Original Broadcast Date: October 8th 2014
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00:00Take your seats, please. The show will be starting just as soon as this opening sketch finishes.
00:07Sorry, ladies. I'm going to have to ask you...
00:10Can you please just watch the show from that glass booth over there to the left?
00:18Why glass?
00:19It keeps them from going off.
00:21So it's nothing to do with their religion?
00:23Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not.
00:25Just three to the front there. Just there on the extreme right.
00:55Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:10Well, I thought we'd open with a feel-good story this week.
01:14A story that affected us all here and I'm sure you folks at home as well.
01:18In case you didn't hear, our industry minister Ian McFarland has asked landowners all across Australia to offer their land for this country's first permanent nuclear waste storage facility.
01:29In return for payments of tens of millions of dollars.
01:32Eleven tonnes of top Aussie nuclear waste is due to return from overseas, providing, of course, it can prove it wasn't involved in any conflicts in the Middle East.
01:39Now, tens of millions of dollars is a lot of money and I'm pleased to advise any taxpayers watching tonight that the ABC has shored up its budget bottom line for next year by accepting early delivery of a number of barrels and carefully storing them here in our studio.
01:54That's Ron there. He's a work experience student. Hello, Ron. How are you? Yes, indeed.
02:00And I just want to assure our studio audience about exposure to radiation, it's perfectly safe for the half an hour this show goes to air.
02:09And it's not just mad as hell helping out. Oh, no. ABC reception in Melbourne volunteered to look after a few hundred litres and the ABC board have ordered that some waste be stored in the offices of difficult or exorbitantly paid staff members like Virginia Trioli there.
02:23So we're doing our part to support Australia and the ABC gets late line for another six months.
02:30But on to something we cannot avoid this week, something that made me as mad as hell.
02:35And no, it wasn't the fact that I wasn't even shortlisted for the Nobel Peace Prize. Damn you, Pope Francis and Milano Yusufazi.
02:43No, it was about a simple garment. A garment that made most Australians hot under the collar this week and even hotter for those under the garment itself.
02:51Bookers.
02:55I think it was Senator Jackie Lambie who summed up the whole issue best when she said...
02:59Because what I believe is we must be able to be able to tell the body language.
03:02Of course we could.
03:03And we can do that by the face.
03:10She's right. It's a hot button topic requiring an asbestos thimble for our collective finger to press tonight.
03:15On our special mad as hell.
03:19Hyper-detical.
03:22What's up?
03:23The freedom to express yourself in public extends to more than just breastfeeding.
03:28In this country we all have a right to say and worship and dress in whatever way we wish within reasons.
03:34But does reason include the grey area of...
03:38Oh, what the f...
03:42Sorry Sean, I've got orders to keep this door locked for your own safety.
03:47Alright, well that's a real pity.
03:48I was hoping to explore the issue of head covering and community fear with our special panel.
03:53Darth Vader, Batman, a gimp and Mexican wrestling star Mysterioso Ray.
03:57No can do Sean. It's in the interest of national security.
04:03Alright, well thank you very much Tony.
04:05Instead I'm speaking with Chief Advisor to Senator Jackie Lambie, Dolly Norman.
04:12Dolly, are Senators like Jackie and Cory Bernardi and MPs like George Christensen scared because burqas remind them of things like Darth Vader?
04:20Oh, it certainly doesn't help Sean.
04:24We don't know who's under that costume.
04:26It could be the James Earl Jones guy who does a voice.
04:30It could be Hayden Christensen from the prequels.
04:33We just don't know him, that's the problem.
04:35Dolly, if you wear a hat that covers your hair and say a set of hipster headphones, a pair of sunglasses and grow a beard,
04:43your face would be about as covered as it would if you were wearing a burqa, wouldn't it?
04:46No, Sean, my nose would be clearly visible and that's the point.
04:51Alright, so if the burqa was adapted to include a nose hole...
04:54Yeah, it's not just about the nose, Sean.
04:57The burqa is a loose fitting garment that covers the whole body and weapons can easily be concealed.
05:02Alright, well, okay, what about this?
05:04If someone wore a big hat that concealed their head and ears and wore gloves, had a big beard, glasses and a big suit,
05:10would they be as much of a threat to national security as women who wear burqas?
05:14Oh, yeah, most definitely, Sean.
05:17Particularly if they're religious and they've been overseas a lot, they may have been radicalised.
05:21But not everyone in politics agrees that the burqa should be banned in Parliament.
