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00:00:00A new patient had a dream about my mother.
00:00:06Ramon, dare miyad.
00:00:08What does dare miyad mean?
00:00:10It's coming.
00:00:12Kristen, what's up?
00:00:12I have some kind of STD.
00:00:14I'm just ashamed.
00:00:15Of course you are, dumb whore.
00:00:17Hey, Kristen!
00:00:20We need a meeting after school today.
00:00:24The next person to speak has to start with I feel.
00:00:27I feel like you just assume everybody experiences life the same way you do.
00:00:31All right, that's right.
00:00:33Why were you at Planned Parenthood?
00:00:35Because Kristen got an STD from that model I brought to dad's 60 years.
00:00:38You brought a model?
00:00:39Well, Duke and I went out for drinks.
00:00:41No, that's the night you told me I had to work late.
00:00:43Here's the deal.
00:00:44If I end up undergoing medical treatment, that's my decision.
00:00:48I want what's best for you.
00:00:50Maybe what's best for me is not what's in store.
00:00:53At the T-junction, turn left.
00:00:57If possible, make a U-turn.
00:01:01companyoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone
00:01:31I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind
00:02:01I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants
00:02:31I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants
00:03:01I'm standing in the middle of life
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:55Oh, my God.
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:55Oh, my God.
00:05:25So, are you nervous at all about this dinner tonight?
00:05:44Uh, um, I'm not the get-nervous kind of guy.
00:05:50They can be really judgy.
00:05:52My older siblings, they seem pretty chill at your dad's thing.
00:05:55Chill isn't a word I'd use to describe them.
00:05:57Well, believe me, I've handled worse.
00:05:59Can you hear that?
00:06:25What's up?
00:06:27What's up?
00:06:29What's up?
00:06:31Nothing.
00:06:38Oh, um, call me, text me.
00:06:51Let me know if you get that P.G.S. then.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:54I will stop by the game lab so they can tell me that I did not make it, most likely.
00:06:59No.
00:07:00What time should I meet you here, then?
00:07:04I don't know, four or five.
00:07:05Um, do you have, like, a key that I could look myself in if I get here earlier?
00:07:12Sure.
00:07:13What?
00:07:22What?
00:07:23Um, I'm not giving you this key as, like, a statement about us.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:32It's no worries, man.
00:07:34Yeah, I'll just, I'll find something to do.
00:07:36You just call me when you get home.
00:07:37No, no, no.
00:07:38I actually, no, I want you to take the key today.
00:07:42I do.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:44Yeah?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46I'm gonna go get dressed.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:53So, is this my makeup breakfast?
00:07:57Makeup breakfast for what?
00:08:00Oh, uh, for the insane amount of lying you've been doing lately?
00:08:07Cocaine, male model, open up a can of whoop acid, Planned Parenthood, jail time.
00:08:13Okay, so sometimes I act on impulse.
00:08:19That's the price you pay for wanting to have fun, you know?
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:23I miss fun, too.
00:08:25You miss fun.
00:08:26Your whole life is fun.
00:08:28Hello?
00:08:29Can Malcolm come out and play?
00:08:32He is all yours.
00:08:35Case in point, you have a mountain biking play date.
00:08:38That is not the same.
00:08:41Mine is all out in the open.
00:08:44Seriously, what is the difference between you jumping out of an airplane...
00:08:47And you doing blow with a male model?
00:08:49You're right.
00:08:50Those are exactly the same thing.
00:08:51It's just as irresponsible, if not more so.
00:08:54I am not talking about being irresponsible.
00:08:58Come here.
00:09:05I miss having fun together.
00:09:08So do I.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11How about we start with tonight?
00:09:12Fine, you're on.
00:09:18All right.
00:09:27Tonight.
00:09:32You ready to fuck that mountain's brains out?
00:09:38I'm ready to rape that mountain.
00:09:39No, we're not having that much aggression in this house.
00:09:43God, Haley's in the next room.
00:09:45She does not need to hear that shit.
00:09:46There's a reason misogyny is spelled with two Ys.
00:09:49Oh, is that chromosome humor?
00:09:51My husband will join you.
00:09:53Go away.
00:09:54He will join you once he's had his breakfast.
00:09:56You mean his cancer-causing swill?
00:09:58Yep.
00:09:59So, Ramon's bringing Tattoo Boy to dinner tonight.
00:10:03It should be interesting.
00:10:04It is named Henry, and it is Ramon's boyfriend.
00:10:07We'll see about that.
00:10:09Wow, wouldn't want to be it tonight.
00:10:11Me neither.
00:10:12I'll see you guys in, like, three minutes.
00:10:14That's what happens when you eat tree bark for breakfast.
