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The Brown Film Show
  • 5 months ago
Well would cha' Look at that?
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00:00Jesus Shettlesworth has a dilemma. Does he go to college or does he take his talents to the NBA?
00:05His father, Jake Shettlesworth, is locked up for murdering his wife.
00:09In a totally plausible plot, a convicted murderer gets released from prison to convince his son to go to his warden's alma mater of big state.
00:17But Jesus is being pursued by other schools.
00:20And how much is that tuition?
00:22Jesus' girlfriend has his best interest at heart, but turns out to be a cheating, money-grubbing, scallywag opportunist.
00:28And then I can at least admit it.
00:30In fact, everyone in Jesus' life is a money-grubbing, scallywag opportunist.
00:34Bro, hook a brother up.
00:36Give me some money.
00:36Need some cash. I'm gonna get these Nikes.
00:38You know I can't have anything but the best.
00:40Jake is finally reunited with his famous son.
00:42And like any son who loves his father, he tells him to get the f*** out of his house.
00:47Matter of fact, I don't even know why you here.
00:49Guesses that whole killing his mother thing that he just can't overlook.
00:52Which turned out to be a total accident.
00:54But still.
00:55Local lady of the night, Dakota, feels bad for Jake and gives him some a** to clear his head.
01:01Jesus just can't figure out why his dad is out.
01:04Maybe he's on vacation from the pen.
01:07Jake is like, I'm sorry for breaking your mother's neck, jeez.
01:11Jesus says, suck my d***.
01:13Finally, Jake tells him the truth.
01:15You find it in your heart to go to big state.
01:17They may let me out on an early parole.
01:18And Jesus is like, oh.
01:21So will you help me out, son?
01:23Ah, nah.
01:23So the only way to settle this is to play a good old-fashioned game of b-ball.
01:28Jake scores a little and dances around the court.
01:30And let's just say it doesn't end up well for him.
01:34Jesus ends up going to big state and Jake ends up back in prison.
01:38The alternate ending is Jesus goes to the Boston Celtics, wins in championship, then says,
01:43f*** you, I'm going to Miami.
01:44The end.
01:44Jesus.
01:45Jesus.
01:45Jesus.
01:45Jesus.
01:45Jesus.
01:46Jesus.
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