Draining Your Lady

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a study that confirms having sex can lead to a better night sleep. And look to the female listeners to see if they fall asleep quickly after sex like men do.

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00:00Son of a bee sting, Chuck. I know it was you that took my 5-Hour Energy spicy Cinco de Mango.

00:05You mean these? Of course I did. They're sweet, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like me.

00:10I'll have to get more at 5hourenergy.com. Use promo code DCTF for 20% off.

00:21Something that seemed relatively obvious now has a study to back it up.

00:25But sex before bed increases your sleep quality.

00:32And it doesn't have to be with a partner either, Chuck.

00:35Oh, good. Yeah, well, I could have told you this.

00:38The study showed a well-executed solo session could have the same effect on sleep as doing the humpity-bumpity with a partner.

00:45I hate when I have a poorly executed solo session.

00:49What does that mean?

00:51I would just assume it just takes longer than you expected.

00:56You know, like nothing's really interesting.

01:00The study involved several people, lots of couples, and then some solos.

01:06Their sleep throughout the night was monitored and evaluated after sex or no sex.

01:15Those after-sex sleep sessions resulted in less time trying to get asleep and higher sleep efficiency.

01:24Yeah.

01:25Especially the real thing.

01:26I mean, the real thing for guys, it's just right to bed.

01:31Right.

01:31Right to bed.

01:32So, I mean, there's probably nothing better for guys to fall asleep, but...

01:36I think it works for women, too.

01:38I mean, if they're pleased.

01:41Yeah.

01:42If they're drained, if you will.

01:44Wow, Jesus.

01:45Don't say that.

01:45No, but I mean, like, not drained like they're, you know, like it took a lot out of them.

01:49Don't say that.

01:50What is wrong with you?

01:51I've never heard humpity-bumpity to describe sex and then women being drained in the same

01:56sense.

01:57Yeah.

01:57Sometimes they give you energy, though.

01:58It depends.

01:59Yeah.

02:00Yeah.

02:00It's true.

02:02For women.

02:03Yeah.

02:03Not here.

02:04No, I think I've had it, like, you know, you've gone past the, you know, like it's a long

02:10session.

02:11Never had that.

02:13And then you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:15And then you're like, it's like a workout, right?

02:17Yeah.

02:18It has a different effect.

02:19All that.

02:19Yeah.

02:22Sure.

02:22Sometimes you're drained.

02:24Jesus.

02:24I've never drained a lady, Dave.

02:26I haven't.

02:27I'm married and I've never drained a lady.

02:31I don't like the thought of it.

02:33Like drained of all their energy.

02:35Just kind of like, oof.

02:36Yeah, that's not what my brain thinks.

02:37That's what I mean.

02:37I've never done it.

02:38No.

02:39My God, no.

02:39I pass out and then they got to finish it off themselves.

02:42Oh, wow.

02:43Wow.

02:44I'm sure the ladies know.

02:47Just like they're exiled.

02:48Like they've had such a great orgasm.

02:50They're just, whoa.

02:51Our men?

02:52Oh my God.

02:52No, the ladies.

02:53Like there's some ladies know that, you know, they just pass right out after it.

02:57I don't know what you do in there, but.

02:59I'm just saying, Jesus, I feel like that's a normal thing.

03:02I don't.

03:02Eh?

03:03What?

03:03We pass out after sex?

03:05Yeah.

03:05Like the orgasm's so powerful, you're tired.

03:07So Amber passes out after sex.

03:09Yeah.

03:09Amber passes out.

03:11He blasts her until she passes out.

03:12Wow.

03:13All right.

03:14Okay.

03:14Whoa.

03:15Holy smoke.

03:16Whoa.

03:16Okay.

03:17Nine inches of satanic panic.

03:19She falls asleep easy, though.

03:21What?

03:22She does.

03:23She's like, hey, baby.

03:25Oh, yeah.

03:27That's it, baby.

03:28Night, night, night, night, night.

03:29Night, night, night.

03:29Stop.

03:30Stop.

03:30I'm drained.

03:31I'm drained.

03:33I'm fully drained.

03:35You drained me, baby.

03:38I hope she's not up.

03:40No, she's not.

03:42Someone send it to her.

03:43No.

03:43No, no, no, no.

03:44I'm not.

03:44Clip it.

03:45That is too personal.

03:47Clip it.

03:47Yeah.

03:48I'm draining my lady.

03:50Yeah, I mean, nope.

03:53A little drain in here.

03:56Come on, ladies.

03:57Back me up here.

03:58Like, there's got to be some ladies listening that just pass out after they have sex.

04:02Come on.

04:02Where are you?

04:03Gollus.

04:041-855-954-6969.

04:07They're not up yet.

04:08They're still drained.

04:09They've still been drained.

04:09They were drained.

04:10They've been drained by their man.

04:11That's why I'm not getting any feedback.

04:13Or you can text us at 46969.

04:16Are you drained after sex?

04:18Do you pass right out?

04:19Ladies.

04:20Ladies.

04:22Because guys, it's just obvious.

04:23Most guys, yes.

04:24It's a real fight.

04:25It's a real fight to try and stay up.

04:28No, we're all different.

04:28I'm not sure.

04:29Someone said, I guess my wife is never satisfied.

04:33She's always up after.

04:34She does dishes.

04:34She files taxes.

04:36Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

04:36Get energy.

04:36I get energy.

04:38She knew how to run the lawn mower.

04:41She's going to head out and mow the lawn at midnight?

04:43Stop.

04:45Well, you know, I mean, listen.

04:47If some lady gets up at midnight and is mowing the lawn, they got plowed.

04:51It's like, I just had sex with my husband.

04:53Yeah, they got plowed.

04:54We'd like them for the morning.

04:56I'm so happy.

04:57Whatever it is.