00:10:18Okay, I cannot wait for him to meet Carmen tonight.
00:10:21He's going to punch a baby when he finds out you're trying to set him up.
00:10:25You know he's celibate.
00:10:27You're being disrespectful.
00:10:29No, look.
00:10:30I love the guy, okay?
00:10:32But he needs to get laid.
00:10:34He needs a girlfriend, someone he can share his life with.
00:10:37And I know that deep down that's exactly what he wants.
00:10:39So then why would he lie about that to all of us?
00:10:42Stuke.
00:10:43It's a big part of his shtick, always being in control.
00:10:46You know?
00:10:47Kind of like you.
00:10:48I made it worse, didn't I?
00:10:58Jesus.
00:10:59How can kids this young have so much hate?
00:11:02You think one of our students did this?
00:11:03Isn't it obvious?
00:11:06I feel this is payback for not getting their white pride club.
00:11:11You need to put out a statement.
00:11:14They've got a muzzle on me.
00:11:16The board wants me silent until the PPD finishes its investigation.
00:11:19Well, that doesn't make any sense.
00:11:21It's going to be all over the internet.
00:11:23You're right.
00:11:25Pictures have already shown up on social media.
00:11:28So this place is going to be crawling with press any minute now.
00:11:31We'll be foaming at the mouth for answers.
00:11:33Exactly.
00:11:37Finding answers is my specialty.
00:11:50Hey.
00:11:52Hi.
00:11:53Where's your mother?
00:11:54At the mosque.
00:11:54She left early to help with final touches for Akilah's wedding tonight.
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58Great.
00:11:58Yeah, I can put that stuff on your back.
00:12:01You're sure?
00:12:04Okay, cool.
00:12:06Yeah, I wrote online vitamin E doesn't really help.
00:12:33Yeah, I know that.
00:12:35What's the point?
00:12:36Oh, I've lost the point of it years ago.
00:12:38I just have it now.
00:12:40It calms me.
00:12:41Though I know it doesn't actually do anything.
00:12:44Sounds a lot like ritualized superstition.
00:12:47Yes, it does.
00:12:49Smartass.
00:13:05Listen, Navidjan.
00:13:06Pray all day long if it truly makes you happy.
00:13:14And wear the hijab.
00:13:16And like boys, or girls, or both.
00:13:20Or neither.
00:13:21I just wanna keep you safe.
00:13:25That's all.
00:13:27That's all.
00:13:28We already have a target on our backs.
00:13:33And I just worry you'd be adding a few more.
00:13:36I promised I would never go out like this dad.
00:13:39I really hope so.
00:13:45I wish you could.
00:13:50I wish the world was different from what it is.
00:13:52You're 15 minutes and 37 seconds late, Columbia.
00:14:03Did I miss the announcement?
00:14:05Yep.
00:14:06Fuck.
00:14:07And?
00:14:08Obviously I got one of the spots.
00:14:10Obviously.
00:14:13And I didn't?
00:14:14Well...
00:14:15Not my spot.
00:14:16I got it.
00:14:18Oh my god!
00:14:20Dex!
00:14:21We're both going to the Portland Game Expo.
00:14:24Chlamydia?
00:14:26Yep.
00:14:28Nasty.
00:14:30You gave it to me?
00:14:32No, I got it from you.
00:14:34It was my first time, remember?
00:14:36Oops.
00:14:37You should probably get that checked out, shouldn't I?
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:40You should.
00:14:44Hey, I know this is weird, but we could still...
00:14:47Still what?
00:14:49You know, hang out sometime.
00:14:52Oh.
00:14:54Wow.
00:14:55Look, I mean, I've literally just put a face to your name, Kirsten, okay?
00:15:00Kirsten.
00:15:03It's Kirsten, not Kirsten.
00:15:08Hey, babe.
00:15:09Hey.
00:15:11Did you get mine with the liquid stevia?
00:15:13Yes, silly.
00:15:17So...
00:15:19Who are you?
00:15:23Um, Kirsten, Justina, Justina, Kirsten.
00:15:26Kirsten.
00:15:30He's got chlamydia.
00:15:36Maybe.
00:15:38So the question is, how does one form a rational response to the...
00:15:43To the...
00:15:47Oh, good.
00:15:48You started without me.
00:15:49Mr. Boatwright, we thought we'd lost you.
00:15:52Yeah, I thought I lost me, too.
00:15:54Hello, Thomas.
00:15:55Good to see you again.
00:15:56Greg.
00:15:57Please continue.
00:15:59Never mind me.
00:16:00Right.
00:16:01Well, in my book, I examined the existential crisis of living in a world that is overrun by chaos, corruption, war, and oppression.