05:26For example, Liberal Democrat Senator David Lionhelm...
05:28I don't think, in general, the government should be telling people what to wear.
05:32And they might ban things that I like, like bikinis.
05:37I mean, who knew he liked wearing them?
05:42Back to you, Sean.
05:45Thanks, Sean.
05:57Thanks, Sean.
06:00Mr...
06:01Mr Abbott has also weighed into the whole burqa circus, or burqas, as I like to call it.
06:07With a whole bunch of pay quoting our Prime Minister as saying,
06:11I wish burqas weren't worn.
06:13Did he actually say that, Chief of Staff, to Peter Credlin, Silver Diablo?
06:17It was a slip of the tongue, Sean. He never meant to say, I wish burqas weren't worn.
06:20And what did he mean to say?
06:22I wish workers weren't born.
06:26It's the sort of spoonerism that could happen to anybody.
06:29You can see, though, that what Mr Abbott did say was unhelpful, given it seems to have prompted this.
06:34Federal Parliament's presiding officers have ruled that people with covered faces will be segregated into a special glass gallery to watch parliamentary debates.
06:43Well, I hear what you're saying, Sean, but what I'm here to tell you is that Peter had a word to Tony, who had a word to Bronwyn,
06:48who's spoken to Senate President Steve Parry, and they all agree Corey Bernardi's to blame.
06:54Has anyone spoken to Corey?
06:56No way.
06:58Help me out with the, well, let's call it logic behind the ban, though.
07:02According to Steve Parry...
07:04If there is an incident or if someone is interjecting from the gallery, they need to be identified quickly and easily so they can be removed from that interjection.
07:14Well, the logic is sound, Sean. It's more a question of whether it makes the Prime Minister look bad.
07:18But isn't the glass soundproof? If you can't hear them heckling, how do you know they're doing it if you can't see them underneath the burka?
07:26Well, that's the point. If we could see their mouth moving, we'd know who it was and they wouldn't have to go behind the soundproof glass in the first place.
07:32Yeah, but on your logic, on your logic, you may as well put ventriloquists behind the glass as well.
07:39Don't be ridiculous. How many burka-wearing ventriloquists are in there in Australia?
07:44We don't know. I mean, they could all be ventriloquists.
07:46Can't tell because you can't see where their mouth is moving.
07:50Well, you'd be able to see the mouth moving on the dummy.
07:53What if they didn't bring their dummy?
07:55Well, it's not much of an act, is it, if they don't bring their dummy?
07:58Alright then, alright then. What if they brought the dummy but it was wearing a burka as well?
08:02Well, the dummy would have to go into the glassed-in area too.
08:04But should we judge people on whether we can see if they're exercising their freedom of speech?
08:09Time now for a new segment where we help our police and national security battle against threats to our way of life based on what people are actually doing.
08:18Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you?
08:24Senior Sergeant Max Payne, you've been on the lookout for a woman, as I understand it?
08:28Well, yes I have, sure, but it...
08:31Oh, yes I see.
08:34Police are very keen to speak to anyone who knows anything about an incident at the Sydney War Memorial last week
08:41where an unknown woman used the eternal flame to set fire to the Australian flag perpetually on display inside.
08:48It's unpatriotic on two levels, isn't it, Max?
08:50What can be done to prevent this sort of treason happening in the future?
08:53Well, we're in a bit of a bind, Sean.
08:55We can't extinguish the eternal flame because then it wouldn't be eternal.
08:59Nor can we remove the perpetual flag for fear of damaging its state of perpetualness.
09:05Isn't it about time that we stop making our flags flammable?
09:08I mean, any young kid who wraps himself up in the Aussie flag at the cricket, has too many beers,
09:14gets a bit too excited by the racist chanting of his mates and tries to let off a flare,
09:19could get seriously hurt by these bloody things, which presumably are made by foreigners under some stupid free trade agreement.
09:26Well, Sean, we are looking at recommending that all Australian flags be made from the same retardant that you can see in this footage here.
09:34I should point out, Sean, that that is not the actual Christopher Pyne, that's just an effigy.
09:46A bit hard to tell the difference though, isn't it?
09:49Well, the real Christopher Pyne wouldn't put himself out.
09:51Certainly not when it comes to affordable students loans.
10:00Thank you very much, Max.
10:02Well, let's lighten the mood now with another withering put down of government, courtesy of Bill Shorten.
