Accoutrement, instead of accoutrements.
16:34Aide de camp, instead of dancing partner.
16:37Accoutrements?
16:39Which I carry, Sean, in my little bag, or valise.
16:43Ah, what? Ah, byros.
16:44Yeah, oui. Better there than staining my uniform.
16:49And I know, Sean, that while these redundancies were not going to have a good effect on morale,
16:55or esprit de corps in the service public, as we say in RAN, ça ne fait rien.
17:03Dankeschön.
17:05But what of the public service? A thousand jobs to go.
17:08Surely there couldn't have been that much structural proliferation and bureaucratic duplication.
17:11Colin Welk, former Assistant Secretary to the DMO.
17:14Tio Trinket, former Assistant Secretary of the DMO.
17:17And Denise Axonite, former Assistant Secretary of the DMO.
17:20Sean, we at the DMO are all very disappointed with the government's decision.
17:25Procurement of materials involves a lot more than just ordering paper clips, self-thinking pads, an A4 for the photocopier.
17:32There's also staples stamps and toner.
17:34The three of us, we were all sick last Thursday and Kevin Andrews ordered the wrong blood of submarines.
17:41Well, actually, I think we have footage of the wrong submarines Kevin Andrews ordered, er...
17:45So you're not worried about this sort of loss of expertise?
17:58Sean, as long as I have my stationary requisites right here, I'm happy.
18:02Yeah, and if you don't have your valise?
18:04Well then, I valise the cracker!
18:06Oh, Mickey, you're so fun, you're so fun, you blow my mind.
18:15Hey, Mickey!
18:16Well...
18:17Oh, Mickey, you're so fun, you're so fun, you blow my mind.
18:19Hey, Mickey!
18:21Hey, Mickey!
18:22We're still to come later in the week!
18:26When I was growing up on this farm, I used to love working with my dad.
18:30He used to drive with him in the tractor as we harvested the wheat.
18:33Used to sell it to the big boys in town back in the day, but now we make the cereal products here.
18:39And sell it directly to the supermarkets themselves.
18:42Big order today, Keith.
18:43Ripper!
18:45One supermarket in particular loves our stuff.
18:47In fact, today, they're our major customer.
18:51That's why we couldn't say no when they asked us to reduce our margins and sell it to them for cheaper.
18:57Then they wanted to go into business with us and make a version of what we were already selling them but with their brand on it.
19:02We didn't have much choice because they threatened to cancel their order with us unless we agreed.
19:06Yep, 50-50 is better than being ruined.
19:10Or so we thought.
19:11It wasn't long before their customers were buying their pre-branded product instead of ours.
19:16We had to lower our prices even more to compete.
19:19Pretty soon they were only stocking the product they'd forced us to make with them.
19:22Taking 50% of our already reduced profits meant we couldn't sustain our business and we had to sell to the supermarket.
19:29Now we work for them.
19:31Just like my dad.
19:33Except without the dignity.
19:34Hello, welcome back.
19:35Well, it's been revealed that about half the revenue of White Goods leasing company Radio Rentals comes from Centrelink payments.
19:47One Sydney grandmother on benefits leased a Dyson vacuum cleaner three years ago and since then has paid a total of more than $2,000 for it, has another $900 to go.
19:55Well, someone else who has found themselves in a similar situation is former leaflet distributor Leslie Forget.
20:02Leslie, first of all, tell us what item you're currently leasing.
20:06It's a curling wand, Sean.
20:09And how much have you paid off?
20:12$104,000 so far.
20:16Now what does this curling wand normally retail for?
20:19$69.99.
20:21So why is it that you didn't just buy it for $69.99?
20:23Um, I can't afford that sort of money, Sean.
20:27When it just comes out via direct debit bit by bit, you don't really notice it.
20:31Alright, well you'd notice $104,000 if you had it now though, wouldn't you?
20:34Oh yeah, I sure would, yeah.
20:36I'd be able to pay off the curling wand.