00:16:10I believe the most rational response is optimism.
00:16:14Optimism. Hmm.
00:16:16Well, no wonder Dante populated the first circle of hell with philosophers.
00:16:22Anxiety is a completely appropriate response to today's reality, Thomas.
00:16:28And anger.
00:16:29What do you want? People just to swallow the shit that they're in?
00:16:32By the way, when the fuck did we criminalize outrage?
00:16:36Greg, the point I make is not dissimilar from the one that you laid out in your first and only book.
00:16:41Bullshit. I never said anyone should be optimistic in the face of fascism.
00:16:45It is now, in this troubling moment, that we must always choose joy.
00:16:50For us, for those we love, and for the entire world.
00:16:55These are your words, Greg.
00:16:57Was the world any less challenging when they were published 30 years ago?
00:17:0230 years ago, truth was still truth. A fact was a fact.
00:17:05But we're not that society anymore.
00:17:07The world got turned upside down.
00:17:10Just a raging waterfall of fuckery from here to forever.
00:17:14Turned upside down by smart people, like us.
00:17:17You, me, them.
00:17:19Who the fuck are we to proclaim some kind of rarefied objective wisdom?
00:17:24Well, it's our innate...
00:17:26Nature doesn't care about our individual intellectual experiences, believe me.
00:17:31Nature has plans of its own, and it is going to be just fine without us.
00:17:34If, if a deer shits in the woods, whether you're there to see it or not, it means nothing.
00:17:43It's just shit.
00:17:45Shit.
00:17:46I got some bad blood. I got some bad blood. I got some bad blood. I got no drillers in your mind.
00:17:52I'm gonna walk me inside, I got some bad blood. I got some bad blood. I got no drillers in your mind. I got no hope for you to search.
00:17:58It's a bad blood for you to go.
00:17:59No, it will come.
00:18:00Just a little bit to hold your knife, just a little bit.
00:18:01No, I don't know.
00:18:02Let me run to a iron.
00:18:07I got no help for you to go.
00:18:08Hey, here they come.
00:18:17Yeah, thank you.
00:18:18Very good.
00:18:25Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:18:34Let's go, let's go!
00:18:36Come on, let's go!
00:18:55so is uh is this the part where i ask you what's wrong honey bear
00:19:03hmm only if they give out trophies for sarcasm
00:19:06wow okay what's up man dude you let fucking phil win the fuck wait i thought you won
00:19:15you had second place all to yourself i saw you give up just before the finish line come on man
00:19:21not this conversation again okay i didn't give up i was just done it's a race bro you race to place
00:19:27that rhymes which is awesome and everything but i beat my best time the best time is winning time
00:19:33duke winning doesn't matter if i'm happy and i'm making progress which i am
00:19:37look i just want my best friend always reaching for the brass ring is that a bad thing
00:19:43i don't know man i just want my best friend to let me know when my wife does cocaine with the
00:19:4820-something male model is that a bad thing
00:19:51both the school board and the administration at james k polk strongly condemn any kind of behavior
00:20:02that incites violence against others regardless of race sexuality or religious belief so would
00:20:08you support a prosecution if a student is identified and charged well of course this is a crime
00:20:13it's unacceptable but these are just kids with their whole lives ahead of them
00:20:21we have to continue to support them even when they screw up they're so impressionable and they
00:20:29have so many hateful messages coming at them from everywhere so you're saying they shouldn't be
00:20:33prosecuted there must be ways to deal with this other than throwing young kids into the justice system
00:20:40that's all for now you'll be hearing from the portland police department when they're ready
00:20:45to put out a statement thank you do you think i could have inherited genetically
00:20:49schizophrenia ramon we've agreed to avoid using diagnostic language
00:20:55and one really doesn't inherit the disease itself more like a predisposition for it so i could have
00:21:02inherited it well how much do you know about your biological parents nothing somebody just left me
00:21:10in the steps of this orphanage in barranquilla no no nothing and how do you feel about that
00:21:16whatever i mean colombia was totally whacked at the time between the cartels the guerrillas the
00:21:22government pretty much everybody got killed so things were that okay for me things are okay with henry
00:21:32yeah yeah they're good we're actually uh having dinner with my siblings tonight
00:21:36hmm so you're still finding his presence to be of comfort yeah yeah i don't really want to
00:21:42talk about henry though he's kind of like my escape from all this and i just want to keep it that way
00:21:49okay
00:21:52has anything worth noting happened to you since our last session
00:22:00what do you mean like like a hallucination anything that you might have seen or heard
