00:00THE END
00:26Do you pack all the spoons?
00:28I packed all of my spoons, yeah.
00:30Can't wait till tomorrow.
00:32Oh, Tom. Tomorrow is tomorrow.
00:38Glad I waited to tape everything up.
00:42How's your neck?
00:44Gnarled, like a root.
00:46Well, you can have a bed tonight.
00:48Oh, yeah?
00:50You're going out.
00:52That's so.
00:54Have fun.
00:56I just want you to know not to stay up later.
00:58I fucking hate your guts and I cannot wait to never have to look at your fucking face again.
01:02What's up?
01:04Say hi for me, huh?
01:06Say hi for me, huh?
01:08It's come on, I'm like.
01:10Why are you hiding in the window.
01:12Yeah.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:16Oh, my God.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:22Hey. Where are you going?
01:42Breakfast.
01:44I love breakfast.
01:46I don't think that's a good idea.
01:48Why not?
01:49I just don't want to make this a thing.
01:51Who's making it a thing?
01:53I'm just not ready for that, okay?
01:56You're not ready for breakfast with me?
01:58Yeah, sure.
02:00But you just had sex with me.
02:02Yeah, sure. That was great.
02:04But can you please just stop making this a thing, okay?
02:07It is a thing.
02:08Oh, God. This is such a mistake.
02:10You called me.
02:11Well, you're not the only one who gets drunk.
02:16You're being really mean.
02:19Get used to the new me, Kathy, because this is it.
02:22I don't give a shitty and I don't give a shit about you.
02:24I don't give a shit about...
02:26Actually, right now, I just don't give a shit about you.
02:28I haven't decided what else I don't give a shit about.
02:30I don't know.
02:31Farmers markets.
02:32Craft beer.
02:33Ian, wait.
02:35What?
02:36What?
02:37Do you want to date me?
02:39Yeah, I want to date you. Dating you is the best.
02:54Hello?
02:55Ian still doesn't want to date me, Cal. Can you believe it?
02:58You okay?
03:26Yeah.
03:27You wanna want something else?
03:29No. I'm good.
03:33I've seen you like this.
03:34What? Hi.
03:35No.
03:36Alone.
03:37In there.
03:39You don't have to be.
03:40I'm just watching the movie.
03:41Move in with me.
03:43What?
03:44It's really a great combo, huh?
03:45Give Jeff your notice tomorrow.
03:46We can find another roommate in 30 days.
03:47Don't unpack anything.
03:48Well, it's a little rude.
03:49Yeah, so what?
03:50Sometimes it's okay to be selfish if it makes you happy.
03:51You make me happy, Jeff.
03:52You make me happy, Jeff.
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56No.
03:57No.
03:58No.
03:59No.
04:00No.
04:01No.
04:02No.
04:03No.
04:04No.
04:05No.
04:06No.
04:07It's all good.
04:08Just a little которую.
04:09You have to find me and make.
04:10I don't know.
04:11Just a little punishing myself.
04:12Make me happy.
04:13Let's not confirm that you can find me.
04:14We have to be self-evil.
04:15Come back to God.
04:16You can find another roommate in 30 days.
04:17You don't unpack anything.
04:18Well, it's a little rude.
04:19So what?
04:20Sometimes it's okay to be selfish if it makes you happy.
04:21You make me happy, Jeremy.
04:22Just not that happy.
04:23It's just a little quick.
04:24It's okay.
04:25You don't have to take me seriously.
04:26But you will eventually.
04:27I take you seriously.
04:28I take you seriously.
04:33Well, just not that seriously.
04:35Jeremy.
04:36not usually this pathetic actually it's just you make me feel so many things and
04:44it's a little terrifying I'm sorry I'm trying I'm gonna keep trying
05:06what I've been calling you all day okay well I don't want to talk about you Kathy
05:20are you drunk mostly you shouldn't be drinking alone cow
05:36so he's seeing him that's it he's just seeing him apparently what does that even mean anyway
05:48he's just seeing him it means whatever it means I don't know why do you think he's doing it he
05:54wants to destroy me just you know completely just beat me into the earth and then rub salt
06:00all over the ground what a fucking huge hypocrite yeah well glass houses what's that supposed to
06:09mean honesty is the best policy or something hey I got an idea what tomorrow when I move into my
06:17studio you should come over and we should get drunk and we should pretend that it's 2008 and I've never
06:22met Tom or had sex with anybody okay yes wait hey remember that time when I promised you
06:30a case of champagne have you ever got laid and never got that case of champagne actually Tom
06:36does not count I do not even think he is a real person you're right about him hmm he was shifty
06:45yes it's because I have a sense for these things hey so what about Jeremy or Paul okay pay off
06:51statute of limitations and sides what do you need with the entire case of champagne huh to celebrate my
06:58my wife obviously
07:08hmm
07:10guess I missed my chance
07:14you're never having sex again no champagne for me
07:17oh god damn it sorry I'm so drunk and we lived together for a year almost a year
07:29because we didn't even make it a fucking year maybe you shouldn't have like a kiss champagne just lying
07:35around your house sounds like a bad idea you're probably right oh my god slow down there buddy
07:41hey listen I know what it's like hey you know what Ian said to me today he said to me he doesn't give a shit he's calling himself I don't give a shit Ian
07:55he wants you back no I know he does I mean I hope so I mean Ian's the kind of guy I don't really want to talk about this actually
08:03oh okay yeah I mean I'm happy for you that your life isn't in shambles you know I'm happy that your life isn't over
08:11your life is not over Towson
08:13while you appreciate your commiseration and gal pal certainty that I'm gonna bounce back from this with all due respect you don't know what this is like for me
08:20you know when I was growing up I thought I was never gonna find anybody I thought that I was the only person out there like me and then I found out that there were other people like me but they just weren't really like me actually
08:39and then I met Tom
08:46you don't know what it's like to lose what I'm leaving
08:49you know what it's like not to have somebody
08:52Kathy we're talking about me okay this is about me
08:56yeah mm-hmm yeah we're always talking about you I get it it's fine
09:01excuse me
09:04you know you left me to basically die at an abortion clinic you left me alone at an abortion clinic
09:10I apologize for that
09:11a fucking apology
09:12I apologize
09:13a fucking apology
09:14what else do you want what else am I supposed to do I said I'm sorry
09:16I don't want you to fucking cry about your own bullshit for six hours afterwards you're the one that cheated on him
09:23you cheated on him and I'm for the fucking abortion you cheated on him and then you start complaining about how unfair and how unjust life is
09:33you know just fucking spare me the details
09:36you asked for this
09:38good
09:39yeah
09:40just say what you think
09:42I will say what I think because you know what you are too fucking chicken shit to end it
09:47so you forced him into it by cheating on him
09:50this is what you fucking wanted are you happy it's what you fucking wanted
09:53yeah Kathy
09:55I'm really happy
09:58I'm sorry I'm sorry
10:02I think you better fucking leave
10:04please
10:05are you serious
10:06you gotta be alone
10:08you might as well be alone
10:10you know
10:11just completely
10:18just go
10:19alright
10:21goodnight Kathy
10:26goodnight Kathy
10:27goodnight
10:29guitar solo
10:59guitar solo
11:29guitar solo
11:59guitar solo
12:29guitar solo
12:59guitar solo
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