10:08Bill Zinger this week concerns Mr Abbott and the still unpassed budget.
10:12It's not the Prime Minister's travel budget, which keeps me up at night. It's his unfair budget to all Australians.
10:21Oh, no, he did dance!
10:25Woo! Boom, baby!
10:27But he raises an interesting point.
10:32Yes, we're busy. We're fighting a multiplayer team death match in Iraq with one hand and ignoring world climate change with the other.
10:40While ballast on our chest is the hot coffee cup of our stalled May budget.
10:45But Mr Abbott isn't about to let that hot coffee spill onto his tie.
10:48In fact, suggestions this week that the government had given up on the $30 billion worth of budget savings seem to have just stiffened the resolve of not only Mr Abbott, but also our Treasurer, Mr Hockey, to ensure the bitter pill of that coffee will eventually pass through the kidneys of the Senate.
11:04Mr Hockey said...
11:05The bottom line is, if you can win a battle, you take that victory, but you never give up on the war.
11:12Now, you never give up, Chris. You never give up on doing what is right for the country.
11:16Well, you never give up. You never give up, Chris. We should never give up on that principle. I never give up.
11:23But what does all this mean? Budgets and money bills are pretty dry old stuff, aren't they?
11:27So let's look at Joe Hockey and our budget crisis through the prism of pop culture.
11:31Okay, well, so Joe Hockey is a bit like the Terminator. Relentless, never giving up until he accomplishes his mission of a $7 Medicare co-payment,
11:49index fuel excise tax, university deregulation, a six-month waiting period for the dole, and not cutting superannuation tax concessions for high-income earners.
11:58Killing Sarah Connor.
12:00Trying to prevent this, of course, is Kyle Rees, Clive Palmer.
12:06No, no, that doesn't make any sense, does it? Because that would mean Clive Palmer would ultimately end up being the father of the budget, so...
12:13Okay, maybe it's more like Terminator 2, where Joe Hockey is the Terminator, but he's there to protect the budget, John Connor.
12:21But sent to thwart him is Clive Palmer, the T-1000.
12:25No, that doesn't work either, does it? Because that means to get it through the Senate, Joe would have to shoot Clive into a vat of molten metal with a grenade launcher.
12:33It's unlikely to happen. Alright, no, no, no, no, there's one. Okay, maybe it's more like Terminator 3, the real problem is Jackie Lambie, the T-X.
12:41No, no, no, that ends in nuclear Armageddon, so unlikely Joe would let it go that far.
12:47Although with Jackie involved...
12:49No, no, I've got to go now. Okay.
12:53The release of the budget was like the release of Terminator Salvation, unpopular and unlikely to make its money back.
13:08And the final thought from Joe Hockey, I'm not suggesting it's the last one he's ever going to have, I just...
13:13Subject to the budget. Apparently the figure that we're trying to pay off, the budget deficit, is $48.5 billion,
13:20which according to Mr Hockey, draws a line under the sand for Labor's time in office.
13:27Draws a line under the sand?
13:30Mad-ass science guy, Professor Ian Orbspider.
13:36Is such a thing possible?
13:38Sean, proving that a displacement of sand particles has formed a line is only possible if the line is capable of being viewed.
13:48If it is, as Mr Hockey contends, created under the sand, then it would only be visible to those whose head was beneath the upper layer of the granular material.
14:00So Mr Hockey is mistaken?
14:01Not necessarily, Sean.
14:03Mr Hockey might be suggesting that Labor's head is buried in the sand and that drawing the line is the only way they can see it!
14:14Now, our Prime Minister had an interesting way of describing the role of the budget in dealing with the deficit.
14:20We had a fire and the budget is the fire brigade.
14:23And sure, sometimes the fire brigade knocks over a few fences in order to put out a fire.
14:30But if you've got a fire, you've got to put it out.
14:33Now, surely the government is the fire brigade, the budget is the high-pressure hose and the spending cuts of the water.
14:40I'm a little more concerned about why the fire brigade are knocking over fences on the way to a fire.
14:45I mean, why are there fences on the roads in the first place?
14:50And local traffic is really a matter for the states!
14:54And why do you hear, Professor, the Prime Minister's description of metadata?
14:59Well, let's be clear what this so-called metadata is.
15:04It's not the content of the letter.
15:05It's what's on the envelope, if I might use a metaphor that I think most Australians would understand.
15:12That's more like it, Sean.
