"Defenders of the Earth" is an animated science fiction series that unites some of King Features Syndicate’s most iconic comic strip heroes into one superhero team to battle evil forces threatening Earth. The series is set in the year 2015 (a distant future at the time of release) and blends high-tech action with classic pulp comic lore.
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00:01Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!
00:05Out of the sky, his rockets ignite!
00:08He gets into battle, flying faster than light!
00:12Lord of the jungle, the hero who stalks!
00:15The beast call him brother, the go of the war!
00:19Defenders of the Earth!
00:22Master of magic, spells and illusion!
00:26Enemies crumble in fear and confusion!
00:30And drink!
00:31Defenders of the Earth!
00:32Defenders!
00:35His strength is a legend, his skills conquer all!
00:38Armed with his power, we never will fall!
00:42Defenders of the Earth!
00:44Defenders!
00:46With our new young heroes, proving their worth!
00:49Four become eight, defending the Earth!
00:52Defenders of the Earth!
00:54Defenders!
00:56Defenders of the Earth!
00:57Defenders of the Earth!
00:58Defenders of the Earth!
01:11Way to go, Kashin!
01:12Come on, Kashin! Come on!
01:14Watch me take care of this little turkey!
01:18Little turkey.
01:23Stop, ma'am!
01:24He's gonna score!
01:29Wow!
01:29Use your pick on Stewie!
01:32Better luck next time, Stewie.
01:34You cheated!
01:35Hey, I'm a defender, and defenders don't cheat.
01:38Okay, Mr. Defender.
01:40Let's see you defend yourself.
01:43I can't fight you.
01:45Defenders don't fight unless it's very important.
01:47You won't fight because you're a chicken runt.
01:50That's why.
01:54All right, what's going on here?
01:56Aw, Kishin just got a little clumsy.
01:59Come on, guys, let's leave the Defender alone
02:01so he can protect his mud puddle.
02:04You should be more careful, Kishin.
02:07Oh, rats!
02:14Why don't you tell me how this new device works, Rick?
02:17I want to surprise you, Lothar.
02:19There.
02:20Now all you've got to do
02:21is bring your wrists together to activate it.
02:29Easy, girl.
02:32What is this?
02:34It's the energy field around your body
02:35magnified a thousand times.
02:37But what good is it?
02:39Watch.
02:40Lothar, throw a punch at that brick wall over there.
02:43From here?
02:45Absolutely.
02:54It's all right, Zuffy.
02:55You can come out now.
02:59Very well, Dolrig.
03:00Thanks, Lothar.
03:03Ah, Kishin, you're just in time.
03:05What happened to you?
03:08Nothing.
03:09Nothing?
03:10You look like a reject from a zombie movie.
03:12Not now, Zuffy.
03:18Hey, cut it out, Kisa.
03:21Don't laugh at me.
03:24Mandrake, can I have the key to your library?
03:26I have some, um, homework to do.
03:30Certainly, Kishin.
03:33Thanks.
03:35Kishin, as always,
03:38you are to stay away from all of the sorcery books.
03:42Sure.
03:44What's gotten into here?
03:47Good question.
03:50Don't worry, Zuffy.
03:52I'm not going to look at all the sorcery books.
03:54Just one of them.
03:55It's very strange for Kishin to miss a meal.
04:08Very strange indeed.
04:11Could he be good?
04:12I don't know,
04:13but I intend to find out.
04:20L.J.
04:23No sense in wasting good food.
04:25Kishin, I'd like to talk to you.
04:31Kishin!
04:35Maybe defenders can't get into dumb fistfights,
04:38but there's no rule against fighting with a little magic.
04:42Hey!
04:43Here's a spell that'll turn Stewie and his friends into toads.
04:46How about I try it out on you, Zuffy?
04:49Don't worry, I'll turn you right back into a Zephoid.
04:55Kanama laws.
04:56Fornitioad.
04:58I hereby turn you into a toad.
05:01Oh, relax, Zuffy.
05:09Didn't work.
05:12Kishin?
05:13Are you in there?
05:14Oh, no!
05:15Mandrake!
05:17Zuffy, you go stall him while I put this book back.
05:19Hey!
05:24What's that?
05:26Got it!
05:27Oh!
05:27Ow!
05:28Ouch!
05:30Kishin!
05:34Zuffy, you're sitting on my hat.
05:37Bingo!
05:41You wouldn't happen to know where Kishin is, would you, Zuffy?
05:46You've been a tremendous help.
05:51Ah, there you are.