04:59Yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, that's nuts.

05:04That would be nuts.

05:05That is energy.

05:06That is, right?

05:07Also, for that to be like normalized, where it's like, oh, a couple lawn mowers just started

05:11up.

05:12It's midnight.

05:13It's like, oh, that's just, that's just good sex.

05:15Yeah, that's just good sex.

05:18This lady said, I totally agree.

05:20I passed right out last night.

05:21I definitely felt drained.

05:23Oh, God.

05:25Someone, this lady said, I get dizzy and pass right out.

05:29My idea of drained is different.

05:32I don't like it.

05:33I know what you mean, but don't think of it that way.

05:35Just drained of energy.

05:36I can't help but think of it that way.

05:37A lady here, Dave is right, especially when it's great sex.

05:40The post-sex pass out is elite.

05:4541-year-old female, 90% of the time I pass right out after sex.

05:49Sometimes I think it helps if like, uh, it's really late.

05:56It depends on how tired you are.

05:58That's what I'm saying.

05:58It takes me a lot to fall asleep.

05:59Sure.

06:00A lot.

06:00Sure.

06:01Right.

06:02Um, but I think sometimes like you're almost ready to fall asleep and then like just all

06:07of a sudden things are progress.

06:10And then I think after those moments, it's like, okay, I was ready to fall asleep before

06:15all this.

06:16So maybe you could fall asleep easier, but, uh, this person said when I was 20, I was hanging

06:20out with a 32 year old cougar.

06:22I get it.

06:23Well, cougar to him, right?

06:24Yeah.

06:24Right.

06:2432.

06:25I remember those days.

06:26I could get her to finish within seven minutes and she would be knocked out within the next

06:31two minutes after that.

06:33That's nice.

06:35Or just faking it.

06:37This woman said, I'm the opposite.

06:38After sex, I have so much energy that I have to smoke a blunt in order to go asleep.

06:45Yeah.

06:46She did that before sex.

06:47Yeah.

06:48Oh, man.

06:49Some people say that enhances it for them.

06:52Um, this lady says.

06:53You can try all you want.

06:54Nothing's going to fix it.

06:55Nope.

06:55Not here.

06:56Most men don't know how to care or please a woman.

06:59Wow.

07:00Nailed it.

07:01Bitter party of one.

07:02Bitter party of one.

07:04She's not wrong.

07:06All, some of us don't, but they care.

07:10A lot of you, you may not know, but you still care.

07:13Some don't care.

07:14A lot don't care actually.

07:15Huh?

07:17Um, this guy says my wife's orgasms are so powerful.

07:20She can't even stay awake after to return the favor.

07:24Hashtag drained.

07:25Oh, hashtag.

07:26Fooled.

07:27Fooled.

07:27Oh, baby.

07:28Oh, yeah.

07:29Sorry.

07:30I can't finish.

07:31You off.

07:32I'm asleep.

07:33You drained me.

07:34You drained me.

07:35Yeah.

07:37Uh, this woman said it really depends on how long it lasts or how tired I am beforehand.

07:44So that's it.

07:45It really just depends.

07:46Yeah.

07:47Everyone's different, right?

07:47I think Lisa nailed it.

07:48Everyone's different.

07:49Everyone is different.

07:50Yeah.

07:50For sure.

07:52Uh, this guy said, my girl is just like a guy sexually.

07:55She cuts super hard.

07:57Then wants nothing else but to be left alone and pass out.

08:00One and done and bedtime.

08:02Perfect stuff right there.

08:05Perfect stuff.

08:06She cuts super hard?

08:07I don't know.

08:09What do you mean?

08:09It's the kids these days.

08:10It's the kids.

08:11She cuts super hard.

08:12Yeah.

08:13We've been here for 12 years.

08:15Yeah, exactly.

08:15We have no idea what they're saying.

08:15We don't know what they're talking about.

08:17And I don't care.

08:18No.

08:19Enough to look.

08:20Court, what is, uh.

08:21Yeah, maybe Court knows.

08:21Court, what is means, what does it mean?

08:23Court might not even know.

08:25I missed it.

08:25What was the word?

08:25She cuts super hard.

08:28I think, uh, you are missing.

08:31Oh, maybe he misspelt it.

08:32Oh, maybe he misspelt it.

08:34Oh.

08:35That T should be an M.

08:37Uh, is somebody familiar with misspellings?

08:39Sounds like the T should be an M.

08:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:42Oh, yeah, it was just a correction.

08:44Yeah.

08:45Okay.

08:46Yep.

08:47She rums super hard.

08:48Got it.

08:48Yep.

08:49And then.

08:50Yep.

08:51My wife passed the F out last night, someone said.

08:53She was out even before I finished cleaning myself up.

08:56Jesus.

08:57Goodness.

08:58Hashtag drained.

09:00Hashtag a mess.

09:03Took a sex ed class in college, someone said here in text message.

09:06When asked who falls asleep after sex quicker, men or women,

09:10I was one of two people that raised their hand to answer women.

09:16The rest were all men.

09:18Yeah.

09:19So, I mean, it's, I do, I mean, it's, everybody's different.

09:25Everyone is different.

09:27Everything is changing.

09:27It'd be wild for a guy to finish and then he's got to get up and move around.

09:36Like, I don't, I've never heard of that.

09:38So.

09:38Like you, like.

09:40Woo!

09:40Yeah!

09:41Oh, yeah.

09:41I'm going to go.

09:43Mow the lawn.

09:44Yeah.

09:45Time to fold laundry.

09:48Oh, no.

09:50This lady said, my fiancee just drained me right now.

09:53Oh, Jesus.

09:54And now I'm falling back asleep.

09:56Well, thanks for listening when you did.

09:58I guess.

09:58I'll see you next time.

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