15:15Mr Abbott, knowing that most Australians wouldn't know what an analogy was,
15:20has used the word metaphor instead, which he also assumes they don't know and so doesn't matter if he uses it.
15:27Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, perhaps. Analogies, being analogue, just aren't compatible with digital technology.
15:38And still to come...
15:40iPhone customers protest over automatic upload of new Barbra Streisand album.
15:45Confused Prime Minister thinks he's at the dentist.
15:48And medicinal cannabis. Could it lead to medicinal crack?
15:51I speak with AMA board member Dr Phil O'Pastry and clichéd bomb-pulling pothead Gav.
15:57Dr O'Pastry, what exactly are your concerns with this proposal?
16:01Well, Sean, one of my concerns is that we could see an associated increase in the use of cannabis across the whole community.
16:07Don't worry about that. There's plenty to go around.
16:10I've always got some top-shelf shit. Or just grow your own shit.
16:14Well, no, I won't be growing my own shit, thank you very much.
16:16I mean, it's all very well for you to sit around on your pile-up holstered bottom packing cones all day,
16:22but to ensure that the Therapeutic Goods Administration regulations get adhered to.
16:26You need some of my hydroponic shit.
16:29I've heard quite enough of your shit already.
16:33Plus, in the wake of the Royal Commission into Trade Unit Governance and Corruption,
16:37the Royal Commission into the Home Insulation Program,
16:39and the inquiry into the National Broadband Network,
16:41the Abbott government this week launched another commission of inquiry.
16:44Nicola Potatoes is there.
16:46Nick, anything to report from day one of the
16:48is there anything else we can get them for inquiry?
16:51And as quick as you can, if you could, because the joke's pretty much in the idea.
16:54Sean, I can tell you that tomorrow's inquiry will be looking into this incident involving Craig Emerson
16:59while he was a minister with the then Labor government.
17:00No, why I'll wipe out there on my TV? No, why I'll wipe out there on my TV?
17:17No, why I'll wipe out there on my TV?
17:19They'll be inquiring as to whether any illicit drugs were involved.
17:24Well, thanks very much, Nick. And for Mr Emerson's sake, let's hope there were.
17:29Well, to breaking news now, and this report courtesy of the Nine Network.
17:33Car companies are always trying new tricks to tempt buyers.
17:37And we'll have more on that story as soon as it comes to hand.
17:41But right now, a special report on what the combat fight mission operation in Iraq is all about.
17:45Young Australians born here who somehow get it into their heads to leave their families and go off to become armed fighters in someone else's war.
18:00It's hard for us to understand.
18:02Cloris Webley, your son has told you he intends to go over to Iraq and participate in the armed struggle over there.
18:08Have you tried to talk him out of it?
18:10I have, Sean. I've told him he's not cooing.
18:11There's the lizards to feed and the decorative rocks in my Zen garden to repaint.
18:16But you won't listen.
18:17Ma'am, I'm a Lieutenant Colonel in the RAAF.
18:20I blame the Australian Defence Force ads on the internet.
18:23Popping up while he's innocently surfing the net for pornography.
18:26Ma'am!
18:28I never see him anymore. It's the camouflage he's always wearing.
18:32How long are you going to be over in Iraq, Lieutenant Colonel?
18:35It's like Mr Abbott says, Sean. It's going to be lengthy, more like months and weeks.
18:39And what about Syria?
18:40Again, like Mr Abbott says, I don't want to try and predict what's happening in future missions.
18:44Well, but you've just predicted you might be in Iraq for a number of months.
18:46Oh shit, did I?
18:48Soap and water! You're not too big to have your buttons set to the corner?
18:51Mum, I am a highly trained ADF officer and my country needs me to go and fire humanitarian missiles at some things America tells us to.
18:58All right, can I at least come with you and press the buttons?
19:02Of course you can.
19:05Thanks very much, Clarison, for coming in tonight. A culotto ham for you and your son.
19:10Oh!
19:12Oh, Joey!
19:14Oh!
19:16Oh God!
19:18Oh!
19:20Well, I'd...oh, hello.
19:21I'd like to get something off my chest, if I may.
19:23And I'm not one to bite the hand that feeds me, particularly when I'm blowing the whistle on them.
19:29But the ABC is still the subject of an efficiency review.
19:33And while the last thing I want to do is rat on my colleagues, take a look at this from a recent episode of weekend morning breakfast show, Insiders.