05:53Oh, hi, Mandrake.
05:55I was just, uh, finishing up my homework.
05:58Ugh!
05:59And boy, am I tired.
06:03Kishin, is everything all right?
06:05Couldn't be better.
06:06Good night.
06:07Wallpapering your kitchen?
06:17Preachers of darkness, hear and obey.
06:21I call on the demon Shoggoth to cross the endless void and avenge me against my enemies.
06:29Shoggoth, Kaznor, Fenda, Hood.
06:33Hello, Kishin.
06:40You call Shoggoth?
06:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:43You call Sugars?
06:51I guess so.
06:53Yeah.
06:54You master.
06:57Wow.
07:00Look, Sugars in eye.
07:03Then look in eye upside down.
07:07What you think, master?
07:12I think Stewie and his crummy friends are in for a lot of trouble.
07:20I can wait no longer, Acton. Report.
07:24The unusual power surge I have detected is located near Monitore.
07:29And what type of power is it?
07:31Unknown, sire.
07:34Flash Gordon and his accursed defenders are up to something.
07:37Send a team of Frost people to Central City at once.
07:40I must know what it is.
07:47Well, what do you think, Phantom?
07:48Could this be something Ming cooked up?
07:50Hard to say, Flash.
07:51But I suggest we investigate at once.
07:53Dynaq, can you give us a fix on this power surge?
07:56The power surge has now moved to Sector 12, Central City, Junior High School.
08:02Oh, we've got a problem.
08:17Hey, look who's here.
08:19It's the karate creep.
08:24I can't fight you, Stewie. It's against the defender's code.
08:29Here's what I think of your code, wimp.
08:33Baby, I can't fight you, but I've got a friend who can.
08:45Yes, Kling.
08:47Let him have it, Sogoth.
08:49Yes, master.
08:52Oh, let him go!
08:53Oh, let him go!
08:54Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58槍!
08:59Whoa!
09:01Whoa!
09:02Whoa!
09:03Huh-ha-ha!
09:04Huh-ha-ha!
09:05Ride him, cowboy!
09:06Huh-ha-ha!
09:07Right-em, cowboy!
09:08Ride him, Cowboy!
09:24This is great!
09:30What's going on here?
09:32Stewie and his friends just got a little clumsy.
09:35Magic, my friends, is simply the art of illusion.
09:42Of course, it's always important to spice up illusion with a little razzle-dazzle.
09:54Thank you. Thank you very m-
09:58That's not part of the act!
10:05Uh, uh, we'll be right back after this message.
10:08Mandric!
10:11I'm alright.
10:13Lothar, there's an evil presence nearby.
10:17Destructive beyond our imaginations.
10:19We have to stop it!
10:20Thanks a lot for your help, Shoggoth.
10:22But, uh, you can go back to wherever you came from, okay?
10:24So, uh, bye!
10:26Shoggoth, not maize! Shoggoth, light in here!
10:30Okay, if you won't go, then I'll just have to say the magic words.
10:32Koznar, Fender, Hood.
10:34Shoggoth, not maize! Shoggoth, light in here!
10:38Okay, if you won't go, then I'll just have to say the magic words.
10:42Koznar, Fender, Hood.
10:44You not master any more! No one master to Shoggoth!
10:51Yeah, Mandric's the greatest magician in the world!
10:54And he'll just...
10:56Shoggoth! You not threaten Shoggoth!
11:03Let us go!
11:04Shoggoth not stop Kashin!
11:08Kashin stopped himself!
11:11Behold!
11:18You were told never to touch my sorcery books!
11:22A boy who disobeys is a boy who can't be trusted to become a defender.
11:31Kashin tell Mandric, Kashin lose everything!
11:41What power this creature must possess?
11:44In the right hands, my hands!
11:46It could smash the defenders into oblivion!
11:52The power source is moving away from the school, Flash.
11:54Oh, that's a lucky break for...
11:56Phantom, look!
12:02What on earth is that?
12:03The answer, my friend, is not of this earth.
12:11You take care of handsome Harry.
12:12I'm gonna go up top and help those passengers.
12:14What the...?
12:17Come on! Come on!
12:19I... I gotta pull out on this day!
12:24What the...?
12:26Come on! Come on!
12:27I... I gotta pull out on this day!
12:28What the...?
12:29What the...?
12:30DEKE
12:42What the...?
12:44Come on! Come on!
12:45I... I gotta pull out of this day!
12:47Only... One thing... Left... To try...
12:50It's a try!