20:40Are you at least happy with your $104,000 so far curling wand?
20:44Not really.
20:46It stopped working about 12 years ago.
20:49Well, hence your hairstyle.
20:53Well no, I still get it professionally curled, but it's on the same arrangement as the wand repayments.
21:01It's just one hair per week.
21:02And of course, not all of our money worries are because radio rentals have access to our Centrelink account.
21:10For some of us, it's because our pension system might not be sustainable.
21:14Well good news, the latest barnacle to be scraped off our ship of state by the crew members of SSTM Australia might just be pension indexation.
21:21The crew member doing the scraping is the captain's dependable third mate, Scott Morrison.
21:26The spatula tightening the assets test.
21:29It's a spatula suggested by the Australian Council of Social Services and it's a suggestion Mr Morrison takes seriously.
21:34These are real ideas, these are real options. That's what I expect from serious people.
21:40Yes, serious people. Because this is a seriously important matter.
21:44Mr Morrison does not have time to waste on frivolous, unserious things.
21:47Mr Morrison does not have time to waste on frivolous things.
21:57Now of course, it's all very well for Labor to sit back and criticise the Coalition for their policy rollback, but as our Prime Minister said.
22:04What would you do?
22:06It's a fair question. When you're faced with a raging fire, the best person to go to for advice on how to put it out is the arsonist.
22:12Even the ABC is trying to look unbiased by pressing Labor for alternative policies.
22:18But then again, we've got a leader who's promising this is a year for big ideas and we've had one.
22:22Well, we're in March.
22:24Yeah, back off, Cassidy.
22:27It's only March, they've already had one idea.
22:30Over the forward estimates, that's four ideas in a year.
22:34There's already three more than the Senate will be able to cope with.
22:36Labor Party strategist Hilary Edmonds, Mr Burke referred to the singular idea you've unleashed on the public, which is to build our new fleet of submarines here in Australia.
22:45Yeah, that's the one.
22:47Well, the Coalition announced that exact policy before the election, didn't it?
22:50Your one idea isn't even your idea, you've just stolen it.
22:53No, we haven't stolen it.
22:55Yes, it was their policy, but they've since put it out on the footpath like a piece of unwanted furniture, free to a good home as far as we're concerned.
23:01Alright, so you put your one policy out, how's it going?
23:04Look, I don't think we're going to be able to tell until the public get over the shock.
23:08Would you consider putting out a second policy at some point?
23:11A second one?
23:15Wow, let us catch our breath first, can we?
23:18Look, we don't want to flood the market, Sean, and to be honest, everyone's pretty knackered after putting out that first one.
23:23And, you know, this whole idea of having an idea is completely new to Bill and the team.
23:30So, you know, he's just going to take some getting used to it.
23:33And, of course, if this first idea doesn't work, we're not going to be so stupid as to put out a second idea.
23:38No, no, well, fair enough. That would be a bad idea.
23:40Yes.
23:42Although, a bad idea is still an idea, because Bill said this is the year of ideas.
23:46He didn't say good ideas.
23:48Also, you can put out four bad ideas this year and you've done what you said you'd do.
23:51That's right. We've learned not to make promises that we can't keep.
23:55Well, good idea.
23:56There you go. We're up to two and it's only April.
23:58Thank you very much, Heather.
24:00But we can all learn from our mistakes.
24:02Our Prime Minister has analysed the various election campaigns in Victoria, South Australia, Queensland and New South Wales
24:07and come to this conclusion about Labor.
24:10All they can do is scare people.
24:12Later in the program, I talk to Liberal Party strategist Hugh Mc...
24:16Oh!
24:18Alright, so they've run scare campaigns. Is that really such a bad thing?
24:21Yes, because it could completely destroy the country and we could all die.
24:27Time now, though, for...
24:29News from countries that aren't Australia.
24:32Proudly brought to you by...
24:34...an ABC cost-saving initiative.
24:36Well, archaeologists believe they may have found a secret Nazi hideout in a remote jungle in Argentina.