19:40Barry Cassidy there, who I should say, in the interest of full disclosure, is my nephew, walking over to a table on which sits a full plunger of coffee, cups laid out there, and yet throughout the show the coffee remains completely untouched.
19:56Not even a sip.
19:57Now, I watch Insiders every week, hoping they might show a clip from our show.
20:02But never...never have I seen a single journalist, or a married one for that matter, so much as touch that coffee, even back in the days of those tedious Wayne Swan interviews, when he was going on and on and on about how great the stimulus package was.
20:19You'd think they'd be ingesting as much caffeine as they could just to stay awake.
20:22Still, I don't want to make a big deal over the Insiders wasting coffee.
20:26I also want to make a big deal over them wasting water as well.
20:29Have a look here.
20:30They've also gone with a jug of what looks to be rain-cooled non-carbonated spring water imported from France.
20:37But again, I've never seen anyone touch the water.
20:41Even when Piers Ackerman's on and you need a mouthful of liquid for when he says something deserving of a spit-take, the water is just left there on the table to spoil.
20:48And before you start twittering that you've never seen me drink this half glass of water since the show started in 2012, and what a calamitous waste of money it is, let me point out this is a prop, especially...
21:01Especially...
21:03It's especially made for the show by Damien Hirst. It costs $200,000.
21:07One of the budget cold spoons the government hopes to use to shrink the engorged deficit is the deregulation of the university fee system.
21:18But as our education minister explained on a rival comedy show, it'll be good for our universities too.
21:23Well, the situation in Australia is such that we cannot have no reform to our universities, or they will slide into mediocrity, be overtaken by our Asian competitors, our international education market will dry up, our university students will go overseas thinking that they have first-class degrees, only to find they come eighth out of eight in every race.
21:47Tough words from the pine-meister, but he couldn't, of course, be righter. Education in this country and broken. Only by raising fees will it become more accessible to young Australians.
22:00Let's face it, there's no better way to move faulty stock than by putting it in a remainder bin and increasing the price.
22:06Overseas students too will flock to a more expensive product, keen to spend as much money as they can on something that is, according to our own education minister, sliding into mediocrity.
22:14But if Mr Pines' reforms continue to meet opposition from the Senate, will he follow through on his threat to blow the brains out of university research funding?
22:23Toffee Gorgon finds out what she can learn and gets taught a lesson in gaining knowledge.
22:28Tertiary education is the dream of every parent with a gifted child. A glittering gold swipe card to the business lounge life of high money, power and a mirrored ceiling of endless cocaine.
22:41But what about the institutions that hand out these passports to Nirvana? They say that research funding is essential to their continued running, but is anybody listening?
22:52With our funding to defray the costs of support staff, chairs, pens, lawn mowing, mouse food, that sort of thing, we can't even begin to offer the same quality of service to our student customer base.
23:02What about the actual research?
23:03And of course the actual research itself. I mean, what we're doing here may well one day have human application. In fact, I've got some preliminary results you should see.
23:13Professor Craig Gibello works in the physics department here at ANU. Each year for the past 30 years, he spends over a million dollars on the university's pet project, a commercially viable time machine.
23:28So far, he's developed the seat. I asked what he planned to do if Christopher Pyne cuts off his funding.
23:34Ah, well, then in that case, I would get in my time machine and go forward in time to just after the next election and get the funding from the Labor government.
23:41Because let me tell you, Abbotslot are not going to be in more than one term with their slash and burn and stomp on the embers attitude to higher education.
23:48Yeah, but how would you time travel given the fact that your time machine isn't actually finished yet?
23:52Well, that's why I need the funding, you see. I go forward in time, get the funding, come back, finish the machine and then use the completed machine to go forward in the first place.
24:01Yeah, but...
24:04It's called a temporal paradox. Have you seen my test reports?
24:07Yes.
24:08They're really sparky.
24:09They are.
24:10But not all university research relies on government funding.
24:14Dr Elaine Crabb's experiments with hair replacement and anti-erectile dysfunction would not be possible without the generous financial support of a pharmaceutical company who wishes to remain anonymous.
24:25Well, a lot of people say if we rely on funding from the private sector, we'll only achieve the sort of breakthroughs that can be exploited for profit by our overseas investors.
24:33But I say if we're going to compete with our Asian neighbours, it may as well be in the international marketplace where somebody else is taking the risk.
24:40But the fact of the matter is that the future of science is driven by demand.
24:44People don't want to be bald and they don't want to last less than an hour in the sack.