12:55Hell, Rick's not the only guy who knows how to deal with machines.
13:20You are truly a wonder of the world, Shoggoth.
13:26But there are lowly mortals who could stop you.
13:30Who? Who sings to Shoggoth?
13:34I am Mim the Merciless, your friend and admirer.
13:39And who are these mortals, the Full Star Shoggoth?
13:44They call themselves the Defenders of the Earth.
13:47To destroy them, you must first destroy the machine called Dynac X, lodged within that mountain.
13:54Smash that machine, and the Defenders can never hurt you.
13:59Shoggoth will smash this Dynac machine!
14:06And then you will serve Mim the Merciless as my greatest weapon.
14:12There's the source of the trouble!
14:18What can we do against something like that?
14:20Nothing you can do, my friend. This is a sorcerer's battle.
14:24See the rest of Shoggoth!
14:39I've got to warn Mandrake! I've just got to!
14:42I can be trusted. I only wanted to show those bullies.
14:49I didn't mean for it to go this far.
14:51I like Central City very much, but sometimes I miss the excitement of the jungle.
14:59Hang on! Hang on, guys!
15:01No! No, no, no, no!
15:10Oh, no! That's Rixfin!
15:12No! No, no, no, no!
15:16Uh, Zandar, Ni, Yad, K...
15:21Why isn't this working?
15:23Oh, Shoggoth, get lost!
15:25Shoggoth, tired of Kashin!
15:31Kashin!
15:35Hold it!
15:37Any longer!
15:45Kashin, are you all right?
15:47It's all my fault, Mandrake.
15:49I called the demon with a magic spell I found in your library.
15:53You what?
15:54I'm sorry!
15:55Please, I'll do anything!
15:56Just don't...
15:57The spell!
15:58Where's the spell?
16:02Mandrake, please!
16:03Let me explain!
16:04I didn't mean...
16:06Not now, Kashin!
16:09This spell can stop that creature, but we have to act quickly!
16:12Mandrake, do you need some help?
16:19No!
16:20No!
16:21No!
16:22No!
16:23No!
16:24No!
16:25No!
16:26No!
16:27No!
16:28No!
16:29No!
16:31Intruder alert!
16:32Intruder alert!
16:33Initiating self-defense mechanisms!
16:40You will have arms of us!
16:46Stop!
16:47You cannot do...
16:49This...
16:50Stop!
16:52Shogoth!
16:54I am Mandrake!
16:55You're superior!
16:58No one is superior to me, Mandrake!
17:03You are weak!
17:04Shogoth!
17:05Destroy you!
17:07Destroy all of you!
17:10I think not!
17:12According to this document, you are an earth demon,
17:15and therefore the weakest when off the earth!
17:17So!
17:19So, your history, pal!
17:23Work!
17:24Run quickly!
17:25Run quickly!
17:33Run quickly!
17:35Quick! He's escaping!
17:43There he is!
17:45How can we stop a cloud?
17:51Every cloud has its silver lining.
17:56No, no! I want this!
18:01He's weaker now, Lothar. Release him.
18:05And now, to hurl this unwelcome visitor back to his own...
18:10Ming's Ice Robots!
18:29They're taking Shoggoth.
18:32Let them go!
18:35I think he's had enough of this world. Why not let Ming deal with him for a while?
18:40You have failed, Shoggoth.
18:42But in my infinite compassion, I have chosen to save you.
18:48With my help, you can still destroy Mandrake and the other defenders.
18:52Shoggoth want no more Mandrake! No more defenders! Shoggoth want go home!
19:00You will obey me, demon!
19:02Shoggoth obeyed no one!
19:04I command you to stop!
19:05I command you to stop!
19:09Stop! I command it!
19:13Shoggoth!
19:14Shoggoth!
19:15Shoggoth!
19:16And then!
19:17Shoggoth!
19:18Shoggoth!
19:20I command it!
19:22the power surge has disappeared from our time space continuum now all we have to deal with
19:30is the danger of kishin whose need to take revenge on some schoolyard bullies threatened
19:36us all please leave us alone for a little while mandrake i'll take my punishment like a man
19:46but please don't send me away who said anything about sending you away shoggoth showed me the
19:53future how you would send me away if i told you about him and and you told me anyway that took a
20:00lot of courage kishin you're not gonna send me away no this is your home now and forever you'll still
20:08be punished but no one's sending you anywhere kishin oh mandrake you can trust me i'll never
20:14disobey you again i'll make you so proud of me you already have kishin you already have
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20:45you
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