00:22:08or even smelled
00:22:12anything that seemed out of the ordinary no nothing
00:22:16have you stopped using marijuana yeah fred um i just i don't think i strongly encourage you to read
00:22:34here's the thing though ever since my dad's party when when i saw the fire
00:22:38i have these moments where i'm so scared it just feels like the fear is going to kill me weed stops
00:22:46that it just takes that clench feeling in my heart and it just lets it go well we can look at the other
00:22:52ways to modulate your anxiety why this one works i mean i i take a little bit of of cannibalists
00:22:59cannibalists yeah cannibalists and i work on my game and i totally chill it gets me in the right now i
00:23:07i just don't need anything else honestly fred if it's okay with you i'd like to take a look at your game
00:23:14why you want to analyze it no i want to learn more about you
00:23:18and the world you create in the game sure i'll send you a link
00:23:25why did you even go over there because i had to give him the card what card the chlamydia card
00:23:31there's a card yes there's a card from planned parenthood and they told me to give it to randy
00:23:36couldn't you have mailed it to him jesus i mean kristin this guy's a stool sample the worst part is
00:23:42she was like all nice to me and he was in his tighty whiteys and he's so happy
00:23:49okay look at me all right do not ever ever ever see this guy again understand
00:23:57okay give me the card you've got to be fucking kidding me it was either the empathy initiative
00:24:14or math oh come on ray we have been working together for years now you and i have dodged
00:24:20budget cuts a hundred times is this about the effigy no no you did a fantastic job with the press
00:24:26you knew about these cuts before i spoke to the press but you waited for me to throw myself into
00:24:32the lion's den save you and then and then turn around and fire me very classy ray for christ i was
00:24:40gonna tell you this morning when i got the news but i didn't because you know hate crime
00:24:48look audrey we're all just trying our best yeah well it's not good enough and you got it wrong
00:24:54it's not about me it's about those kids it's either them or math
00:25:06all right duke you gotta tell me your secret man what is it roids you want peds
00:25:13now you lance armstrong and it's you motherfucker yeah that much winning has an asterisk written all
00:25:18over it look guys i don't have to cheat besides lance armstrong raised over 500 million dollars
00:25:23for cancer research do better nah i bet you get some weird concoction made of
00:25:27fucking goat dust and dried beetles from one of those places in chinatown right yeah some ancient
00:25:32oriental juju what's the secret sauce sensei it's japanese you dumbass oh i'm celibate
00:25:38come on right no i really am what do you mean like celibate like not having sex at all as a
00:25:49physical trainer for a professional soccer team assistant physical trainer who actually knows what
00:25:54the fuck he's talking about sex does not deplete testosterone levels it's not about saving testosterone
00:26:02it's about channeling that energy into something much more rewarding than getting my rocks off because
00:26:06that's what my baser instincts tell me to do wow i don't know how you don't you even think about it
00:26:13so you don't even i just stay in control
00:26:18always a racist mock lynching at james k poke academy has many students at the portland magnet
00:26:25school expressing outrage this is a hate crime the perpetrator should be prosecuted while hate crimes
00:26:30are still against the law but audrey bayer a conflict resolution consultant speaking for the school
00:26:36dismiss the idea of prosecution these are just kids with their whole lives ahead of them
00:26:44we have to continue to support them even when they screw up
00:26:47shireen verma news eight portland thanks shireen
00:26:59hi i need you like all hands on deck what's wrong is it ramon no i i i just thought it would be nice to
00:27:18have sex oh well i've been looking for an excuse to get out of here it'll take me about three hours though
00:27:25hurry
00:27:35hey how come mark is not shooting i sent him home sent everyone home i kind of wanted to be alone with
00:27:42you really really now give me your oh face come on don't be shy
00:27:53ah yeah that's it and uh grab your crotch too like you're a real badass that's it
00:28:01oh okay that's the way to do it
00:28:09this doesn't really seem like something that would be on your site well i'm starting a new line call it
00:28:14douchebag hey randy what do you know about statutory rape
00:28:22say what kristen the girl you fucked in the treehouse
00:28:26she's 17 years old yeah well props to her
00:28:34i'm still in the rape thing though well you see when a 26 year old man
00:28:38fucks a 17 year old girl that is statutory rape
00:28:44no man i don't know what you're talking about i mean she seemed into it you're not making it better
00:28:48randy she was wearing a horse head did you know she's my sister oh me yeah yo ashley