24:48Remember, they laughed at Einstein.
24:50No, they didn't.
24:51Well, they would have if you carried on like us.
24:55Meanwhile, Professor Craig DiBello's theory of defying the proposed higher education reforms by visiting 2017 and applying for funding under a new Labour government has proved successful in a series of tests, which saw him return with his future self to complete the machine and then going back in time to leave again to retrieve himself.
25:18Now he has returned from the past to prevent any of this ever occurring.
25:25The child in the sack is a young Christopher Pyne.
25:29The money saved will be spent on attempting to freeze him in carbonate.
25:33One of the central planks in any federal government's eye is making tertiary education more accessible.
25:49And that doesn't just mean forcing the state government to improve the public transport system.
25:54Tuffy Gorgon for Madass.
25:56No, come on.
26:03Be careful! Be careful!
26:13Which is strange what's he.
26:15Queen," serve him.
26:16Queensland Liberal National Party MP Ewan Jones, this week, released a couple of statements based on the results of his private research into the activities of newstart allowance recipients.
26:25recipients. Are we better to
26:26have, say to them, look, there's
26:29your doll, go home, eat
26:30cheesels, get on the Xbox.
26:33And one interesting finding
26:34is that Newstart recipients preferred
26:37gaming console changes at
26:38night time. We've got to make it as
26:40easy as possible for you to get into the
26:42game by turning up for work for the doll
26:44program, so you're not sitting at home, being
26:46awake from 10 o'clock at night to 6
26:48o'clock in the morning playing bloody Nintendo or whatever
26:50people do, or roaming the streets.
26:53Well, Radio Talkback caller
26:54Caspar Dronkul, you decided... Just let me
26:56finish, will you? Yes? I'm sick of my
26:58duo-dean of driving around Hobart at
27:003 in the morning, having to weave in and out of
27:02thousands of fully clothed doll bludgers
27:04wandering the streets and rifling through bins
27:06looking for a leftover cheesel, but they should
27:08be at home asleep in their beds.
27:10Nude, dreaming of becoming a member of Team
27:12Australia, or play on their Newstart allowance
27:14backing to the economy in an all-night casino.
27:16Of course, Erica Betts says
27:18you only have to apply for 20 jobs now.
27:20Then why should Clive Palmer get a Senate inquiry into the
27:22Queensland Government just because he doesn't like Campbell Newman?
27:24Maybe I should run for Parliament so I can get an inquiry into the nudist next door.
27:28Well, not really nudist, but it would be if they ever took their bloody clothes off before my camera battery ran out.
27:33And that Bunzo Blake from The Bachelor should be forced to marry that poor heartbroken
27:36girl. Or I should be.
27:38Shut up!
27:41Still to come!
27:43Mr Spliffy's first mobile
27:45dope van hits the streets.
27:47Former President Jimmy Carter
27:48turns three.
27:50And huge crowds swelling in Hong Kong's business
27:53district. But that's what happens when you
27:55leave things out in the rain.
27:56And finally, sad news in science and technology
28:00this week. Only a month after
28:02a team of neurophysicists managed to send
28:04the world's first telepathic message
28:06from one brain to another, thousands of
28:08kilometres away, the project has been
28:10abandoned. Apparently the international
28:12roaming charges were just too high.
28:15Would you all now please
28:16rise for the Argentinian national anthem?
28:18And just before we go, look, a big thank you
28:32to our AFP officer, Tony.
28:34Is he here? Tony's still here, isn't he?
28:36Tony, yes. Thanks very much
28:38Tony for looking after us tonight.
28:40Oh, no worries, Sean. It's a dream gig, this one.
28:42Big fan of yours from the old days,
28:44as you know. I used to love those tilted
28:46room sketches you used to do.
28:47Well, thank you. Well, that's nothing
28:49compared with what you do, keeping us safe
28:51and secure, so thank you.
28:53Fabio was a crack-up.
28:56I'm Fabio, the most beautiful man
28:58in the cosmos.
29:09Yes. Have all those extra powers come in
29:12handy for you guys in protecting us all?
29:14The surveillance and the access to
29:15online data?
29:16Yeah, yeah, I've been able to find out
29:17a lot more about you by checking your
29:19internet search history
29:20and also those Snapchat pictures
29:23you keep sending to Janet Albrechtson.
29:25all the time.
29:25I've got c-
29:45I've got jOKed and I've got norweged with you