24:47SBS, of course, has more.
24:50Penises.
24:51No, about Nazis.
24:55The ruins are thought to have been built during World War II.
24:58Why on earth would you build ruins?
25:01No wonder they lost the war.
25:06Nazis.
25:07Well, not so fast, rest of the world.
25:11That's ours.
25:12What am I talking about?
25:13Good question.
25:14And one that, had you waited instead of interrupting me, I would have already answered.
25:18For Christ's sake, haven't you people heard of delayed gratification?
25:21No, no, apparently not.
25:22Unless it's whistling uptown funk and dissolves in your mouth immediately via a phone app,
25:25you're off getting addicted to crystal meth and spray painting your own grandmother.
25:32Anyway, Sotheby's had an auction and Arts Minister George Brandis outbid a whole lot of international bidders
25:37to secure this beautiful paperweight, made of gold and once belonging to Dame Nellie Melba,
25:42for the great price of just $134,000.
25:45Now, I know $134,000 sounds like a lot of money for something that you just put on top of some papers
25:50and stop them blowing away.
25:51But George Brandis is our Attorney General and very serious about data retention.
25:59Well, China seems quite popular as a country at the moment, particularly with our Labour leaders.
26:04As you know, as you know, Bill Shorten and Anthony Albanese were in China last week
26:10instead of at the State Labour Party Conference.
26:12A sensible choice, I think.
26:14Bill had a much better chance of reducing the influence of trade unions over the Communist Party
26:17than back home here with the ALP.
26:18The trip went well, I think. Bill picked up a few things.
26:23Shored up relations between China and Australia and got back just in time to do what he does best.
26:28Get passionate about just how wrong coalition government policy is for this country.
26:33Tony Abbott, don't pocket our pension.
26:36Wow.
26:39I haven't seen that sort of firebrand political oratory since Godzilla addressed the Nuremberg rally back in 38.
26:46And the great thing about Bill, though, is that he can take that sort of power and then soften it into a joke.
26:52Here he is delivering exactly the same material, but in the style of Josh Thomas.
26:55We want to tell the government not to...
26:58We want to tell the government just don't pocket your pension.
27:04Well, speaking of China, former Labour leader Kevin Rudd...
27:10Was abroad talking about China and doing what he does best.
27:19G'day, my name's Kevin.
27:21I'm from Australia.
27:23I'm here to help.
27:24Yes, overestimating his charm.
27:27And driving a wedge between important allies.
27:31He was in Canada for the TED talk and knowing Kevin not only will have war broken out between US and China very soon,
27:37but also between Quebec and British Columbia.
27:39Still to come.
27:43Wastewatch committee to look into oversupply of chairs for Shadow Treasurer's press conference.
27:47Anti-violence sleepover turns ugly.
27:51And France says ultra-thin models out.
27:55Depressed replicants in.
28:00Well, when Cate Blanchett objected to the way she was being filmed on the red carpet at the screen Actors Guild Awards,
28:05she raised an interesting point about the way television treats people.
28:08I just went, do you?
28:10Do you do that to the guys?
28:12Well, yes, they do, Cate.
28:13And it's equally objectionable in my H.O.
28:15This is from an ABC News report and it frankly appalled me.
28:24I mean, that shot was completely unnecessary.
28:27There was no need, no need at all to tilt up and show us Clive's face.
28:33We all knew who it was.
28:35Good night.
28:37Giant baby.
28:45å¾—ers.
28:46Get out of here.
28:48It may be a little.
28:50But they're not a good boy.
28:51If you don't do that, see the cat.
28:53Get out of here.
28:54It's fine.
28:55That's like the cat.
28:56It's fine.
28:57I'm fine.
28:58It's fine.
28:59It's fine.
29:00It's fine.
29:01I'm fine.
29:02You're hate.
29:03It's fine.
29:04We're good.
29:05And then I'm fine.
29:06The cat.
29:07I'm fine.
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