Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a study that confirms having sex can lead to a better night sleep. And look to the female listeners to see if they fall asleep quickly after sex like men do.
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00:00Son of a bee sting, Chuck. I know it was you that took my 5-Hour Energy spicy Cinco de Mango.
00:05You mean these? Of course I did. They're sweet, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like me.
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00:21Something that seemed relatively obvious now has a study to back it up.
00:25But sex before bed increases your sleep quality.
00:32And it doesn't have to be with a partner either, Chuck.
00:35Oh, good. Yeah, well, I could have told you this.
00:38The study showed a well-executed solo session could have the same effect on sleep as doing the humpity-bumpity with a partner.
00:45I hate when I have a poorly executed solo session.
00:49What does that mean?
00:51I would just assume it just takes longer than you expected.
00:56You know, like nothing's really interesting.
01:00The study involved several people, lots of couples, and then some solos.
01:06Their sleep throughout the night was monitored and evaluated after sex or no sex.
01:15Those after-sex sleep sessions resulted in less time trying to get asleep and higher sleep efficiency.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Especially the real thing.
01:26I mean, the real thing for guys, it's just right to bed.
01:31Right.
01:31Right to bed.
01:32So, I mean, there's probably nothing better for guys to fall asleep, but...
01:36I think it works for women, too.
01:38I mean, if they're pleased.
01:41Yeah.
01:42If they're drained, if you will.
01:44Wow, Jesus.
01:45Don't say that.
01:45No, but I mean, like, not drained like they're, you know, like it took a lot out of them.
01:49Don't say that.
01:50What is wrong with you?
01:51I've never heard humpity-bumpity to describe sex and then women being drained in the same
01:56sense.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Sometimes they give you energy, though.
01:58It depends.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah.
02:00It's true.
02:02For women.
02:03Yeah.
02:03Not here.
02:04No, I think I've had it, like, you know, you've gone past the, you know, like it's a long
02:10session.
02:11Never had that.
02:13And then you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15And then you're like, it's like a workout, right?
02:17Yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:18It has a different effect.
02:19All that.
02:19Yeah.
02:22Sure.
02:22Sometimes you're drained.
02:24Jesus.
02:24I've never drained a lady, Dave.
02:26I haven't.
02:27I'm married and I've never drained a lady.
02:31I don't like the thought of it.
02:33Like drained of all their energy.
02:35Just kind of like, oof.
02:36Yeah, that's not what my brain thinks.
02:37That's what I mean.
02:37I've never done it.
02:38No.
02:39My God, no.
02:39I pass out and then they got to finish it off themselves.
02:42Oh, wow.
02:43Wow.
02:44I'm sure the ladies know.
02:47Just like they're exiled.
02:48Like they've had such a great orgasm.
02:50They're just, whoa.
02:51Our men?
02:52Oh my God.
02:52No, the ladies.
02:53Like there's some ladies know that, you know, they just pass right out after it.
02:57I don't know what you do in there, but.
02:59I'm just saying, Jesus, I feel like that's a normal thing.
03:02I don't.
03:02Eh?
03:03What?
03:03We pass out after sex?
03:05Yeah.
03:05Like the orgasm's so powerful, you're tired.
03:07So Amber passes out after sex.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Amber passes out.
03:11He blasts her until she passes out.
03:12Wow.
03:13All right.
03:14Okay.
03:14Whoa.
03:15Holy smoke.
03:16Whoa.
03:16Okay.
03:17Nine inches of satanic panic.
03:19She falls asleep easy, though.
03:21What?
03:22She does.
03:23She's like, hey, baby.
03:25Oh, yeah.
03:27That's it, baby.
03:28Night, night, night, night, night.
03:29Night, night, night.
03:29Stop.
03:30Stop.
03:30I'm drained.
03:31I'm drained.
03:33I'm fully drained.
03:35You drained me, baby.
03:38I hope she's not up.
03:40No, she's not.
03:42Someone send it to her.
03:43No.
03:43No, no, no, no.
03:44I'm not.
03:44Clip it.
03:45That is too personal.
03:47Clip it.
03:47Yeah.
03:48I'm draining my lady.
03:50Yeah, I mean, nope.
03:53A little drain in here.
03:56Come on, ladies.
03:57Back me up here.
03:58Like, there's got to be some ladies listening that just pass out after they have sex.
04:02Come on.
04:02Where are you?
04:03Gollus.
04:041-855-954-6969.
04:07They're not up yet.
04:08They're still drained.
04:09They've still been drained.
04:09They were drained.
04:10They've been drained by their man.
04:11That's why I'm not getting any feedback.
04:13Or you can text us at 46969.
04:16Are you drained after sex?
04:18Do you pass right out?
04:19Ladies.
04:20Ladies.
04:22Because guys, it's just obvious.
04:23Most guys, yes.
04:24It's a real fight.
04:25It's a real fight to try and stay up.
04:28No, we're all different.
04:28I'm not sure.
04:29Someone said, I guess my wife is never satisfied.
04:33She's always up after.
04:34She does dishes.
04:34She files taxes.
04:36Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
04:36Get energy.
04:36I get energy.
04:38She knew how to run the lawn mower.
04:41She's going to head out and mow the lawn at midnight?
04:43Stop.
04:45Well, you know, I mean, listen.
04:47If some lady gets up at midnight and is mowing the lawn, they got plowed.
04:51It's like, I just had sex with my husband.
04:53Yeah, they got plowed.
04:54We'd like them for the morning.
04:56I'm so happy.
04:57Whatever it is.
04:59Yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, that's nuts.