00:28:54i never well ashley if i would have no i need you to repeat after me i randy butler
00:29:03am guilty of statutory rape wait are you recording all this say it
00:29:15that is literally the only thing that will keep me from calling the cops right now
00:29:24i randy butler i'm guilty of statutory rape you go near my sister again and this goes viral
00:29:35karina we're done here
00:29:39did we capture our predator we did
00:29:44randy this chlamydia card is yours
00:29:45you can stuff your janky ass out now thank you
00:29:57chop chop randy
00:30:01seriously we all value you as allies okay but especially today pocs need this space to ourselves
00:30:09so we can safely articulate how we feel about the hate crime at our school but how does being
00:30:13exclusionary why is this even a debate can we get a minute or what the polk academy chapter of united
00:30:19and diversity invites everyone to its inaugural meeting to discuss the recent hate crime here
00:30:25you're still white this is for diverse people i don't think you're using diverse right i mean
00:30:30diverse is all of us together isn't that some all eyes matter bullshit let's just go
00:30:39look i just wanted to be a part of helping because this affects me too i mean this is why it always
00:30:45sucks around here by the way we're on the same side but we can't have all good things all the time for
00:30:53everybody with zero compromises that's impossible
00:31:06monster's gonna take an elevator down to the ground floor
00:31:12bing i'm gonna take up the elevator
00:31:17down
00:31:21jump in the water
00:31:23isn't it all kinds of beautiful in here
00:31:32it's a mama monster
00:31:35is uncle duke your personal monster yeah oh my gosh keep going uncle duke get her nice and tired
00:31:42ah i just noticed there's three people of color here and a white boy cooking i like these odds future
00:31:47of america right here take that this looks amazing thanks baby not as amazing as you look
00:31:56long day this is a funny way to ride a monster you know if things work out with carmen
00:32:07she may not be the only one riding tonight yeah you ruined it seriously that doesn't even make sense
00:32:14you scared me
00:32:15i'm gonna go change into something i'm gonna go change into something i can actually spill wine on
00:32:23you know if you want to go change into something i want to do
00:32:30well you weren't kidding around
00:32:35Wow.
00:32:37You weren't kidding around.
00:32:43Get right back.
00:33:05I'm, uh, I'm out of the magic pills.
00:33:19Fine.
00:33:21We'll just watch TV.
00:33:25No. Fuck TV.
00:33:29What else are we gonna do?
00:33:31We have to be doing something?
00:33:33Can't we just...
00:33:37Just what?
00:33:39I don't know. Just be.
00:33:41Here.
00:33:43Together, for fuck's sake.
00:33:45Without a goal.
00:33:47Without a plan. Greg, please.
00:33:49Don't seminar me right now.
00:33:51Listen.
00:33:53Honey, I'm serious.
00:33:55When was the last time that we just
00:33:59were
00:34:01with each other?
00:34:03And that was enough.
00:34:07I miss that.
00:34:09Me too.
00:34:13Carmen. Ashley.
00:34:15So good to see you again.
00:34:17I can't wait.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:21Can't wait to try this.
00:34:23Always bring the best wine.
00:34:25Aw.
00:34:27Who's the hugger?
00:34:29Oh, uh, Carmen consults for the team.
00:34:31Great. Another consultant. What does she consult?
00:34:33Carmen!
00:34:35Hi.
00:34:37Good to see you.
00:34:39Mmm.
00:34:41Uh, Duke.
00:34:43This is Carmen. Carmen, this is my brother-in-law, Duke.
00:34:45Hey, Carmen. It's good to meet you.
00:34:47We met at the wedding.
00:34:49We met at the wedding.
00:34:51Right, of course.
00:34:53Oh, Carmen, hey, would you mind helping me with the sprouts?
00:34:57Yeah.
00:34:59They're almost done, and I just love the way you see them.
00:35:01Definitely.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:05Now, tell me what-
00:35:06It wasn't my idea, I swear.
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08I just haven't figured out which one I'll kill first and which one I'll make watch.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:12Carmen is a friend of ours.
00:35:13So even if you don't want to have sex with her, just don't fuck up dinner, okay?
00:35:18Okay.
00:35:19That's good.
00:35:20Why don't you guys go ahead?
00:35:39I'll catch up with you later at the hotel for the reception.
00:35:43Betty, don't do this.
00:35:46You agreed to come.
00:35:47You put on your best suit.
00:35:51I can't do this.
00:35:54Navi, give us a minute, huh?
00:35:56Take as many as you like.
00:36:02Farid.
00:36:03It's a wedding.
00:36:05I'll pick you up later.
00:36:20I'm worried about you.
00:36:35And the next one.
00:36:36All right.
00:36:37I can't do this.
00:36:38You guys are going to kill me.
00:36:39I can't do that.
00:36:40I can't do it.
00:36:42I can't do it.
00:36:47I can't do it.
00:36:52Hi!
00:36:53I can't do it.
00:36:54No, no.
00:36:56No, no, no, no!
00:36:57I can't do it.
00:37:02It's fine.
00:37:04So, Henry, how will selling coffee at a laundromat provide opportunities for professional growth
00:37:33as well as a sustainable income for years to come?
00:37:37Duke.
00:37:39That's a good question.
00:37:40Wow, I mean, years.
00:37:41He means what's your plan?
00:37:43No, I don't have a plan.
00:37:45Life's kind of the plan, right?
00:37:47Yep.
00:37:50What I mean to say is I've never made a plan that went the way I planned it.
00:37:56And people tell you, well, it's your fault for not sticking with the plan, but...
00:38:00Maybe the plan is a problem.
00:38:02Exactly.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:03It is?
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05Fuck plans.
00:38:07In the face.
00:38:09Duke.
00:38:10He's a life coach.
00:38:11A motivational architect, actually.
00:38:14Ooh, sounds so scientific.
00:38:16You know, Ramon may not think he has a plan.
00:38:19Let's all say plan when we're done.
00:38:21But he's going to change the future of video game design, and that kind of talent might be really hard for you to keep up with.
00:38:27Ashley.
00:38:29He's going to have to work, though.
00:38:31Talent just gets you in the room.
00:38:32Can you say that again, please?
00:38:34I'm actually writing a book about uber-extra siblings who are incredibly condescending and yet have no idea what they're talking about.
00:38:40So, please...
00:38:41Your vote right's at the table.
00:38:42Your control freak is showing.
00:38:43Well, speaking of keep it up, could you guys know that Ramon was just selected as one of two finalists to represent his university at the Portland Game Expo?
00:38:52Oh, that's amazing, Ramon.
00:38:54Oh, shit.
00:38:54That's what I'm talking about, bro.
00:38:56Oh, yes.
00:38:57This is your moment.
00:38:58This is life offering you an opportunity to actualize your best self.
00:39:02Yeah, that sounds way too intense, Duke.
00:39:05Maybe this is not about Ramon's best self.
00:39:07Maybe it's just a continuing journey of successes and failures.
00:39:11You see that?
00:39:12I can handle.
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:14You've known my brother for, like, a minute and a half.
00:39:16Well, a little context.
00:39:18Carmen is an intuitive.
00:39:20Like a Jedi.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:23Sort of like a Jedi.
00:39:25You mean like a psychic?
00:39:27Uh, no.
00:39:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39:30Was that a bad word?
00:39:31No.
00:39:31Did I offend you?
00:39:33Of course not.
00:39:40What's your game about, Ramon?
00:39:42Well, um, it's not about anything, really.
00:39:48It's, um, more of an experience.
00:39:52It's how we perceive impossibility.
00:39:58Um, how sometimes you have to go backwards to go forward or make a choice to fall in order
00:40:08to rise back up stronger, better.
00:40:12Um, I just wanted to, uh, create a journey about what's in the player more than what's
00:40:19in the game.
00:40:20I love that.
00:40:24Me, too.
00:40:25I don't get it.
00:40:26It's all right.
00:40:28Nobody gets everything.
00:40:31Your way works for some people, but it doesn't work for others, just like everything in life.
00:40:35Well, that sounds suspiciously like relativism.
00:40:40And, uh, more on truth continues.
00:40:43The truth is, one can have a great life without pretending to be invincible to the world.
00:40:48But I'm not pretending.
00:40:56This cat is fucked up.
00:40:58Hey there, how can I help you?
00:41:09Oh, yeah, hi.
00:41:10Um, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm looking for a strain that treats, I suppose, anxiety.
00:41:19Okay, what kind of anxiety?
00:41:23Religious.
00:41:23Oh, God.
00:41:25That's the worst kind.
00:41:26Mm.
00:41:26Okay, so for anxiety, stress, depression, you're gonna want to go with sour diesel.
00:41:31Spoiler alert, smells like diesel.
00:41:33Okay, cool.
00:41:35Uh, all right, I'll take that.
00:41:37Do you have them pre-rolled?
00:41:38Pre-rolled?
00:41:38Sure.
00:41:38That'll be six bucks, and I need to see some ID.
00:41:41Sure.
00:41:45There you go.
00:41:48Fa-ri-cha-crani.
00:41:50What's that?
00:41:51Oh, it's what?
00:41:51Well, where are you from?
00:41:53Uh, Portland.
00:41:55No, I mean, where are you actually from?
00:41:58Who are you actually from?
00:42:02Exactly.
00:42:04I'll take that weed now.
00:42:10Ni-ho!
00:42:22Ni-ho!
00:42:27Ni-ho!
00:42:30Ni-ho!
00:42:30You've always been a masochist when it comes to massages.
00:42:43You've always been a fucking senist.