05:04That would be nuts.
05:05That is energy.
05:06That is, right?
05:07Also, for that to be like normalized, where it's like, oh, a couple lawn mowers just started
05:11up.
05:12It's midnight.
05:13It's like, oh, that's just, that's just good sex.
05:15Yeah, that's just good sex.
05:18This lady said, I totally agree.
05:20I passed right out last night.
05:21I definitely felt drained.
05:23Oh, God.
05:25Someone, this lady said, I get dizzy and pass right out.
05:29My idea of drained is different.
05:32I don't like it.
05:33I know what you mean, but don't think of it that way.
05:35Just drained of energy.
05:36I can't help but think of it that way.
05:37A lady here, Dave is right, especially when it's great sex.
05:40The post-sex pass out is elite.
05:4541-year-old female, 90% of the time I pass right out after sex.
05:49Sometimes I think it helps if like, uh, it's really late.
05:56It depends on how tired you are.
05:58That's what I'm saying.
05:58It takes me a lot to fall asleep.
05:59Sure.
06:00A lot.
06:00Sure.
06:01Right.
06:02Um, but I think sometimes like you're almost ready to fall asleep and then like just all
06:07of a sudden things are progress.
06:10And then I think after those moments, it's like, okay, I was ready to fall asleep before
06:15all this.
06:16So maybe you could fall asleep easier, but, uh, this person said when I was 20, I was hanging
06:20out with a 32 year old cougar.
06:22I get it.
06:23Well, cougar to him, right?
06:24Yeah.
06:24Right.
06:2432.
06:25I remember those days.
06:26I could get her to finish within seven minutes and she would be knocked out within the next
06:31two minutes after that.
06:33That's nice.
06:35Or just faking it.
06:37This woman said, I'm the opposite.
06:38After sex, I have so much energy that I have to smoke a blunt in order to go asleep.
06:45Yeah.
06:46She did that before sex.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Oh, man.
06:49Some people say that enhances it for them.
06:52Um, this lady says.
06:53You can try all you want.
06:54Nothing's going to fix it.
06:55Nope.
06:55Not here.
06:56Most men don't know how to care or please a woman.
06:59Wow.
07:00Nailed it.
07:01Bitter party of one.
07:02Bitter party of one.
07:04She's not wrong.
07:06All, some of us don't, but they care.
07:10A lot of you, you may not know, but you still care.
07:13Some don't care.
07:14A lot don't care actually.
07:15Huh?
07:17Um, this guy says my wife's orgasms are so powerful.
07:20She can't even stay awake after to return the favor.
07:24Hashtag drained.
07:25Oh, hashtag.
07:26Fooled.
07:27Fooled.
07:27Oh, baby.
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:29Sorry.
07:30I can't finish.
07:31You off.
07:32I'm asleep.
07:33You drained me.
07:34You drained me.
07:35Yeah.
07:37Uh, this woman said it really depends on how long it lasts or how tired I am beforehand.
07:44So that's it.
07:45It really just depends.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Everyone's different, right?
07:47I think Lisa nailed it.
07:48Everyone's different.
07:49Everyone is different.
07:50Yeah.
07:50For sure.
07:52Uh, this guy said, my girl is just like a guy sexually.
07:55She cuts super hard.
07:57Then wants nothing else but to be left alone and pass out.
08:00One and done and bedtime.
08:02Perfect stuff right there.
08:05Perfect stuff.
08:06She cuts super hard?
08:07I don't know.
08:09What do you mean?
08:09It's the kids these days.
08:10It's the kids.
08:11She cuts super hard.
08:12Yeah.
08:13We've been here for 12 years.
08:15Yeah, exactly.
08:15We have no idea what they're saying.
08:15We don't know what they're talking about.
08:17And I don't care.
08:18No.
08:19Enough to look.
08:20Court, what is, uh.
08:21Yeah, maybe Court knows.
08:21Court, what is means, what does it mean?
08:23Court might not even know.
08:25I missed it.
08:25What was the word?
08:25She cuts super hard.
08:28I think, uh, you are missing.
08:31Oh, maybe he misspelt it.
08:32Oh, maybe he misspelt it.
08:34Oh.
08:35That T should be an M.
08:37Uh, is somebody familiar with misspellings?
08:39Sounds like the T should be an M.
08:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:42Oh, yeah, it was just a correction.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Okay.
08:46Yep.
08:47She rums super hard.
08:48Got it.
08:48Yep.
08:49And then.
08:50Yep.
08:51My wife passed the F out last night, someone said.
08:53She was out even before I finished cleaning myself up.
08:56Jesus.
08:57Goodness.
08:58Hashtag drained.
09:00Hashtag a mess.
09:03Took a sex ed class in college, someone said here in text message.
09:06When asked who falls asleep after sex quicker, men or women,
09:10I was one of two people that raised their hand to answer women.
09:16The rest were all men.
09:18Yeah.
09:19So, I mean, it's, I do, I mean, it's, everybody's different.
09:25Everyone is different.
09:27Everything is changing.
09:27It'd be wild for a guy to finish and then he's got to get up and move around.
09:36Like, I don't, I've never heard of that.
09:38So.
09:38Like you, like.
09:40Woo!
09:40Yeah!
09:41Oh, yeah.
09:41I'm going to go.
09:43Mow the lawn.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Time to fold laundry.
09:48Oh, no.
09:50This lady said, my fiancee just drained me right now.
09:53Oh, Jesus.
09:54And now I'm falling back asleep.
09:56Well, thanks for listening when you did.
09:58I guess.
09:58I'll see you next time.