00:42:45Or a match made in hell.
00:42:46Oh!
00:42:48Oh!
00:42:49Oh!
00:42:51Oh!
00:42:53Ah, so tell me about your day.
00:42:55Oh, I really don't want to think about it right now.
00:43:01Is that okay?
00:43:02Of course.
00:43:03But you can tell me what's happening with you.
00:43:06I've been so focused on Ramon, we never get a chance to talk about your speech on your birthday.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14Maybe that's a good thing.
00:43:16Greg, there's nothing shameful in admitting you're depressed.
00:43:22It's not depression.
00:43:23It's existential.
00:43:29It's grief.
00:43:31Alpha.
00:43:35Life.
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:44I feel like it just went by so fucking fast.
00:43:49Like, everything's over now.
00:43:59Us.
00:44:01Our kids.
00:44:02The world.
00:44:04Well, it's not over.
00:44:08Well, a big chunk of it is.
00:44:11Where I really felt like I was part of it, and it was part of me.
00:44:21It's gone.
00:44:22You know?
00:44:23I just, I guess I haven't really figured out yet how to be old.
00:44:33Why I feel so irrelevant.
00:44:38Honey, practice what you've preached your whole life.
00:44:43Over a million copies sold.
00:44:46Be here now.
00:44:49Forget the past.
00:44:54Don't worry about the future.
00:44:58It's a hell of a lot easier to make that argument when you're 25 years old.
00:45:03You are beautiful.
00:45:13Shut up.
00:45:16You're so beautiful.
00:45:17I used to walk down the street and get catcalled so much, I'd think I was going to be assaulted.
00:45:31I never thought I'd miss that.
00:45:34You want to be assaulted?
00:45:35No.
00:45:36But I do want to be wanted.
00:45:38Greg, Greg, I still need you to want me.
00:45:49I want you.
00:45:51I still need you to want me.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:35Oh, my God.
00:46:38Why are you stopping?
00:46:54Um, apparently the, uh, the need for my little magic pill is no longer necessary.
00:47:06Oh, my God.
00:47:11It's going to be well.
00:47:12What are we waiting for?
00:47:13Uh, here we go.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Oh.
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21Oh.
00:47:23Oh.
00:47:25Oh.
00:47:28Oh.
00:47:29Oh, my God.
00:47:29Oh, my God.
00:47:30Oh, my God.
00:47:30Thank you, thank you.
00:48:00Hi Randy, brother, I'm guilty of statutory rape.
00:48:30I am so sorry about the family meeting thing.
00:48:54I know that that really sucked for you.
00:48:56It's just mom being mom.
00:48:58She's scared.
00:48:59I get it.
00:49:00But, I'm good.
00:49:05I am.
00:49:08Good.
00:49:13You know I'm here for you when you need me.
00:49:16Anytime.
00:49:19Honest.
00:49:20I am judging you harshly.
00:49:22It's kind of.
00:49:24I love you.
00:49:26I really hope your boss does not find that shit out.
00:49:29Oh, me neither.
00:49:30Me neither.
00:49:31Hey, Ramon, your boy Henry here has been using his boss's lift account for over a year.
00:49:37Thanks.
00:49:38Has he?
00:49:39And that is the tax on stupidity.
00:49:41All right.
00:49:42Well, as much as we would like to party forever, you and I, Henry, gotta bounce.
00:49:47Oh, we gotta bounce.
00:49:48All right.
00:49:49Thanks, guys.
00:49:50Dudes, no.
00:49:51No, no, no.
00:49:52We're just getting started.
00:49:53I've got, I've got Yahtzee.
00:49:54I've got Uno.
00:49:55Shut up.
00:49:56Shut up.
00:49:57Shut up.
00:49:58Shut up.
00:49:59We really had a blast.
00:50:01It was lovely meeting everyone.
00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:05You're so welcome.
00:50:06Hey, it was great meeting you.
00:50:08Carmen.
00:50:09Hey, do you mind if I ask you a question?
00:50:11It's kind of personal.
00:50:12Yeah, of course.
00:50:13It's good.
00:50:14It's good.
00:50:15It's good.
00:50:16So, um, you're perceptive about energy and stuff like that, right?
00:50:29Sometimes, yeah.
00:50:30Do you pick up on anything about me?
00:50:34Not anything I can tell you without knowing you a little bit better and spending some time
00:50:39with you.
00:50:40Well, maybe the number 1111.
00:50:45Not really.
00:50:48How about you get my contact info from your sister and we'll make an appointment.
00:50:52Cool.
00:50:53Yeah?
00:50:54Yeah, yeah.
00:50:55Yeah, we'll do that.
00:50:57Dinner is fly as fuck, man.
00:50:58Thank you so much.
00:50:59Absolutely.
00:51:00Hey, you guys want some leftovers?
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:02Yes.
00:51:03Ramon, don't fuck this up.
00:51:04Don't fuck this up, Ramon.
00:51:05Oh, my God.
00:51:06That was a good shot.
00:51:07Good shot.
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09Take whatever.
00:51:10That's for you.
00:51:11Ah, your card.
00:51:12Really?
00:51:13Well, just in case, you know.
00:51:14Just in case what?
00:51:15I need you to motivate my architecture?
00:51:16And this is where you give me your card.
00:51:17Yeah, I don't have any cards.
00:51:18Well, of course you don't.
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:20This is dinner, not a TED talk.
00:51:21Hold on.
00:51:22Uh-huh.
00:51:23Uh-huh.
00:51:24Uh-huh.
00:51:25You're in luck.
00:51:26Whoa, this is ancient, but it is me.
00:51:27Yup.
00:51:28Here, give me a shout sometime.
00:51:29Uh-huh.
00:51:30Well, we can hug if you want.
00:51:36I'm just, you know, just saying.
00:51:38Huh, you're in luck.
00:51:40Well, this is ancient, but it is me, yep.
00:51:45Here, give me a shout sometime.
00:51:48Uh, well, we can hug if you want.
00:51:53I'm just, you know, just saying.
00:51:56Not like, uh, like ideologically opposed to hugging, so, okay, I'm officially being weird.
00:52:02You're not weird.
00:52:04Nobody is.
00:52:08I don't know why I'll eat that.
00:52:10Put it in the, put it in the box, please.
00:52:13What?
00:52:17It's okay, Jake.
00:52:20I like you.
00:52:38That's the same one.
00:52:53Oh, it's the same one.
00:52:54That's the same one.
00:52:55It's the same one.
00:52:56That's the same one.
00:52:56It's the same one.
00:52:56Okay, that's the same one.
00:52:57Alright.
00:52:57I'm supposed to have you.
00:52:57I'm supposed to have you.
00:52:58You came?
00:53:20I did.
00:53:24And I'm Chuck.
00:53:25This is my husband, Dr. Shafrani.
00:53:27He actually exists.
00:53:29As-salamu alaykum, Dr. Shafrani.
00:53:31Ramadan Kareem.
00:53:32Salaam.
00:53:33Salaam.
00:53:34I'm Chuck.
00:53:35It's Charles Demer.
00:53:37We call him Chuck.
00:53:38Oh, Demer.
00:53:39That's French, isn't it?
00:53:41You don't look French.
00:53:43I'm Akkadian.
00:53:44From the south.
00:53:45French is in there somewhere.
00:53:47Well, we can thank European colonialists for that, can't we?
00:53:51Yes, we can.
00:53:52I told Leila earlier I would love to have you both over for Iftar dinner.
00:53:57Well, yes, definitely.
00:53:59We would love to.
00:54:03Fantastic.
00:54:04Uh, where's my son?
00:54:06Oh, he's been...
00:54:07He's been dancing up a storm for the last hour.
00:54:11You should join them.
00:54:12I think I might go and stuff my face at the buffet.
00:54:14Okay.
00:54:15I'm so sorry.
00:54:23I'm so sorry.
00:54:23I'm so sorry.
00:54:48They seemed impressed by you.
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:13I think they were definitely charmed by me.
00:55:15If you don't say so yourself.
00:55:20Shit, before I forget.
00:55:25Key.
00:55:29You know what?
00:55:33Here.
00:55:35Keep it.
00:55:38You sure?
00:55:39Mm-hmm.
00:55:41Come on.
00:55:44I like having you here.
00:55:46I like being here.
00:55:59You made me really happy tonight.
00:56:04I'm going to make you happy, Efren.
00:56:06What would I do without you?
00:56:19Mm-hmm.
00:56:21Mm-hmm.
00:56:22Mm-hmm.
00:56:23Mm-hmm.
00:56:24Mm-hmm.
00:56:25Mm-hmm.
00:56:26Mm-hmm.
00:56:27Mm-hmm.
00:56:28Mm-hmm.
00:56:30Mm-hmm.
00:56:31Mm-hmm.
00:56:32Mm-hmm.
00:56:33Mm-hmm.
00:56:34Mm-hmm.
00:56:35Mm-hmm.
00:56:36Mm-hmm.
00:56:37Mm-hmm.
00:56:38Mm-hmm.
00:56:39Mm-hmm.
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:41Mm-hmm.
00:56:42Mm-hmm.
00:56:43Mm-hmm.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Mm-hmm.
00:56:46Mm-hmm.
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